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KERRY FANS RALLY AT ONE OF HIS FIVE HOUSES

Wonkette on the now-concluded Ohio recount:

We lost, everybody. L-O-S-T. Just concentrate on your Canadian visa applications; if you screw that up, you can’t blame Deibold.

Presumably she’s addressing the likes of Boston’s John Kerry Six, a proud mini-collective who’ll never surrender:

About a half dozen supporters of John Kerry are holding vigil in front of his house, still hoping for a Kerry presidency.

The little knot of demonstrators, calling themselves the Coalition Against Election Fraud, stood shivering in the cold yesterday, hoisting signs and pressing fliers into the hands of bewildered passersby. Taxi drivers, neighbors digging cars out of the snow, and Beacon Hill residents who happened to be strolling by were subjected to earnest pleas to join the cause.

’‘Who knows? Maybe we’ll overturn the election,” said Sheila Parks, a vigil organizer.

In any case, Kerry wasn’t home to take notice of yesterday’s demonstrators. A woman answered the door and promised to deliver a message when he returns from vacation.

Kerry’s old high school band had twice as many members.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/30/2004 at 01:59 PM

  1. About a half dozen supporters of John Kerry are holding vigil in front of his house, still hoping for a Kerry presidency.

    I suspect that John Kerry isn’t even “president” of the house that those protesters are standing in front of.

    Posted by PW on 2004 12 30 at 03:14 PM • permalink

  2. To the reporter: ‘About a half dozen supporters’? You mean six? Or is five close enough? Maybe there were four, and you rounded up… I mean, is it really that hard to say how many there were, exactly, when you don’t even have to take off your socks?

    Posted by lyle on 2004 12 30 at 03:20 PM • permalink

  3. How much more pathetic can this get?  A handful of people standing outside his house hoping to overturn an election that is long over?  Do these people not have lives?  Do these people not have jobs?  How long before frostbite sets in?

    Hey, I’m headed for Minnesota.  Maybe if I stand outside of Walter Mondale’s house, I can get him elected.

    Heck with that.  I’m headed for Nebraska.  It’s not too late for William Jennings Bryan.

    Posted by JayC on 2004 12 30 at 03:58 PM • permalink

  4. Kids, it’s time to go home.  Those Star Treck cosplay outfits aren’t just going to make themselves in time for the next convention, you know…

    Posted by Mr. Blue on 2004 12 30 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  5. Nothing’s over ‘til WE say it is. Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!
    ~Bluto Blutarsky~

    Posted by guinsPen on 2004 12 30 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  6. But, but, but… Bu$h liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied… kids diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied…

    It’s the same old “But I didn’t know anybody that voted for Bush” - it’s an extremely rude shock to these people to find that 61 million Americans actually do support Bush, and an even bigger percentage didn’t put in the effort to have him voted out. The wacky left who would comprise the Kerry-Almost-A-Full-Half-Dozen-Crew probably thought that since everyone they knew voted for Kerry or at least didn’t like Bush, therefore Bush must have only a handful of supporters in Wyoming, Utah, Texas and Tennessee.

    Posted by Leigh on 2004 12 30 at 08:07 PM • permalink

  7. OMG, what a bunch of quacks.

    I always wondered how people can manage to avoid every peice of news that conflicts with their various conspiracys. It has got to be some kind of mental disorder.

    Posted by beenieman on 2004 12 30 at 09:40 PM • permalink

  8. probably thought that since everyone they knew voted for Kerry or at least didn’t like Bush, therefore Bush must have only a handful of supporters in Wyoming, Utah, Texas and Tennessee.

    Exactly. Because Bu$h “$TOLE the election” in the first place—by using Diebold and his brother Jeb, lol.

    Posted by beenieman on 2004 12 30 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  9. There are quite a few people in the US that seriously think Bush stole the election. Just check out DailyKos  and Democratic Underground.

    Posted by drscroogemcduck on 2004 12 30 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  10. Obviously one of those people is supplyng some serious drugs to keep them there.

    Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge on 2004 12 31 at 12:55 AM • permalink

  11. Is Wonkette moving to Canada?  I’m looking forward to jokes about assfucking Lester Pearson.

    Posted by Mike G on 2004 12 31 at 02:16 AM • permalink

  12. These people are helping to advance some ideas that were posted on blogs like Kos after Bush won.

    One idea was to contest the election any way that was possible. Failing that, they are supposed to keep the idea of a ‘stolen election’ alive by constantly suggesting ways it COULD have been stolen. 

    We could be seeing good foot soldiers carrying out ideas that were suggested a few hours after Bush was declared the winner.

    Posted by CJosephson on 2004 12 31 at 03:11 AM • permalink

  13. drscroogemcduck—the people at Daily Kos and DU don’t seriously think about anything.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2004 12 31 at 03:26 AM • permalink

  14. Hey, give these people a break.  They might get famous (i.e., the Kerry Half-Dozen).  At the least, they’re indulging in a hobby and keeping out of trouble.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2004 12 31 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  15. I have this picture of them still there a month after the inaguration, still hoping for a court challenge or recount to put their man in office.

    Losers!

    Posted by Mr. Blue on 2004 12 31 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  16. Their latest chant is that if 100,000 people had voted for Kerry (shows their bad maths, as it would only need 60,000 to turn Ohio), their boy would have been a winner.  What happened to the “the President doesn’t have a majority, therefore he is not properly elected” rant from last time?

    Posted by SezaGeoff on 2004 12 31 at 01:35 PM • permalink

  17. I think the half dozen protesting about the stolen election are from Oz ... they had been protesting about the stolen generation here for about 10 years and asking for an apology from the Oz government without much success.  They can stay in Beacon Hills for the next 10 years.  I didn’t think we could export useless protesters until tomorrow when the US-Oz FTA commences.  I’m sure that’s Tom Keneally standing behind the bloke in the blue jacket ... check the diminutive bearded leprechaun with a red hat against the wall ... maybe I’m mistaken.  I better get another VB from the fridge.  Happy New Year.

    Posted by Stevo on 2004 12 31 at 01:58 PM • permalink

  18. The Kerry 6 are even more pathetic than the delusional and insane, because at least the insane have some imagination.

    I mean, come on, if you’re a leftist moonbat who wants to pretend s/he lives in an alternate reality, why settle for pretending Kerry is President? Why not just pretend Dean actually beat Kerry in the Primary (or Kucinich or Mumia for that matter) before rolling over Bush in the General election?

    Posted by Sean P on 2004 12 31 at 02:24 PM • permalink

  19. Mr. Blue:
    “Losers!” Well, but they were losers before, on 2 Nov., already. Now, what with the continuing protests, there’s gotta be a whole new category for them to fall into.

    Posted by m on 2004 12 31 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  20. Mr Blue,

    Even us sci-fi geeks have more sense than these twits. This would be more like if they were trying to get “Lost In Space” back on the air…

    Posted by Cybrludite on 2004 12 31 at 02:48 PM • permalink

  21. Be careful what you say about “Lost In Space”.  I had a crush on Penny as a young whipper snapper ... I was too young to fall for Judy.  My hero was of course Dr Zachary Smith.  I can hear the Kerry 6 now moaning, in the words of Dr Smith, “Oh the pain, the pain”.

    Posted by Stevo on 2004 12 31 at 03:10 PM • permalink

  22. Cybrludite — More like if they tried for a third season of Space:1999…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2004 12 31 at 03:12 PM • permalink

  23. returns from writing Martian Successor Nadescio self insertion dojinshi Cyberludite-Sorry about that.

    Posted by Mr. Blue on 2004 12 31 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  24. Mr. Blue—Hentai doujinshi? *g* Ichiban!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2004 12 31 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  25. saa

    Posted by Mr. Blue on 2004 12 31 at 07:13 PM • permalink

  26. Actually, I was kidding- my drawing skills make Ted Rall look like Day by Day’s Chris Muir.
    But really, being a Kerry Fanboy has got to be most pathetic thing ever.

    Posted by Mr. Blue on 2005 01 01 at 02:29 AM • permalink

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