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KELVIN SHELVED

David Hicks advocate Kelvin Thomson quits Labor’s front bench:

Shadow Attorney General Kelvin Thomson has resigned after it was revealed that he gave a reference to fugitive drug baron Tony Mokbel in 2000.

Mr Thomson said he decided to stand down after he was approached by Opposition leader Kevin Rudd with the information.

He told reporters in Melbourne this afternoon he was unaware of Mokbel’s profile when he gave him the reference for a liquor license.

Mokbel’s profile was already known to the law by then.

UPDATE. This articulate young Melbourne idealist might be Thomson’s perfect replacement. Sign him up, Kevni!

Posted by Tim B. on 03/09/2007 at 12:04 AM
  1. Kevni shoves Kelvi

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 09 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  2. Mr Thompson said he decided to stand down after he was approached by Opposition leader Kevin Rudd with the information.

    Ill bet it was a visit offering his support /sarcasm. More like ‘I’m in enough trouble as it is, goodbye, you are the weakest link’.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 03 09 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  3. The ACT Government are already planning to
    build a statue of Kelvin Thompson in Canberra.

    Posted by scooper on 2007 03 09 at 12:27 AM • permalink

  4. There isn’t going to be any front benchers left on either side if things keep going at this rate until the election.

    Posted by Razor on 2007 03 09 at 12:27 AM • permalink

  5. #4 oh great, that just leaves the Greens…

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 03 09 at 12:30 AM • permalink

  6. That’s a shame, old Cueball Kel was spectaularly bad at media apearances, always looked as shifty as a shithouse rat, sounded like he had cocaine catarrh and was astoundingly incoherent, making as much sense most times as the hirsute chap who smells like a mix of stale baccy, fortified wine and poo who invariably sits next to me on the very odd occasions I venture on public transport.

    The baldy bastard was worth 3 seats, easy.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 03 09 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  7. Looks like both sides are pushing the dead bodies overboard before the election. Can’t have any of this come out when real damage might be done.

    Must be the Libs turn to make the next sacrifice.

    First the Libs, Fran Bailey might get moved sideways or out. They’re going need real muscle in the small business portfolio to shore up the IR laws.

    Also, I’ll bet Garrett is no longer Labor’s environment spokesman by June. Too much baggage.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 03 09 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  8. From the story:
    ###
    Mr Rudd said an anonymous tip-off to his office led to the discovery of the reference for Mr Mokbel.

    “On Tuesday my office received anonymous information that the Member for Wills and Shadow Attorney-General, Mr Kelvin Thomson may have provided a letter of support of some sort to Tony Mokbel,” he said.
    ###

    I wonder what they’d do if they received
    an anonymous tip-off that Kevin Rudd had
    been cavorting with Brian Burke trying to
    find himself some friends???

    Posted by scooper on 2007 03 09 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  9. the shadowy shadow attorney general…..

    Posted by vinny on 2007 03 09 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  10. #7
    I’ll bet Garrett is no longer Labor’s environment spokesman by June. Too much baggage.

    I thought he’d have the sense to jettison him if he got to power, but a strategic pre-election reshuffle in general is on the cards?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 09 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  11. #9
    Another unfortunate f*ck in the road ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 09 at 12:51 AM • permalink

  12. Burke, Mokbel - Rudd and his people move in classy circles.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 03 09 at 12:54 AM • permalink

  13. Would’ve been interesting if this didn’t come up and Labor was elected- one wonders how Chromedome Kel would handle an extradition application for Fat Tony if he bobbed up somewhere with a treaty with Australia.

    Tones is also another fine example of multiculturalism and dual citizenship at work, being a son of the Levant.

    The ALP has had to pay dearly for their shameless tarting for the ethnic constituency.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 03 09 at 01:03 AM • permalink

  14. Who taught Kevin to speak? It sounds like he needs more fibre in his diet.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 09 at 01:05 AM • permalink

  15. Now, see, here you rude colonials go, bollixing up the works again.

    In the US, that sort of behavior would guarantee you a Democratic Party committee chairmanship in Congress…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 09 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  16. Laughing my arse off:

    To whom it may concern,

    “I have been asked to provide a reference on behalf of Mr Tony Mokbel of ... Pascoe Vale South, who will be submitting his application for a liquor licence to the Liquor Licensing Commission.

