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HO HO HO, TEE HEE HEE, IT’S NAHOUL THE TERROR BEE

Farfour has been replaced by a hive-minded drone - who, once he carries out his act of explosive martyrdom, will become half a bee.

UPDATE. “I am Nahoul.”

Posted by Tim B. on 07/15/2007 at 07:47 PM
  1. Are these people for real? They go from the sublime to the ridiculous without stopping for breath.

    The mind is beyond boggling.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 15 at 07:56 PM • permalink

  2. If the Palis are so concerned about being sued by Disney, maybe they should have selected this   character as their mascot.

    Not only would no one object, the association is perfect, and the family lineage is easy to explain:  “The Jooooos did it to me!!!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 15 at 08:01 PM • permalink

  3. Wannabees!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  4. What’s his opening line? “Honey, I’m home!”  Who’s his nemesis?  Winnie the Joooh?

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 07 15 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  5. Maybe it’s Huckabee?

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 07 15 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  6. You too could bee a martyr!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  7. Hee Hee Hee Ho Ho Ho, watch out Nahouls gonna blow!

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 07 15 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  8. Q: What did the confused bee say?
    A: To bee or not to bee!

    Q: What’s a bees favorite novel?
    A: The Great Gats-bee!

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 15 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  9. #5
    Well I’ll bee ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:07 PM • permalink

  10. He got kicked out of the Drones Club.  Did Farfour give him the keys to Grandpa’s apiary before he died?  Meantime, I see an Israeli interrogator with the biggest damn flyswatter you ever saw.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 07 15 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  11. #5
    Unless he’s busy beeing John Malkovich?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  12. #8
    Beehave! :)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  13. Meanwhile, Matt Groening wants to sue.  Aiee, es mucho dolor!

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 07 15 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  14. #12

    do you mean beehive?

    ;-p

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 15 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  15. Eric the Half a Bee (John Cleese sings!)

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 15 at 08:18 PM • permalink

  16. It’s not easy beeing mean ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  17. Alright Nahoul! Your pollen or your wife!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 15 at 08:23 PM • permalink

  18. That bee was doing a pretty good parody of Saddam Hussein’s last step for a while there.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 15 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  19. It’s certainly not Mr Doobie from Romper Room!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 15 at 08:30 PM • permalink

  20. NowHole, have you lost your Stinger?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 15 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  21. Obviously Nahoul and Farfour were unfortunate enough to have the same mohel.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 15 at 08:32 PM • permalink

  22. Found your village NowHole

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 15 at 08:37 PM • permalink

  23. “aiieee! Allah no me ama!”

    Oh, wrong bee guy.  sorry.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 15 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  24. Nahoul the bungee jumping bee.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 15 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  25. Farfour was a mouse with a human grandfather and now Nahoul the Bee claims to be Farfour’s cousin. The Palestinians need to put somebody in charge of continuity.

    Posted by C.L. on 2007 07 15 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  26. Are Nahoul and Farfour first cousins?

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 15 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  27. Perish that thought! What thought? You know! Wanna end up on Media Watch again?

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 15 at 08:47 PM • permalink

  28. Ay, el estomago! Nahour gives the Simpson’s Bumblee-guy a pain in the gut!

    Posted by TimT on 2007 07 15 at 08:51 PM • permalink

  29. #25 C.L.

    Like everything else, they’re making it up as they go!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 15 at 08:54 PM • permalink

  30. We’ll have to send our secret squirrels after dem bees!

    ... and maybe the bat bombs, mmm ... bees ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:58 PM • permalink

  31. I suppose a bee is very appropriate for the Palestinians - can’t hurt anyone else without killing itself.

    Posted by squawkbox on 2007 07 15 at 09:07 PM • permalink

  32. #14
    Hiven a good time at my expense? :)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 09:10 PM • permalink

  33. #25 That’s what happens when you screw goats.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 15 at 09:15 PM • permalink


  34. I don’t know which of these two groups of… beings should be sicced on Nahoul. Maybe they can draw straws, or take turns.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 15 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  35. As I stated on an earlier post.. we need sumerian mead to seduce the vicious killer bees towards peace.  Wronwright is suspiciously absent.  mmmmmm

