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INTOLERANCE WATCH

A bigot is on the loose, friends. But what form does her bigotry take? Choose from the following:

a) I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are heterosexual. They also have two very close mates who are openly homosexual. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn’t deal with it very well ... I’m not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there’s certainly a wall up.

It is a personal decision. I’m happy where I stand.

b) I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are Catholic. They also have two very close mates who admit to being Muslims. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn’t deal with it very well ... I’m not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there’s certainly a wall up.

It is a personal decision. I’m happy where I stand.

c) I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are white. They also have two very close mates who married Asians. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn’t deal with it very well ... I’m not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there’s certainly a wall up.

It is a personal decision. I’m happy where I stand.

d) I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are rabid lefties. They also have two very close mates who openly vote Liberal. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn’t deal with it very well ... I’m not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there’s certainly a wall up.

It is a personal decision. I’m happy where I stand.

Answer: d! Leftoid Marieke Hardy, who’ll hector you about the importance of diversity and tolerance until your head caves in, can’t imagine befriending any of the 4,741,458 Australians who voted Liberal at the last election:

I’m afraid I can’t get past politics in a friendship ... I know my parents have Liberal voting friends, and my communist grandfather was good buddies with Barry Humphries, who is an out-and-out Tory. I’m glad that they could see past politics to break bread with their comrades and neighbours, but it’s just too big a deal for me. It’s too important.

Shun Australia’s 281,575 Muslims and you’re intolerant. Shun four million Howard voters and you’re progressive.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/15/2006 at 12:31 PM
  1. Well, it seems the Liberal voters should count themselves lucky.  From the looks of her blog, Ms. Hardy is one angry, foul-mouthed wench.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 15 at 12:40 PM • permalink

  2. From the looks of her blog, Ms. Hardy is one angry, foul-mouthed wench.

    Hasn’t that been par for the course on the Left since the fall of the Soviet Union?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 03 15 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  3. Now who will I take to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party?

    Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 03 15 at 01:16 PM • permalink

  4. Don’t you get it. What’s IMPORTANT to Mar-shieik Hardy is IMPORTANT FULL STOP.
    And we should all take note and care! So be as holier than thou (standard pose of leftoids) as Ms FullOf Herself and stop talking to your friends and children if they don’t agree with your views.

    Posted by stats on 2006 03 15 at 01:17 PM • permalink

  5. My diagnoses is she has a case of crippling nacissism.

    Posted by Blue on 2006 03 15 at 02:01 PM • permalink

  6. Doesn’t sound very Christian.  Or Buddhist.  Or Jewish.  Or even best-behavior Muslim.  Ms. Hardy is sure to be a very unhappy person in this life.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 03 15 at 02:23 PM • permalink

  7. Im betting (c) isn’t far from the mark, either. “Progressive” western feminists aren’t too keen on men who go for asian chicks. They see the girls as a threat, and the men as misogynists who just want a “submissive wife”.

    Posted by Yobbo on 2006 03 15 at 03:40 PM • permalink

  8. misogynists who just want a “submissive wife”.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

    Right, diversity-mongers?

    Posted by R C Dean on 2006 03 15 at 04:43 PM • permalink

  9. What’s the problem?

    I don’t have any friends on the left.  I find most lefties stupid and irritating.  Should I go befriend some?  And if so why?

    Posted by Gun Crazy (dir. Joseph H. Lewis) on 2006 03 15 at 04:45 PM • permalink

  10. Some more diversity hypocrisy from the unprincipled left.

    Posted by stats on 2006 03 15 at 04:50 PM • permalink

  11. Once agian I must be a lone voice of reason on this thread. If I had any friends, their voting patterns would be one of the first things I would look for.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 15 at 05:07 PM • permalink

  12. I’d say there’s a difference between not befriending someone because you find them stupid and irritating, and not befriending someone because they’re a lefty.

    Or being friends with one until they spout off about politics, upon which you shun them.

    Me, I tend to advise friends to just not talk about politics around me, or I try to steer conversations away from it. Considering where I live (Bay Area) and the nature of most such friends (gay), it’s the only way I’d have any kind of social life at all. (I’ve had a number of lefty friends shun ME as soon as they found out about my politics; one long-time friend of my roommate’s even started sending him death threats upon discovering his views.)

    Posted by Brian Tiemann on 2006 03 15 at 05:11 PM • permalink

  13. God where i live (canberra) if i didn’t have any lefty friends I wouldn’t have any friends.

    This sort of intolerance of political opinion i’ve only ever personally encountered from the left.  It’s usually found in the more humourless examples of the species. It’s part of their belief system that says they have the only correct and moral views and so their contempt for non-believers is justified.  Their desire for diversity never extended to political beliefs.

    Posted by Francis H on 2006 03 15 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  14. Islamic clerics will be trained in Australian universities. What are they going to learn how to make flag burning kits? And it’s free to Islamics and funded by the government while we have to work freak’n three jobs to get a junior diploma?

    Tim, start up a uni and a religion, and you can get funding.

