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There’s fame, and then there’s the galaxy-sized ultra-fame that comes through being mentioned by the Nikki Osborne Fan Club. Speaking of whom, a Quizmania caller just identified “Napoleon” as an ice-cream flavour.
UPDATE. Another caller believes microwave ovens use “micro machines”. Among the three options from which he could choose was “microwaves”.
I’ll believe all that goodness in Thailand when I see it. It seems like another silly brick.
- The Richard Osborne Fan Club
Posted by Simon Darkshade on 2006 09 27 at 11:27 AM • permalinkFirst of all, I apologize to Tim and Andrea that I am moved to comment in such frequency. I am not usually moved to great comment; I’m a chalkie by trade who looked into the priesthood at one stage. I’m not usually caught up.
This lady, long forgotten as part of our history, chooses to forget all the precepts and tenets of being a lady - mainly badmouthing someone else who has not the capacity for reply.
Damn that sillyness and rank impoliteness. I may be in the midst of the far yonder out here in Eyre, but by golly, manners are still appropriate. What example is this lady setting?
Fie and shame.
Sorry again for the repetition, but this is plain nonsense, and not nice.
Posted by Simon Darkshade on 2006 09 27 at 11:36 AM • permalink#4 from the article
Australia’s cuddly national icon, the koala, faces extinction in parts of Australia within a decade
the research was done by a private group called the Australia Koala Foundation. In contrast, recent government reports found there are “hundreds of thousands” of koalas, but the AKF disputes this, saying that there are “only” around 100,000. Conclusion: off-topic, beat-up, non-story, enviro-doomsaying.
Let’s go back to talking about stupid people on game shows.Posted by daddy dave on 2006 09 27 at 12:23 PM • permalinkThe moral of the story, Donnah, is eat them fresh while you can. Mmm. Marsupials.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 09 27 at 01:15 PM • permalinkLittle Abby Fleck is on the job. Her new “Kookin’ Koala” invention will make for mess-free microwaving of marsupials.
Anything involving an Osborne (with or without the U) is bound to appeal solely to the lowest common denominator.
That said, at least channel 7 - which I believe was the last to get into this late night, call a 1-900 number style show - had the good sense to have attractive (ish) female hosts in bikinis.
If you’re going for the lowest common denominator, you might as well go the whole hog and get semi-naked chicks involved.
Sensitive new-age guy that I am, I can’t help but think it must be kinda cold in a tv studio when you’re wearing nothing but a bikini…
Sensitive new-age guy that I am, I can’t help but think it must be kinda cold in a tv studio when you’re wearing nothing but a bikini…
Studio lights can be quite warm.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 09 27 at 02:55 PM • permalinkRob, pache was fantasizing. And so was I, until I read your comment, you heartless bastard!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 09 27 at 03:05 PM • permalinkNow I have to go out and kill a koala by hitting it on the head with a microwave. And I don’t even live in Australia.
Damn you, Rob!!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 09 27 at 03:06 PM • permalinkA meal in a pouch. New from Paco Enterprises.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 09 27 at 03:58 PM • permalinkTrainer
Unfortunately he only scored 49%.Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2006 09 27 at 07:14 PM • permalinkTim, you even got a mention on that bastion of left-wing stupidity, 3RRR yesterday morning.
Posted by Mr Hackenbacker on 2006 09 27 at 07:51 PM • permalinkMy God, what’s wrong with you people?
From the very first comment, this whole post has gone off topic.
Did you follow the link? Nikki Osborne is breathtaking and witty too!
Come on Eddie, give her a real job.
Those bloody drop bears can’t go extinct soon enough for me.
Posted by TheRealBigAl on 2006 09 27 at 10:02 PM • permalinkBut what makes the microwaves for the use thereof in the microwave oven? Well..did anyone think of that? Yes, it’s the micro machine that makes the microwaves so the caller was one step in front of Nikki.
I do find the adverts during the show of G-string clad lovelies waiting by their phones for your call quiteinterestingoffensive.Posted by Whale Spinor on 2006 09 27 at 10:08 PM • permalink#24 you’re right. She’s a honey. I’d be dialing in making a fool of myself too if I was a lonely bachelor in South Australia.
Posted by daddy dave on 2006 09 27 at 11:11 PM • permalinkdamn those warm studio lights. i’d seriously consider the pay drop to pursue a career in ensuring nikki osbourne and other quiz show ladies were warm enough, assuming the real jeffs didn’t beat me to it ;)
#23, kae: nah - not a big fan of reality tv, my idea of a good intruder on big brother would be a ‘disgruntled postal worker’
that said, I am a compulsive channel swapper & considering every time I catch a glimpse of that funeral parlour show one of them is having a smoke, I can see some real black humour potential in it :)
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