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 15 at 09:38 PM • permalink

  36. I guess when he blows himself up he’ll be a ‘flaming Na-hole’.

    Posted by JohnO on 2007 07 15 at 09:39 PM • permalink

  37. A rare photo of Nahoul’s shahid ancestors.

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 15 at 09:45 PM • permalink

  38. If only they had a state, they wouldn’t bee so um, err, psychopathic??!

    Posted by captain on 2007 07 15 at 09:48 PM • permalink

  39. ::breaking into song:: if i only had a brain, if i only had a heart, if i only had a state

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 15 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  40. We can hope, can’t we??

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 15 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  41. Next mascot after the evil Israeli bee commandos deal with this one, Farfour’s grandfather’s anthropomorphic olive tree!

    Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 07 15 at 10:00 PM • permalink

  42. These “people” truly are شاذ، غَريب،، خارج عن المألوف (bizarre). I can find NO redeeming quality in them, whatsoever.

    None.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 15 at 10:07 PM • permalink

  43. Dons beekeeper suit and lifts top off of hive. Scoops out handful of bees.

    The Palestinian bee, or Apis palestinii, is a fascinating specimen. Note the loud, wavering buzz, which is vaguely suggestive of ululating, and the propensity among members of the same species to stab one another with their stingers, usually in the back (*Buzzzzz*). Perhaps the most striking difference between the Palestinian bee and other species is the pronounced tendency for rival queens to set up factions within the same hive (*Buzzzzz*). One wonders what phenomenon triggered this evoultionary development (*Joozzzzz*). And why is it that the rival factions occasionally cease hostilities for short periods of time (*Roozzzz*)? One could go on for hours about the strange habits of these unusual insects (*Snoozzzzz*). However, these little fellows seem to be getting fidgety, so I’d better put them back in their hive. (*BOOM!*).

    Stands in the middle of the rubble that is all that remains of the Palestinian bee apiary; pats out small fire that has started on shirt sleeve; blows a perfect smoke ring.

    Did I mention that this is the only specimen of bee known for its pyrotechnical skills?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 15 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  44. The Zionist usurpers are already gearing up to combat this menace, issuing this secret weapon to all IDF troops.

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 15 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  45. Let me get it straight. Farfour’s late grandad is a Palestinian elderly man and his cousin is a bee. Who’s his great great grand father, a retarded fish frog?

    Posted by danS on 2007 07 15 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  46. Pilotless Robot Bomber Squadron Heads for Afghanistan, Iraq

    BALAD AIR BASE, Iraq —  The airplane is the size of a jet fighter, powered by a turboprop engine, able to fly at 300 mph and reach 50,000 feet. It’s outfitted with infrared, laser and radar targeting, and with a ton and a half of guided bombs and missiles.

    Send a few elsewhere please….and make it grim.

    Reaper

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 15 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  47. It should be pointed out that once the bee stings, it dies.  Which makes Nahoul the perfect metaphor for the Palis, breeding their new generation of suicide bombers and all.  No doubt Nahoul’s demise at the end of the season will be spectacular.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 15 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  48. Watch, kiddies, as the silly old Bumble Bee forgets to explode. But wait, here comes his big Jihadi brother, the Blow Fly!

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 07 15 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  49. Just thinking, these guys are muslims right? OK, they complain that everything is haram, you know, a bacon sandwich, women etc etc but they are completely ok with a human fucking a mouse who then fucks a bee, all producing offspring?

