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HO HO HO, TEE HEE HEE, IT’S NAHOUL THE TERROR BEE
Farfour has been replaced by a hive-minded drone - who, once he carries out his act of explosive martyrdom, will become half a bee.
UPDATE. “I am Nahoul.”
If the Palis are so concerned about being sued by Disney, maybe they should have selected this character as their mascot.
Not only would no one object, the association is perfect, and the family lineage is easy to explain: “The Jooooos did it to me!!!”
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 15 at 08:01 PM • permalinkQ: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 15 at 08:06 PM • permalink#12
do you mean beehive?
;-p
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 15 at 08:13 PM • permalinkEric the Half a Bee (John Cleese sings!)
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 15 at 08:18 PM • permalinkAlright Nahoul! Your pollen or your wife!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 15 at 08:23 PM • permalink“aiieee! Allah no me ama!”
Oh, wrong bee guy. sorry.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 15 at 08:40 PM • permalinkAy, el estomago! Nahour gives the Simpson’s Bumblee-guy a pain in the gut!
#25 C.L.
Like everything else, they’re making it up as they go!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 15 at 08:54 PM • permalink#25 That’s what happens when you screw goats.
Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 15 at 09:15 PM • permalinkLuckily there is much quality soap opera in rest of Arabia
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 15 at 09:25 PM • permalinkI don’t know which of these two groups of… beings should be sicced on Nahoul. Maybe they can draw straws, or take turns.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 15 at 09:32 PM • permalinkA rare photo of Nahoul’s shahid ancestors.
Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 15 at 09:45 PM • permalinkNext mascot after the evil Israeli bee commandos deal with this one, Farfour’s grandfather’s anthropomorphic olive tree!
Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 07 15 at 10:00 PM • permalinkDons beekeeper suit and lifts top off of hive. Scoops out handful of bees.
The Palestinian bee, or Apis palestinii, is a fascinating specimen. Note the loud, wavering buzz, which is vaguely suggestive of ululating, and the propensity among members of the same species to stab one another with their stingers, usually in the back (*Buzzzzz*). Perhaps the most striking difference between the Palestinian bee and other species is the pronounced tendency for rival queens to set up factions within the same hive (*Buzzzzz*). One wonders what phenomenon triggered this evoultionary development (*Joozzzzz*). And why is it that the rival factions occasionally cease hostilities for short periods of time (*Roozzzz*)? One could go on for hours about the strange habits of these unusual insects (*Snoozzzzz*). However, these little fellows seem to be getting fidgety, so I’d better put them back in their hive. (*BOOM!*).
Stands in the middle of the rubble that is all that remains of the Palestinian bee apiary; pats out small fire that has started on shirt sleeve; blows a perfect smoke ring.
Did I mention that this is the only specimen of bee known for its pyrotechnical skills?
The Zionist usurpers are already gearing up to combat this menace, issuing this secret weapon to all IDF troops.
Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 15 at 10:08 PM • permalinkPilotless Robot Bomber Squadron Heads for Afghanistan, Iraq
BALAD AIR BASE, Iraq — The airplane is the size of a jet fighter, powered by a turboprop engine, able to fly at 300 mph and reach 50,000 feet. It’s outfitted with infrared, laser and radar targeting, and with a ton and a half of guided bombs and missiles.
Send a few elsewhere please….and make it grim.
That famous Palestinian showbiz saying - “Never work with animals, children or Jews”.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 15 at 11:03 PM • permalinkThis whole replacing Farfour with Nahoul thing reminds me of those occasions every few years when a new Media Watch presenter is appointed. Same Jihad, different day.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 15 at 11:21 PM • permalinkThese guys are pathetic.
That bee won’t be producing any honey though - only bombs and missiles. That’s what the Palestinians seem to have a fetish for.
Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 07 16 at 12:13 AM • permalinkThe only guy making any profit out of this is the actor. He is the same castrated fellow as before with Farfour.
He must be Pallywood’s only star. Everyone else blew themselves up.
Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 07 16 at 12:18 AM • permalinkFrom the transcript:
I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin
What. The Fuck.
Farfour, a mouse had a human father and a cousin who’s a bee.
Either the Palestinians are doing some remarkable work in interspecies breeding and gentics, or nobody has noticed.
I guess the Palestinian franchise of the “Children’s Television Workshop” is too busy making size-zero bomb belts.