    “I understand that Mr Mokbel has been married for the past eight years and has two children.

    “I further understand that over the past eight years he has been a responsible, caring husband and father.
    “Mr Mokbel has in partnership purchased a number of business properties in the Brunswick area. As a result of his business and property ventures, Mr Mokbel is making a significant contribution to the community and employing a substantial number of people.

    “I urge you to take into account Mr Mokbel’s last year of unblemished conduct, his commitment to family and his successful establishment as a local businessman in making your decision concerning his application.

    “Yours sincerely, Kelvin Thomson, MP, Member for Wills”.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 03 09 at 01:21 AM • permalink

  17. Fair dinkum, who (public figure or not) would provide a personal reference for someone they didn’t know? 

    Surely its a “personal reference” not a “make-something-up-about-him”.

    Like all politicians who get the boot for minor infractions, its not the minor infraction itself but the fact that it demonstrates their personal monumental stupidity (or carelessness in who they choose to staff their office) that makes them unsuitable for office.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2007 03 09 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  18. #3 Scooper, more likely they’re planning to set up a statue of Tony Mokbel.

    Radio National was interviewing the son of Donald McKay about the proposed statue of that sleazy little pimp Grassby.  Mr McKay came across as an utterly decent, quiet-spoken man who made his case against the statue.  Second question from the ABC journo: “What would you say to those who say your attitude is racist?”  Unbelievable.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 03 09 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  19. Wow, how many more ‘references’ from MPs will now come out of the woodwork?

    Posted by 2BarRiff on 2007 03 09 at 01:46 AM • permalink

  20. To afore mentioned journo: I’d say go and get fucked.

    Posted by CB on 2007 03 09 at 01:47 AM • permalink

  21. #17 SCD

    ...it demonstrates their personal monumental stupidity (or carelessness…

    Or Crookedness!

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 09 at 01:51 AM • permalink

  22. #13
    Speaking of ethnic constituency ...

    On ABC Ruddio National Breakfast this morning, Geyser Trad on the Mufti’s media gagging by his muzzi mates:

    The “convict beginnings” comments in Egyptian media were “explained” on his return - he “made it worse” (Fran Kelly) note Trad talk her down and her kowtow: “he made it worse on Egytian TV”, Trad insists, “mmm sorry yes”, Kelly - Fark!
    The camel shagger wouldn’t bully a man like that: showing your true colours there, sunshine!

    Kelly: “If he keeps needing to make clarifications ... best to confine himself to the Mosque ... (muzzi community) response to public demand for action ...”
    @21 min in 1st hour of file.

    Trad said that the Mufti will be on Sunday Profile with Monica Attard, (pre-recorded) on ABC Local Ruddio, can’t wait.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 09 at 01:51 AM • permalink

  23. The guy was the shadow Attorney-General and he’s giving references to known criminals?

    That is totally insane. Off the front bench? He should be out of parliament, out of the Labor Party and out of a job.

    He’s my local member and he’s a shady as they come. He had the audacity to march in the ANZAC day march one year, up Sydney Road, and he looked like John Cleese on horse tranquillisers. The diggers avoided him like the plague.

    Good riddance.

    Posted by ilibcc on 2007 03 09 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  24. Of course, it’s just fun and games - ‘a comedy of errors’ - to the Canberra Press Gallery.

    Posted by ilibcc on 2007 03 09 at 01:58 AM • permalink

  25. Link to a copy of Thomson’s original reference for Fat Tony.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 09 at 02:02 AM • permalink

  26. The youtube vid is gold. The tall senior conny looked like he was struggling to keep the lid on it.

    Posted by CB on 2007 03 09 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  27. OT, but amusing:

    Red Campaign spends $100 million on advertising to raise $18 million

    This is one of those overhyped celebrity charity campaigns with the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Steven Spielberg and Bono involved, with predictable results.