    Puter says: tap tap.. no

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 03 15 at 05:39 PM • permalink

  15. Actually since you wrote that it has gone up to 281,582.
    One’s heart has to keep expanding for these new arrivals.
    All this Islamophobia!
    Why condemn all those young religious Aussie Muslims to life in a putrid maddrassa in Pakistan ?
    ISLAMIC clerics will be trained in Australian universities under a proposal by Muslim leaders to prevent students being radicalised by fundamentalist teaching in the Middle East.

    ‘Home-grown imams will be able to study in Melbourne and Sydney, using a curriculum that emphasises spiritual rather than political Islam, under the plans being drawn up by an arm of John Howard’s Muslim Community Reference Group’
    from Today’s AUSTRALIAN.

    Will Christianity and Judaism be next? -or are they not POLITICAL enough to warrant Gov help?

    And will there be a “rush” to attend these courses and miss out on the “extra courses” on “defence”.

    Posted by davo on 2006 03 15 at 05:47 PM • permalink

  16. Margos maid,
    I hate to break it to you but you are not the lone voice of reason on this occasion. If Lefties are shoving politics in your face, talk about it constantly, show suspicion or contempt for your viewpoint or your lifestyle, then absolutely give them the boot.
    But if on the other hand you have common ground, they don’t give a rats arse where you live, what you drive, or who you vote for, then just be friends! Not every “lefty” is a card-carrying member of Greenpeace. Do you really have to sit around earnestly talking politics for hours to be friends with someone? I hope not. It’s good to have diversity in your friends. Have friends that are for political bitch-sessions, friends for drinking with, friends for gossiping with, friends for playing sport with, friends for working with.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2006 03 15 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  17. #7 and #8, Anyone who thinks Asian wives are submissive, obviously isn’t married to one. They are just more subtle about how they achieve what they want.

       
    Name:

    Posted by mr magoo on 2006 03 15 at 05:59 PM • permalink

  18. Thanks Daddy D

    Sometimes I come across like-minded Saddam supporters, only to discover they have only luke-warm feelings for Kim Jong-il or Fidel, or maybe they have given up on Mark Latham or Cheryl Kernot altogether.

    It’s a long and lonely road…

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 15 at 06:05 PM • permalink

  19. daddy, sorry but you got hooked with that one.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 03 15 at 06:07 PM • permalink

  20. #12 Interesting bit about your roommate’s leftie friend sending death threats.

    That didn’t happen to me, but I received an email from a left-wing “friend” expressing the wish that I would die soon so I wouldn’t be able to spread my nasty right-wing views anymore. I like to think about that occasionally when I’m posting to my blog. :)

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2006 03 15 at 06:16 PM • permalink

  21. I’m with #13 on this. Being in law/government/publishing circles, I’m surrounded by lefties and would be completely friendless and a virgin if I didn’t hold my tongue on political matters.

    Despite the fact that there must - statistically - be a huge bunch of Howard voters at large, I’m not seeing them anywhere. Are they completely absent from the low-mid-20s/white-collar demographic? Where are the yuppies?

    Posted by Tommy Two Tone on 2006 03 15 at 06:24 PM • permalink

  22. Hopefully Marieke will just get on with writing her next guaranteed-to-tank cutting edge TV drama about young inner-city groovers.  What would she do if one of her friends were a muslim/gay who votes for Howard?  Tough choice, Marieke.  She’s Frank Hardy’s granddaughter, so she represents our best chance to isolate the self-righteous lefty bullshit gene.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2006 03 15 at 06:29 PM • permalink

  23. e) I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are intelligent and well educated. They also have two very close mates who are dog-watching-television stupid, and liberal to boot. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn’t deal with it very well ... I’m not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there’s certainly a wall up.

    It is a personal decision. I’m happy where I stand.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2006 03 15 at 06:51 PM • permalink

  24. You’re all missing the real issue. Those people offend Marieke gravely by openly voting Liberal! If there is a worse fate in the world than hers, I don’t know what it is. Show some compassion for the poor woman, you cold-hearted right-wing monsters.

    Posted by PW on 2006 03 15 at 06:57 PM • permalink

  25. I dont have many lefty friends. Its not that I dont like them to start.

    Its just that, after a while its like playing Pac-Man with only one level, going round’n'round gobbling up the same old ghosts over and over.

    Posted by knuckleheadwatch on 2006 03 15 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  26. I dont know what you people are on about. I surround myself with lefties. They are an almost limitless source of comedic material.

    Posted by lingus4 on 2006 03 15 at 08:28 PM • permalink

  27. knew there was a point to being a lib - safety from any kind of relationship with the deranged, me-me-me-look-at-me-marieke, should any of us have the misfortune ever to meet her

    is she still writing appalling tv, or has she reverted to her natural condition of dole bludging?

    Posted by KK on 2006 03 15 at 08:39 PM • permalink

  28. Cognitive dissonance is a psychological phenomenon first identified by Leon Festinger. It occurs when there is a discrepancy between what a person believes, knows and values, and persuasive information that calls these into question. The discrepancy causes psychological discomfort, and the mind adjusts to reduce the discrepancy. In ethics, cognitive dissonance is important in its ability to alter values, such as when an admired celebrity embraces behavior that his or her admirers deplore.

    Posted by doleblogger on 2006 03 15 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  29. Tim,

    You make an excellent point - one that is salient to all. 

