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INVASION OF THE DEADLY JEW MELONS
First it was poison bananas. And now:
“Beware of Israeli melons infected with AIDS arriving in Saudi Arabia!” is the latest rumor being spread throughout Saudi Arabia like a wildfire.
An SMS message being sent around the country this week said, “The Saudi Interior Ministry warns its citizens of a truck loaded with AIDS infected melons that Israel brought into the country via a ‘ground corridor.’”
Previous Saudi rumours - hit that link - involved carcinogenic flour. The head of the center for chemicals and toxins in Mecca (now there’s a job) Dr Ahmad Elias dismisses the melon stories as untrue.
What is it with these people and rumors? Before the poison bananas and poison melons, there this:
“During September 2003,” the Middle East Media Research Institute reports, “mass hysteria spread through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, which was ultimately quelled by police intervention and statements made by the health minister. The panic was caused by rumors of foreigners roaming the city and shaking men’s hands, making their penises disappear.”
The cause was eventually identified:
“...an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying.
That agent must get around a lot.
AIDS infected melons
Welcome to the Middle East. Remember, don’t boink the melons. You don’t know where they’ve been.
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 04 16 at 11:24 AM • permalinkSays a lot for the education and scholarship in the Middle East, doesn’t it?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 04 16 at 11:30 AM • permalink#8 Melanie
Maybe there is an AIDS epidemic that they need to be explain away.
Isn’t that usually the real source of these ridiculous rumors?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 16 at 11:50 AM • permalinkBruce and Ernie G, you had me weeping with laughter. Thanks :-)
But oh, Lord, these rumors…maybe we could refine rbj1’s suggestion, and tell Saudis to eat only those foods which are actually grown in Saudi Arabia and therefore free of Jewish and infidel contamination. That ought to keep them happy.
Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2007 04 16 at 12:05 PM • permalinkTell them that the Jews invented semtex. That should solve the suicide-bomber problem.
And maybe, to save themselves from infidel contamination, they should stick with wahhabimelons . . .
Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 04 16 at 02:14 PM • permalink#2 Oh, ErnieG, I thought that it was cell phones doing it. My mistake. But at least it didn’t involve melon-ballers.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 16 at 02:41 PM • permalinkWonder what the goobal warmeners think of this story. They probably believe it. After all, they think changing their light bulbs will make the climate do the same thing, year after year, forever.
Posted by dean martin on 2007 04 16 at 06:19 PM • permalinkThe shareef don’t like it
Rockin’ the casaba
Rock the casaba
The shareef don’t like it
Rockin’ the casaba
Rock the casabaPosted by andycanuck on 2007 04 16 at 07:29 PM • permalinkWell, the Palestinian Asshole Casaba Op against Arafat worked, triticale, so why not have the PACO™ Black Ops Dvision move on to a new target?
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 16 at 07:31 PM • permalinkAids is spread by fruits? What a terrible thing to say.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 04 16 at 09:53 PM • permalinkDo the clowns in the Wahhabist Entity have any idea what AIDS actually is or how it is actually transmitted? Nah, it wasn’t written in the Quran so they don’t need to know it.
Given the reported proclivities of Arab men they would do better to watch out for AIDS-infected sheep.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 04 16 at 11:29 PM • permalink#15. Hmm, much of cell phone technology comes from Israeli brains.
Wonder - can we start a rumour that Saudi cellphones have AIDS ridden bananas in them and your penis will shrivel into the shape of a Magen David (Star of David)?
The possibilities are endless!
Posted by carpefraise on 2007 04 17 at 10:07 PM • permalink
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Someone needs to leak a report that Jews smuggled AIDS filled madrasas and mosques into Saudi Arabia, and to stay away from them if you want to stay alive.