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I CONDEMN THE CONDEMNERS
It’s a condemn-o-rama over at Second Breakfast.
Well, I called you on it, you brute. As I explain, you just don’t think these things through…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 20 at 08:55 PM • permalinkThrow Fisk out of an airplane? I didn’t know they could open the nose of a C-5A in flight!
Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 07 20 at 09:14 PM • permalink"I commend Tim Blair!”
- Nick DyrenfurthPosted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 20 at 09:36 PM • permalinkIf thrown from an airplane, how fast would Fisk fall? What is the Terminal Fisk Velocity?
Posted by P. Froward on 2006 07 20 at 09:36 PM • permalinkI condem those who would condem me for condeming those who would, err… what the the hell was I doing?
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 07 20 at 10:05 PM • permalinkTim is being threatened with Weapons of Mass Condemnation.
Posted by perfectsense on 2006 07 20 at 10:06 PM • permalinkInterminable Fisk Verbosity has already been reached.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 07 20 at 10:27 PM • permalinkIn the name of Kofi Anan I ask for a cease-condemnation!
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 07 20 at 10:32 PM • permalinkIf Fisk were thrown out of an aircraft, how quickly would he reach Top Fisk Speed?
El Cid, PW, it’s now 11:00 am Perth time.
Only 13 hours until my legal threat arrives!Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 20 at 11:10 PM • permalinkYou condemnin’ me? YOU CONDEMNIN’ ME??!!
Oh wait, you’re condemning Emily…
Posted by Ken Summers on 2006 07 20 at 11:31 PM • permalink#4, I doubt it too, but Im pretty sure they could get the back door open once the cabin is depressurised, how do you think they start a HALO jump?
Does being called a ‘right wing hate monger’ count as condemnation? Or slander?
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 20 at 11:34 PM • permalinkFisk, Adams, Pilger and Negus would make a good splat. The Australian officials in Beirut should make sure that Lebanese wanting help I mean Australians (funny that it took action by the Israelis to make some of them to admit to being Aussies) are who they say they are. this punk wanted the country that he hated to now help him. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006330629,00.html
Good link, Howzat.
I wonder how they say ‘snivelling turd’ in Lebanon.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 21 at 12:13 AM • permalinkhow do you think they start a HALO jump?
I believe it involves yanking back sharply on the stick and yelling “Surprise!”
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 21 at 12:27 AM • permalinkI blame the Americans. If they hadn’t have invaded Iraq then we wouldn’t have the opportunity for Fisk to remind us of his marginal sanity every so often on Lateline. Tony Jones must wince whenever he sees that the guest list includes the madman.
Posted by Jack Lacton on 2006 07 21 at 01:42 AM • permalinkThe intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 07 21 at 02:05 AM • permalink#25, Lets just hope Fisk dont have time to get his ‘chute on in the rush…
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 21 at 02:09 AM • permalink#30 . Don’t worry I packed Fisky’s chute!!
Posted by sticksandstones on 2006 07 21 at 05:37 AM • permalinkThank God no-one has published the cartoon version. [The Guardian would definitely censor it.]
The anti-condemners have certainly indulged in overkill this time.OT! OT! Tour de Fr....
Go, Lloyd Landis! The new Spirit of America.
This guy is good for the Australian soul too.
Those Froggies really deserve an 8th straight American win.Cadell Evans - 3rd is yours…
Robbie McEwen -a moral if you stay upright19 SwinishCapitalist
El Cid, PW, it’s now 11:00 am Perth time.
Only 13 hours until my legal threat arrives!Can’t speak for PW, but I’ll be there also SC. As a witness against you of course...LOL.
I will however bring my golf ‘buddy’ (the one that looks like Lassie) and A plastic duck.
Yes my two acquaintances, in person, (well the duck, a reasonable facsimile thereof) to distract the court, whilst you abscond out the back door.
Oh, slap on the Tanqueray, that alone may be the distraction...:).
#34: In the blogos, a “moonbat” is a leftist blogger or commenter. The righties are known as “wing-nuts”.