Golda Meir summed it up: There will be peace when the Arabs love their own children more than they hate the Jews.
What, you never learned about the bombs and bees when you were in school?
Posted by SwampWoman on 2007 07 16 at 01:07 AM • permalinkNo shouts of righteous anger from the left?
Would they be as silent if the theme was changed and Nahoul was now Y’honatan? Teaching kids how happy God will be after they’ve slaughtered their little Palestinian playmates.
I might be colored by my own experiences but somehow, I think we’d have heard something from them by now.Farfour, a mouse had a human father and a cousin who’s a bee.
Animal husbandry is the most difficult course at Gaza U. Most of the students are baffled by the theory sections of the course, the practical component is almost second nature.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 01:15 AM • permalinkTexas Bob:
No shouts of righteous anger from the left?
Would they be as silent if the theme was changed and Nahoul was now Y’honatan? Teaching kids how happy God will be after they’ve slaughtered their little Palestinian playmates.As usual T-Bob has summed it up in a few words. It is impossible to be a member of the righteous left without also consciously abandoning any concept of truth and adopting a startlingly racist view of humankind. They have traded their souls and I, for one, don’t want to know what they got in return.
#71
As long as it doesn’t involve me hosting a tupperware party, hearing about the good works of Jehova or Joseph Smith, changing my phone carrier, taking a carbon footprint test, taking a shoppers survey, sponsoring a 40hour famine, doing a walk against want, saying sorry, wearing pants, watching basketball, giving up or reducing my alcohol consumption, moderating my excesses, being less uncouth… I’m all ears.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 02:45 AM • permalink#72 Much easier than any of those, Infidel Tiger. What kind of monster do you take me for though?! Reducing carbon footprint?! I can do with being much larger? Wearing pants?! I wouldn’t force that on anyone! 40 hour famine?! If the kids doing that really meant it, they’d go at least 168 hours!
All I want is for someone to shoot me if I start to be a lefty! It’s the kindest treatment!
Nahoul’s Bee-Happy Song!
I am Nahoul, I make kids smile
With jokes and games and funster style.
They love me for my happy hymns
Of death and gore and severed limbs
And streets that run knee-deep in mud,
Awash with Jewish children’s blood.
And once they’ve learned that killing’s fun,
I am Nahoul, my work is done.#76 - Permission granted.
Ash - We will do something far more sinister. We will ridicule you unmercifully and give you a subscription to Webdiary.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 03:21 AM • permalinkA palestingian killer bee…..FFS….I think I am breaking out in hives. Still if we could get a reuters correspondent to edit in some smoke it might calm the stripey prick down.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 07 16 at 03:51 AM • permalinkI am sure Nahoul is bee-utiful on the inside.
With luck, we won’t have to wait long to find out what his insides look like - I am sure he will go all ‘splodey by episode six. (Look Ma, bee intestines are dangling from that tree).
I take it that Farfour failed to jump the shark?
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 16 at 04:21 AM • permalink#13, it’s very clear that whatever their professed hatred for Israel and the US, Hamas and all the little Palestinians are watching runs and reruns of USA kids TV.
if only they had the junk food to go with it they would be too fat to fight.Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 16 at 04:40 AM • permalink#40, missred, that is BRILLIANT!
(too lazy to use use italics)
Hmm, gives me an idea for a musical, perhaps called “The Bee’s Knees…”
Too ‘twenties?
Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 16 at 04:44 AM • permalinkNahoul is a wimp.
For years, we Australians have had a far more sinister version.
It puts Nahoul to shame.
For your viewing pleasure.Posted by Fast Eddie on 2007 07 16 at 04:50 AM • permalink#49, first Farfour came and went.
now Nahoul comes and will presumably go.
So they’ll need more creatures in reserve for future series of
Kill Me Now Jooo Bastards.Suggestions for new Creatures of the (Palestinian) Blight:
Locust
Witchetty grub (in honour of those two hizbollah wannabees arrested in Lebanon)
Goats.Why haven’t they used goats!!?
Excuse my excitement.
Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 16 at 04:55 AM • permalink#91 - Goats are for the Adult Channel. We wouldn’t want to corrupt the kiddies minds.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 04:57 AM • permalink#67 TB:
Our leftist brothers have a different view of this though:
LONDON — A British chain of bookstores, Borders, said Wednesday it had yanked copies of a Tintin book from its children’s sections after a race watchdog complained it was racist — but would continue to sell it on adults’ shelves.