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 03 09 at 02:19 AM • permalink

  28. Re: update

    I will renounce beer and women for a month to be allowed 5 mins alone with Mr Malcontent.

    Our police force service has been crippled by panty waisted, cock gobblers.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 09 at 02:19 AM • permalink

  29. I was waiting for the ANZ bloke to drop his bundle and deck the loud mouth moron with the video.
    My evil temper would have made for far better TV.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2007 03 09 at 02:26 AM • permalink

  30. #28- yep. If I was that ‘rent a cop’ I would have drop kicked that ninnie’s head into bloody pulp.
    It’d be worth the assault charge.

    Posted by Squiffy on 2007 03 09 at 02:28 AM • permalink

  31. They must issue Vic coppers with Mogadon. How could you not pop that prick?

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 09 at 02:28 AM • permalink

  32. The Rudder rubber-stamps out corruption in the Party.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 09 at 02:32 AM • permalink

  33. Okay, obligatory nerd comment of the day.

    The Kelvin temperature scale was invented by Lord Thomson. You could almost call it the Thomson Kelvin scale. Either his parents have a sense of humour, or I’ve spent way too long memorising useless shit like this.

    The smart money is on option b).

    Posted by Behemoth on 2007 03 09 at 02:41 AM • permalink

  34. There’s a famous you tube video about an old goat named ‘bus uncle’ who loses it when a lad asks him to tone down the level of his phone conversation. The rant from bus uncle in response is legendary.

    I too would have loved to have seen the rent a cop lose it and go balistic.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 03 09 at 02:59 AM • permalink

  35. “They must issue Vic coppers with Mogadon.”

    #31, they do, it’s called the “Christine Nixon” special ‘script.

    Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 03 09 at 03:04 AM • permalink

  36. Al Grassby, Brian Burke, Kelvin Thomson, David Hicks, Sheik Hilali, will Stanhope have enough brass and space for all these statues in Canberra?
    What the hell do we have in public office, that warrants making voting compulsory?

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 09 at 03:12 AM • permalink

  37. http://www.gwb.com.au/gwb/goss/oneill.htm


    via Brenton Groves of Toorak Via A Bolts webpage.

    Kleen Kevie still has some things to answer for in his past- Scroll down or better, cut and paste into word and scroll down to page 28.
    More, much more to emerge about Kev.
    A few dodgy back benchers not acting appropriately do not equate with asprirations for the top job.
    The whole of labour is rank with corruption in each state and federally. God help us if they are elected to run this country and what sort of people are we sharing space with who would elect these wankers.

    Posted by Hillyminx on 2007 03 09 at 03:13 AM • permalink

  38. The video of that young idealist is very enlightening.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 03 09 at 03:58 AM • permalink

  39. “I tended (sic) my resignation” .... then I went out into the backyard and tendered my vegetable garden. The Age subs stuff up again.

    Posted by quillpen on 2007 03 09 at 04:06 AM • permalink

  40. #37 - Kevin Rudd doesnt seem to care too much about this ‘Global Warming’ issue does he?
    From the link at #37 re Rudd’s investment property -

    ‘The house had a room air-conditioner, which was left running 24 hours per day, even though the house was unoccupied’.

    ‘Neighbors complained about the noise from the air conditioning unit running 24 hours per day’.
    LOL!!

    Posted by Squiffy on 2007 03 09 at 04:28 AM • permalink

  41. Agree with #23 - Kelvin should not be an MP. But expect him to be a minister if Rudd wins this year. Associating with known criminals has never been an offence in the ALP as we have seen in the past few weeks. And how about these blasts from Labor’s glorious past - Al Grassby, Rex Jackson and Tom Domican, the underworld figure who reputedly beat Peter Baldwin to a pulp in a factional dispute. Add the Builders Labourers Federation and Painters and Dockers Union to the mix, both of which had some control of Labor through the ACTU. If it was any other organisation that the labor party, the Labor party would be demanding a royal commission into its criminal activities.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 03 09 at 04:39 AM • permalink

  42. #28 Infidel, re: update

    Yes, he’s so articulate. Shame he couldn’t be had for threatening the security bloke, he did say “You have to walk home…”.