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 15 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  50. #47 Tks
    Predator B MQ-9 Dubbed “Reaper” pic

    Info

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  51. That famous Palestinian showbiz saying - “Never work with animals, children or Jews”.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 15 at 11:03 PM • permalink

  52. This calls for Astroboy!

    Posted by TimT on 2007 07 15 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  53. This whole replacing Farfour with Nahoul thing reminds me of those occasions every few years when a new Media Watch presenter is appointed. Same Jihad, different day.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 15 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  54. The TRANSFORMERS Bumblebee, now he’d give hive minded drone a sting or two..ouchy.


    this..

    null

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 15 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  55. margo, Monica Attardus, is not a Queen Bee although she may think she’s one.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 15 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  56. Margo, you can’t call Tim Duck boy or dork boy, as it’s not the weekend today!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 15 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  57. I’m not worried.  The WASPs are on our side.  And wasps are cranky bastards, let me tell you.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 07 16 at 12:10 AM • permalink

  58. These guys are pathetic.

    That bee won’t be producing any honey though - only bombs and missiles. That’s what the Palestinians seem to have a fetish for.

    Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 07 16 at 12:13 AM • permalink

  59. The only guy making any profit out of this is the actor. He is the same castrated fellow as before with Farfour.

    He must be Pallywood’s only star. Everyone else blew themselves up.

    Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 07 16 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  60. All of the puns with a good buzz have already bee-n harvested.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 12:27 AM • permalink

  61. He’s a pollen-stinian!

    Posted by kiwinews on 2007 07 16 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  62. #15 Coolest bit of whistling ever at the end of Eric the 1/2 bee.

    Posted by Local oaf on 2007 07 16 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  63. Psst, Nahoul! Your fly’s open!

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 07 16 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  64. From the transcript:

    I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin

    What. The Fuck.

    Farfour, a mouse had a human father and a cousin who’s a bee.

    Either the Palestinians are doing some remarkable work in interspecies breeding and gentics, or nobody has noticed.

    I guess the Palestinian franchise of the “Children’s Television Workshop” is too busy making size-zero bomb belts.

    Golda Meir summed it up: There will be peace when the Arabs love their own children more than they hate the Jews.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 16 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  65. What, you never learned about the bombs and bees when you were in school?

    Posted by SwampWoman on 2007 07 16 at 01:07 AM • permalink

  66. No shouts of righteous anger from the left?
    Would they be as silent if the theme was changed and Nahoul was now Y’honatan? Teaching kids how happy God will be after they’ve slaughtered their little Palestinian playmates.
    I might be colored by my own experiences but somehow, I think we’d have heard something from them by now.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 16 at 01:10 AM • permalink

  67. Farfour, a mouse had a human father and a cousin who’s a bee.

    Animal husbandry is the most difficult course at Gaza U. Most of the students are baffled by the theory sections of the course, the practical component is almost second nature.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 01:15 AM • permalink

  68. is he a do-bee or a don’t-bee?  neither, he’s a splodey-bee

    Posted by KK on 2007 07 16 at 02:03 AM • permalink

  69. Texas Bob:

    No shouts of righteous anger from the left?
    Would they be as silent if the theme was changed and Nahoul was now Y’honatan? Teaching kids how happy God will be after they’ve slaughtered their little Palestinian playmates.

    As usual T-Bob has summed it up in a few words. It is impossible to be a member of the righteous left without also consciously abandoning any concept of truth and adopting a startlingly racist view of humankind. They have traded their souls and I, for one, don’t want to know what they got in return.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 16 at 02:28 AM • permalink

  70. I have a request of all the people here.

    Let me know if you want to hear it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 02:36 AM • permalink

  71. #71

    As long as it doesn’t involve me hosting a tupperware party, hearing about the good works of Jehova or Joseph Smith, changing my phone carrier, taking a carbon footprint test, taking a shoppers survey, sponsoring a 40hour famine, doing a walk against want, saying sorry, wearing pants, watching basketball, giving up or reducing my alcohol consumption, moderating my excesses, being less uncouth… I’m all ears.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 02:45 AM • permalink

  72. I love this line:

    a children’s television program produced by Al Aqsa TV - a sort of Middle Eastern ABC

    Yep… I would agree this that summation.

    Posted by Mattofact on 2007 07 16 at 02:59 AM • permalink

  73. And having reread that I would also agree that I probably shouldn’t shoot out comments whilst looking over my shoulder at work!

