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Posted by Tim B. on 11/01/2006 at 09:45 AM
  1. I liked the t-shirt that asks: “If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made outta meat?”

    Good question.

    Posted by C.L. on 2006 11 01 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  2. Dan Lewis:  You are a classic.

    Posted by murph on 2006 11 01 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  3. “You can’t spell slaughter without laughter” - LOL

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2006 11 01 at 10:09 AM • permalink

  4. o/t Just realised Tony Delroy looks like Alfred E Neumann…

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 01 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  5. My favourites:
    Meat is Murder - Sweet, delicious murder

    I didn’t claw my way up the food chain so I could eat vegetables

    Friends don’t let friends eat cows that eat cows.

    Baby - The Other White Meat.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 11 01 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  6. “Save a cow - eat a vegan”.

    I’d agree with that, except that it would probably be like chewing boot leather.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 01 at 11:20 AM • permalink

  7. And alot of people get sick off of organics, Rebecca, so I’d avoid them too.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 01 at 12:14 PM • permalink

  8. They’re probably tough to clean, too.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2006 11 01 at 12:55 PM • permalink

  9. Not much meat on the bones, either.

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 01 at 02:30 PM • permalink

  10. RedMeat.com

    You’ll kick yourself for not knowing about it earlier. There’s a certain milkman who is my personal hero.

    Posted by CB on 2006 11 01 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  11. Plenty of wholesome meat themes here, too.

    That Bacon Air Freshener has got some real possibilities.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 11 01 at 06:50 PM • permalink

  12. Somebody should mention Carol J. Adams _The Sexual Politics of Meat : A Feminist-Vegetarian Critical Theory_ (Continuum, NY, 1994).  It’s all about sexual power over women.

    Picking a section at random :

    Sexual Violence and Meat Eating

    To rejoin the issue of the intertwined oppressions with which this chapter is primarily concerned, sexual violence and meat eating, and their point of intersection in the absent referent, it is instructive to consider incidents of male violence… p45

    You’d think Islam would come up at that point, but it is entirely missing from the book.  An absent religion.

    She had some interesting quotes, as I remember.  It was less of a continuous laugh that I expected when I bought it.  It’s just that the universal dot connection is implausible

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 11 01 at 06:55 PM • permalink

  13. Re 11: The down-side of that site is that the products reflect a nasty case of BDS. Or maybe it’s simply good commercial sense: liberals with severe BDS spend big on T-shirt slogans.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 11 01 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  14. “Islamb the real meat?”

    4.95 hot sale!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 01 at 08:23 PM • permalink

  15. Don’t let the Sheike has his fun fun fun, he’ll get by,
    cause he loves his pussy pie! So run woman run woman run run run!

    9.95 hot sale buy now!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 01 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  16. JOIN the Mosque!  Become an ANTI-Pentecostal

    In the recording of the sermon, Imam Fawaz calls Theo van Gogh a ‘criminal bastard’ and beseeches Allah to visit an incurable disease upon the filmmaker. He also condemns former Dutch MP Ayaan Hirsi Ali who was involved in writing the script for Submission. The imam asks Allah to make Ms Hirsi Ali go blind and give her cancer of the tongue and brain.

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 11 01 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  17. No diet is complete, without RedMeat.
    Dotcom.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 11 01 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  18. I don’t eat fresh carrots because I can’t handle their screams when you pull them out of the ground.

    Do you know how you can tell a field full of organic produce?  The veggies are covered in shit and bugs.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2006 11 01 at 11:34 PM • permalink

  19. Islam is the dumb dumb religion!

    Hot sale 9.95

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 02 at 12:26 AM • permalink

  20. What about the: Tim is a hunk of spunk!
    t-shirt $5.99

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 02 at 12:29 AM • permalink

  21. or the

    “He said everyone should be cooled down.”

    T-shirt spoken by the sheik himself, officially approved and costs only a camel and a covered lamb with pork chops

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 02 at 12:31 AM • permalink

  22. I am surprised the Sheik hasn’t tried to claim that he was merely trying to sing Primus’ Tommy the Cat (in celebration of diversity, obviously), but the meaning got lost in the translation. Keysar Trad dropped the meatball on that one.

    “I remember as it were a meal ago”

    Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
    may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat
    had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
    of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban
    predator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
    occasion such as this that he did.

    “She came slidin’ down the alleyway like butter drippin’ off a hot
    biscuit. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
    even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
    days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double,
    even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
    delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
    known to hang out. They hung in droves. Such a multitude of
    masculinity could only be found in one place… and that was
    O’malley’s Alley. The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
    but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
    the heart of the alley. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin’
    for that stud bull, the he cat. And that was me. Tommy the Cat is my
    name and I say unto thee…

    Say baby do you wanna lay down by me.”

    Posted by Popovich on 2006 11 02 at 02:57 AM • permalink

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