    He prolly wouldn’t be so loud with his teeth pushed down his throat…

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 09 at 04:51 AM • permalink

  43. bugger

    above was RE: #28

    It’s been a l-o-n-g week!

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 09 at 04:52 AM • permalink

  44. #16 I urge you to take into account Mr Mokbel’s last year of unblemished conduct

    Doesn’ the wordingof this imply that the writer knew that the conduct was blemished prior to the last year?

    Posted by PeterTB on 2007 03 09 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  45. How much remuneration out of the $700,000, when the (Labor lawyers received their $600,000), did ‘Captainwaste’ receive for his stirring ‘naration’ complete with his threats, and lousy syntax? Victoria, you voted for them, you deserve what you get.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 09 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  46. Come to think of it, I wonder if Mokbel made any contributions to party funds?

    Posted by PeterTB on 2007 03 09 at 04:55 AM • permalink

  47. sort of OT, but David Hicks related

    lmao

    Posted by peter m on 2007 03 09 at 05:04 AM • permalink

  48. #46 Oh yes. Like everything concerning various State Politics, we the ‘plebs’ only hear and read about the slimy deals done later on down the proverbial track. Everybody except the elected ‘non productive high earners’ are forced to pay. Talk about being over governed. For a population of approximately twenty three million or so, we have Local, State, and Commonwealth setups. Then we have the hanger-ons, non-productive in any meaningful way, in the meantime, taxes and charges increase, while drunken politicians (Liberal), ideological vandals and Prima Donnas have massive payouts awarded to them. Maybe ‘big TB’ did pay his dues.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 09 at 05:16 AM • permalink

  49. Look on the bright side.  All this current accountability hysteria will surely improve the selection of the next lot of ministers, regardless of who gets elected.  Right? Right?

    Posted by entropy on 2007 03 09 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  50. I am the very model of a shadow Attorney-General,
    No information relevant to matters so ephemeral
    As Causing Grieveous Bodily Harm,
    Consorting With Known Criminals.
    He’s married … to the mob you say?
    I should have known … subliminally.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 03 09 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  51. #33 Behemoth

    The Kelvin temperature scale was invented by Lord Thomson.

    Not quite right. The Kelvin scale was devised by Lord Kelvin, who was born William Thomson.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  52. Re the video, how the fuck can the cops just stand there and do nothing? When I return to Australia, I think I won’t base myself in Melbourne.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 05:42 AM • permalink

  53. #52 MZ, they missed their chance to run in the punk with the camera after he communicated a threat to the security guard (...you have to walk home tonight, don’t cha?). That was a threat. His head, as well as his camera would have been smashed and that would have ended the day beautifully.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 03 09 at 05:56 AM • permalink

  54. #52 Muzzie Zapper

    ...how the fuck can the cops just stand there and do nothing?

    This appalling situation had its genesis six years ago when Premier Steve Bracks appointed a new Chief Commissioner of Police. Christine Nixon is from New South Wales. She was chosen ahead of a group of local candidates, much to the disgust of the Police Association and its boss Paul Mullett. She is determined to change the culture of policing in this state. No more telephone-book-induced confessions, or a stiff clip behind the ear for errant youths. Hers would be a new community based police ‘service’.

    This article by John Silvester helps to explain the idealogical struggle that has occurred ever since.

    It says in part:

    Christine Nixon, the daughter of a senior NSW policeman, was trained in Sydney, educated at Harvard and is committed to changing policing from a male-dominated force to a service that reflects the broader community. Her expertise is in the human side of policing.

    And this:

    “Fish” Mullett, the son of a Welsh street copper, is an old-school, hard-edged detective who was locally trained and remains a traditionalist. He sees policing in terms of law and order. Anyone who knows Paul Mullett learns quickly that while he is engaging company and a loyal friend he can be an unforgiving enemy.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 09 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  55. If they couldn’t get the turd with the video camera for threatening the guard, why couldn’t they get him for incitement to violence?

