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An email from Tim Costello to World Vision Australia staff:

Dear Colleagues,

This weekend the world is observing Earth Hour. This is a global climate change initiative run by WWF which calls on individuals and businesses around the world to turn off their lights for one hour on Saturday March 29 2008 between 8pm and 9pm. However as most staff will not be at work during this time, we have decided to promote the hour at work on Friday 28 March between 12pm - 1pm ...

In order to add some fun to this event, some members of the Sustainability Committee will be walking around the building during this time on Friday with black balloons. State Offices will also have their own ‘Earth Hour police’. Any staff who have left their desks for lunch and have not turned off their computers and monitors will have a black balloon attached to their desk.

Green Team! Green Team! Green Team!

UPDATE. Dave returned to his office Monday to discover he’d left a computer on all weekend ...
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He was taken from his place of employment that afternoon.

UPDATE II. Convicted diablos del brillo (power wasters, or, literally, “brightness devils”) are paraded in the streets.

UPDATE III. An empty interrogation room bears mute testimony to Earth Hour Police efficiency.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/26/2008 at 10:43 PM
  1. So the time is optional then?  I hereby select 2-3am on October 28. 

    Who said daylight saving was totally useless?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 03 26 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  2. Bollocks, *October 26*, i was thinking about last years earth day…

    Black balloons?  Why not get them to wear a little yellow star?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 03 26 at 10:56 PM • permalink

  3. Persistant non compliant wokers will be shot with a carbon friendly bow and arrow.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2008 03 26 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  4. If World Vision supports Earth Hour they might as well shut up shop. The majority of the world lives like that permanently. Job well done!

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 26 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  5. Last bight Channel 9 said they support Earth Hour.  Mrs Razor, who is not particularly politically aware or motivated went off - it was beautiful.  We will be out on Saturday night, but the Razor home is going to be fully lit, plasma screen with surround system left on, washing machine, dryer, dishwasher, 2 x aircon all running.

    I was wondering how to explain to her when I started turning on everything before going out on Saturday Night.

    Grandma and Grandpa Razor will be babysitting, but they can’t actually work out how anything works so they’ll just be left watching the Bill - loud enough for Grandpa Razor to hear easily.

    Posted by Razor on 2008 03 26 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  6. Too bad Leni Riefenstahl is no longer alive: she could have done the next World Vision commercial.  (She already did ‘Triumph of the Whale’ for WWF.)

    Posted by cuckoo on 2008 03 26 at 11:32 PM • permalink

  7. What a bunch of clowns. I’m seriously considering calling
    World Vision at midday on Friday and asking whoever takes my
    call to turn their computer off.

    Posted by scooper on 2008 03 26 at 11:35 PM • permalink

  8. So Earth Hour is a WWF initiative? They’ll do anything to get extra publicity for Wrestlemania XXIV on Sunday. Earth Hour 8pm Saturday , Wrestlemania 7pm Sunday - coincidence?

    Posted by Chunder on 2008 03 26 at 11:37 PM • permalink

  9. A charitable organisation is going to stop working on real problems for an hour to provide a tokenistic attempt to solve an imaginary one?

    This is the epitome of left wing activism.

    Posted by Penguin on 2008 03 26 at 11:42 PM • permalink

  10. Nice emphasis on add some fun Tim. Because let’s face it, indulging in token
    gestures isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

    Earth Hour makes 40 Hour Famine look respectable.

    Posted by scooper on 2008 03 26 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  11. I hope those black balloons are biodegradable.

    Posted by mehaul on 2008 03 26 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  12. So their idea of fun is roleplaying a proto-police state and the public shaming of dissenters? That’s certainly reassuring.

    Posted by PW on 2008 03 26 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  13. I WISH I worked there. Just so I could leave everything on.

    Posted by Apple77 on 2008 03 27 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  14. Latest news is that black balloons with Tim Costello attached last seen heading south.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 27 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  15. How about if Earth Power guerillas go around to offices where people have turned off lights and computers and stretch some of these over the doorknobs?

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 27 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  16. “Neun und neunzich luft ballons…”

    Posted by cuckoo on 2008 03 27 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  17. #16
    99 red balloons floating in the summer sky.
    Nena enough?

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 27 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  18. Earth Hour prompts fire safety warning

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 27 at 12:58 AM • permalink

  19. He looks like he’s being attacked by an interplanetary force of black olives. Don’t try shooting them—they’re immune to bullets!