    Through the comments, it’s also clear that this phenomenon is certainly not one limited to Lefties.

    I have many socially conservatives friends, most are members of the Uniting Church.

    One more thing, Tim - You appear to be saying that you’re shunning 257,000 Muslims.  I thought it was only fundamentalist Islam you took issue with?  Also, how many leftoid friends do you have?

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 15 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  30. Tim doesn’t say that he’s shunning 275,000 Muslims at all, Gustov.

    Here’s some context for your comment.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2006 03 15 at 09:03 PM • permalink

  31. # 28 & 29

    You appear to be saying that you’re shunning 257,000 Muslims.

    Example of “cognitive dissonance”?

    Posted by lingus4 on 2006 03 15 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  32. Shun Australia’s 281,575 Muslims and you’re intolerant. Shun four million Howard voters and you’re progressive.

    Evil Pundit, Those are Tim’s words. The second sentence is referring to Ms Hardy, however, who does the first sentence refer to?

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 15 at 09:10 PM • permalink

  33. Libertarian/Righties want to be left alone.

    Lefties want to make you work 40-60% longer for the same standard of living, and use your extorted money to harm you.

    I’m suprised anyone on the right has got any spit left to gob at these disgusting parasites and their religion of murderous slavery.

    socialism is slavery.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2006 03 15 at 09:10 PM • permalink

  34. I can only aspire to be like Gusty who is clearly as morally superior as he is accurate in his summations.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 15 at 09:11 PM • permalink

  35. Gusto is like someone so stupid you have to explain every joke to them….and they still don’t get it.

    Before long, you just stop telling them jokes.

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 03 15 at 09:17 PM • permalink

  36. Beneath the whackiness, there is a constant and dangerous theme of the left - talk about rights is usually about group rights.  So tolerance is really only extended to designated groups, who leftists consider oppressed, marginal etc.  So by this group rights approach, it isn’t intolerant to shun Liberals because any individual who is a Liberal isn’t part of a group to whom tolerance is to be extended.

    Posted by Seneca on 2006 03 15 at 09:17 PM • permalink

  37. rinardman, margos maid etc..

    So tell me, what was Tim’s point then? Who is shunning 258,000 Muslims?

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 15 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  38. When I was house hunting in Melbourne last year, I saw an ad for a flatmate in Fitzroy with the following words:

    John Howard voters, don’t even bother

    For some on the left, tolerance extends only so far as those people they agree with.

    Posted by TimT on 2006 03 15 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  39. Gusty

    I cannot go past your summation, and that would have to be muslim-shunner wing-nut Tim-mmmmay “fair and reasonable” neo-con wannabe Bla-eurgh.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 15 at 09:24 PM • permalink

  40. Funny, Gusty, I recall prominent members of the left accusing Australia of being racist.  As in, shunning Muslims.  Maybe that’s what Tim’s point is, hmmmm?

    Y’know…....hypocrisy!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 15 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  41. Oh don’t tell him Jeffs! I was really enjoying Gustov showing us how thick he really is.

    Posted by lingus4 on 2006 03 15 at 09:30 PM • permalink

  42. #32 The second sentence is referring to Ms Hardy, however, who does the first sentence refer to?

    Anyone who shuns Australia’s 281,575 Muslims.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2006 03 15 at 09:35 PM • permalink

  43. Who is shunning 258,000 Muslims?

    No one. But, if they did, they would be considered intolerant by the likes of you and Hardy.

    However, you and Hardy take great satisfaction in being intolerant of conservatives.

    Gad, I can’t believe I just did that. I have to shower now!

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 03 15 at 09:42 PM • permalink

  44. I’m not intolerant. I only shun 102,573 of Australia’s 281,575 Muslims.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2006 03 15 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  45. I have spent 28 years working with people whose job it was to kill people and break things.  With rare exceptions, they would accept anybody into their ranks, encourage them to succeed, and cheerfully donate off duty time to community and charitable efforts.  I would characterize most of these people as ranging from mildly conservative to apolitical.  Conversely I spent one (miserable) year as a public school employee.  While there were some nice, decent folks, collectively they were some of the meanest, self-involved, backstabbing sons of bitches I ever met in my life.  90% of them were politically to the left of heck, I dunno, Lenin.  It was an education to say the least.

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 03 15 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  46. #37. Clearly English is not DeLefts first language. The evidence points to his having no language skills at all. Evil Pundit has given a concise answer to his/her question, but she/he wont understand it. It is necessary to walk him through Tim’s lucid comment. Now DeLeft, try to concentrate. (1) Tim is saying that anyone who shuns all Muslims is intolerant. This is a view that has been strongly propunded by Ms. Hardy and the leftist cadre. (In fact, the Hardy boys have taken a great leap on this one, advocating that anyone who shuns   any Muslim is intolerant. (2) The second sentence refers to Ms Hardy. (3) What do we learn from these observations? Clearly Ms. Hardy has a double standard, no shunning of one group, shunning of another (4) But Ms Hardy and the cadre of leftishits advocate tolerance and diversity. So what do we learn from all these observation? Clearly, Ms. Hardy and all the Hardites are in conflict with their own principles. Put more clearly, they are twitty hypocrites. Now go to bed and maybe the good fairy will bring you an English grammar in the night.