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 09 at 06:42 AM • permalink

  56. #28
    I can’t find the original literary quote, but it goes something like this… “Just five minutes is all I ask. Just five minutes while you’re running for the doctor and the preacher.”
    The thing I’ve noticed with the resistance mob is that they actively seek confrontation.  That is the only cause they are interested in.
      Just once I’d like a bunch of star picket wielding neo-fascist skinheads turn up instead of the police…

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 03 09 at 06:44 AM • permalink

  57. #52 MZ. Melbourne is a great City. Once the thickheads, spivs and touts are driven out, along with the ideologues, conmen, fly by nighers and so forth and we finally get decent people standing for public office, then we will see a return to sane law and order, plus honesty in politics and business.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 09 at 06:46 AM • permalink

  58. I was wondering what became of the People’s Poet.

    Posted by Captain Wacky on 2007 03 09 at 06:53 AM • permalink

  59. #54 Thanks under the whip, that was quite a sad read.  It must suck to be a police officer there right now. It also explains why the punks feel brave enough to taunt the police. Reminds me of a jackass who taunts a tiger in its cage. The funny thing is when you toss this jackass in the tiger’s cage his whole attitude suddenly changes. You know, the old cat’s and uncovered meat story.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 03 09 at 06:57 AM • permalink

  60. 52 MZ

    Look at it this way, but for the grace of a higher power, you could have been born to a nice American couple and have to live in San Francisco, CA.

    Such a lovely place and infested inhabited by only two kinds of people. Radical Leftist shit bags and effete Leftist useful idiots.

    How’s Sapporo treating you?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 09 at 07:03 AM • permalink

  61. #60 El Cid

    How’s Sapporo treating you?

    Very coldly.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  62. Although the cultural struggle in the Victoria Police goes a long way to explaining this un-police-like policing, it doesn’t paint the whole picture. The fear of being sued is as worrying to the police at these types of protests than any fear of violence.

    Any number of leftist law firms are ready to offer their services to these ferals, just as Slater & Gordon did recently to win a $700,000 settlement negotiated in secret with the Victorian (Bracks) government.

    The Fitzroy Legal Service even offered pre-demonstration advice on provocative behaviour designed to garner a reaction from the police. That’s why there is so much video footage of these events. To be used as evidence against the lawful authorities if they react.

    Andrew Bolt explains it well here where he points out:

    As the ActivistRights website, sponsored by the taxpayer-funded Fitzroy Legal Service says, suing police allows “protesters to challenge the lawfulness of the use of force during demonstrations”, and also “attracts media attention, and can help raise public awareness.”

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 09 at 07:35 AM • permalink

  63. Strange irony in louts protesting about corporate behaviour attacking and villifying an ordinary working man, just doing his job (surely a socialist model) as being scum.

    It would have been soooooooo worth it to have lost it and really have kicked the bejesus out of the lout and his moll.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 03 09 at 07:55 AM • permalink

  64. #62 Plus a compliant media, ready to follow any trend, for the advertising dollar.
    The day a Police Force (Service) is converted, in the face of anarchy, to an ideological mindset, that acts on the whim of the elected government of the day, that is the day true democracy goes out the door.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 09 at 08:01 AM • permalink

  65. 61 Muzzie Zapper

    Very coldly.

    Yeah but your UV’s are low.

    Sake, not that it helps the body stay warm, but you won’t give a damn.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 09 at 08:16 AM • permalink

  66. #65 El Cid
    Sure, alcohol keeps you warm, but is quite dangerous in cold weather. I know someone who had a student die last winter. The student passed out drunk on the way home and was found dead three hours later. I caught a cold last week making sure that an extremely drunken Norwegian got a taxi to his hotel instead of collapsing and freezing to death somewhere. During this, because I too was drunk, I left my jacket in the bar and was only wearing a tshirt on a -13 night.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  67. Rent-A-Cop Hassles Punk

    Eric Idle’s son?

