Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviewed by the New York Times:

NYT: I see your album is up [for a Grammy] against one by Al Franken, as well as another by Jon Stewart.

Triumph: Forces to be reckoned with, yes? They sure took down the president. And Franken’s liberal radio is really taking off. I own a conch shell with more listeners.

NYT: This happens to be an excellent age for puppets, what with ‘’Avenue Q’’ winning a Tony for Best Musical. Don’t you agree that puppets are flourishing?

Triumph: Sure, just look at the president—wait, I’ve got Al Franken’s jokes here by mistake.

NYT: Some people say dogs are what Democrats profess to be, because they are so inclusive and welcoming of people regardless of social class. What do you think?

Triumph: You’re not going to get me, liberal media, but I do grasp the concept. Like a lot of Democrats, we dogs can remain loyal for reasons we can no longer understand.

(Via Jim Treacher, still training Shandrelle)

Posted by Tim B. on 02/15/2005 at 09:39 AM
  1. Triumph the Right-Wing Shill!!

    And this week I’m training Marvin. Let’s just say it’s a good thing the cash register has big pictures of the food on it…

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 02/15 at 12:32 PM • permalink

  2. "Some people say dogs are what Democrats profess to be. . ."

    No, no, no, they’ve got it all wrong.  We say that Democrats are filthy flea-ridden mongrels.

    Geez, and to think that JEFF GANNON!!! was taken down for ridiculous agenda-serving softball questions.

    Posted by on 02/15 at 08:28 PM • permalink

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