    Posted by stats on 2006 03 15 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  47. Gusty

    This is you cue to be a victim and tell us how offended you are. Remember the troll commandments comrade: victimhood is power, and it’s all about me.

    Go to it with my blessing.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 15 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  48. Clearly English is not DeLefts first language.

    Or maybe “de left” brain just isn’t Gustov’s primary source of thinking, despite the name. His, umm, creative interpretation of what Tim wrote certainly seems to put him into the right brain camp.

    Posted by PW on 2006 03 15 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  49. I use to be a book publisher and have suggested to a couple of publishers that they check out your website and get in touch..........

    I look foward with baited breath to the launch of this pearl, which will no doubt replicate the success of her last visual opus.

    I’d love to know what this literate lexicon used to publish-  Boganese for Beginners perhaps?

    Maybe the ‘Goyle is not just back at WD, she’s touting for talent- after all, in her fantasy world WD was in the publishing business.

    (BTW- if you have the stomach, read through all of the comments- this one stands out for peurile, adolescent pathos:-
    I defy any red blooded male, whether or not they are a dork, to meet Ms. Fits and not develop one of the following:

    A. a raging boner
    B. a debilitating crush
    C. an undying devotion to her

    Or, in some cases, all three.

    Bloody hell, talk about instant soft-on; the hatful looks like this old fart in a fright wig.

    If she gives this poor bastard a stiffy, Mister Squiggle had better be wearing cast iron undies.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 15 at 10:21 PM • permalink

  50. #32 and #37 Who is shunning 258,000 Muslims?

    gustov, I seriously doubt you misunderstand the point Tim was making, but pretending to misunderstand it makes you look astoundingly stupid.  Even more so than usual.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 15 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  51. So Muslims don’t vote for Howard? Why the distinction between Muslims and Howard voters?

    There’s plenty of affluent Muslims in Australia. That’s why this conspiracy theory about sharia law that gets taken way too seriously by too many politicians will never happen. Never ever.

    Go shopping in Auburn sometime and you’ll see that, for the most part, the women are totally in charge of the men and the families and they love all the best things that Western capatilism and democracy brings.

    Some will try and isolate the affluent Muslim Liberal voters by tying them to extremist hate talk, but they don’t seem to care too much about this bigotry. Big, bold, better-future dreams always beat the hearts still filled with hate.

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 15 at 10:32 PM • permalink

  52. I rest my case- there’s just not enough Viagra and paper bags on the planet for that contingency.

    My sympathies lie with the poor bloody staffy in the photo- hopefully it’s blind, deaf and incontinent.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 15 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  53. #50 Rebecca

    I would also like to think that Gusty is just pretending to be a complete fuckwit, but he is very convincing.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 15 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  54. Whats with Ms Hardy and the foul mouth?
    Tourettes?

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 03 15 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  55. Ha, if anyone has the stomach to scroll thru the self satisfied comments on her blog, at the bottom (at the moment) is a question by good ol’ David Heidelberg, who asks:

    Hi,

    Would you perform fellatio on Tim Blair for $10,000?

    class, pure clASS.

    Posted by entropy on 2006 03 15 at 10:59 PM • permalink

  56. She would’ve had to do something similar to Kerry Stokes to get the script for LMS beyond bin stage I would imagine, so one must assume that playing the pink oboe for profit is not out of the question.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 15 at 11:07 PM • permalink

  57. Marieke is big on reconciliation - between groups she approves of, at least. Her fashion line Polichicks has, or had, various Sorry items.
    I wonder if she would approve of Noel Pearson and Warren Mundine. I suspect they are a bit too reality (no, real reality) based for apparat-chicks like her.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 03 15 at 11:10 PM • permalink

  58. Out of interest, who exactly is this woman and what has she done? Is she part of the Frank Hardy clan? And has any of her stuff been even marginally good enough to care about?

    Posted by Burbank on 2006 03 15 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  59. Extremely unconvincing people.  So what you’re suggesting is that Tim’s example is a strawman?  Ok, got it.

    Apparently Hardy’s grandfather was a commie.  Poor thing, and she’s certainly not very attractive either.

    By the way, I’m still wondering how many leftoid friends Tim has. 

    One more thing - You make an assumption that I like Hardy - I DON’T.  She’s a horrid shrill.

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 15 at 11:23 PM • permalink

  60. #s 11 and 16:

    Meh, I have plenty of lefty friends; we argue about politics all the time. It’s entertaining, gives you something to talk about between swallows of beer, and keeps both sides of the political spectrum aware of what the other side is saying and doing. For example, one of them recently set me the task of watching that internet film, “Loose Change 9/11”, about how 9/11 was all a US government conspiracy (I swear I’m not making this up), etc. It gave me a chance to point out all the flaws (read lies and distortions) in it to him. He now thinks it’s a load of crap. Lefty friends open the door to dialogue. And we’ve all seen what closing off dialogue does (everyone say “radical Islam” after me).  :-)

    Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2006 03 15 at 11:32 PM • permalink

  61. #55- I suggest an immediate suit be launched for substantial damages over this vile slur- Heideleberg is clearly defaming Mr Blair and besmirching his character with the assertion that Mr Blair would be a willing participant in such a bestial act, and has asserted that Mr Blair has a sick, twisted and perverted attraction to being hoovered by a commie mutant who closely resembles a former children’s television presenter, now believed deceased.

