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Wheels magazine’s John Carey reviews (no link available) Green Travel and Transport, by SBS presenter and internationally recognised sustainable living advocate Tanya Ha:

Much of the content in the early part of the book seemed to bear little relevance to its title, like the page devoted to a discussion of shawls made from the hair of an endangered Tibetan antelope. Truly ...

But mild annoyance turned to head-shaking disbelief when I finally reached the chapter titled Buying a New Car. After a lame description of hydrogen’s potential and problems, and why you can’t buy a car fuelled with the stuff right now, Ha moves on to hybrids.

What follows, and there’s no polite way to put this, is utter gibberish.

Ha writes: “One solution is the electric hybrid, which combines a fuel cell with the traditional petrol engine.” No, Tanya, it doesn’t. A hybrid drivetrain is an internal combustion engine teamed with an electric motor/generator unit and battery. There ain’t no fuel cell.

Next sentence: “While the car is running on unleaded petrol, hydrogen is produced as a byproduct.” Pardon? Burn a hydrocarbon fuel like petrol and the products of combustion are almost entirely carbon dioxide and water vapour.

Then: “This hydrogen becomes the fuel for the fuel cell, so the battery recharges while the car is running on petrol.” So, hydrogen that isn’t produced by the petrol engine is used by a fuel cell that isn’t there?

Naturally, this is another quality publication from the geniuses at Melbourne University Press. Incidentally, Ha has a Bachelor in Science degree from that university; keep your children away. More from Carey:

Remember Honda’s quite awful Insight Hybrid? ... All of 45 of the tiny, slow, skittish, noisy, ill-handling dungers were sold [in Australia] over a four-year period from 2001, the very last in January 2004. Yet almost four years later, Green Travel and Transport includes the Insight among a list of the hybrids you could buy today.

Melbourne University Press is among publishers seeking the rights to David Hicks’ life story. He should sign with them.  They won’t check anything.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/03/2008 at 10:01 AM
  1. Oh dear. If I recall rightly, this isn’t the first time Ha hasn’t even attempted to check her facts.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 02 03 at 10:07 AM • permalink

  2. One thing that produces hydrogen which could be bottled up for fuel is when a nuclear submarine’s reaction super-heats sea-water. Build more nuclear subs and save the envirnoment!

    Posted by McAnzac on 2008 02 03 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  3. More fool me. I’ve already put down a deposit on a green car powered by a combination of sanctimonious self righteousness and dangerous ignorance.

    Posted by Penguin on 2008 02 03 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  4. I hate it when that happens!!

    Posted by mehaul on 2008 02 03 at 10:13 AM • permalink

  5. By the way, if you think MUP in bad, check the recent publications of the University of Western Australia press under the present moonbat regime.

    Posted by McAnzac on 2008 02 03 at 10:14 AM • permalink

  6. #3—Better narrow it down, son.  That could be any of them.

    Saw one arschloch Friday with a big BIODIESEL sticker on his black Hummer. Parked in a handicap spot, of course.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 03 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  7. A further piece of eco-news. I recently bought my small boy an aquarium and a book of advice on aquarium-keeping. Among the advice was to check out with my local State government whether or not it was necessary to get a permit to keep tadoples.

    Posted by McAnzac on 2008 02 03 at 10:56 AM • permalink

  8. This is ridiculous - there are enough geeks out there to have accurate knowledge of this kind of stuff, and we still have to be misled by someone who is ignorant?

    Green design is wonderful and there are people who actually know how things work!
    It’s very disappointing.

    People who don’t check their facts make the rest of us work much more than we have to.

    Tanya Ha also wrote Greeniology. Don’t know if it had mechanical/electric info in it.

    On the bright side of electric car development, google Shai Agassi and his project with Nissan and Renault to introduce electric cars to Israel. This may help them survive beyond the need of Arab oil.

    here

    And what an appealing visage…

    Posted by carpefraise on 2008 02 03 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  9. As long as we talking Green, I have a question.

    It occurs to me I’ve been propping up a Bush for eight years.  Can I get carbon credits for that?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 03 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  10. So, hydrogen that isn’t produced by the petrol engine is used by a fuel cell that isn’t there?

    Reminds me of the best ever line I remember from my software days.  We wrote some code for a clien’ts website, and we’re going through a review of the code with the geeks in Atlanta.  They were saying ‘this is wrong’ and many things like it.  After about 15 minutes of this, the top guy on our team (growing more annoyed as this review was happening) finally says:  ‘so, the problem is that our code doesn’t conform to a nonexistent spec’.  That basically ended the code review.

