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HUMOUR PRESENTED IN T-SHIRT FORM

Those feminists! Always so totally able to make with the hilarious jokes!

Posted by Tim B. on 03/14/2006 at 10:09 AM
  1. They fear men of jollity.

    Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 03 14 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  2. Men of jollity engage in frivolity.

    Posted by Latino on 2006 03 14 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  3. It’s bad Latin.  Quality comes from qui an interrogative ``what, which.’’  Equality comes from aequus, level.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 03 14 at 10:52 AM • permalink

  4. Interesting.  They list the subject Abortion Rights one line over from children’s shirts and baby items.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 03 14 at 11:40 AM • permalink

  5. According to the Radical Feminist How-To Guide, you gotta get ‘em while they’re young.  Hence, T-shirts like this.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 14 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  6. #5

    “Boys are Stupid Magnets”!!

    Is that why girls chase after them?

    Posted by jlc on 2006 03 14 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  7. “Boys Are Stupid… Throw Rocks at Them”?

    Wha…?

    Jesus, you can’t parody these asswipes.

    I think I’ll get some “Girls Are Trainable…Have Them Fetch Your Soda” T-shirts made up for boys. That should go over well.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 03 14 at 02:38 PM • permalink

  8. Don’t forget who got the 1973 Male Chauvinist Pig of the Year award from NOW.  His line “You better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink” always makes me laugh.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 14 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  9. #7, Dave S., to be fair, those T-shirt makers also make T-shirts that say “Girls are stupid… throw boulders at them.”  Equal opportunity offenders, they are.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 14 at 03:49 PM • permalink

  10. Get yer biscuits in the oven and yer buns in the bed . . .

    Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 03 14 at 04:28 PM • permalink

  11. That t-shirt should be used in a wet t-shirt contest.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 14 at 04:31 PM • permalink

  12. The ideal one would say on the front, “What Did One Feminist Say To The Other?” and the back, “THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”

    Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 03 14 at 05:27 PM • permalink

  13. Come on, who wouldn’t be the life of the party with this t-shirt?

    (appropriately modeled by smiling butch lesbian)

    ‘‘Because woman’s work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we’re the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it’s our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we are nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we are nymphos and if we don’t we are frigid and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a ‘real’ man and if we ask our doctor we are too neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we’re selfish and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggresive and ‘unfeminine’ and if we don’t we are typical weak females and if we want to get married we are out to trap a man and if we don’t are unnatural and because we still can’t get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion and…for lots and lots of other reasons we are part of the women’s liberation movement.’‘

    Tke that evil patriarchal Republicans!

    Posted by jurb on 2006 03 14 at 06:19 PM • permalink

  14. Oh yeah, I noticed they also sell Darwin fish. I don’t care what your views are on religion/evolution, when I see a car with a Darwin fish on it I automatically think ‘‘Hey, look at me, I’m an asshole!’’

    Posted by jurb on 2006 03 14 at 06:29 PM • permalink

  15. Wonder what the NOW people think of this one:

    T-shirt 1

    And, O/T, but still good:

    T-shirt 2

    Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2006 03 14 at 08:16 PM • permalink

  16. Oh yeah, I noticed they also sell Darwin fish. I don’t care what your views are on religion/evolution, when I see a car with a Darwin fish on it I automatically think ‘’Hey, look at me, I’m an asshole!’’

    WTF does Darwin have to do with women’s rights?

    Or aren’t they focused on that anymore?

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 03 14 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  17. Here’s a good feminist T-shirt for ya:

    “These ARE brains… how sad is that?”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 14 at 09:48 PM • permalink

  18. How about these T shirts sisters?

    Whats the difference between a feminist and a rubbish bin?

    Not much, but at least a rubbish bin gets taken out once in a while.

    Whats the difference between a feminist and an elephant?

    About 10 pounds and a pair of overalls.

    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

    Marry her

    Posted by Nic on 2006 03 14 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  19. the one that says if you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention is rather good.  sort of an all purpose major grumpiness t for those of us who are generally choleric.  pity i can’t buy it because it’s purveyed by a bunch of humourless sexist gits

    Posted by KK on 2006 03 14 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  20. Have you heard that scientists have isolated the substance that makes women stop giving BJ’s?


    It’s called “wedding cake”.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 03 14 at 11:48 PM • permalink

  21. T-shirts 1

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 15 at 12:13 AM • permalink

  22.   With sleeves, yet!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 15 at 12:15 AM • permalink

  23. #16 Darwin’s fish is a statement by ppl about the religious right’s obsession with creationism.  Anything that attacks the religious right is probably ok with the feminazis. 

    However, Darwin was not a supporter of women’s rights or their evolutionary development, preferring the cultural application for us.  Evolutionists have preferred the myths about females being sexually passive, coy, compliant and exclusively nurturing; it fitted better with society’s views.  So the feminazi’s are a bit confused here - what a surprise!

    Posted by spyder on 2006 03 15 at 01:05 AM • permalink

  24. Spyder, ah, but there is so much more to the Fish!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 15 at 01:44 AM • permalink

  25. 24# I’ll take the alien one, I’m sure there are no muslies out there.  But then again, the way they like to re-structure their history…

    Posted by spyder on 2006 03 15 at 02:04 AM • permalink

  26. Can’t wait for their “Truth in advertising” line of wardrobe.

    NOW: We Like Fish!!!

    Posted by zefal on 2006 03 15 at 09:40 PM • permalink

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