    I’ll brief it ut for 10% of the gross.

    (Or 20% of the video rights if Heidelberg’s right, it’d make a motza on the squarehead weirdo market).

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 15 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  62. #13 You mean I’m not alone?  Huzza! Having recently moved to Canberra I thought the only non-leftoids here were the fly-in, fly-out variety on Capital Hill.

    Posted by Ubique on 2006 03 15 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  63. #59 “I’m still wondering how many leftoid friends Tim has.” Here we go again. When a leftoid is backed against the wall and has nothing to say, the MO is to change the subject. Gusty, how many friends of any kind Tim has is not a matter that will change the fact that Hardy and the Hardleftites are raging hypocrites. Try to stick to the post and not try to divert with wonderings that wander about in the cavern that should contain a brain. Oh, and don’t give yourself such credit, “I got it”. No, sadly, you haven’t. I see you still can’t comprehend a simple thought. Try snuggling up to a good elementary English text. Finally, I personally never made the assumption that you like Hardy. I’ve come to the conclusion that your feckless attempts at attention getting, which have temporarily succeeded, show that you don’t like anyone much except yourself. I for one will not find it difficult to skip your illiterate ponderings hereon.

    Posted by stats on 2006 03 15 at 11:48 PM • permalink

  64. #62- I had the misfortune to spend 18 hours in that blighted burg a few weeks ago, and I can only concur. Not much has changed since my last visit during the peak of the Keating era- why a commercial broadcaster even bothers to transmit is beyond me- talking to peanuts there is like conversing with a room full of zombies chanelling Kerry O’Brien.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 15 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  65. Stats, Why so huffy?

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 15 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  66. Gusty

    Since the right/left continuum is now largely redundant, it would be more relevant to inform us if you have any friends who are not fuckwits.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 16 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  67. That’s great.  Is anyone able to make a point with foul language or personal insult?

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 16 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  68. I find it works a fuckin’ treat, especially if accompanied by extreme violence.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 16 at 12:17 AM • permalink

  69. Excellent Gusty

    Now you are moving on to Troll Guidelines #47

    You are a very excellent troll indeed

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 16 at 12:19 AM • permalink

  70. Funny, Gusty, I thought I did.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 16 at 12:22 AM • permalink

  71. a friend of mine recently moved back to Massachussetts where he and his wife grew up.  When deciding on a town to live in, his wife checked the voter roles and any town who voted over x% (not sure what the cut-off line was but it was pretty low) for Bush, was crossed off the list.  My first thought was “that means she feels that I, my wife, my parents, her parents, brothers, sisters etc. are not fit to be their neighbors.”  Having only lived in Boston and San Francisco, she probably doesn’t even know any Republicans (that she knows of anyway).

    Posted by dave w. on 2006 03 16 at 12:34 AM • permalink

  72. #52: Blech! The Mona Beasta.

    Wronwright: I got a call from some Cro Magnon-type who spoke with what I took to be a New Jersey accent. It was difficult to understand him, but I’m pretty sure I caught the phrase “sleeping with the fishes”. I presume Rove can hide me somewhere in the witness protection program - again? And I do not mean in Gary, Indiana; that gig working as tail-gunner on an ice cream truck was far too stressful.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 16 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  73. Lucky lefty trolls have such empty skulls.  Otherwise all that spew would make their heads hurt, I would think.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2006 03 16 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  74. Don’t try and be nice, Gusty, they do this to their own as well, which doesn’t do much to prove the argument that the Left are unable to engage in civilised discussion with the Right.

    Loopy Lefist : “I see your point why the War might be necessary, but there’s also a lot to be said for trying to…”

    Raging Right : “Shut the F..K Up, Smegma Head! You Should Have Been A Sploor Stain On Your Daddy’s Sheets! They Will Cut Your Head Off If You Don’t Convert Today!”

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 01:05 AM • permalink

  75. Paco—That pool worked out okay last time.  Have long DID you hold your breath, anyway?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 16 at 01:20 AM • permalink

  76. Hmmmf! I can be much more offensive than that…

    Posted by murph on 2006 03 16 at 01:20 AM • permalink

  77. I thought people like her died out in the 1980s - guess I was wrong. She wants to be like BOB ELLIS??? She thinks Neighbours is mentioning God too much?

    And of course she manages to get in the obligatory ‘C’ word. Shock horror.

    What self-respecting Howard voter would want to be ‘friends’ with this boring feral leftie clone who has probably never had an original thought? Life is too short to waste on idiots.

    Posted by dee on 2006 03 16 at 01:36 AM • permalink

  78. #77 A few tips for Bob Ellis wannabes

    # Develop a preternatural ability to be wrong about everything (use Fairfax letter pages as your guide)

    # Slavishly copy the style of Sir Les Patterson, including the dribble

    # Drink excessively

    # Get people pregnant out of wedlock (could be tricky for females)

    # Work for the Byron Shire Echo

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 16 at 01:42 AM • permalink

  79. Progressive, sorry regressive.

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 03 16 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  80. #62, there are a few non-leftoids here in Canberra but you wouldn’t notice us amongst all the “No HoWARd”, “war is terrorism”, “public education works”, “I support [insert leftie cause] so don’t blame me” bumper stickers on virtually every car, or the sanctimonious cyclists (“get out of my way peasant, don’t you know I’m saving the planet?).

