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KARL ROVE CONTINUES BROADCASTING ON CAT FREQUENCY

You’ll recall Mickey, the cat that attacked a family and stared down police after an unknown force took over its brain. Now meet Pinky, another member of the global kitty insurgency.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/11/2005 at 09:17 AM

  1. Jon Hollander says that cats are domestic spirits. (_Raritan_ v.1 n.2 ``The Poetry of Everyday Life’’ Fall 1981, pp.6-7)

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 03 11 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  2. Jesus, that was painful to watch. Why not just light the poor dumb animal’s tail on fire?

    Cats aren’t like dogs. They don’t like leashes, they don’t really trust anybody, they’re not very bright (okay, that part’s doglike), and they’re inclined to run amok when they feel threatened. This is not news. Has that moron ever dealt with a cat before? If he’d just let go of the damned leash the cat would’ve hid under a bush until he calmed down.

    Posted by Aarrgghh on 2005 03 11 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  3. Keeping the cat on a leash, the idiot asked for all he got.

    Posted by Susan Norton on 2005 03 11 at 11:20 AM • permalink

  4. The global kitty insurgents’ ranks have been boosted by frustration at cat control regulations, capture of kitty civilians by county officials and contractors, and by abuse of cats in US-manned pounds.

    Posted by TFK on 2005 03 11 at 11:52 AM • permalink

  5. And when they thought the cameras were off, they put a trash bag on the kitty’s head and took pictures of it…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 03 11 at 11:54 AM • permalink

  6. 10lb Pinky the Cat- 1
    200lb Human- 0

    Fear the kitty insurgency Humans!

    Posted by Bucky Katt on 2005 03 11 at 01:11 PM • permalink

  7. Tim Blair:

    I tried and tried to trackback to this post of yours but your system evidently won’t let me trackback to it.

    Anway, here’s my post to which I would have trackedback on your blog if it were possible to do so:

    Attack of the Kitty-Cats!

    Posted by Frank Villon on 2005 03 11 at 01:23 PM • permalink

  8. Faster Pinky!  Kill, Kill!

    -or-

    “Come, Pinky…we must prepare for tomorrow night…”
    “Way ahead of you, Brain.  POIT!”

    The cat even warned him - his ears go flat, his tail starts lashing, he tries to run.  Of course he’s gonna freak when suddenly he’s brought up short and some old biddy come trotting over with a big, dark box to stuff him into.

    I’d adopt that cat in a cold minute.

    Posted by Nightfly on 2005 03 11 at 03:51 PM • permalink

  9. I fear no insurgency that can be instantly undermined by soap bubbles.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 03 11 at 05:57 PM • permalink

  10. Idiot:  Blah blah blah.  (All the while, petting Pinky like a dog.  Some cats will put up with this, and Pinky does for a while.)
    Pinky: Are we done yet?  I’m going over there for a bit.
    Idiot:  Blah blah blah.  (Holds on to a cat who has decided it’s time to leave.)
    Pinky: Right, stuff this, I’m out of here.
    Idiot:  Blah… (Holds on to leash.)
    Pinky: What the fuck?  I’m tied to a piece of string?  Let go of me, dickhead!
    Idiot: Blah blah.
    Second Idiot: Here, let me stuff this visibly distressed cat into a cardboard box.
    Pinky: Die, two-legged cretins!

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2005 03 11 at 06:29 PM • permalink

  11. rhhardin — my domestic spirit just sprayed the clean laundry…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 03 12 at 12:47 AM • permalink

  12. Why go to all that trouble of adopting the cat out when it could have served a valuable function as say, the 25th piece of a fur coat?

    Posted by taspundit on 2005 03 12 at 07:00 AM • permalink

  13. Cat Frequency? Is this what you progress to?
    Apparently, from what I read in the press, John Howard has only mastered Dog Whistling to date. Wow! What if he learns Cat Frequency as well?
    Phillip Adams and his lefty legions will have no chance to Topple Him then.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 03 12 at 08:01 AM • permalink

  14. #9 Achillea

    I fear no insurgency that can be instantly undermined by soap bubbles.


    Hey..using soap bubbles and catnip is a form of chemical warfare!  Feather flyers should be prohibited as well! Why isn’t the NYT covering this outrage! ;-)

    Posted by Bucky Katt on 2005 03 12 at 09:02 AM • permalink

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