    Posted by Mattofact on 2007 07 16 at 03:02 AM • permalink

  74. #72 Much easier than any of those, Infidel Tiger. What kind of monster do you take me for though?! Reducing carbon footprint?! I can do with being much larger? Wearing pants?! I wouldn’t force that on anyone! 40 hour famine?! If the kids doing that really meant it, they’d go at least 168 hours!

    All I want is for someone to shoot me if I start to be a lefty! It’s the kindest treatment!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 03:03 AM • permalink

  75. #72 IT

    I seek permission to use your post as my phone message prompt.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 16 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  76. Ash_
    Go for it.

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 07 16 at 03:07 AM • permalink

  77. #71 And there is nothing wrong with being uncouth. It gets me through each and every day.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 03:07 AM • permalink

  78. #77 Chris, shoot me if I become a lefty.

    Please.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 03:08 AM • permalink

  79. When I said go for it, I meant ask away.  Now that I see your request, I think its silly.  It is impossible to live in that parallel universe without personality death anyway.

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 07 16 at 03:14 AM • permalink

  80. #80 But they don’t realise it. I want to know about it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 03:16 AM • permalink

  81. Nahoul’s Bee-Happy Song!

    I am Nahoul, I make kids smile
    With jokes and games and funster style.
    They love me for my happy hymns
    Of death and gore and severed limbs
    And streets that run knee-deep in mud,
    Awash with Jewish children’s blood.
    And once they’ve learned that killing’s fun,
    I am Nahoul, my work is done.

    Posted by lyle on 2007 07 16 at 03:17 AM • permalink

  82. #76 - Permission granted.

    Ash - We will do something far more sinister. We will ridicule you unmercifully and give you a subscription to Webdiary.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 03:21 AM • permalink

  83. Infidel Tiger - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo A subscription to Webdiary is far too cruel… isn’t it?!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 03:24 AM • permalink

  84. A palestingian killer bee…..FFS….I think I am breaking out in hives.  Still if we could get a reuters correspondent to edit in some smoke it might calm the stripey prick down.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 07 16 at 03:51 AM • permalink

  85. I am sure Nahoul is bee-utiful on the inside.

    With luck, we won’t have to wait long to find out what his insides look like - I am sure he will go all ‘splodey by episode six.  (Look Ma, bee intestines are dangling from that tree).

    I take it that Farfour failed to jump the shark?

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 16 at 04:21 AM • permalink

  86. Two beekeepers waiting for a bus.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 04:30 AM • permalink

  87. #13, it’s very clear that whatever their professed hatred for Israel and the US, Hamas and all the little Palestinians are watching runs and reruns of USA kids TV.
    if only they had the junk food to go with it they would be too fat to fight.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 16 at 04:40 AM • permalink

  88. #40, missred, that is BRILLIANT!

    (too lazy to use use italics)

    Hmm, gives me an idea for a musical, perhaps called “The Bee’s Knees…”

    Too ‘twenties?

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 16 at 04:44 AM • permalink

  89. Nahoul is a wimp.

    For years, we Australians have had a far more sinister version.

    It puts Nahoul to shame.

    Suggested Jingle For Nahoul….


    For your viewing pleasure.

    Posted by Fast Eddie on 2007 07 16 at 04:50 AM • permalink

  90. #49, first Farfour came and went.
    now Nahoul comes and will presumably go.
    So they’ll need more creatures in reserve for future series of
    Kill Me Now Jooo Bastards.

    Suggestions for new Creatures of the (Palestinian) Blight:
    Locust
    Witchetty grub (in honour of those two hizbollah wannabees arrested in Lebanon)
    Goats.

    Why haven’t they used goats!!?

    Excuse my excitement.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 16 at 04:55 AM • permalink

  91. #91 - Goats are for the Adult Channel. We wouldn’t want to corrupt the kiddies minds.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 04:57 AM • permalink

  92. #67 TB:

    Our leftist brothers have a different view of this though:

    LONDON — A British chain of bookstores, Borders, said Wednesday it had yanked copies of a Tintin book from its children’s sections after a race watchdog complained it was racist — but would continue to sell it on adults’ shelves.