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 03 16 at 02:10 AM • permalink

  81. Hey, I live in Canberra, and I know my plenty of non-leftoids….

    ...well….two.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2006 03 16 at 02:42 AM • permalink

  82. #74 - So you reckon that Leftists, although obviously loopy, are somehow paragons of virtue and civilised, detached discourse in blogdom and elsewhere? Loopy, but rage-free? Ever playing the ball and not the man?

    I beg to differ. The way Mark Bahnisch and his rabid pack of sycophantic Lefty attack dogs got stuck into Sophie Masson on the old Troppo Armadillo (now Club Troppo) site, and then carried on with the vile shit over onto Lavartus Prodeo, not so long ago, was absolutely disgusting.

    The problem with halo-wearing Leftoid Fucktard sooks is that they don’t mind giving it, but don’t like taking it.

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 03 16 at 02:56 AM • permalink

  83. Marieke Hardy’s blog meets standard leftoid criteria, it is narcissistic, intellectually peurile, and written by a self-absorbed, butt-ugly part time rugmuncher. Not that there is anything wrong with that, should she make rugmunching videos, I think they would be far more commercially successful than anything else she has written.

    But a worthless blog by an utterly worthless person living a worthless life.

    Why are this sort of rabid, drooling lefty women such humourless, shallow freaking gronks? Is it genetic, or what?

    At least lefties tend not to breed, being self-centred. And they wonder why they are losing ground and influence!

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2006 03 16 at 03:19 AM • permalink

  84. #82, New to Blogotics, few months in anyway, so I haven’t followed the raging, boiling, storming seas of Left Vs Right Australian blogopedium for long enough.

    Just don’t see much anger or fury from the Leftists now, or in the past few months, they all seem to have gone very soft, very quiet.

    Some of the Right can still get worked up into a frenzy, which is what I was referring to before.

    Haven’t seen Club Troppo, might have to spend an evening going back through Lefty Blog Archives and see what they used to be like, before they all went on medication.

    I can’t be a Lefty then (even a closet one), I think it can be a good thing to learn how to soak up insults, criticism and raging bile spews, there might be truth amongst it all worth learning.

    Fucktard is definitely one of the best new words I’ve learned, already spreading fast amongst friends.

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 03:21 AM • permalink

  85. #74 Oh LLL and Gustov that’s not true. Please show where I’ve every been impolite?

    Whenever I try to talk to a leftie, they go off topic and will never follow through on a single line of thought, so I’m sure you’ll appreciate it if I occasionally get a little frustrated.

    Love and Kisses,
    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 03 16 at 03:29 AM • permalink

  86. LeftieLatteLover
    My favourite “new” word from the world of blogs is “assclown”. Dont ask me why it just works on so many levels.

    Lefty mates are fun, you only have to mention Latham and they start to shake and gibber and break out in hives.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 03 16 at 03:32 AM • permalink

  87. Newsflash : Australian Rightist columnist Piers Hackerman confronted protestors at a Condi Rice event in Sydney and he has been assaulted by…the ground.

    The radio made it sound like he got jumped and copped a thrashing, but the TV (one angle) shows him reaching for a protestor’s mic and then falling up the gutter (only one angle shown). Some actually tried to stop his slow-mo fall, and one hand may have pushed, or may have been reaching to help. Hard to tell. Protestors didn’t look angry, most were laughing.

    Lawsuits will fly!

    The Hackerman : “I’m sick of these people trying to stop free speech.”

    (excuse the off topic invasion)

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 03:34 AM • permalink

  88. It is nice of LLL to not provide a link.

    Lets go to the story as reported.

    “Police made no early arrests but had to go to the rescue of The Daily Telegraph columnist Piers Akerman, who was being jostled by protesters.

    The Stop the War Coalition says Dr Rice is a “war criminal” and is not welcome in Australia.”

    Did anyone mention Loopy Lefists and their civilised discussion?

    Posted by lingus4 on 2006 03 16 at 03:47 AM • permalink

  89. It’s a lot easier (and more exciting!) to imagine suppression of ideas or accusations of treason, racism, hatred and moral superiority than it is to actually experience them. It is much easier to stand on your soap box and proclaim your philosophy as truth than to have to make it work in the real world. I have a lot of university educated friends. They are almost all of them ignorant lefty tards of the highest order. Not that all who have been to uni are like this, but from my (limited) experience, Australian Unis churn them out like a turbo powered sausage caser. They are fine people, just do NOT talk politics or mention the war.

    Posted by ratman on 2006 03 16 at 03:49 AM • permalink

  90. Actually righties are far better at creative insults.  I like asshat.

    The person named -
    Mark L
    Canberra

    Appears to be a very angry person.  This isn’t the unbalanced crude Mark L that almost became PM, is it?  Has the same vocabulary and bile.