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 03 27 at 12:58 AM • permalink

  20. Tim , Chief Executive of World Vision Australia, does a fantastic job, he must do because his Board of Directors have increased his annual remuneration package from A$194,104 in 2006 to A$251,545 in 2007 (World Vision Annual Statements & Accounts for the year ending 30 September 2007), just a smidgen shy of his brother’s A$270,00 or so, when Treasurer of Australia.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2008 03 27 at 01:07 AM • permalink

  21. #18
    Here’s hoping some fool makes the Ultimate Earth Hour sacrifice by immolating their home and all their worldly goods.

    Then it’ll be easier for them to move into the cave, or the dung hut.

    Or the humpy.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 27 at 01:11 AM • permalink

  22. Earth Hour=Collective Masturbation, with the lights out they won’t be able to see themselves.

    Posted by Howzat on 2008 03 27 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  23. #20 Tim Costello is a leading opponent of the theory of prosperity gospel which holds that authentic religious belief will lead to material prosperity. He became a man of religion. He then acquired exceptional material prosperity. The theory holds true for him unless his religious belief is not authentic.

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 03 27 at 02:04 AM • permalink

  24. #3 Surfie,

    would that be a carbon fibre arrow? They could be used as carbon sinks, with the added bonus that “sinking” them into “those who will not comply” with the commentariat, will cease to be carbon criminals.

    Posted by Pogria on 2008 03 27 at 02:20 AM • permalink

  25. “So their idea of fun is roleplaying a proto-police state and the public shaming of dissenters? That’s certainly reassuring.”

    PW, It sure is a really short step from Point A) a voluntary group activity designed (in theory) to encourage people to save energy to Point B) a liberal fascist police state where a small group of true believers tries to enforce their will on everyone else, isn’t it?

    That’s what’s wrong with these people.  The whole climate change thing is the excuse, not the reason.  Their natural inclination is to go around and tell or force everyone else to live exactly how they think they should live.  They jump at every opportunity to do so, including Earth Hour.

    Although I think it’s basically hooey, at its best Earth Hour could be a way to bring people together voluntarily, to inspire them, to motivate them and to persuade them.  Think the environmental version of MLK’s “I have a dream” speech.

    But when, seemingly seconds after the idea comes up, you have a whole self-selected crowd of people figuring out how to force others to participate, how to shame them, or, quite literally in some cases, planning to simply cut off their electricity by fiat, then you have a serious problem with your “I have a dream” moment.  That’s hardly going to win people to your side in the long run.  Being a bully doesn’t persuade anyone, but apparently these people are too stupid to realize that.  Or, more likely, they just can’t help themselves - because that’s who they are.

    Posted by kcom on 2008 03 27 at 02:27 AM • permalink

  26. Sustainability Committee audits Rick’s Cafe... twice.

    Sustainability Committee left a window open.

    Posted by Zoidberg on 2008 03 27 at 02:38 AM • permalink

  27. Sustainability Committee left a window open... Take two.

    Posted by Zoidberg on 2008 03 27 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  28. 23, “The theory holds true for him unless his religious belief is not authentic”
    Thinking about the apparent paradox has given me a headache.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2008 03 27 at 03:50 AM • permalink

  29. Tim Costello was one of the champions of the years of hate against the gun monkeys, those filth of the redneck white male class who own any sort of gun.

    Tim Costello for peoples choice: President of Australia!

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2008 03 27 at 04:01 AM • permalink

  30. The less-bright Costello doesn’t trust his people to get with the programme unsupervised. If I was a subordinate I’d go along with Friday’s frolics and then crank every electrical appliance at home to the max for the weekend.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 27 at 04:23 AM • permalink

  31. #23
    Worked for the Bakkers.
    Benny Hinn’s still sucking the bucks out of people.

    What? They’re not what they seem to be?

    Who’da thunk it.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 27 at 04:32 AM • permalink

  32. O/T, but I just received this via email.
    Can anyone advise whether it’s an accurate statement of the facts?

    It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also
    get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.
    A single pensioner who, after contributing to the growth and development of Australia for 40 to 50 years, receives only a monthly
    maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.
    Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
    Let’s send this to all Australians so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the
    pensioners up to $2,470.00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
    Please forward to every Australian to expose what our politicians are doing - to the over-taxed Australian.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 27 at 04:51 AM • permalink

  33. This mob are straight out of “The floggings will continue until morale improves” school of attitude adjustment.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 27 at 04:59 AM • permalink

  34. #32 Swinish,

    I can’t link to anything, but that email is spot on. *sigh*

    Send me a copy please, I’d like to have a word at Centrelink next time I have to sort out discrepancies in her pension.

