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It’s the Michael Moore dog chew-toy!

Posted by Tim B. on 05/07/2005 at 12:57 PM

  1. Is it filled with chicken hearts or just jelly aspic.

    Posted by ninme on 2005 05 07 at 03:58 PM • permalink

  2. I dunno, Tim.  That could make any healthy dog turn into a really sick animal, and might be viewed as animal cruelty.

    I think I’d buy a few for the rifle range, instead.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 05 07 at 03:59 PM • permalink

  3. I’m glad you identified it. I thought, at first, it was the top half of a cookie jar.

    Posted by paco on 2005 05 07 at 04:07 PM • permalink

  4. Actually, I thought it was pretty realistic.  I mean, look at the gravy stains on his upper lip and on his chin, cheeks, and neck.  Just like the original.

    Posted by JayC on 2005 05 07 at 04:12 PM • permalink

  5. I wonder if my cat would use it as a scratching post.

    Posted by terryelee on 2005 05 07 at 04:36 PM • permalink

  6. I can just see how they’ll treat this over at WebDiary and You’re Democracy?... “Tim Blair Abuses Puppies!”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 07 at 06:06 PM • permalink

  7. The Real JeffS — Buy a couple and hang them from the target frame.  Probably more of a moving target than the real thing and you get to practice that special knot, too…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 07 at 07:03 PM • permalink

  8. Okay.  You just about knocked my eyes out with that.  Do you honestly think I’d give something like that to my sweet, loving, cherished dog?  What kind of monster do you think I am?

    [/walks off muttering]

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 05 07 at 07:27 PM • permalink

  9. That’s the only thing that’s ever made me wish I had a pit bull!!

    An extremely nasty pit bull.

    Posted by rinardman on 2005 05 07 at 07:42 PM • permalink

  10. Me too, rinardman. I’m tempted to get a dog just for the pleasure of seeing it chew up that toy!

    Posted by JimC on 2005 05 07 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  11. why exactly is the “Farenheit 911” DVD on sale at ABC stores?

    Posted by Secret Squirrel on 2005 05 07 at 08:46 PM • permalink

  12. Secret Squirrel -

    At a guess, because the ABC is run by leftist wankers.

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2005 05 07 at 09:06 PM • permalink

  13. Secret Squirrel,

    It doesn’t surprise me the ABC shop is selling “Farenheit 911” DVDs.  A well known Australian University was considering making a semester long subject out of it.  I kid you not.

    Posted by Bruneidaze on 2005 05 07 at 09:15 PM • permalink

  14. What sort of monster would given something as foul as that to a dog?

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 05 07 at 09:24 PM • permalink

  15. This is for larger dogs, I presume. Great Danes perhaps?

    Posted by Scott R on 2005 05 08 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  16. Real JeffS and richard mcenroe - already I can hear the RSPCA squealing with outrage!

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 05 08 at 02:19 AM • permalink

  17. How about ‘Michael Moore Buttplugs’? The Daily Kos crowd would love it!

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 05 08 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  18. SwinishCapitalist — Why?  We stopped using real puppies.  Range clean-up was a bitch.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 08 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  19. Deo Vindice — Head-shaped, so they recognize the feeling?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 08 at 01:04 PM • permalink

  20. I know a family with an adorable Lab puppy who is getting one of these from me forthwith.

    Oh, and they’re Democrats. Muhahaha.

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2005 05 08 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  21. We can expect to see Michael Moore flms as essential texts for the NSW HSC soon.

    No doubt there’ll also be a crop of postgraduate theses along the lines of, Deconstructing the Bush Administration: An Analysis of Michael Moore as an Agent of Cultural and Political Change; Working towards A New Societal Paradigm.

    Should be good enough for a PhD from any of the redneck universities. Perhaps Dr Ivan Milat Molloy could be the supervisor.

    Posted by mr magoo on 2005 05 08 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  22. Anything that teaches dogs to chew on Michael Moore’s head is a Good Thing.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 05 09 at 07:31 AM • permalink

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