The Commission for Racial Equality (CRE) said it “beggared belief” that Borders should sell Tintin in the Congo, claiming it contained potentially highly offensive material.
“This book contains imagery and words of hideous racial prejudice, where the ‘savage natives’ look like monkeys and talk like imbeciles,” a spokeswoman said.
“How and why do Borders think that it’s okay to peddle such racist material?”
The CRE said it was contacted by a Borders customer last month who saw the book on sale in London.
In response, a spokesman for the US-owned store said: “Naturally, some of the thousands of books and music selections we carry could be considered controversial or objectionable depending on individual political views, tastes and interests.
“However, Borders stands by its commitment to let customers make the choice. “After consideration of this title, we have instructed all stores to move it to the adult graphic novels section.”
Tintin in the Congo, which first appeared in Belgian newspaper Le Vingtieme Siecle as a comic strip in 1930-1931, is part of the series The Adventures of Tintin by the Belgian author and illustrator Herge.
But its tale of boy reporter Tintin’s trip with his dog Snowy to what was then the Belgian Congo is seen as controversial by some because of its depiction of colonialism and racism, as well as casual violence toward animals.
Herge later justified the book by saying it was merely a reflection of the naive views of the time. Some of the scenes were revised for later editions
Strange, wasn’t it Borders who refused to stock a book critical of Islam?
Who’s the leader of the club
That’s grooming new shaheed?
F-A-R-F-O-U-R M-O-U-S-EGirls and boys we will destroy
The zionist entity!
F-A-R-F-O-U-R M-O-U-S-EFarfour Mouse (Allah akbar!)
Farfour Mouse (Allah akbar!)
He’s rigged to blow the sons of pigs so high (high, high, high!)Come along and bring a bomb
And join the jihad spree
F-A-R-F-O-U-R M-O-U-S-EGenuis (#60), Nahoul surely has the lamest voice in history, but if you would too if you were being hung like he is in the clip. These people are beyond belief.
Posted by AlphaMikeFoxtrot on 2007 07 16 at 06:34 AM • permalinkPre-production meeting at Al-Aqsa TV studios.
Present - Achmed the Producer, Mustafa the Director, Mohammed the Writer, Muhamed the actor and Muhammad from the Hamas Secret Police.
Achmed: “I’m getting sick of Farfour. That mouse is lame.”
Muhammad: “It’s worse than lame. We’re intercepting mail from little children that want to join the Mousketeers”.
Mustafa: “Excellent news. Young suicide bombers are the best”.
Muhammad: “No, they don’t want to blow themselves up. They want to wear black ears on their heads and sing and dance on TV and get signed by Virgin and sell a million albums and live in a chalet in the south of France! They’re confusing Farfour with Mickey Mouse”.
Mohammed: “Given we stole the character from Disney, that’s not too hard to imagine”.
Muhammad: “Infidel! We take nothing from western culture! They have nothing to offer us! Our way is pure and Islamic and (phone rings) - oh, sorry, got to take this call on my Blackberry.”
Achmed: “So what can we use as a new character?”
Muhamed: “I always wanted to play a badger. They’re lovely animals. I keep one as a pet. In fact, I brought him in today. Do you want to see him?”
Everyone else: “Aaaggrrh! Flee! Flesh eating badgers”.
Meeting reconvenes two hours later.
Achmed: “Please welcome Farsil, who will be wearing the costume from now on.”
Farsil: “What happened to the last guy?”
Muhammad: “He was executed for importing British agents of death! He tried to assasinate us this morning with a vampire badger, the most fearsome of the flesh eating badgers.”
Farsil: (fearfully) “Is it dead?”
Muhammad: “No, it turned out to be a vampire zombie badger. It will not die.”
Achmed: “It will not die? Allah preserve us! But I heard the entire Presidential Guard shooting at it for an hour. How could it not die?”
Muhammad: “We suspect that it is also a jinn! Four hundred brave fighters shot at it for an hour, but not a single bullet found its mark. Clearly, the British have genetically engineered a fearsome weapon of destruction. If they clone it, we are done for.”
Achmed: “But wasn’t it hiding in a cupboard?”
Muhammad: “Yes”.
Achmed: “And a very small cupboard at that?”
