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“JEWS” DROPS PANTS, THREATENS DETONATION

Arab daily Asharq Al-awsat scores a global scoop:

A man burst into the Regent’s Park mosque in Central London during Friday prayers and threatened to blow himself up. Dr. Younis Ramadan al Teenaz, advisor to the Islamic Cultural Center and the Central mosque would not rule out taking the attacker to court. He also praised the Metropolitan Police and security forces as they quickly arrived at the scene and arrested the perpetrator who contrary to his claims may not have been carrying explosives. police are yet to confirm these details.

A number of worshipers on the upper floor who witnessed the suspect entering the mosque said he burst into the room and unzipped his trousers and shouted, “I am a Jew.” They noted he was carrying a large backpack and threatened that he would blow himself up. Pandemonium ensued as panic-stricken worshipers ran away form the intruder. One young man was able to get hold of the suspect, who is thought to be in his forties, and throw him on the floor, paving the way for security guards to seize him and lead him away. The police arrived at the mosque soon after and detained the attacker after covering his head to ensure he remained anonymous. Some worshipers were injured during the ordeal.

Embes Ahmad Jasser, an Eritrean citizen employed as a security guard at the mosque, told Asharq Al Awsat, the attacker yelled, “I am a Jews and I will detonate the bombs I am carrying.”

Nothing about this in the British press. Strange.

Posted by Tim B. on 08/15/2005 at 09:23 AM
  1. Link doesn’t work? Copy and paste:

    http://www.asharqalawsat.com/english/news.asp?section=1&id=1232

    Posted by Tim B. on 2005 08 15 at 10:27 AM • permalink

  2. Surely, Embes Ahmad Jasser is now an EX security guard?

    Posted by paco on 2005 08 15 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  3. #1 Link still no worky?

    But did you see where over 50% of traffic accidents in Saudi Arabia are caused by women?

    Erh, they shouldn’t be allowed to drive. /sarc

    As he was having to drop his pants I think his “bombs” might have been of the methane variety….

    Posted by madawaskan on 2005 08 15 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  4. http://www.asharqalawsat.com/english/news.asp?id=1232&section=1

    Ok found the article-the link above should get you straight there-I know how to do html tag formatting but these buttons are tricky for us Canadian types…

    Posted by madawaskan on 2005 08 15 at 10:37 AM • permalink

  5. Strange indeed.  You’d think the British press would be all over this one.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 08 15 at 10:40 AM • permalink

  6. It’s always a good idea to unzip prior to detonation.

    Posted by J F Beck on 2005 08 15 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  7. “I am a Jews”?  Perhaps he is schizophrenic.

    Posted by the wolf on 2005 08 15 at 10:55 AM • permalink

  8. Perhaps this may jog the islamic community out of the recalcitrance about the reality & danger of potential suicide bombers in their midst?

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2005 08 15 at 11:00 AM • permalink

  9. He added, “It is up to the police to discover the identity of the man and examine his bag.”

    Dr. al Teinaz gave a slightly different description of the attacker and described the man as Christian. He said, “What he did is totally unacceptable. People have the right to pray in peace, free of the threats of violence and terrorism.”


    Finally he gets it.  Eureka!

    Posted by madawaskan on 2005 08 15 at 11:10 AM • permalink

  10. “It’s always a good idea to unzip prior to detonation.”

    He just wanted them to examine his bag. Although you’d think he would have been more circumscribed.

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2005 08 15 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  11. Sounds like a student dare.

    Posted by C.L. on 2005 08 15 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  12. madawaskan - what he really means is moslems have the right to pray in peace.  Doesn’t apply to infidels.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2005 08 15 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  13. Whilst Islam has an organic bomb guidance system, that takes around 18 years to create via a facility called Women Only Make Bombs!  (WOMB).

    The west has a slightly more mass produced system.
    http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/gbu-24.htm

    Posted by Rob Read on 2005 08 15 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  14. Must not gloat.  Must not think “Told you so.”  Must not feel that what goes around comes around.

    And yet, strangely, I’m doing all those things.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 08 15 at 02:07 PM • permalink

  15. What they were really upset about of course was that they thought their backpack bomb monopoly was under attack.

    What I am surprised about is that they apparently did not recognise one of their own congregants.

