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GLOBAL AIDSING
Everyone has AIDS! Or they shortly will, due to global warming:
“Climate change will trigger a chain of events which is likely to increase the stress on society and result in higher vulnerability to diseases including HIV,” said Prof Tarantola …
It’s just so obvious.
I’ve read some emotive, illogical twaddle on this burning issue, but this takes the biscuit. It’s a bit difficult to arouse any interest in playing hide the sausage when your pubes are on the verge of imminent immolation; if they claimed that alcoholism would rise quicker than excise on kiddy piss, I’d probably concur- I myself don’t mind a well chilled bavarian lager when the mercury climbs, but getting a leg over and thus getting even sweatier than I already am is not a priority. Unless of course it gets so hot that HIV positive people vapourise, and the virus mutates to become aerobic- bloody hell, we’re in real trouble! Turn those lights off now, and empty your fuel tanks into reinforced subterranean resevoirs immediately!
Infidel Tiger
Cheer up, you die a lot quicker if youd watched a druggie drown and tried to have unprotected anal sex with the polar bear.(Id imagine any sex with a polar bear would be pretty well unprotected)
And to think I used to blame my little brother for squeezing my goldfish till their eyes popped out, when all along it was global warming!
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 04 30 at 04:19 AM • permalinkNot to mention outbreaks of stupidus idiotus
Posted by the nailgun on 2008 04 30 at 05:01 AM • permalink#1 Infidel. Anal sex with an heroin addict could get you AIDS, particularly if he/she was alive at the time.
But this guy’s a PROFESSOR. So what he says must be true, or am I missing something?
And when is someone on high (or anyone) going to take this Prof Karoly to task. He’s a stoooge for Jones, but to date the only questions I’ve witnessed of Karoly were a few in today’s Australian.
He seems to be getting a free run.
Or is he a tough target?
Hmmm. It gets hot, therefore I drink refreshing ale, get drunk, have unprotected sex with a polar bear who unbeknownst to me is an intravenous drug user, (ICE of course), didn’t use a condom made from penguin intestines (mmmmmmm penguins), makes sense to me.
We are all doomed.*
*Worshippers at the temple of gore and left wing loonies with green preferences exempt.
Posted by surfmaster on 2008 04 30 at 05:47 AM • permalinkIt’s Apple Infected Disk Syndrome, from visiting leftist blogs.
And here was I thinking it was anally inserted dick syndrome?
Posted by surfmaster on 2008 04 30 at 06:52 AM • permalinkJust look at the horror that SARS and avian flu have caused.
I can recall - sitting in Hong Kong during the SARS scare - reading predictions by experts that the death toll over the following 30 days could total tens of millions IF mortality rates rose at the same rate as the last three days (i.e., doubled every day - 1, 2, then 4). The stupidity of this is beyond belief.
Why are the most hysterical people drawn to study these sorts of things?
Tarantola or is that Tarantula?
He said it was important to strengthen preventative measures proven to work, like condoms and circumcision, and continue to investigate other more hopeful avenues, like microbicide sex gels and anti-viral drugs to block infection.
Rubbers and male genital mutilation snips as a fore-thought then microbicide sex gels in case. But seems ass only way to erase AIDS.
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 04 30 at 07:00 AM • permalinkRoxon will fix this by slapping a tax on heroin.
Posted by mr creosote on 2008 04 30 at 07:25 AM • permalinkWith a name like that, my first thought was that is should read Tarantara.
Come to think of it the words from the song .. ‘our intentions are well meant’ are the kindest thing I can say for Prof Tarantara. Perhaps he does need some police to come to help him fix things .... [/sarcasm off]
#23 stackja - actually when I read lines like the one you quoted I wonder if the man has some other agenda.
#15 Missed you were first with Tarantula did not mean to step your “toes”.
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 04 30 at 07:54 AM • permalink#29 Kae - if the ice melts you must add more scotch. (and more ice).
Posted by surfmaster on 2008 04 30 at 08:16 AM • permalink“And this would effect Australia too, because these infections could potentially spread. Just look at the horror that SARS and avian flu have caused.”
Dminor beat me to the most relevant observation. The only thing “global warming” is likely to spread is fear and hysteria, accompanied by the scientific hand outstretched for money.
I think the Professor’s thinking (?) works like this.
Global warming makes us hotter.
We start taking off our clothes.
Eventually we’re nekkid.
The sight of all those sweaty, uncovered buttocks drives gays into a frenzy not seen since, oh, the last Gay Pride parade.
Voila! More AIDS.
If I missed a step, no doubt the professor will enlighten us.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 30 at 10:36 AM • permalink#34 - you left out my least favorite, elderly fat German tourists on the beach. P.J. O’Rourke once observed that the size of a male German tourist’s swim trunks was inversely proportional to the size of his gut.
But they’ll be sorry, once the gay heroin addicted Polar bears make it to Majorca.
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2008 04 30 at 12:17 PM • permalinkBBC makes astonishing discovery of new climate model that explains the past, going forward: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7376301.stm
The Earth’s temperature may stay roughly the same for a decade, as natural climate cycles enter a cooling phase, scientists have predicted.
A new computer model developed by German researchers, reported in the journal Nature, suggests the cooling will counter greenhouse warming.
However, temperatures will again be rising quickly by about 2020, they say.
Other climate scientists have welcomed the research, saying it may help societies plan better for the future.
No shit.
So were the IPCC wrong in their massive consensus?
“One message from our study is that in the short term, you can see changes in the global mean temperature that you might not expect given the reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC),” said Noel Keenlyside from the Leibniz Institute of Marine Sciences at Kiel University.
Shocking.
...and in a massive tyre-squealing 180 degree turn, the BBC finds a new unperturbed level of hypocricy:
“We have to take into account that there are uncertainties in our model; but it does suggest a plateauing of temperatures, and then a continued rise,” said Dr Keenlyside.
‘No distraction’
The projection does not come as a surprise to climate scientists, though it may to a public that has perhaps become used to the idea that the rapid temperature rises seen through the 1990s are a permanent phenomenon.
Now where would the public have got that idea from? Think, think….the BBC? Nature? The IPCC?
I think we have a clear winner in the Olympic backpeddling competition. Gold medal standard.
You couldn’t make it up.
They could, but you couldn’t.
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A timely warning. Just the other day I watched a polar bear drown and to console myself I had unprotected anal sex with a heroin addict.