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LABOR SELF-DESTRUCTION WATCH
The comrades are seething! Maul highlights:
* Simon says Kim is a hypocrite and a liar; Kim says the same about Simon. Lindsay says Julia should shut up, and George wants Julia to go away because she wasn’t nice to Kim after Kim didn’t help Simon, who doesn’t like Kim’s friend Stephen.
* Julia says she’ll be Kim’s friend only until the next election.
* Stephen should quit, says Julia. Also, Kim must take on the scary warlords. Simon says that Kim has to change.
* In Victoria, Steve is putting friendly hacks in power because he owes them favours. Kim’s friend Stephen gets called names.
* Steve says Morris is a big girl.
* Stephen doesn’t want to quit. Simon is unhappy. Julia would like Kim to pay her more attention.
* Stephen has many enemies. So does Simon. Lots of people think Simon is deluded. Simon hates Stephen and another Stephen and also Wayne and Jenny.
* Kim thinks Simon is wrong.
* Kim says Simon asked him for help, and he said no.
* Simon says he didn’t ask Kim for help.
* Simon is beating Kim in a poll.
* Julia says the whole party is a faction-ridden debacle.
* Warren wants everybody to be nice.
I wonder what Scott and Sharlene have to say
Posted by knuckleheadwatch on 2006 03 08 at 11:13 PM • permalinkThe most interesting thing is where is Kevin Rudd who loves nothing more than getting on the tele! see http://weekbyweek7.blogspot.com/
Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 03 08 at 11:36 PM • permalinkif it were the Glen Eira Council, you’d shut it down—oh, wait…they did shut it down!
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 08 at 11:57 PM • permalink15 years of Howard, 15 years of Costello.
Just a theory.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 03 09 at 12:38 AM • permalinkNobody hates each other more than ALP comrades and mates.
So if you are a member of the ALP and someone says, “Comrade (and/or mate), let’s have a chat,” make sure to watch your back, your job and possibly your missus”.
Posted by Major Anya on 2006 03 09 at 12:43 AM • permalinkOkay, I’m talking to Karl. I’m gonna ask him to take a minute out of putting the entire House Appropriations Committee out of sanction and send Cheney’s cardiologist to Australia. You gotta keep Howard around as long as possible…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 09 at 12:52 AM • permalinkIn other developments….
Paul Keating does not have a ‘skerrick of bitterness towards Howard’How could ANYONE have dreamed that he had?
Now, if someone can get one of the Labor twits to gave a go at Biff Latham, then the current dust-up will be worth watching.
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 09 at 01:13 AM • permalinkSo, can we assume that the ALP is as FUBAR as the US Democrats?
That was just pitiful.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 03 09 at 01:16 AM • permalinkI’m sure they have the best interests of the Aussie public at heart tho… ;)
Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 03 09 at 02:27 AM • permalinkOT - I just watched an episode of the Best of Monty Python on public broadcasting. (laughs) I saw a skit that made two references to names or phrases used on this blog. The first was someone who called himself Spiny Norman. The second was a reference to a great German composer with maybe 50 names that took a good minute to recite. At the end they would say “of Ulm”. So that’s where Richard McEnroe got that phrase.
You know, anyone who frequents this blog would do well to watch two television shows, Star Trek and Monty Python. Then everything here will make more sense.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 03 09 at 02:45 AM • permalinkStar Trek, Monty Python and Benny Hill…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 09 at 02:51 AM • permalinkOff topic but did you see they’ve brought back that sniffling little criminal Jovicic? What a disgusting piece of sh#t he is. His family, incapable of bringing up a decent memeber of society, go crying to the institutionalised Left, the ABC, SBS and Age, SMH that, in horribly making Australia a safer country, the evil Howard government deported their lovely brother. I wonder how the people he burgled - 34 in one week - feel about this idiot’s return. Take him out and shoot him.
Posted by Karl Fidel Adams-Kingston on 2006 03 09 at 02:57 AM • permalinkOur THREE weapons are Star Trek, Monty Python, Benny Hill and South Park — our FOUR…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 09 at 03:07 AM • permalinkDoesn’t look all that interesting as a soap, I mean without an illegitmate baby or a botoxed amnesiac. Or is this just a teaser for the really juicy bits?
Posted by Pat Patterson on 2006 03 09 at 03:12 AM • permalinkYou often hear these Labor party hacks or pollies saying the party has to stop it as the public aren’t interested in all this internal backstabbing, feral name-calling and internecine warfare…
but in fact i think plenty of Australians, especially the conservative majority, thinks its great fun watching them ho into each other… what we’re not really interested in is any of the tripe they periodically serve up as policies…
thankfully in recent years, we have been able to count on enjoying ourselves every 10 or 12 months… and long may it contine…
How odd - just listening to the news of a dead parrot - died of Parrot Fever, apparently.
OK, O/T, but Python is funnier than the Labor Party, if only just. Remember, No-one expects the Spanish ————————-
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 09 at 03:23 AM • permalink#9
Kevin has locked himself up with a copy of Dale Carnigie’s How To Win Friends & Inflence People.
After that he’s off to a seminar:- Confident, Assertive, In Charge: Developing the Attitudes of Leadership.
He needs some brushing up on the latter. Has to learn how not to give the impression he has something stuck up his arse or is reading from a teleprompter
Speaking of Monty Python, my favourite arguement :-
http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-arguement.html[url=http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-arguement.htmlI liked Comrade Kim’s statement a few days ago that the Labor preselection battle in Hotham (Simon Crean) seemed to be ‘Going very well’. This was at the exact same time TV reporters were interviewing scores of Cambodians who were being press-ganged into voting for the Union dork. Most of the Cambodians were saying they had never even heard of the Labor Party let alone did they know they were a member of it!
