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Some lucky local blogger will soon be $10,000 richer:

Help SmartyHost in its quest to find Australia’s best blog. Register your blog for the SmartyBlog Awards and you could win the $10,000 cash grand prize or one of 10 SmartyBlog packages (worth $120 each). Tell us why your blog is Australia’s best Blog in 25 words of less.

Not much point entering if you’re conservative, however; one of the judges in this deal is standard-issue lefty Charles Wright. Aside from which, there’s the sheer indignity of claiming to run “Australia’s best Blog” ... in 25 words of less.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/09/2005 at 11:22 AM
  1. Tim,

    Clealry you have the best blof and I’ll bcak you up on that.

    Posted by ekw on 2005 11 09 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  2. The 25 words of Less :

    Not so much, sparsely, scantily, meagerly, exiguously, piddlingly, thinly, scarcely, rarely, infrequently, scatteringly,  spottily, in dribs and drabs, here and there, in places, in spots.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 11 09 at 12:52 PM • permalink

  3. Less less, less. Less less less (less) less! Less… less less; Less less less?

    Less less less less less less less less less less less.

    Posted by Matt Moore on 2005 11 09 at 01:02 PM • permalink

  4. Dang you Matt! That was my thought too.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2005 11 09 at 01:13 PM • permalink

  5. useless, clueless, painless, endless, diktioanryless, spineless, compassionless, joyless, careless, cheeseless, ball-less (ballless?), headless, topless, hatless, shoeless, pantless, beltless, pantiless, whiskeyless, ginless, scotchless, wineless, beerless, blogless, showerless.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2005 11 09 at 01:23 PM • permalink

  6. I’ll go out on a limb here, but I would think this could be described as Australia’s best blog in just four words (to borrow a recurring theme from Protein Wisdom):

    BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC!!!!

    Posted by Challeron on 2005 11 09 at 01:24 PM • permalink

  7. Great!  Just the chacne that Margo neads.

    Margo

    Posted by wronwright on 2005 11 09 at 01:30 PM • permalink

  8. Isn’t Margo one of the jugdes too?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2005 11 09 at 05:42 PM • permalink

  9. #3,

    You owe me a coffee, I just spat mine all over the keyboard laughing.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 11 09 at 07:19 PM • permalink

  10. Tim, how about 25 words on how the press pointed out your blog as why the righties are winning…?

    It probably won’t win but I just like hearing it…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 11 09 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  11. Maybe they should’ve skipped the “25 words or less” bullshit and just checked out the entrants’ blogs.

    Posted by slammer on 2005 11 10 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  12. The Black/Gay/westy guy has to be a shoo in for the bucks.
    He fits all the current leftist political criteria PLUS he’s got pics of his boyfriends nads after a hard night on the Jim Beam and cokes.
    How can you beat that? (note: site is not work safe or any safe no how).

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 11 10 at 04:00 AM • permalink

  13. About that site: I still think it’s fake. The black (or white or Asian or Hispanic or Arab) guy (or girl) seems to have constructed one of the silliest-ass blogs ever. Does anyone post to it? Is it a conservative seeing how far he can go to get some lefties to fall for it and admire him in the process? To win a bet? To win an award? If he exists as advertised, he could get a Chair at any modern university in America, no questions asked. Hell, they’d make him president at Harvard.

    Posted by ekw on 2005 11 10 at 04:13 AM • permalink

  14. sheesh, Charles Wright has the same blog in The Age and the SMH, but different comments section.  Thus The Age commenters have only promoted their own or tim dimlop or margoyle.  In the SMH I got in early and gave Mr Blair a plug (grovel).

    Posted by entropy on 2005 11 10 at 06:00 AM • permalink

  15. #12   the guy says Bob Brown can chow down on him anyday…
    Gotta be fake!
    sbs news tonite on Arnie’s drubbing - gloating that the L.A. papers had BOLD headlines.
          WRONWRIGHT ????????

    Posted by crash on 2005 11 10 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  16. less
    adj. A comparative of little.
    1. Not as great in amount or quantity: had less time to spend with the family.
    2. Lower in importance, esteem ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2005 11 10 at 09:10 PM • permalink

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