Muhammad: “Yes, as I said, it is a jinn. It is cursed. None of my men managed to even get a single bullet into the cupboard.”
Farsil: “But half the hospitals down town are full of wounded from that gun battle. How could you manage to shoot 231 women and children in the next suburb and not hit a single badger?
Muhammad: “That was not us! They were shot by Israeli snipers!”
Farsil: “The border is eight miles from here. How could they shoot eight miles?”
Muhammad: “Their snipers are very cunning. I hear they are training aardvarks as snipers. This must have been a test run of their Aardvark Sniper Squad.”
Farsil: “Don’t you think that aardvarks would stand out in the Middle East?”
Muhammad: “They are cunningly disguised as gerbils. No one would suspect a gerbil. Particularly if it is inserted into the Aardvark Sniper Squad.”
Mustafa: “I think we should get the meeting moving. Farsil - is there a particular animnal you would like to play?”
Farsil: “Yes, I have always wanted to be a squirrel.”
Muhammad: “For the love of Allah, don’t say that, the Iranians will nuke us if they find out”.
Farsil: “Alright, how about a goat?”
Achmed: “What do you think this is? A porno channel? We’re talking childrens TV here.”
Mustafa: “How about a snake?”
Achmed: “No, reminds me too much of Arafat.”
Mustafa: “A skunk?”
Achmed: “Arafat again.”
Mustafa: “I don’t know, someone suggest something.”
Mohammed: “Farsil, why don’t you just be the character?”
And the rest is history…..
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 16 at 06:51 AM • permalinkWith apologies to Monty Python
================================La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
Nahoul the martyr bee.
A B C D E F G,
Nahoul the martyr bee.Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! Nahoul the martyr bee!Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Nahoul the martyr bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Nahoul the martyr bee.I love to blow, explosively
Bisected deliberately,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love to kill Israeli.He loves to kill Israeli,
Semi-carnally.Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 16 at 07:49 AM • permalinkBut its tale of boy reporter Tintin’s trip with his dog Snowy to what was then the Belgian Congo is seen as controversial by some because of its depiction of colonialism and racism, as well as casual violence toward animals.
It’s. A. Cartoon.
Fer crissake, these people have serious issues distinguishing fantasy from reality. Someone needs to hold their heads under water until the bubbles stop.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 07 16 at 08:14 AM • permalinkI bee tired of all this bee talk, so how about a morally uplifting O/T link? Mostly just a wrist slap; still, maybe there’s a little hope left for England, after all.
Enough of your culturally insensitive fol de rol- it’s perfectly clear he’s a Beedouin.
You should bee ashamed- these large, venemous nectar-felching freeloaders are all over the place in that neck of the woods, and what you decry as undies of oppression are in fact items of protective clothing.
Kinda explains the hive think.
Also the story going around that the first man on the moon was a Moslem, a case of close but no hookah- Armstrong may not have been, but in the light of this revelation, what about Buzz Aldrin?
Paco
Think I may have found a song, just right for the noble Detective, you are…Jimmy Buffett…Pencil Thin Mustache
Thats why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two-toned ricky ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of andy devineOh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave errol flynn or the sheik of araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin tooCoda:
Yeah, bryl-cream, a little dabll do yah
Oh, I could do some cruisin too#109 & #116 El Cid: well, a nematode is a microscopic worm, which makes it an invertebrate, but it’s pretty low down on the scale in that group, so I’d place the category between invertebrate and amoeba.
By the way, Iwas thinking of some of the lyrics from that song the other day, and for the life of me I couldn’t remember who it was. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
#115 egg_
What is it with bees and muzzies?
The Hive Mind?
Martyrdom for the sake of the
hivetribe?Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 16 at 09:58 AM • permalink“This book contains imagery and words of hideous racial prejudice, where the ‘savage natives’ look like monkeys and talk like imbeciles,” a spokeswoman said.
You know, if only the American media would provide more coverage of the UN, we could put to rest this tragic misconception… that this is a caricature.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 16 at 10:08 AM • permalinkA bee and a mouse are cousins. That’s what you get for marrying first cousins for the last ten generations.
Elizabeth
Imperial KeeperPosted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 16 at 01:20 PM • permalinkWe are the killer bees! Give us your pollen!
Posted by Alan K. Henderson on 2007 07 17 at 08:12 AM • permalink
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