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HUMOUR PRESENTED IN T-SHIRT FORM
Those feminists! Always so totally able to make with the hilarious jokes!
According to the Radical Feminist How-To Guide, you gotta get ‘em while they’re young. Hence, T-shirts like this.
Get yer biscuits in the oven and yer buns in the bed . . .
Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 03 14 at 04:28 PM • permalinkThat t-shirt should be used in a wet t-shirt contest.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 14 at 04:31 PM • permalinkThe ideal one would say on the front, “What Did One Feminist Say To The Other?” and the back, “THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”
Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 03 14 at 05:27 PM • permalinkCome on, who wouldn’t be the life of the party with this t-shirt?
(appropriately modeled by smiling butch lesbian)
‘‘Because woman’s work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we’re the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it’s our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we are nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we are nymphos and if we don’t we are frigid and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a ‘real’ man and if we ask our doctor we are too neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we’re selfish and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggresive and ‘unfeminine’ and if we don’t we are typical weak females and if we want to get married we are out to trap a man and if we don’t are unnatural and because we still can’t get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion and…for lots and lots of other reasons we are part of the women’s liberation movement.’‘
Tke that evil patriarchal Republicans!
Wonder what the NOW people think of this one:
And, O/T, but still good:
Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2006 03 14 at 08:16 PM • permalinkOh yeah, I noticed they also sell Darwin fish. I don’t care what your views are on religion/evolution, when I see a car with a Darwin fish on it I automatically think ‘’Hey, look at me, I’m an asshole!’’
WTF does Darwin have to do with women’s rights?
Or aren’t they focused on that anymore?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 03 14 at 09:00 PM • permalinkHere’s a good feminist T-shirt for ya:
“These ARE brains… how sad is that?”
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 14 at 09:48 PM • permalinkHow about these T shirts sisters?
Whats the difference between a feminist and a rubbish bin?
Not much, but at least a rubbish bin gets taken out once in a while.
Whats the difference between a feminist and an elephant?
About 10 pounds and a pair of overalls.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her
#16 Darwin’s fish is a statement by ppl about the religious right’s obsession with creationism. Anything that attacks the religious right is probably ok with the feminazis.
However, Darwin was not a supporter of women’s rights or their evolutionary development, preferring the cultural application for us. Evolutionists have preferred the myths about females being sexually passive, coy, compliant and exclusively nurturing; it fitted better with society’s views. So the feminazi’s are a bit confused here - what a surprise!
Spyder, ah, but there is so much more to the Fish!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 15 at 01:44 AM • permalink
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