    The Commission for Racial Equality (CRE) said it “beggared belief” that Borders should sell Tintin in the Congo, claiming it contained potentially highly offensive material.

    “This book contains imagery and words of hideous racial prejudice, where the ‘savage natives’ look like monkeys and talk like imbeciles,” a spokeswoman said.

    “How and why do Borders think that it’s okay to peddle such racist material?”

    The CRE said it was contacted by a Borders customer last month who saw the book on sale in London.

    In response, a spokesman for the US-owned store said: “Naturally, some of the thousands of books and music selections we carry could be considered controversial or objectionable depending on individual political views, tastes and interests.

    However, Borders stands by its commitment to let customers make the choice. “After consideration of this title, we have instructed all stores to move it to the adult graphic novels section.”

    Tintin in the Congo, which first appeared in Belgian newspaper Le Vingtieme Siecle as a comic strip in 1930-1931, is part of the series The Adventures of Tintin by the Belgian author and illustrator Herge.

    But its tale of boy reporter Tintin’s trip with his dog Snowy to what was then the Belgian Congo is seen as controversial by some because of its depiction of colonialism and racism, as well as casual violence toward animals.

    Herge later justified the book by saying it was merely a reflection of the naive views of the time. Some of the scenes were revised for later editions

    Strange, wasn’t it Borders who refused to stock a book critical of Islam?

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 16 at 05:00 AM • permalink

  93. Who’s the leader of the club
    That’s grooming new shaheed?
    F-A-R-F-O-U-R M-O-U-S-E

    Girls and boys we will destroy
    The zionist entity!
    F-A-R-F-O-U-R M-O-U-S-E

    Farfour Mouse (Allah akbar!)
    Farfour Mouse (Allah akbar!)
    He’s rigged to blow the sons of pigs so high (high, high, high!)

    Come along and bring a bomb
    And join the jihad spree
    F-A-R-F-O-U-R M-O-U-S-E

    Posted by fidens on 2007 07 16 at 05:07 AM • permalink

  94. “Leave me alone Akhmed I’m just pulling on a camel”.

    Posted by Howzat on 2007 07 16 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  95. #87 - one of them’s showing a foot, the slut.  get the crane & the noose

    Posted by KK on 2007 07 16 at 05:41 AM • permalink

  96. Hey Media Watch are you reading all this…...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 07 16 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  97. How do a bunch of Islamic Killer Bees pray by the way?........I have visions of every Bee behind the first row impaled on stingers.

    ALLLAH.ACK(thunk)BAAAAARRRRRRRA.

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 07 16 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  98. Genuis (#60), Nahoul surely has the lamest voice in history, but if you would too if you were being hung like he is in the clip. These people are beyond belief.

    Posted by AlphaMikeFoxtrot on 2007 07 16 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  99. Pre-production meeting at Al-Aqsa TV studios.

    Present - Achmed the Producer, Mustafa the Director, Mohammed the Writer, Muhamed the actor and Muhammad from the Hamas Secret Police.

    Achmed: “I’m getting sick of Farfour.  That mouse is lame.”

    Muhammad: “It’s worse than lame.  We’re intercepting mail from little children that want to join the Mousketeers”.

    Mustafa: “Excellent news. Young suicide bombers are the best”.

    Muhammad: “No, they don’t want to blow themselves up.  They want to wear black ears on their heads and sing and dance on TV and get signed by Virgin and sell a million albums and live in a chalet in the south of France!  They’re confusing Farfour with Mickey Mouse”.

    Mohammed: “Given we stole the character from Disney, that’s not too hard to imagine”.

    Muhammad: “Infidel!  We take nothing from western culture! They have nothing to offer us!  Our way is pure and Islamic and (phone rings) - oh, sorry, got to take this call on my Blackberry.”

    Achmed: “So what can we use as a new character?”

    Muhamed: “I always wanted to play a badger.  They’re lovely animals. I keep one as a pet.  In fact, I brought him in today.  Do you want to see him?”

    Everyone else: “Aaaggrrh!  Flee!  Flesh eating badgers”.

    Meeting reconvenes two hours later.

