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KING OF THE LEFT

Forget Mark Bahnisch’s crazy boasting. He’s now been overtaken as the Left’s most-read non-corporate blogging identity by online powerhouse Darryl Mason:

This blog pulls anything from 1800 to 5000 individual readers per day ...

Whoa! Bahnisch’s place never receives 5,000 visits, much less 5,000 individual readers. More from Super Darryl:

To say that my mind has been blown by the growth of readers in the past 18 months (particularly in the past six months) would be an understatement. This site is now only a few thousand readers away from providing something between a part-time and full-time living.

Beat that, Mark! Beat that, all you other Lefties! Of course, there’s always the slim chance Darryl is making things up.

Posted by Tim B. on 10/22/2007 at 08:14 AM
  1. Excuse me for a minute…

    Darryl the WonderWriter? 5000 visits? From people he’s not related to? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 22 at 08:23 AM • permalink

  2. Ahem, now I’ve got that out of my system…

    Darryl, you’re not a good writer, you’re probably not even a good reader. I don’t agree much with Larvatus Prodeo, but you ain’t yet anywhere near their visits.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 22 at 08:25 AM • permalink

  3. Did anyone see John Hartigan (News Lts CEO) give the Andrew Olle lecture on ABC last night.

    Great insight into the links between blogging/internet/journalism.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 22 at 08:28 AM • permalink

  4. #3 Hero, keep up.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 22 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  5. His blog pulls…...

    Nuff said.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 10 22 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  6. 5000- that’s nothing - 5 trillion individual readers have visited my blog, and that’s just in the last ten minutes

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 22 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  7. #6,

    did you see my post there eeniemeenie? ;)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 22 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  8. #4 Ooops.  Slinks away till morrow.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 22 at 08:39 AM • permalink

  9. Darryl

    A has a tad of ‘legend in his own minditis’, it would seem.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 10 22 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  10. #8,

    Do you leave a shiny trail when you do that?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 22 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  11. #6 Eeniemeenie: Oh, yeah? Well, I don’t even have a blog, and 14 bazillion people have been googling in the last three minutes, just to see if I’ve set one up yet. I’m thinking of setting up a Paypal account on an empty blog site dedicated to the mere promise of posting something in the future. Pledges to donate already amount to one billion dollars. Darryl’s running along yapping at the tail lights on the caboose of my gravy train, but he’s getting smaller and smaller . . .

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 22 at 08:46 AM • permalink

  12. Daryl would have more success with paypal if he promised that for each donation of $1.00, he wouldn’t post for 1 day.

    That would make that a FULL TIME income once Rudd et al get in.  Now that’s aspirational!

    I’d pay him $1,095 just to get 3 years peace until Rudd is tossed out and forgotten, and another 12 years of conservative rules ensues.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 10 22 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  13. Daz took a straw poll of an internal metric (his tiny mind) and it showed that 7 of 10 internal voices think he’s a wanker. The other 3 refuse to talk to him, or think he’s A Grade nuts.

    Posted by CB on 2007 10 22 at 09:03 AM • permalink

  14. #11- Pledges to donate already amount to one billion dollars.

    If your blog features the adventures of detective Paco (who has long since overtaken Lazlo Woodbine as my favourite hard boiled gumshoe)- I can see why.

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 22 at 09:12 AM • permalink

  15. #14: Why, thankee, Eenie. With that billion dollars, maybe Detective Paco can afford a new stick-pin for his tie.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 22 at 09:34 AM • permalink

  16. #15 Only if he’s eligible for a discount at Pins, Accessories and Curious Ornaments.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 22 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  17. #6 Eeniemeenie: Oh, yeah? Well, I don’t even have a blog, and 14 bazillion people have been googling in the last three minutes, just to see if I’ve set one up yet.


    Lessee… that’s eight from São Paulo and maybe six from Rio…

    Posted by ErnieG on 2007 10 22 at 10:24 AM • permalink

  18. Im offended he used a charachter from one of my favourite movies as a sock puppet.

    Brazil.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 22 at 10:35 AM • permalink

  19. Well, Darryl will get a bump today when we all go over to check out his blog and discover that his blogroll alone is enough to identify him as an idiot.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 10 22 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  20. By the way… When’s Dazza gonna realise The Daily Truth has ended?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 22 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  21. I pull down more daily traffic even when I don’t update my retarded comic for a whole month.  Suck it lefty bloggers!

    Posted by Sortelli on 2007 10 22 at 12:24 PM • permalink

  22. “my mind has been blown…”

    Small explosion.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 10 22 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  23. Beat that, Mark!

    I don’t know about Mark, but I’m pretty sure that Darryl is.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 22 at 05:23 PM • permalink

  24. Beating it, I mean!

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 22 at 05:24 PM • permalink

  25. “Blog space for sale or rent,
    Brains to let, fifty cents.
    No laughs, no style, no flair,
    I ain’t got no fans like Blair
    has, but
    Two hours of verbal wank
    buys a
    Tiny rise in my blog rank.
    I’m a
    Man of means, by no means—
    KING OF THE LEFT!”

    (With apologies to the late, great Roger Miller)
    Hey, help me out with this here!  :-P Where’s Lyle when I need him?

    Posted by Mary in LA on 2007 10 22 at 07:47 PM • permalink

  26. #15
    That’s great, Mary!

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 22 at 07:51 PM • permalink

  27. Thanks, kae!  Glad you liked it.  I still think Lyle would do it better, though… ;-)

    Huzzah!  The thread lives!

    Posted by Mary in LA on 2007 10 22 at 08:14 PM • permalink

  28. actually the only comment I’ve ever had on my blog is ‘you suck’- but I’m not letting it go to my head

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 22 at 10:58 PM • permalink

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