    Posted by RogerBournival on 2008 02 03 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  11. What follows, and there’s no polite way to put this, is utter gibberish.

    I dunno - that’s pretty polite to me.

    I would have said “complete and utter BULLSHIT.”

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2008 02 03 at 12:01 PM • permalink

  12. Slightly OT, but I heard that the Japanese are working on a motorcycle that runs on nitrous oxide. They’re going to call it the Yamaha…ha.

    Badaboom

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 02 03 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  13. So, hydrogen that isn’t produced by the petrol engine is used by a fuel cell that isn’t there?

    Why not?  In Greenieland, everything works as long as you have enough pixie dust and fairy wings.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 02 03 at 12:46 PM • permalink

  14. I can’t say anything - I was embarrassed to find out that my Scion doesn’t have a fusion reactor. I found out when I ran out of gas. At first I thought the flux capacitor blew a Johnson rod.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 03 at 01:40 PM • permalink

  15. Go to your cave, ErnieG,

    (LOL)

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2008 02 03 at 02:18 PM • permalink

  16. This is the first sight of sense from Carey for some time. He’s been wandering down the road of vacuous stupidity as well in recent times.

    If he keeps this up, I just might read his columns again. Until then, Bill Tuckey is the better writer and better read.

    Posted by CB on 2008 02 03 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  17. Much like the industry of journalism, if the business of education doesn’t figure out some way to police itself, soon, it will end up being policed by others, harshly.

    Ms. Hu stands as an example of what idiocy is allowable in the talking head profession, and what degrees of ignorance can survive the college education process.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2008 02 03 at 05:06 PM • permalink

  18. Louise Adler, CEO and chief chucklehead of Melbourne University Press was appointed a Member of the Order of Australia (AM) in the 2008 Australia Day Honours List.

    It was for “service to literature as a publisher, through support for and the promotion of emerging authors, to tertiary education, and to the community.”

    Previous service to literature, included printing Loewenstein’s book. Another masterpiece of fact-checking.

    See kids? Breathtaking incompetence does pay!

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 02 03 at 05:22 PM • permalink

  19. Dave S
    Are you sure your Johnson rod was not at fault? It may have been lacking in girth, or was installed at the wrong temperature.

    Or was it a fuchsia reactor.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2008 02 03 at 05:53 PM • permalink

  20. maybe ha can do a review of a hydrogen powered hot-air balloon. I’ve often wondered how they work.

    Posted by cohenite on 2008 02 03 at 05:54 PM • permalink

  21. Hooray! There really is someone in Australia who knows less about the internals of cars than I do!

    Posted by squawkbox on 2008 02 03 at 07:20 PM • permalink

  22. #19 J.M. Heinrichs

    Stop waving your Johnson rod at us like that, thank you very much.

    Posted by Burbank on 2008 02 03 at 07:33 PM • permalink

  23. John Carey doesn’t seem to be much of a big brain either, and one has to wonder whether he and Ha oughtn’t team up as the the Hydrogen and Benzene clowns.

    After ridiculing Ha for saying Hybrid cars generate Hydrogen, Carey says “Burn a hydrocarbon fuel like petrol and the products of combustion are almost entirely carbon dioxide and water vapour”.  Oops, forgot to mention Benzene, Nitrogen Oxides, Carbon Monoxide, and 1-3 Butadiene, all of which go towards polluting the atmosphere and creating smog.

    I guess air pollution is another myth.

    Laugh at the pretensions of others by all means, but get the basic facts straight (if you can).

    Posted by Bryla on 2008 02 03 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  24. I prefer Wikipedia to MUmPs.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 02 03 at 07:52 PM • permalink

  25. Or as they used to sing

    Poison Ivy comes a creepin’ all around
    Measles make MUmPy
    MUmPs’ll make you lumpy Chicken pox will make you jump and twitch.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 02 03 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  26. #23—That’s why the word “almost” is in there, Bryla.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2008 02 03 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  27. Perhaps bryla would care to include the percentages (by weight, please) of the other constituents?  Probably not.  That would require actual knowledge.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2008 02 03 at 10:04 PM • permalink

  28. #14, check the oscillation overthruster, too.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2008 02 03 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  29. #14—AND REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 03 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  30. #29

    No need. As long as the professor can get a jiggawatt of power from our new wind farms…

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 02 04 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  31. Why does it seem to appear that the people who hate cars the most know the least about them?
    #23 What happened to good old fashioned pollution?  When did we cross that line that made CO2 more scary than CO?
    #14 Hilarious.

    Posted by Dame Penelope on 2008 02 04 at 02:08 AM • permalink

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