    Achmed: “Please welcome Farsil, who will be wearing the costume from now on.”

    Farsil: “What happened to the last guy?”

    Muhammad: “He was executed for importing British agents of death!  He tried to assasinate us this morning with a vampire badger, the most fearsome of the flesh eating badgers.”

    Farsil: (fearfully) “Is it dead?”

    Muhammad: “No, it turned out to be a vampire zombie badger.  It will not die.”

    Achmed: “It will not die?  Allah preserve us!  But I heard the entire Presidential Guard shooting at it for an hour.  How could it not die?”

    Muhammad: “We suspect that it is also a jinn!  Four hundred brave fighters shot at it for an hour, but not a single bullet found its mark.  Clearly, the British have genetically engineered a fearsome weapon of destruction.  If they clone it, we are done for.”

    Achmed: “But wasn’t it hiding in a cupboard?”

    Muhammad: “Yes”.

    Achmed: “And a very small cupboard at that?”

    Muhammad: “Yes, as I said, it is a jinn.  It is cursed.  None of my men managed to even get a single bullet into the cupboard.”

    Farsil: “But half the hospitals down town are full of wounded from that gun battle.  How could you manage to shoot 231 women and children in the next suburb and not hit a single badger?

    Muhammad: “That was not us!  They were shot by Israeli snipers!”

    Farsil: “The border is eight miles from here.  How could they shoot eight miles?”

    Muhammad: “Their snipers are very cunning.  I hear they are training aardvarks as snipers.  This must have been a test run of their Aardvark Sniper Squad.”

    Farsil: “Don’t you think that aardvarks would stand out in the Middle East?”

    Muhammad: “They are cunningly disguised as gerbils.  No one would suspect a gerbil.  Particularly if it is inserted into the Aardvark Sniper Squad.”

    Mustafa: “I think we should get the meeting moving.  Farsil - is there a particular animnal you would like to play?”

    Farsil: “Yes, I have always wanted to be a squirrel.”

    Muhammad: “For the love of Allah, don’t say that, the Iranians will nuke us if they find out”.

    Farsil: “Alright, how about a goat?”

    Achmed: “What do you think this is?  A porno channel?  We’re talking childrens TV here.”

    Mustafa: “How about a snake?”

    Achmed: “No, reminds me too much of Arafat.”

    Mustafa: “A skunk?”

    Achmed: “Arafat again.”

    Mustafa: “I don’t know, someone suggest something.”

    Mohammed: “Farsil, why don’t you just be the character?”

    And the rest is history…..

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 16 at 06:51 AM • permalink

  100. #100 Thanks Mr C; excellent.
    “Half a Bee, half a Bee, half a Bee, onward!
    Into the valley of death droned the six hundred.”

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 16 at 07:17 AM • permalink

  101. Media Watch is actually asking for apologies, but I bet she wants more, true or not.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 07:21 AM • permalink

  102. Please, everyone, send your sympathies to Media Watch. They want them.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 07:31 AM • permalink

  103. With apologies to Monty Python
    ================================

    La dee dee, one two three,
    Eric the half a bee.
    Nahoul the martyr bee.
    A B C D E F G,
    Nahoul the martyr bee.

    Is this wretched demi-bee,
    Half-asleep upon my knee,
    Some freak from a menagerie?
    No! Nahoul the martyr bee!

    Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
    Nahoul the martyr bee.
    Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
    Nahoul the martyr bee.

    I love to blow, explosively
    Bisected deliberately,
    One summer afternoon by me,
    I love to kill Israeli.

    He loves to kill Israeli,
    Semi-carnally.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 16 at 07:49 AM • permalink

  104. But its tale of boy reporter Tintin’s trip with his dog Snowy to what was then the Belgian Congo is seen as controversial by some because of its depiction of colonialism and racism, as well as casual violence toward animals.

    It’s. A. Cartoon.

