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FUTURE WONDERS OF THE WORLD

All trembly about global warming and massive ocean rises? Chill (so to speak), people! The Mighty Warmening will only bring good things, as readers advise:

Utzon Aquarium, Sydney

The Eiffel Lighthouse, Paris

The Great Seawall of China

The World Famous Dive Wreck of Cheops

The Empire State Buoy

The Scenic Canals of Phoenix, Arizon

Pointy Isles of Giza

Kurdish Riviera

Gulf of Laos

Tropical Bavaria’s Miles of Gray Sand Beaches

Golden Gate Causeway

Navigational Hazard of Gibraltar

Greater Barrier Reef

Rushmore Island

MTV Spring Break Yukon

E!’s Wild On Irkutsk

Survivor Antarctica

Club Med, Frobisher Bay

Everest Hill

The Columbia River Tuna Run, Washington

Petronas Showers, Kuala Lumpur

The Eiffel Rust, Paris

Wright-Patterson Navy Base

The Torch of Liberty

The Empire State Antenna

Denver Waterfront

Grand Ol’ Opry Undersea Adventures

The Houston Aquadome

The Sears Snorkel

Great American Foreheads of Mt Rushmore

Ayer’s Island

The Drifting Seaweeds of Babylon

Bungle Bungle Shoals

Atlantis City, NJ

Scuba City, CA

The Hajj Deep Sea Pilgrimage

The German Riviera

Fujiyama Reef

Sweet Shipping Lane Alabama

Wrigley Marina, Chicago

DisneySwamp

The Great Muddy Desert

The No Apostles

The Chad Navy

Not to mention California’s celebrated Life Valley.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/18/2006 at 12:32 PM

  1. Don’t forget the Great Rocky Mountain’s Archipelago.

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 03 18 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  2. Gilligan’s Peak (formerly Mt. Everest)?

    The Great Appalachian Reef?

    New New New New Orleans, Minnesota

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 18 at 01:59 PM • permalink

  3. White Swamps Missile Range

    Posted by reese on 2006 03 18 at 02:34 PM • permalink

  4. San Francisco Golden Gate Reef

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 18 at 03:56 PM • permalink

  5. The Great Florida Trench.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 18 at 04:35 PM • permalink

  6. The Bible Basin.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 18 at 04:56 PM • permalink

  7. The Confederate Memorial Pate at Stone Island, Georgia.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 18 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  8. The co-ordinates formerly known as Micronesia

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 18 at 07:04 PM • permalink

  9. The Bok Gurgling Tower.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 18 at 07:09 PM • permalink

  10. Hurray! Now I’ll be able to surf cast from here at the beaches in Colorado! No reason (other than family) to go back to the (New) Jersey shore.

    Posted by OldeForce on 2006 03 18 at 08:14 PM • permalink

  11. The Tibetan Abyssal.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 19 at 12:55 AM • permalink

  12. Come visit the smallest state in the union, Texas!  Situated along the beautiful shores of the Ocean of Mexico.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 03 19 at 02:59 AM • permalink

  13. The Grand Long Twisty Lake

    Posted by KK on 2006 03 19 at 03:09 AM • permalink

  14. BTW, the inverse proportional global warming whining theory gets another shot in the arm. After a week of the MSM discussing Toronto’s warmer than average mid-January through all February (with everyone conveniently forgetting that December was about 5°C below average temperatures, accompanied by a wicked wind chill factor) that clearly indicated <strike>global warming</strike> climate change at fault, it’s now, in mid-March, when things usually start warming up, gone back to being 5°C below average with a wicked wind chill. Thanks, MSM jerks. And my frozen nuts, thank you too. (You know, from when I’m walking back from the grocery store.)

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 03 19 at 03:20 AM • permalink

  15. Visit West Virginia- the heart of coal-spelunking country.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 19 at 03:27 AM • permalink

  16. Gills, gills, get ‘em over here…

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 03 19 at 06:16 AM • permalink

  17. Yellowstone National Atoll

    Arctic National Wildlife Spa

    Las Vegas National Seashore

    Posted by Some0Seppo on 2006 03 19 at 11:24 AM • permalink

  18. Bahrain, is it, that is building a luxury resort under water?  I think it would be neat to live under the sea!  Except the commute to work might involve shark-dodging instead of cellphone-driver dodging.

    Imagine, no more lawn mowing ever.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 03 19 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  19. Feed the wild dolphins at the Broken Hill Beach Resort.

    Posted by TonyD on 2006 03 19 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  20. Look on the bright side.  The US will be ALL red states.

    Posted by AST on 2006 03 19 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  21. The Coffee Table Mountain, South Africa

    Posted by Graeme Klass on 2006 03 20 at 12:37 AM • permalink

  22. Graeme:

    And the nearby Sea Lion’s Head?

    Posted by Jim Whyte on 2006 03 21 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  23. Lest we forget Beer-Father Noah and the last episode, I tender this:

    Ye Olde Ararat Pier & Pub Hotel
    (discount rate for a forty days/night booking)

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 23 at 05:48 AM • permalink

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