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GUMBALL RALLY
It’s a meeting of the David Hicks fan club.
Laugh out loud funny—definately one of Tim’s better efforts.
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2008 01 04 at 04:15 PM • permalinkStrangely I have not heard the Left make any mention of David’s quaint request.
“Listen, have you got any friends I can f . . . when I get home? They have to be good-looking and I prefer big tits as well.”
Perhaps they were unable to comply with his wishes as their membership , (in my experience ), tend rather towards the opposite of his target group - i.e. they are ugly and flat chested . Unless I have presumed too much and Hicks has a predilection for men, - in which case the Left probably does have a few members who fit the bill nicely.
#8 Perhaps a few of the Code Pink crowd would be willing to sacrfice themselves for the cause, so to speak.
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2008 01 04 at 04:40 PM • permalinkIf only we could get them all in one room… and seal it shut.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 01 04 at 04:46 PM • permalinkThe Australian media don’t have anything on the Democrats in the U.S. Congress.
Liberal Democrats: “Hit me again; I like it.”
#2.
“Buy the girl a calendar.Touché!”
Maybe she could share a calendar with that guy that Tim mentioned earlier who was absolutely certain that the 9/11 attacks occurred after the invasion of Afghanistan.
(Anybody remember his name or the entry about him? I looked through the archives but could not locate it. It was too good a nutcase example to lose track of permanently. There was even audio. Thanks for any help.)
This tickled my funnybone.
“..Having met him, (it) is very obvious he’s not a confident enough person, he’s not socialised in an easy way,” Penelope told the ABC.“He’s just not skilled enough - socially skilled enough . . .”
Anyone else think of
this guy?
“I kill you!!!” probably isnt acceptable dinner party conversation, even among lefties.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 01 04 at 06:20 PM • permalinkWhat did Lady Penelope expect Hicks to be? A dashing adventurer with a rapier wit who knows just the right wine to have with any meal, someone able to discuss Proust and the football with equal gusto, a man who buys all his clothes on Saville Row, has a Picasso on the wall of his apartment and knows Castro personally? No Penny, Hicks is just another dumb kid who grew up in a rough neighbourhood with a loser dad, got his girlfriend up the duff, held some dead-end jobs before taking off and leaving the poor girl to bring up the kids alone. There are thousands of them out there if only Penny would go further west than Balmain.
Hicks’ decision to become an anti-Semite isn’t that unusual either. The neo-Nazis are full of kids from his background. Even Hitler was one. Where he does divert from the path is his decision to become a Muslim and start trying to kill people. Doesn’t alter the fact he is the same dipshit he was before he went to war.
#15 Bryce Courtney I believe.Sometimes, Tim makes it look easy.
Actually, given the premise (“lefty journalists are fools; have a look”), it is rather easy.
Posted by Rittenhouse on 2008 01 04 at 07:00 PM • permalinkThanks, Contrail and Pogria, that was exactly it.
How stupid can you be to get on a national radio program and say something like that? It certainly would seem to affect your understanding of history if you can’t master the basic concept of “before and after”.
And Kazinski, obviously the Jemaah Islamiyah has an advanced degree in “before and after” as they were able to helpfully bomb Bali nightclubs in 2002 as retaliation for the invasion of Iraq that occurred in 2003.
Sadly, Dave turned out to be dull. “Having met him, (it) is very obvious he’s not a confident enough person, he’s not socialised in an easy way,” Penelope told the ABC.
ABC interviewers’ fantasy:
Yes my darling, may I call you that? I was treated most brutally and suffered for my beliefs at the hands of my tormentors, the US Government, for doing what any other ordinary Australian would do. For daring to express an opinion about the hegemony of the Bush regime I have been both incarcerated and villified. However, with the help of loyal and intelligent Australians such as yourself, I am ready to continue the fight to rid the planet of the polluting nemesis that is G.W. Bush.
The reality:
It wuz hard. Hey, you remind me of a girl I saw in Juggz, you have nice tits. Want to go for a hamburger and a root?
Yesterday’s Brisbane Times pic of our hero getting advice from his dad.
Sorry, bill, for the lack of a warning. My favorite is the lady with what I guess you would call a goatee.
Hillyminx: Not my beauties. Since they are always out there - naked and ugly, where’s the shock value? Or, do they just try to scare the incoming freshman every year?
Anyway, I’m sure they would consider it an honor and a privilege to do Hicksy.
Australia’s father and son ‘non entity celebrity Bogans’ are probably enjoying the attention afforded to them by the Fairfax media ‘Pravda Club.’ What an embarrassing outfit. To think they own the publication where I did my apprenticeship so many years ago. Since now they control Southern Cross Radio, you can pick out the subtle editorial changes creeping in. A tad more ‘collective group think’ provided you are the correct group of course. For example, on one station, the talk back host had a ‘ladies day,’ another said the Bali bombers should be spared. Then of course the Mohameed Dawood release was riddled with the usual lefty ‘love-in’ diatribe. Really no hard hitting news, more like The Age newspaper, coming through over the radio waves. Back to FM for me.
Another disappointed Hicksy pimp, with one reader looking for some attention…
I hope you become the center of conservative scorn on Tim Blair’s site for saying Hicks was hot.
That she should be so lucky.
#28 - oh look! Matching loser tatt’s on each arm.
Posted by mr creosote on 2008 01 05 at 02:33 AM • permalinkI don’t see why some people have said the creep is harmless. He clearly appears angry and hostile and seems to have a well organised suppport network led by his chippy and belligerent old man: In short, a prime candidate for another terrorist/nutjob stunt. The whole family needs close surveilance, at least until apologies and shit-eating grins are forthcoming.
THE AGE’s Martin Flanagan: “David Hicks will become one of the ghosts to be heard when we sing Australia’s national lullaby, Waltzing Matilda.” That’s the sort of thing a, you know, fan might write.
Now this little paean is very interesting. This may well be apocryphal, but apparently “Waltzing Matilda” describes what outback swaggies used to do to their rolled-up swags in (presumably) the dead of night, with no witnesses.
This assuming their catamites (yep, swaggies apparently had ‘em!) were on a well-earned holiday.
There is no mention as to whether any of the “Matildas” were folded in such a way as to counterfeit “big tits”.
If this is the sort of ghost Flanagan wishes Hicks to be, then the young man may wish to have a strong word with him.
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 05 at 04:41 AM • permalinkSwagman’s catamites were known as bimbos - one of the earlier uses of the term.
No dates on hand, sorry.
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 05 at 04:42 AM • permalink#38, beg to differ. The lefty press rolled over, salivating, begged for and got the position. I don’t think Hicks had to lift a solitary finger.
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 05 at 04:45 AM • permalinkConsidering the appearance of Hicks’ female supporters, maybe “Gum Job Rally” would have been a more-appropriate headline.
Posted by andycanuck on 2008 01 05 at 11:22 AM • permalink
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Great analogy, Tim!
David Hicks: professionally pimped (co-starring Traceeee Hutchinson).