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 16 at 03:51 AM • permalink

  91. #88, pretty hard to provide a link to live radio and TV. I relayed what I heard on radio and then saw on TV. The Ack may have been jostled before he tried to have his say on the loudspeaker, but they didn’t show it.

    Rice a “war criminal”? Bloody lefties, that should be “alleged war criminal”. Only half an hour before she faces off against Red Kerry. Prediction : Red Kerry will try to flirt, Rice will give him the ‘stink eye’ and he will flubber and shrink under that glare. Is Rice likely to run for Prez in 2008?

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 04:01 AM • permalink

  92. #83 - Florida Cracker has a post relevant to Ms Hardy-
    ‘only the name lives on’.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 03 16 at 04:04 AM • permalink

  93. For a bit of fun

    Posted by burrah on 2006 03 16 at 04:24 AM • permalink

  94. Good Assessment

    Posted by Voyager on 2006 03 16 at 04:26 AM • permalink

  95. No….not that one….it hi-jacked my link…this one….

    Good Assessment - Revised

    Posted by Voyager on 2006 03 16 at 04:28 AM • permalink

  96. This sounds similar to something Hannie Rayson said when she was preparing to write her play, Two Brothers. She had no idea what people of the Right were like, so she had to go out and study them like they were a sociological experiment.

    Personally, I distrust people who can’t get on with people with different views. It bespeaks a lack of confidence and insularity. Mind you, I have no desire to get on with Hardy because she is a bloody f**king b*tch who swears too much.

    Posted by Major Anya on 2006 03 16 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  97. Actually reading hardy’s quote again i’ve come to love the “openly vote liberal” bit. As if anybody awful enough to vote for Howard should have the good grace to do it secretly. Like masturbation or watching desperate housewives

    Posted by Francis H on 2006 03 16 at 05:39 AM • permalink

  98. #72 Wronwright: I got a call from some Cro Magnon-type who spoke with what I took to be a New Jersey accent. It was difficult to understand him, but I’m pretty sure I caught the phrase “sleeping with the fishes”. I presume Rove can hide me somewhere in the witness protection program - again? And I do not mean in Gary, Indiana; that gig working as tail-gunner on an ice cream truck was far too stressful.

    Oh don’t be a wuss.  You’re a neocon.  One of Karl’s minions.  Confront the guy.  Let him know who’s boss. And if worse comes to worse, just mention the word:  Eulalie.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 03 16 at 07:06 AM • permalink

  99. Major Anya,

    I can’t get along with lefties.  It’s not about views, left wing politics is all about force.

    Advocating Extorting 40-60% of financially succesful peoples money and then using that money to harm them is not a view I can put up with any longer.

    Socialism must be destroyed.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2006 03 16 at 07:27 AM • permalink

  100. There are the lefties who are shocked and angered by any expression of opinion which differs from current lists of pink orthodoxies, e.g. Israel-bad, Palestine-good; capitalism-bad, statism-good; anglo-celtic-bad; ‘ethnic’-good, etc. 

    These guys people the category ‘vulgar marxist’.  They are not interested in argument or reason; leftism is their faith.  Ironically, they are far less rational than the many Christians they describe as superstitious.  These are the types who specialise in being ‘offended’. Sanctimony and indignation are their substitutes for persuasion.

    The other kind of leftie is not a pushover and helps you discover what being on the right really means.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 03 16 at 07:31 AM • permalink

  101. I’m scared of Rob Read, and I’m not even a socialist.

    Posted by gustov_deleft on 2006 03 16 at 08:15 AM • permalink

  102. #100, get over the whole ‘Marxist’ thing. They were stupid comedians from so long ago that the world was still in black and white.

    I know there were a few very talented brothers - Harpo, Chico, Groucho, Karlo -  and they may have made some funny jokes, back then, but you’re living in the past, dude, get into the 21st century.

    Rob Read, I would like to formally declare my allegiance to whatever new purge of known enemies you are advocating. I completely agree with anything you’ve said, are saying, and will say in the future.

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  103. I recently had a cease fire with a friend who had left the island to complete her PHD at stateside university. We used to have some interesting debates that usually ended up with her screeching she was right and I was wrong so we agreed not to discuss politics…Well that lasted about as long as a palestinian truce.

    It started with an E-mailed Jimmy Carter editorial and rather quickly escalated after I shot back with a single Michael Yon link and some fact-checking on the Carter piece.

    My “friend” shot back with both barrels of BS about how she couldn’t believe that I would “violate the agreement with political stuff” and that I was so “mean and intolerant” that we “probably shouldn’t” continue corresponding.

    I wrote back that I happened to agree on the corresponding part.

    Adi f’n os.

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2006 03 16 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  104. It’s easy to work out, kiddies, anyone who wears anything tie-dyed, or a white male with dreadlocks should be set on fire.

    Simple.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 03 16 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  105. Habib — Those aren’t dreadlocks.  When you spend that much time with your head up George Soros’ ass things get kinda matted…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 16 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  106. LLL #102
    Drop the condescension. I am over it.

    Any century without the Marx Brothers ain’t worth living in, DUDE.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 03 16 at 10:53 AM • permalink

  107. #75: Several days, until I was discovered hiding under the inflated inner tube, at which point I was unceremoniously gaffed.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 16 at 11:14 AM • permalink

  108. or a white male with dreadlocks should be set on fire.