    Posted by captain on 2005 08 15 at 04:56 PM • permalink

  16. “S’cuse me while I whip this out…”
    —Blazing Saddles

    Posted by mojo on 2005 08 15 at 05:06 PM • permalink

  17. Blowbackpack.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 08 15 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  18. Martyrcide?

    Posted by Rob Read on 2005 08 15 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  19. “I am a Jews!”

    Perhaps it was actually ‘I am a JewESS.’  Thus the unzipping was meant to graphically illustrate that he was actually a she, while also striking the worshippers halal on the spot.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 08 15 at 07:55 PM • permalink

  20. As for the unzipping, how else was he to prove he was a Jews? 

    madawaskan, Don’t count on it.  “People” might not include Infidels, pigs, monkeys or others who don’t pray in Mosques.

    Posted by AST on 2005 08 15 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  21. Rob Read - too early in the morning for me to digest that article.  I’ll take it that a brief summary would run: ‘This baby blows anything straight to the shithouse.’
    Thanx anyhow.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 08 15 at 08:28 PM • permalink

  22. #8 Perhaps this may jog the islamic community out of the recalcitrance about the reality & danger of potential suicide bombers in their midst?

    Nah, it’s a terrific excuse for them to blame all suicide bombings on a Jewish-US conspiracy.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 08 15 at 08:51 PM • permalink

  23. There must have been a two-fold reason why the Jews unzipped his pants, er…I mean, the reason he unzipped his pants must have been for two reasons: to show that Jewish men - not blacks - are truly the most well-endowed men on Earth, (statistically they are…well, we are, heh heh), and to show that his bag had no bombs in it, only balls. They - the bombs, not his balls - were in his other pants. Which were in his backpack…

    Wow! Y’know…is that even legal?

    ekw

    Posted by ekw on 2005 08 15 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  24. I am a Jews!

    Obviously, this was his cunning plan to fool the Mohammedans into believing that he was a vast horde of suicide bombers.

    The Jews is perfidious!

    Posted by TimT on 2005 08 15 at 10:35 PM • permalink

  25. Maybe it was O.J. Simpson, and what he said was “I am the Juice!”

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2005 08 15 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  26. Finally the media conspiracy (run by Jews, of course)has let one attack slip.  Truth will out!

    Actually, a fellow probably had one too many at the pub and ran in to unburden himself of his pants and yell “I’m going to MOON you.”  Understandable mixup, seeing as how most of the immigrants can’t speak English.

    Posted by Patricia on 2005 08 15 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  27. Finally, after all the concerns by everyone on the left, the rascist right has struck back.  All the lefties knew it was only a matter of time. Oh hang on, why isn’t this proof of the West’s latent violent anti Islamist rascism the lead story on the ABC…or BBC…or in Fairfax…CNN…CBS?  I can’t believe Margo isn’t running hard on it.  Why hasn’t Paul McGeogh been dispatched to London forthwith?  Here’s a wild thought, maybe, and I am speculating outrageously here, maybe it never happened.  That an Arab news service will print such a ridiculous story tells us more about their need to demonise the West than any Anglo Islamophobia.

    Posted by platey mates on 2005 08 16 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  28. This raises the important question - what is the plural of “Jews”?

    And this excellent news article raises an even more important issue - shouldn’t we be expelling these violent, intolerant, agrammatical, suicide-bombing Jewses back to the shitholes where they came from?

    Posted by Jim Geones on 2005 08 16 at 08:15 AM • permalink

  29. The plural of Jews is Jeeves. I thought everyone knew that.

    ekw

    Posted by ekw on 2005 08 16 at 10:00 AM • permalink

  30. So if this guy is preparing to unleash his schlong, why were all these mighty Mohammedans running?  As passionate as they claim to be about desecrations of their ‘holy book,’ why weren’t they flinging themselves over every Koran in range?

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 08 16 at 01:46 PM • permalink

  31. “I am a Jews.”  Then he unzips.  What a schmuck.

    Ya know, this story doesn’t pass (you should pardon the experession) the smell test.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2005 08 16 at 06:54 PM • permalink

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