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 03 09 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  68. i think the minister in charge of liquor licensing at the time was marsha thomson, kelvin’s wife.  cosy.  he subsequently deserted marsha & the kids for a bimbo

    Posted by KK on 2007 03 09 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  69. #66 Muzzie, You are right there. I once walked two miles at night in -25C with coat open and no tuque because I was plastered and didn’t feel the cold.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 09 at 09:00 AM • permalink

  70. This really stinks
    How does a top Lawyer of all people claim to be ignorant of the activities of Mokbel, who was already a gangster star in 2000!!!
    Not only that but he had to have knowm him for eight years to have written the reference!
    This needs a FULL INVESTIGATION. it may be that mokbel was blackmailing him. But it looks as if the resignation may suffice to sweep everything under the carpet.
    even incompetent admin does not explain this away. And another point- how come a star crim like Mokbel was granted bail ?

    Posted by davo on 2007 03 09 at 09:06 AM • permalink

  71. Muzzie Zapper

    I left my jacket in the bar and was only wearing a tshirt on a -13 night.

    I hate when I did that. Good jackets, even then, were expensive. These days, my wife makes sure I’m dressed the same, going in and coming out. Although there is a question, as to how long that treatment will last.

    Dangerous in warm weather, too. Had the occasion to witness a student on Spring Break, when I lived on the beach, fall off a 4 story balcony. The pisser part, the local cops where chasing a few of his friends, that had stolen the emergency vehicle that was on the scene to help.

    Needless to say the student died, while the joy riding students got their well off mommies and daddies to pay for defense attorneys, pleading them to lesser charges and fines.

    Good that a taxi was had, as we in the States have some evil cult taxi drivers, that still can refuse those with alcohol, regardless how it is carried.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 09 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  72. #72 I didn’t actually lose the jacket, I was only away for 10 minutes. I did, however, forget the homemade scarf given me by my gf when I left, so had to travel all the way back once I’d reached home.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  73. O/T
    A nice counter petition at the same site Ant Lowenstein uses HERE
    The title is: Australians who Reject Antony Loewenstein
    Sent to me by a fellow commentor here…

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 03 09 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  74. #37: That’s gold! gold! gold! for Australia…and Mr Howard.

    Posted by Srekwah on 2007 03 09 at 09:48 AM • permalink

  75. That foul-mouthed grub is all set to stand for Labor thanks to Bracks setting him up with all he needs in campaign funds. 

    I’d like to say the Vics get the Government they deserve, but being from WA that’d be the pot calling the kettle black.

    Posted by Ubique on 2007 03 09 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  76. I’m just glad that shadows have their very own Attorney General.  For far too long shadows have been pushed aside, hidden in the, ah, um, er, shadows.  Shadow rights!

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 03 09 at 10:05 AM • permalink

  77. One might say his career prospects have cooled to zero Kelvin now.

    Posted by PW on 2007 03 09 at 11:31 AM • permalink

  78. #51 Garrgh, you’re right!

    [After putting on Dr. Kissinger’s glasses, found in a men’s room toilet]
    Homer:  The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

    Man in stall:  That’s a right triangle, you idiot!

    Homer:  D’oh!


    (This quote is accurately transcribed, notwithstanding the other errors it contains in describing Pythagoras’ Theorem, lest I be accused of screwing up twice)

    Posted by Behemoth on 2007 03 09 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  79. I sat here watching that video feeling my blood pressure rise by the second and asking myself, when are the cops going to just beat the shit out of this guy. I have to say the restraint was admirable as that was just the sort of reaction they were trying to get. What the cops should do is be videotaping these fuckwits and showing up at their Mum’s house in the early hours with an arrest warrant (when the camera isn’t rolling).

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 02:07 PM • permalink

  80. The Brazilians are so uncivil. I don’t understand it either, especially since they are Fora Bush.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 09 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  81. #80 El Cid, I’m guessing in Brazil the pre and post protest legal advice is not taxpayer funded.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 02:47 PM • permalink

  82. #80
    El Cid, any pictures of Carnival or the Rio beaches?  Those images are what I think of when I think of Brazil, and the babes are much better looking than some scuzzy leftists.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 03 09 at 03:09 PM • permalink

  83. Think Brazilians are uncivil? Ha! Priests to purify site after Bush visit

    Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate “bad spirits” after President Bush visits next week, an official with close ties to the group said Thursday.