    Man, I certainly agree with that.  Add white women who wear their hair in cornrows.  Those are just not looks that white people can carry off.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 16 at 11:53 AM • permalink

  109. Purging is for lefties.

    I just want to be left alone.  I don’t want to work 60% of my time to ensure a steady increase in Labour voting Chavs.

    http://tinyurl.com/f7vgj

    Socialism is a form of cancer, cut off it’s parasitism on the healthy tissue of free-markets and it will die.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2006 03 16 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  110. #102, no fun. I recommend ‘Duck Soup’ for lunch.

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 12:45 PM • permalink

  111. It’s weird—since 9/11 (or 11/9 for people who live upside down), I have become the “rightest” conservative, and many of my old friends have become lefties AFA Islamism and the war goes.  I’m still lefty on certain social issues, more so than they, but they believe I’ve become some kind of intolerant sturm-trooper…

    I asked one what she knew about Islam and she said a rep from Islam had come to their church and told them what a tolerant, loving religion it was, and it was too bad I hadn’t bothered to find that out…

    Posted by ushie on 2006 03 16 at 02:20 PM • permalink

  112. #111 - It’s weird alright. Everything is arse up. Most of the Left are really a pack of fascist wolves dressed up as pinko sheep. Maybe the Stones were onto something when they wrote Sympathy For the Devil…

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 03 16 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  113. The happy ending to this is that Miss Hardy will be voting Liberal in ten years, and so will 60% of her “radical lefty” friends. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them were closet Liberal voters already. I mean, would you come out in an openly intolerant environment like this?

    Posted by Hanyu on 2006 03 16 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  114. Apologies for coming late to this thread. But it surprises me that someone who purports to be a journalist would launch an attack like this based on such flimsy reasoning.

    I’ll attempt to analyse your argument based on what you’ve written. A courtesy, it seems, that some of your commenters don’t extend all that often, given the tenor of their fiercely personal attacks on Hardy.

    Regarding Hardy’s statement d: it doesn’t seem that she’s advocating any sort of formal division based on political beliefs. It appears to be a personal statement that she couldn’t be friends with anyone with a particular set of values that led to them voting for John Howard. There’s nothing wrong with that. We’re allowed to not be friends with people, surely. And as far as reasonings go, the factors that they consider important in choosing a government would seem to be pretty sound.

    With regard to your other concocted statements, a and c are reasonably spurious comparisons and indicative of an attempt at points-scoring rather than a discussion of the issues. For being Asian or homosexual is not something that a person can choose. So deciding not to be friends with someone based on those factors would indeed be bad form - you’d be judging them not on their personal values, but on factors beyond their control.

    With regard to concocted statement b, regarding being Muslim or Catholic, it’s a little muddier. Again, religion is in many ways a personal choice to subscribe to a set of values. If those values are so repugnant to you, why shouldn’t you be able to not be friends with someone on that basis? In the case of religion, however, there is also an element of “inheritance” (for want of a better word) where factors other than personal choice enter into the equation. Is it fair to judge someone for being Muslim if it is the only way of life they know? Probably not. But I’d say that if one finds the ethos of Islam completely abhorrent, there’s nothing illegal or immoral in choosing not to be friends with people who willingly subscribe to that point of view. That’s not to say they can be discriminated against, far from it. But it’s okay not to like someone.

    To illustrate, I would add another concocted statement, e, replacing Hardy’s “openly vote Liberal” with “are convicted child molesters”. By your reasoning, Tim, it would seem to follow logically that choosing not to befriend those molesters on the basis of their values would constitute a gross act of discrimination, a violation of these principles of “diversity and tolerance”, and be yet another example of the madness of this unified group called “The Left” that you imagine exists.

    I don’t think so.

    Posted by Peter on 2006 03 16 at 07:53 PM • permalink

  115. Peter

    Please leave the parodies of lefties to me. It’s all I have.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 16 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  116. #115, Student seeking older woman, must be funny, occasionally vitriolic, must enjoy the music of James Blunt, dancing with plastic clothing dummies and full body immersion in banana custard. Only those interested in world domination via Zionist controlled media conspiracy need reply.

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 16 at 11:26 PM • permalink

  117. Forget it, LLL - Andrea is all mine.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 17 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  118. Damn, I like the strict stuff.

    Posted by LeftieLatteLover on 2006 03 17 at 01:32 AM • permalink

  119. Peter

    “I’m glad that they could see past politics to break bread with their comrades and neighbours, but it’s just too big a deal for me. It’s too important.”

    The left are always talking about the importance of negotiation, reconciliation, dialogue and multilateralism even with adamant terrorists. 

    Those who want them dead, I guess, are not as threatening as those who merely disagree with them.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 03 17 at 07:57 AM • permalink

  120. #114: Peter, don’t listen to Margo’s Maid (#115). Your parodies of the left are way better than her’s.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2006 03 17 at 08:07 AM • permalink

  121. 114
    Man there’s nothing like reading a 459-word deconstruction of a 455-word joke to put things into pompous, precious perspective.  Prat.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 03 17 at 02:48 PM • permalink

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