Posted by AlphaMikeFoxtrot on 2006 03 09 at 04:49 AM • permalinkAm I the only one getting deja-vu concerning Labor travails?
3 years ago Simon was having a parachute fitted, Yes?
Latham appeared as the great Westie savior.
When you know your policies don’t work and you can’t change your financiers(unions) mind, what option do you have at your disposal other than dazzle them with a star leader?
Either the Lathamites win and a leadership challenge happens(Gillard the first woman to lead Australia) or Kimbo keeps the seat warm for a union hack who has star billing.
Just so gross, I’d laugh at them except I fear they may come to power one day.
N.S.W. is an object lesson for those who forget.
Never forget the ALP gave us Whitlam-Keating- Latham-Beazleyx2- who next?
#34 Richard:
LMAO! Very good! :-D All we need now is for someone to work a “comfy chair” reference in and we’ll be all done.
And as for the Labor Party - if it was a horse, you’d shoot it!
Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2006 03 09 at 04:52 AM • permalinkBeing fair and balanced, I’m sure that Tim Blair will soon mention the debacle that is the Liberal party.
Downer and Howard exposed as liars.Nick Minchin attends a far right-wing function, admits workchoices is a failure, then proposes further changes.
Why are right-wingers ignoring these far more serious issues?
Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 09 at 05:00 AM • permalinkAh, gustov, yet another in a long line of trolls who thinks Tim has to post what he wants.
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 03 09 at 05:40 AM • permalinkJulia Gillard’s accent is far too similar to Kath Day-Night’s evocative tones for my liking. I get all sorts of unpleasant images of Labor (sic) caucus meetings…
GILLARD TO BEAZLEY:
“Kimmy! Look at me, Kimmy, look at me ploise! I have one word to say to you: Fractionalism! I know deep within myself we’ve gotta do something about it and tout suite, Kimmy, tout suite!”
Go get ‘em Gusty
And why does the “fair and balanced” Tim ignore the continued sale and promulgation of rindless bacon?
Not one post
Also, what about Haliburton profiting from selling tin foil to Palestinians. Nada.
Nothing is so blind as this wannabe neo-con who cannot see.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 09 at 05:54 AM • permalink#48, as one who is invariably detached, aloof and indifferent on matters political, I have to say, although I doubt either Howard or Downer are any more liars than the next man, I couldn’t care less if either of them ever uttered a true word again in their lives so long as they continue to exorcise the malignant, putrid, necrotizing disease of leftism from our fair society. If they rid us of the scrofulous, degenerate, puss-filled canker that calls itself ‘progressive’ they will have served their nation well, in my judgment. Not that I care, of course – just saying.
In true trollish fashion, neither of those links actually proved either of gustov’s points, so the whole argument is moot anyway.
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 03 09 at 06:27 AM • permalinkUmmmm… Gussy… you come and post a Sydney Morning Herald link, thinking it’ll demonstrate your point? SMH!! {Vomit}
Think about it (tick, tick, tick…).
The really funny thing is, you could have linked to a similar-worded story in “The Australian” (slavish right-wing running-dog Howard Hugger organ of the Ruthless Murdoch baby-crushing behemoth) and the story, if not your conclusion, would have had a lot more credibility here.
BTW, do you ever read a paper other than a Fairfax one? (Yes, I do the Oz and the Fin Review, thanks for asking).
Still, I give you points for dogged perseverance in a hostile environment. Sort of like a tapeworm.
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 09 at 07:25 AM • permalink#48 Gusset de left, more interesting than Nick Minchin’s admission that IR reforms had further to go was Beazley’s quavering reaction:
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2006/s1587554.htm
He blusters that “the extreme IR laws” will be replaced by “even more extreme IR laws”.
Who writes his stuff? Whoever it is should be sacked for incompetence, except that’s the whole point of the IR reforms…
ALP President Warren Mundine on today’s Australian:
“Quite frankly, the Australian public couldn’t give a stuff about the internal mechanisms of the Labor Party. They want us to talk about interest rates, they want us to talk about hospitals and they want us to talk about education.”
INTEREST RATES - almost at an all-time low; one 0.25% increase in the last 27 months
HOSPITALS - ALP hold power in all state and territory governments, who are responsible for hospitals
EDUCATION - ALP hold power in all state and territory governments, who are responsible for schools
Good one Warren.
Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 03 09 at 08:26 AM • permalinkWow! Runaway bolds AND a twelve-foot wide link! This could be one of the GREAT threads!
Mr. Snuffalupagus — Howard’s got the comfy chair. At least it would take a roomful of Republican Congressmen to throw it away from under him…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 09 at 10:44 AM • permalinkI for one would appreciate seeing more Blackadder references.
“I have a cunning plan sir. Oh good lord Baldrick. Is it truly a cunning plan? Or is it simply a clever plan dressed up to look like a cunning plan?”
That’s from memory. Of an episode of the television series. Or was that what Karl said to me during the Cheney Ran Amuck Again affair?
Posted by wronwright on 2006 03 09 at 11:58 AM • permalinkIf Gillard unseats Comrade Kim as Leader, the Libs should thank the Labor Senator (Ludwig I think) for giving the perfect tag for the next election when speaking of Gillard the other day he quipped ‘It’s all about the hair!’.
Posted by AlphaMikeFoxtrot on 2006 03 09 at 03:39 PM • permalink
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