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A woman is knocked to the ground. Margo Kingston - who complains about insensitive car ads - laughs.
Well well well. Looks like I found a window of opportunity. The Aussies are in bed and the Americans are likely attending church. Allows me to write the first posts.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 11 at 11:16 AM • permalinkMaybe we should have a caption contest for Margo. God knows there’s an endless supply of comedic photographic material on her.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 11 11 at 12:50 PM • permalink#3 monaro
Sleep is for the weak.
Apparently the philosophy of my new neighbors: they have mariachi/ranchera music blaring 24 hours a day - at least until a little after 1:00 AM when the cops show up and make them turn it down - then it’s just on…
Of course, the big Party DJ/public address speakers are outside so the whole neighborhood gets to listen. Awfully generous of them, wouldn’t you say?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 11 at 01:04 PM • permalinkCan’t sleep. Those Japanese products we’re not allowed to name here won’t download themselves…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 11 at 01:46 PM • permalinkRebeccaH,
Don’t think I haven’t considered it.
It’s not the Party DJ setup that’s playing right now, it’s a pick-up truck with a “bumpin’ stereo” and some sort of cable running to the house to keep from running down the battery. Of course, the open doors on the truck are facing my house…
Oh, btw, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Yackety Sax” played on an accordian (with tuba accompaniment). It would have been funny if the music hadn’t been playing since Wednesday.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 11 at 01:49 PM • permalinkI like my captions pithy – how about: ‘Woman suffers accident as crowds gather to meet incredibly popular and successful Prime Minister. Commie, dog-faced bitch and her band of zombie moonbats find it funny’.
Posted by AlphaMikeFoxtrot on 2007 11 11 at 02:50 PM • permalinkNow I know: Aussies break dance, too.
Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2007 11 11 at 02:54 PM • permalinkShit! The music was off for almost an hour, but now it’s back on again. (Thankfully, not as loud - he moved the truck around to the front to wash it and the windows are up.)
This has been almost as annoying as a week-long bout of kidney stones.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 11 at 03:06 PM • permalinkAlthough a good bath and hair styling would be good too.
Good, yes, but largely immaterial. Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly cuts all the way to the bone.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 11 11 at 03:11 PM • permalink#14 Spiny: I’ve had to put up with noisy neighbors from time to time, too, and it’s the one thing that drives me crazy. As far as I’m concerned, your neighbors may have a right to listen to music, but you’ve got a right not to have to listen to it, and that means any time of the day or night. I’d sue the crap out of them.
The poor woman didn’t slip in the output of the Kevin07 camp?
From politician Dr Karl:
Every science/medicine journal tries NOT to make mistakes. And they have lots of editors and referees to pick up the mistakes. Even so, they all have a section called (variously) Mistakes, Undo, Corrigenda, Errors, etc in every issue, with mistakes they were alerted to in the previous issue. And they always rapidly, and openly in print, admit their mistakes. How often do politicians admit their mistakes rapidly, and openly in print?
His own boldening.
Wasn’t your first mistake, eh?
Doesn’t sound like happy-go-lucky Karl: life not so fun with the NIMBY party, ole son?Oh, btw, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Yackety Sax” played on an accordian (with tuba accompaniment).
First, spiny, I’d pay good money to hear that one, once. Until then I’ll just have to live with Dueling Banjos played on Sousaphone and flute. Enjoy
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 11 11 at 04:34 PM • permalink#14, Spiny, I feel for you, I really do. Among all the various places I’ve lived in my lifetime, I’ve had to put up with loud music, loud arguments, screaming as he beats her, cursing as she beats him, yappy dogs who won’t shut up, motorcycles at 2am, and drunken teenagers doing something I don’t want to know about. Such people rarely listen to reason. I hope your neighbors get evicted before you go crazy.
#22 Rebecca: Reminds me of a tiny apartment Mrs. Paco and I lived in when we were in Miami. Our next-door neighbor and her friends played their music so loud one night that I started pounding on the wall and my fist went right through. Interestingly, someone from the Department of Immigration paid her a visit a couple of weeks later and she departed for parts unknown.
RebeccaH,
If you didn’t want to listen to all that, you shouldn’t have come to the party at Tim’s house. In my defense, I did try to keep the decibels down, suggesting that everyone play safe party games. But then the Aussies showed up.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 11 at 05:12 PM • permalinkMagrok truly is the ugly face of the left.
And that’s saying something considering the competition (Julia, Michelle Gratin’, Shazza Burrow, Freaky Fran etc etc)
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 11 at 05:24 PM • permalinkOT ‘Family First has defended its decision to hand its Senate preferences to Pauline Hanson over the Greens and the Democrats in Queensland at this month’s federal election’. ABC 11/11/07
ABC’s playing their ‘you didn’t put One Nation last’ game again, but for some reason fail to attack a broadcasting behemoth much closer to home who’s also playing footsies with the dippy chippy from Ippy
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 11 at 05:46 PM • permalinkWhat? And break the internet?
Ah, but think of the potential for profit and power, kae!
PACO Industries can underbid for the repair contract, thanks to all that gold wronwright gets out of his Sumerian mead scam, and replace it with a system more fitting to Lord Karl.
BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 11 11 at 09:43 PM • permalinkwronwright—“Pin the Tail on the Bogan” was a SAFE party game?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 12 at 01:31 AM • permalink#33 richard
Not in my neighbourhood. :)Actually, this area is really nice. The first house I lived in was nearer the base in Western Sydney. In the space of a week there had been a drive by shooting in the street, a guy stabbed walking his dog, and some lunatic blowing up a car a couple of klicks away at three in the morning.
Dirty Harriet reckons that as soon as it happened, she woke up and thought it was a car running into a house (lots of gentlemen of no appearance did that in that area).
Then she found me standing at the door with a cricket bat muttering about IEDs.Oh, and Magrok is a cyst on the arse of Australian politics.
Hi Marok! (waves)
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The woman needs therapy. I’m referring to psychological therapy. Although a good bath and hair styling would be good too.