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HELLO KILLY

Q. How do you stop a Hello Kitty whale?

A. With a Hello Kitty AR-15.

(Via Christopher W.)

UPDATE. Whale trouble.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/06/2008 at 02:08 AM
  1. Well and good if you don’t have the bottle for close-up work; what’s called for in this situation is the Hello Kitty 9mm, with laser scope so you can pop a cap straight through its winking whales eye.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 01 06 at 02:18 AM • permalink

  2. Please kill whover made this..

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 01 06 at 02:25 AM • permalink

  3. Words canr describe just how wrong this is.

    Another version on a gun

    Its a plot by aliens to send us all mad.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 01 06 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  4. #2
    Now that’s just silly.

    Posted by kae on 2008 01 06 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  5. I knew Hello Kitty was popular but that is boardering on the ridiculous

    Posted by Killaette on 2008 01 06 at 02:47 AM • permalink

  6. I want one! I’ve always enjoyed Hello Kitty despite owning nary a one of the HK range available, although I amost purchased a small bowl and chopstick-rest set, the latter was the kitty’s bow. Cute and hilarious!

    (Will we now get HK-47s, now that we’ve seen the paint job?)

    Well, maybe a Hello-Kitty-holding-a-rifle sticker will do.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 06 at 03:01 AM • permalink

  7. #2, thanks for that! Image is now saved on the comp!

    Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 06 at 03:03 AM • permalink

  8. At least if you get attacked by one of these weapons, you’ll die laughing.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 06 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  9. They all pale before the might of Hello Cthulhu.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 01 06 at 03:07 AM • permalink

  10. Dunno. Reckon my 11 yr old daughter’d like a Hello Kitty .22

    ANything to get more kids (especially girls) into the sport.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2008 01 06 at 03:09 AM • permalink

  11. She’s pretty handy with a blade an’ all; I never knew cats got PMS.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 01 06 at 03:16 AM • permalink

  12. that is one fabulous gun - i want it now.  ditto the hk exhaust thingy.  my bestest pal gave me a hello kitty briefcase - the looks on the faces of suits in meetings were priceless. sadly it was el cheapo crap & has gone to god, so am working on a plan for a haliburton one.  this, f’rinstance, would look great with hk on it

    Posted by KK on 2008 01 06 at 03:17 AM • permalink

  13. #6- You simply must book a seat on this flight immediately!

    You could book this sumptious suite, or if you’re feeling a bit saucy you could whip into this hotel.

    I for one find nothing surprising about this fictional feline having a fondness for weapons and shall we say odd romantic leanings.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 01 06 at 03:31 AM • permalink

  14. obviously male japanese obsession with pussykitty
    silly fools .. they never did get it right.

    Posted by missred on 2008 01 06 at 03:52 AM • permalink

  15. people who hate hello kitty will love this stuff

    Posted by KK on 2008 01 06 at 04:15 AM • permalink

  16. I’m sure that the Thai Police Force would be interested.

    Posted by spot_the_dog on 2008 01 06 at 04:18 AM • permalink

  17. The AR-15 is a fine weapon, but a little fussy; I’m a Kalashnikitty.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 01 06 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  18. There’s also the bARbie-15:

    Barbie-15

    the guy had it made for his tweener daughter. Note the short length of pull buttstock.

    Posted by Ernst Blofeld on 2008 01 06 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  19. I feel like I’ve wandered into a Hello Kitty House of Horrors.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 01 06 at 03:16 PM • permalink

  20. Hello Kitty AK $& rifle

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2008 01 06 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  21. Dunno, the name “HK-47” means something very different to me.

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2008 01 07 at 12:03 PM • permalink

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