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G8 FOLLIES
Via Freedom and Whisky, exclusive photographs of G8 protest entrepreneurs; at No Pasaran, a bunnyman searches for his lost echo; and in Melbourne’s Age, the cosmic fool freaks out squareville:
(Via Alan R.M. Jones)
UPDATE. Dossier dude Andrew Gilligan was thrown out of a protest gathering by your typical free-speech advocates:
Instantly recognised due to his media profile role during the Iraq War, Gilligan, 36, was spotted taking notes and using a dictaphone and was given 20 seconds to leave by angry activists who particularly object to the coverage of anti-capitalist protests in the Evening Standard. When he refused, a large number of individuals simply escorted him from the building. Although his personal equipment was initially confiscated, it was later handed back. His diary is now being sent down to London.
(Via Rob at SemiSkimmed)
Other great sellin’-stuff-to-stop-capitalism ideas:
Rake Poverty History! The G8 could just sweep all that debt under the rug if they really felt like it. And now you can too! Except with leaves. Outside. But otherwise it sort of fits!
Slake Poverty History! You’ve got a mighty thirst for justice. And water! The soulless corporate H2O in these Aquafina bottles has been replaced with good ol’ pond water run through a cheesecloth. Take that, AmeriKKKa!
Flake Poverty History! Sure, cocaine is pretty bad for you and I think it’s illegal, but is it any more illegal than Bu$hi†ler’s war? It is? Well, buy it anyway.
Etc.
Posted by Jim Treacher on 2005 07 06 at 12:10 PM • permalinkLet’s not forget Lake Poverty History...help the developing world overcome their chronic lake shortage.
I can just hear that guy in Freedom & Whiskey’s first picture:
“Get your Smash Capitalism buttons right here. Only two pounds. You don’t want to go to the riot without one. Only two measly pounds.”
Posted by David Crawford on 2005 07 06 at 06:13 PM • permalinkFight Global Poverty—mine!—with Gratuitous T&A! Read my BlogAd!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 06 at 07:53 PM • permalinkloved the part where he sings:
DOROTHY
Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?SCARECROW
Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could --
I could while away the hours,
Conferrin’ with the flowers,
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.
I’d unravel every riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain..(Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before,
And then I’d sit—and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry…
...Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain!
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