    “That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture,” Juan Tiney, the director of a Mayan nongovernmental organization with close ties to Mayan religious and political leaders, said Thursday.

    George Bush, the Rodney Dangerfield of presidents.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 03 09 at 03:12 PM • permalink

  84. It’s more like he’s regarded as Satan himself.  Which, now that I think about it, is what Chavez called him. 

    Hmmm.  I always thought Karl had that role.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 03 09 at 03:24 PM • permalink

  85. rbj1

    Nope really haven’t looked, BUT I will now.

    Kyda Sylvester

    See what the Mayan people get, for learning Spanish?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 09 at 03:38 PM • permalink

  86. The real Satan would probably get a better reception.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 03:38 PM • permalink

  87. The Maya began their Long Count on what they referred to as the ‘Birth of Venus.’ Scholars have never been able to determine what the Maya were referring to and neither have alternative researchers. Nevertheless their sacred calendar, the Tzolkin, placed the synodic cycles of Venus in a central role. The 104-year ‘Venus Round’ cycle (2 Calendar Rounds of 52 years each), was a very important ceremonial event as this was the point in time when the solar and sacred calendars realigned with the cycle of Venus.

    I need to insert an important numerical progression at this point to provide a basis for the rest of the article. The number thirteen was a root number for the Maya. It is both a prime number and the eighth number in the crucial Fibonacci series that is one source of the Golden Ratio, 1.618.

    If we use 13 as the root of the Mayan calendar system we find the following sequence: 13, 26, 39, 52, 65, 78, 91 and 104, which are achieved by simply adding 13 to each succeeding sum. These are the key numbers in the Mayan calendrics and they have a solid scientific footing. Venus was the central component of the Mayan cosmology. It is for good reason that our nearest planetary neighbor is called earth’s sister planet. They have a phase-locked orbital cycle that is based on a 13:8 ratio. That is derived from the fact that Venus revolves around the sun 1.6 times faster than Earth so that 13 Venus revolutions is equal to 8 years.

    Why is this important? By establishing Venus as the key component of the sacred calendar they automatically built the Golden Ratio (1.6) into the system since that ratio defines the difference

    My God, 1.618 could be a Mayan

    Wait until Tim Tam, sees this, huh?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 09 at 04:11 PM • permalink

  88. #86
    The presidential slogan for the ticket of Satan & Hitler:

    “At least they’re not George W. Bush”

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 03 09 at 04:12 PM • permalink

  89. Re:  Whiny Mayans

    “Contrary of what has often been claimed, the Classic Maya practiced human sacrifice on an extensive scale; torture followed by decapitation was most common on the evidence of pictorial ceramics, but heart sacrifice has also been depicted on the monuments.”

    Bush is bringing bad vibes to your ritual human sacrifice sites, eh?

    Bummer for ya.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 03 09 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  90. #88 rbj1, I could almost bring myself to vote for that ticket just so these moron BDS sufferers could enjoy the real deal.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 04:44 PM • permalink

  91. Coming soon to CBS 60 Minutes the latest White House scandal…. widespread persecution of migrant Mayans. And this one goes all the way to the top.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 04:51 PM • permalink

  92. Margos !!

    I wrote to Tim Blair, he wrote back!!!

    ( Hi everyone!)

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 09 at 05:19 PM • permalink

  93. p.s. You know how my brother is a pilot?

    Well, there are lots of definitions going around in emails about what Qantas now stands for.

    He says, Feinnes flighty is not the last and will not be the first to do the mile high in the sleeping quarters at 35,000 feet!

    I don’t know if the Blair Helicopter has enough room, kinda like the Porsche car (It’s small but you’ll get a lay after you’ve gone for a drive!).

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 09 at 05:29 PM • permalink

  94. “...widespread persecution of migrant Mayans.”

    You have to, lest they start hacking people’s hearts out of their chests while the victim is still alive.