As for Fisk, his essence is of such gauzy, insubstantial angel hair that I imagine he would simply flutter along on the breeze, descending oh-so gradually, alighting in, say, a village in Afghanistan, where the locals would probably pummel him again, for good measure.
I packed Fisky’s chute
I condemn that sort of deviant behaviour! We didn’t ask, so don’t tell…
Posted by tree hugging sister on 2006 07 21 at 10:11 AM • permalinkMoonbat, per Wikipedia, was coined by the Samizdata folks.Moonbat, by de Havilland
More fisky business over at Beck’s place. Like an anthropomorphic component of a whack-a-mole game, Fisk just keeps popping up, asking for more.
#4. Forget the C-5A Galaxy, what’s needed is a Hercules with a rear-opening ramp for roll-off cargo, i.e. Fisk.
#7. Acceleration due to gravity is 9.80 m/s2. So given Fisk ‘falls’ from say, 5000 metres he would impact at a velocity of...I dunno but it’s terminal. You get the picture, it ain’t pretty.
From link per #47:
It has previously been revealed that in early 2001 two Jordanian soldiers were sent home with injured penises after allegedly attempting sexual intercourse with goats.
Obviously they were Stoop Davy Dave’s gals. No wonder we haven’t heard much from the guy-goat.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 07 21 at 07:14 PM • permalinkI condemn the “Evil of Axes"
(well, at least if they aren’t used)
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 07 21 at 09:13 PM • permalink#33 An anvil and a kitchen sink I hope…
#45 C-5’s have rear doors too, and they fly about 200-300 kph faster, which will give our pal Fisk a more scenic journey when combined with the quoted change in velocity of 9.8mss.
As for terminal velocity though, what is the teriminal velocity of a satin bag filled with hot air?
#46, i was thinking somewhere near hawaii, not too close, we dont want him swimming there afterall, but baby Assad’s place sounds like a much better idea.
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 21 at 11:41 PM • permalinkYou must be condemning me. Are you condemning me? You must be condemning me--we’re the only two people in this comments section, so you must be condemning me. Excuse me, I’ve got to go mousse my Mohawk.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 07 21 at 11:55 PM • permalinkCid - Good to have you covering my back, but I am fuckin’ PISSED! Dyrenfuth, you cheap barstool, where’s my legal treat? You’re twelve hours overdue!
You tell time like you spell, man. Anyone ever told you that?
Oh, er, Tanqueray. Thanks, don’t mind if I do.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 22 at 12:16 AM • permalink52 SwinishCapitalist
You tell time like you spell, man. Anyone ever told you that?
The guy is not only an empty suit, his cranium is also the same.
Or put forth the Dyrenfuth’ish way…
The gyu is nto an emtpy siut hsi cranuim is aslo teh smae.
Watching the British Open, odd, there are no ducks attacking people...lol. Maybe they are shy of the TV cameras.
BTW Oh a OT..but.
On October 7, 2000, Hezbollah terrorists entered Israel, attacked three Israeli soldiers on Mount Dov, and abducted them Lebanon. The kidnapping was witnessed by several dozen UNIFIL soldiers who stood idle. One of the soldier witnesses described the kidnapping: the terrorists set of an explosive which stunned the Israeli soldiers. Clad in UN uniforms, the terrorists called out, “Come, come, we’ll help you.”
The Israeli soldiers approached the men in UN uniforms. Then, a Hezbollah bomb detonated—-apparently prematurely. It wounded the disguised Hezbollah commander, and three Israeli soldiers.
Two other terrorists in U.N. uniforms dragged their Hezbollah commander and the three wounded soldiers into a getaway car.
Question. If it happened in 2000, one could ask, did it happen in 2006?
Oh, Mount Dov, is near the Lebanon border, and this time that border was tunneled under, to achieve the same thing.
But yeah, to the Jew haters, this and past episodes are Israeli ‘acts of war’.
The condemnations are slightly askew. I wonder why!
El Cid
The gyu is nto an emtpy siut hsi cranuim is aslo teh smae
I’m sure that’s what the ducks here mutter to each other as I walk by.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 24 at 02:19 AM • permalink
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There’ll be no condemning from me. I’m a pacifist.
Please don’t condemn me for that.