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FRANCE EXPORTS FLAMES
You can take the cars out of France, but can’t take France out of the cars:
Hundreds of Iranian-made cars have suddenly caught fire on Iran’s roads over the past months, with police pointing to the Peugeot 405 as the main culprit.
Since the beginning of the Iranian year in March, there have been 125 incidents of cars catching fire without warning and then killing or injuring the occupants, traffic police chief Mohammad Rooyanian said Monday.
“Around 300 people have been killed or wounded and 40 percent of the fatalities were attributed to the Peugeot 405,” he told the hardline Kayhan newspaper …
The Peugeot 405 and other well-known models from the French carmaker have been manufactured under licence since 1990 by Iran Khodro, Iran’s largest car manufacturer.
The 405 and other French vehicles at least require some kind of encouragement before achieving flamehood in their native land; Iranian-built examples are self-igniters. And these guys want a nuclear plant?
Does Aminaderj—Amadinerhead—Imajekyllhyde—whatever—have one of these? *crosses fingers.*
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 01 at 11:50 PM • permalinkSpeaking of France and the external combustion engine, they’re at it again .
Shit, even the New Zealand “Car Industry” was capable of reassembling the disassembled cars they imported without making them flaming death traps!
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 01 02 at 12:12 AM • permalinkPRESIDENT OF IRAN PRESS RELEASE
Recently, it has come to the attention of the President that “youths” of no appearance, wearing black berets and red neckerchiefs and shirts with blue and white thin horizontals stripes, smelling of garlic have been responsible for numerous vehicles fires.
The president believes the root causes are that these youths feel alienated. Therefore forced reversions to Islam will be introduced. There… that’s better.
Additionally, The President would like to remind France that Allah, the most merciful and all knowing, has placed France at a specific distance from Iran for reasons unknown to mankind but which are totally unrelated to Iran’s effort to secure it’s safe, clean, peaceful and responsible efforts to reduce global warming by developing powerful nuclear .....aaah sorry.. nuclear power.
Thank you, drive safely and end Israel.
These cars are martyrs. After immolation, they immediately go to heaven where 72 oil changes await them.
Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 01 02 at 12:25 AM • permalinkI blame poisoned Jewish bananas and combustible bagel bombs myself.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 01 02 at 12:33 AM • permalinkBogart and Bacall.
Hepburn and Tracey.
Muslims and Burning Cars.
There are some couples you just can’t keep apart.
Posted by David Crawford on 2007 01 02 at 12:36 AM • permalinkI think the last comment by Tim “And these guys want a nuclear plant?” needs to be thought about in a different light?
If these cars indicate the state of the quality manufacturing in Iran this is another reason we should not give them the technology to build some N-plants.
Unless a shining but dead Iran country side is appealing to some…..mmmmm?
Posted by The Big Fish on 2007 01 02 at 01:49 AM • permalinkReady-made car bombs. Heh. Whatever will the Islamic Republic think of next?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 02 at 02:31 AM • permalinkI guess internal combustion engine doesn’t translate too easily into Persian.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 02 at 05:06 AM • permalinkHoWARD lied
French cars fried
Saddam died
Fisk cried
Islands sunk by tide
Sheep to keep their hide
Terry Lane to be our guide
Kofi sighed
Atomic reactors plied
Our time we bide
Until we say nighting nidePosted by mr creosote on 2007 01 02 at 06:57 AM • permalinkAbout my poem, be not so snide
You wound my pride
Allah be my guide
Your head from neck I will divide
Seventytwo goats to be at my side
“That will be ecstasy”, I sighedPosted by mr creosote on 2007 01 02 at 07:14 AM • permalinkHow Tasty Was My Little Peugeot #108:
Peugeot Flambe
Mais oui, c’est un recipe formidable! Une repas vraiment splendide toujours! Tres bien avec les musselmans magnifiques d’Iran….
1. Prendez les musselmans dans la Peugeot.
2. Ouvrez la petrol, et pour sur la tout de la Peugeot.
3. Faire un match.
4. Commencez la promenade. Et voila!!!I’d tell you, Grimmy, but it’s so tedious and bourgeois to use Google.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 01 02 at 07:10 PM • permalinkThe gene deep sense of uselessness and futility inbred into the french, combined with the general mulsim practice of self immolation in response to stressors generated by delusional reality constructs may be a “root cause” (also works when translated into Ozlander) for this explody trend amongst cars born in france but built by muslims.
This COULD be a brilliant passive-aggressive counterattack by the French… but I bet they don’t even have les bolloques to claim credit for it…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 01 02 at 09:15 PM • permalinkSo we have splodeymobiles for splodeydopes?
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 01 02 at 10:13 PM • permalink
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More proof of Franco-Islamic Spontaneous Combustion. Disprove that, Amazing Randi!