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JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS
The finest device ever offered for sale:
Read on for a description of its remarkable anti-Gore qualities.
(Via Craig M.)
That’s beautiful. I must get one for Christmas for my brother (who is in Greenpeace).
On a related note: Europe: Delay in Autumn Leaf Colour Caused by Increased CO2, not Global Warming.
I wonder if you can get one of those fitted on a JWH planet wrecking machine for even more Gaia killing goodness.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 19 at 10:46 AM • permalinkWill it make, buckyballs?
I get so confused, CO2, H2O, XeO3 (highly explosive xenon trioxide). Which is the one that inflates the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade, balloons.
You know the same stuff that inflates the mouths and mental capacity of those associated with alGorism?
AGW Cultists, Gaia-worshippers and other assorted internet greenies who monitor this site for enviro-heresies are surely hyperventilating over this… until they’re told to stop it, as it only increases their CO2 output. At which point they hold their breath until they pass out. What fun!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 19 at 11:35 AM • permalink#5 Ash: We’ve tried buying out old man Johnson, but he’s a tough nut to crack. We even employed many of the same aggressive tactics that we used earlier to buy out Wronwright’s company, WRONCO. We took Johnson’s family hostage, and his response was to mail us the addresses of some we had missed. We surrounded his factory with PACOSWAT security personnel, but when the order was given to storm the place, his employees all ran outside wearing Hillary Clinton masks, and my men fled in terror. When we sent a representative in to discuss a partnership, the guy’s ears were mailed to us a week later (Postage due! That really stung.) So for now, we simply watch . . . and wait.
We took Johnson’s family hostage, and his response was to mail us the addresses of some we had missed.
Why do I suspect I’m related to Johnson, Paco?
I’d send you addresses for the family members you missed if you kidnapped mine too!
You didn’t hear it from me, but if the Hillary masks didn’t work, they were going to use this guy. Warning: Picture terribly scary
On the plus side, go Mr. Bear!
Give us reason for hope. Make them reactor size.
Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2007 11 19 at 03:23 PM • permalinkFor reasons known only to themselves, plants are on a suicide mission to reduce the atmospheric CO2 concentraton to below 150ppm. They have been silently doing this for at least the last 500 million years.
I believe our purpose is to liberate the fossil fuel those selfish plants have been sucking out of the atmosphere and thereby save the planet.
We deny this at our own peril.
The Johnson CO2 Generator will be a useful addition to our armamentarium.
I gots a big “Johnson”
It had to bo said, so there!
Ha! the furiners will be wondering WTF?
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 11 19 at 08:59 PM • permalinkOl’ Johnson may be holding out but we’re rakin’ it in over at Parisian Artifacts for Collectors Only.
A CO2 generator, Beauty.
Before I clicked the link, I thought maybe it was an atmospheric pressure powered weigh-scale.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 19 at 09:17 PM • permalink#12 Ash_, he looks like a school boy who has just released a SILENT_BUT_DEADLY during the morning assembly.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 19 at 09:27 PM • permalink“Perfect for my hydroponic “herb” garden.”
This is a very popular item for the DIY “herbalist.”
DAMHIKTPosted by Holden McGroyn on 2007 11 20 at 02:08 AM • permalinkI’m waitin’ till I can git me a nuclear powered Co2 generator.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 20 at 02:38 AM • permalinkLovely - and here’s another one.
Of course increased levels of CO2 produces increased plant growth and this has been known and demonstrated through research like this for some time now. A few years ago I checked into the optimum CO2 levels for plant growth and the answer seemed to be about 1000 - 1200 ppm CO2 compared to today’s atmospheric level of about 370 ppm. So we have a long way to go.
And interestingly, I have also read papers like this that say that even the IPCC’s predicted rate of increase in CO2 from burning fossil fuels [to then result in catastrophic global warming] cannot be achieved because we don’t have enough recoverable fossil fuels anyway. Then add in other research that discusses the saturation effect that occurs as more CO2 concentrates in the atmosphere. And this nice summary.
So it is more and more evident every day: this whole warming thing is a crock. And talking about crocks and badly mixing metaphors, this little story from Junk Science indicates that the pigeons are starting to come home to roost.
Ye olde Medieval Gorebal Warmening:
A 2000-year global temperature reconstruction based on non-tree-ring proxies
In other words: it was definitely warmer 1,000 years ago than it is today. Doomed, indeed.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 20 at 04:05 AM • permalink
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That’s brilliant!
I’ll take 50!