    Posted by Pogria on 2008 03 27 at 05:10 AM • permalink

  35. #34, oops, I meant to say “next time I have to sort out discrepancies in my MUM’S pension”.

    Posted by Pogria on 2008 03 27 at 05:11 AM • permalink

  36. Will do, Pog.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 27 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  37. Mr Garrett, Mr Garrett, Mr Garretttttttttt.

    Mr Costello is using non recyclable black balloons as a political tool.

    Mr Garretttttttttttt

    Posted by mehaul on 2008 03 27 at 05:41 AM • permalink

  38. #11 (Mehaul)—

    That was exactly my first thought!  Morons, you’re using OIL BASED PRODUCTS thoughtlessly!! The energy wasted in having a computer on all weekend is nothing compared to the Gaia-rape committed by the Power Nazis and their balloon-based shenanigans!

    They’re making Gaia cry!  Make it stop!

    (Based on personal balloon-based shenanigans, I estimate 55 black balloons, so you Nena lovers, modify your lyrics!)

    Posted by hella on 2008 03 27 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  39. Is it just me or is Garnaut sounding a little bit like hes hedging his bets on the science in this article?
    He conceded there are “large uncertainties” surrounding the science of climate change.

    But then says because something might be happening we should live in grass huts and eat bugs anyway?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 27 at 06:45 AM • permalink

  40. #39
    Live in dung huts and drink urine?

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 27 at 06:50 AM • permalink

  41. Well if its good enough for Kate Blanchett…

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 27 at 06:52 AM • permalink

  42. frollicking, I don’t think her pile at Hunter’s Hill (or wherever) would be a pile of shit…
    er..

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 27 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  43. #32- It’s pretty convincing, but unfortunately it’s a viral that’s been floating around for years, originating in th US. Media Watch used it to belt the Cairns Post about the head a few weeks ago- best to delete it and inform the sender; while there are certain benefits given to refugees that OAPs don’t get, it’s best to use correct data to argue a case rather than rely on something which is easily and demonstably incorrect.

    I usually find my argument that by dismantling the welfare state and thus virtually eliminating taxation, families can sling their ageing rellos a quid and donate to charities who actually do something for those who deserve help, cutting out swathes of shiny-arsed lickspittles in government and booting Rev Tim out of his quarter mill a year earner, shuts up the whiniest rent-seeker, unless their family hates them and they’re complete arseholes- then they’re really in trouble.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 03 27 at 09:17 AM • permalink

  44. These people celebrate with black balloons?

    Truly, they are beyond parody.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 03 27 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  45. So plastic bags are evil, but shitloads of balloons are OK?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 03 27 at 12:03 PM • permalink

  46. An empty interrogation room bears mute testimony to Earth Hour Police efficiency.

    Eventually the floating black balloons of the interrogation room evolved into something more sinister.

    Posted by Apostic on 2008 03 27 at 12:24 PM • permalink

  47. [i…the reason I’m aware of this fact perhaps more than the typical person is that I often attend anti-war rallies, which is where communists really come out of the woodwork. In fact, not only are many of the people at these rallies up-front communists, but the rally organizers—groups like ANSWER and World Can’t Wait—are themselves communist organizations. I’d even go so far as to venture that the entire anti-war protest movement has been completely taken over by communists.

    I’d venture to say that the environmental “green” movement has been, as well.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 27 at 12:42 PM • permalink

  48. #47, That quote was taken from Zombietime, btw.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 27 at 12:45 PM • permalink

  49. How much energy is used in the manufacture of the black balloons?  How much carbon dioxide?

    In the inflation? (Energy and carbon dioxide)

    Do the police do their work in the dark?

    For the balloons filled with Helium, how much does the gas cost in energy and carbon dioxide?

    Who does the work the police ought to be doing?  How much does the duplication cost?

    Posted by Larry Sheldon on 2008 03 27 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  50. I love balloons, but they’re hardly biodegradable.

    Couldn’t they find any made of potato starch?

    Posted by carpefraise on 2008 03 28 at 03:08 AM • permalink

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