    Nasty boys, those Mayans.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 03 09 at 05:38 PM • permalink

  95. You got it Dave, thats why we have to give them free education for their kids, free medical treatment at the emergency room of their choice and a B of A credit card. Not forgetting amnesty. Now thats what I call persecution.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  96. Hey Muzzie Zapper. Have you found that seedy little underground bar run by the big American guy with the bushy grey beard. Has the best selection of world beers in Japan.

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 03 09 at 06:15 PM • permalink

  97. Whew! Australia’s had a narrow escape.

    If the judgement of the shadow Attorney General is so bad that he supports David Hicks AND is prepared to sign off on a letter he hasn’t read and whose contents he doesn’t understand, best that he’s gone before he even gets to the starting line.

    Posted by ann j on 2007 03 09 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  98. whisper is that he was porking mokbel’s sis in law, but evidence is lacking

    Posted by KK on 2007 03 09 at 09:42 PM • permalink

  99. KKK -KEVIN, KELVIN KEATIING,K in MoKbel,BurKe and HawKe any significance there! 3rd letter in each of latter-must be an Omen
    I wonder if Thompsons wife dropped him in-Woman scorned and all that.
    KEEP KLEAR of Ks my motto for the Day

    Posted by Hillyminx on 2007 03 09 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  100. That’s a bit antisocial Hillyminx, don’tcha think?

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 09 at 10:56 PM • permalink

  101. Yes isn’t it and forgoty BracKS & Kirner-

    Posted by Hillyminx on 2007 03 09 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  102. Well, harrumph. I dunno how TimB can let such a, a, LETTERist post here…

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 09 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  103. or should that be a consonantist?

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 09 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  104. # 13

    Tones is also another fine example of multiculturalism and dual citizenship at work, being a son of the Levant.

    The ALP has had to pay dearly for their shameless tarting for the ethnic constituency.

    [url=“http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/deportee-had-support-of-iemma/2005/11/17/1132016927239.html>As you’ll recall</a>, the now Premier of New South Wales, Morris Iemma, wrote a reference back in 1999 for an associate of some pretty high profile terror suspects.

    <a href=“http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200511/s1510529.htm”]Interesting to note[/url] that said person of interest, later deported, did not have residency status let alone citisenship, yet he was a ‘paid up’ member of the Australian Labor Party.

    Posted by monaro on 2007 03 10 at 12:52 AM • permalink

  105. By the way, if anyone’s really bored, you can visit my temporary blog - it’s been getting on average “0” hits a day.

    [url=http://www.monaro.blogspot.com]http://www.monaro.blogspot.com[/url]

    Posted by monaro on 2007 03 10 at 01:02 AM • permalink

  106. #103
    AlGore: “Can I buy a bowel? I think mine’s not passing the emissions test.”

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 10 at 01:09 AM • permalink

  107. Thanks Monaro.
    I hate sites that kidnap me and won’t let me go back.

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 10 at 01:11 AM • permalink

  108. My site wouldn’t let you go back?

    Posted by monaro on 2007 03 10 at 01:37 AM • permalink

  109. nope, it wouldn’t let me go back to Tim’s

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 10 at 01:40 AM • permalink

  110. Oh well, it might be shitty code but what ever the problem is there’s no javascripts to kidnap you.

    Posted by monaro on 2007 03 10 at 02:05 AM • permalink

  111. Meanwhile, back at the topic: I look at those guys and think that fascism might be a much maligned system of government.

    Rounding them up and summarily executing them - how could that be wrong?

    Posted by monaro on 2007 03 10 at 02:18 AM • permalink

  112. #96 Francis H. Near Nakajima Koen? I know of it, but have never been there. I sometimes go to the other bar he owns, Gaijin Bar in Susukino.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 10 at 04:10 AM • permalink

  113. Not sure Muzzie. I remember that you walk down a narrow flight of stairs (seemingly between garbage bins) to a small crowded room lined with posters, beer bottles etc. A fooz ball game and darts down there i think. I remember the beer well though. Belgium, German, Australian etc. He was a nice guy. We had a great time there. My only trip to sapporo.

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 03 10 at 05:49 AM • permalink

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