    Fer crissake, these people have serious issues distinguishing fantasy from reality. Someone needs to hold their heads under water until the bubbles stop.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 07 16 at 08:14 AM • permalink

  105. I bee tired of all this bee talk, so how about a morally uplifting O/T link? Mostly just a wrist slap; still, maybe there’s a little hope left for England, after all.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 08:32 AM • permalink

  106. Well, don’t think anyone has mentioned this, soooo.

    Nahoul comes through the door and with gleeful smile announces...Honey, I’m home.

    These people as as bright as the troll alphie at Critt’s place…and alphie is way down on the list of cognitive reason and thought.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 16 at 08:33 AM • permalink

  107. #107 El Cid: Are you sure that Alphie is even on the list of cognitive reason and thought? I thought he was somewhere in the nematode class.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  108. Oooooo, good one paco. Must add that to my list, which is now thinks to you, double columned. (or will be)

    Moron
    Imbecile
    Idiot
    Invertebrate
    Amoeba
    Pond Scum
    alphie

    Your assistance is greatly required and of course your wisdom is greatly respected.

    Where shall I place, nematode?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 16 at 08:48 AM • permalink

  109. DAMN…THANKS..not whatever the hell I typed.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 16 at 08:50 AM • permalink

  110. Enough of your culturally insensitive fol de rol- it’s perfectly clear he’s a Beedouin.

    You should bee ashamed- these large, venemous nectar-felching freeloaders are all over the place in that neck of the woods, and what you decry as undies of oppression are in fact items of protective clothing.

    Kinda explains the hive think.

    Also the story going around that the first man on the moon was a Moslem, a case of close but no hookah- Armstrong may not have been, but in the light of this revelation, what about Buzz Aldrin?

    Posted by Habib on 2007 07 16 at 08:52 AM • permalink

  111. #106; #107; Man, I’m lucky if you guys even know what I’m talking on those lists, much less if I’m talking about them!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 09:08 AM • permalink

  112. Apologies to the pythons:

    What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Nahoul?

    African or Eurobee-n?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 16 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  113. Que Saraa, Saraa,
    Whatever will bee, will bee ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 16 at 09:25 AM • permalink

  114. #111
    Muzz Aldrin?

    What is it with bees and muzzies?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 16 at 09:29 AM • permalink

  115. Paco

    Think I may have found a song, just right for the noble Detective, you are…Jimmy Buffett…Pencil Thin Mustache

    Thats why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
    The boston blackie kind
    A two-toned ricky ricardo jacket
    And an autographed picture of andy devine

    Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
    Maybe suave errol flynn or the sheik of araby
    If I only had a pencil thin mustache
    Then I could do some cruisin too

    Coda:
    Yeah, bryl-cream, a little dabll do yah
    Oh, I could do some cruisin too

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 16 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  116. #109 & #116 El Cid: well, a nematode is a microscopic worm, which makes it an invertebrate, but it’s pretty low down on the scale in that group, so I’d place the category between invertebrate and amoeba.

    By the way, Iwas thinking of some of the lyrics from that song the other day, and for the life of me I couldn’t remember who it was. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  117. #115 egg_

    What is it with bees and muzzies?

    The Hive Mind?

    Martyrdom for the sake of the hive tribe?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 16 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  118. You got it paco…

    Moron
    Imbecile
    Idiot
    Invertebrate
    Nematode
    Amoeba
    Pond Scum
    alphie

    Damn! Still one column. Keep those cards, letters and suggestions coming, people.

    Thanks Detective Paco. I just knew you could solve it..:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 16 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  119. “This book contains imagery and words of hideous racial prejudice, where the ‘savage natives’ look like monkeys and talk like imbeciles,” a spokeswoman said.

    You know, if only the American media would provide more coverage of the UN, we could put to rest this tragic misconception… that this is a caricature.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 16 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  120. #100 - Excellent!!

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 16 at 11:11 AM • permalink

  121. A bee and a mouse are cousins.  That’s what you get for marrying first cousins for the last ten generations. 

    Elizabeth
    Imperial Keeper

    Posted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 16 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  122. #119 El Cid, did you get my contributions?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 16 at 03:02 PM • permalink

  123. We are the killer bees! Give us your pollen!

    Posted by Alan K. Henderson on 2007 07 17 at 08:12 AM • permalink

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