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Collected some Weapons of Mucus Destruction this evening as part of my so-called War on Sinus. Young woman behind the pharmacy counter. Raining outside. In the role of typical idiot customer, I say: “Unhappy weather.” Not looking up, she answers: “It’s an unhappy weekend.” Then, turning towards the street, she adds: “This is London weather. Solidarity.”
Australians travel a great deal. London is a prime destination. Currently nine Australians are listed as injured, one critically. Five may have been aboard the bus that was blown apart. Had Australians completely escaped harm, however, feelings here would remain just as high; we hurt deeply for England. And, following Bali, we’re very alert to terrorist claims and media analysis of those claims, which leads us to be sceptical about this:
A group calling itself “The Secret Organization of Al Qaeda in Europe” posted a statement on an internet site, claiming responsibility for the deadly attacks that hit London on Thursday.
But MSNBC TV translator Jacob Keryakes said that the statement in which the group claimed responsibility for the attacks contained an error in one of the Qura’nic verses it cited. That suggests that the claim is phony, he said.
“This is not something Al Qaeda would do,” he said.
Asks reader Daniel Lewis: “The Jews perhaps?” But I have a more sophisticated theory:
London’s streets creaked and rattled with nervous new cyclists Friday after bicycle sales rocketed in the wake of bomb blasts on three underground trains and a double-decker bus.
Damn bike cartels.
Uh, Rebecca, read it again.
That said I don’t think it’s Al Qaeda at all, the death toll just isn’t high enough, they’d of used more powerful explosives. An Al Qaeda wannabe group sounds about right though.
Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 08 at 02:04 PM • permalinkAnd we all know the terrorists never make any mistakes. There aren’t any available for them because Bush and Blair have taken them all. Neat how it works out, huh? All the mistakes are made by only one side. Certainly makes it easier to figure out what’s going on.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2005 07 08 at 02:28 PM • permalinkHmmmm ..... maybe it’s time we starting thinking outside the box, like the moonbats do.
So this organization misspelled one of the Qura’nic verses? Who do we know who frequently misspells words on his web site? So frequently, that Tim B often ridicules him for it?
CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE !!!!!!!
/moonbat mode off
Now my head hurts. I need a drink.
Perhaps the cover was soaked in Pigs Blood and then pages were ripped out and used as exfoliant by menstruating women like mine was.
Did you know that Bacon is a marvelous Koran preserver? The pages also make for wonderful shrimp wraps, simply wrip out a page from the terrorists religous manual, and add a shrimp to the middle, then sprinkle with Parsley and wrap it up. Bake until the page is as black as a jihadis heart. To serve discard the vile words of the paedophile prophet Mo and pop the Shrimp in the mouth.
Anyone else got something useful for the koran (apart from emergency bog roll)?
Oops, my mistake. It doesn’t let al-Qaeda off the hook, though. It’s possible their franchises in Europe are just poorly educated in the Koran. Or, since they’re doing it for God anyway, maybe they haven’t bothered to take credit, preferring to let some moonbat jump in and make the claim.
And then, again, there is the remote possibility that it wasn’t a Muslim group at all.
Sorry for your loss Oz, as well as the Brits.
Whomever the cowardly bastards were (I’m betting on the islamapsyhcopathic’s)Chechens, Mad Turks, IRA, Ghosts of Che Brigade, Milosevic Minions, Al Qaeda, these running filthy dogs, need to be hunted down, interrogated (preferred method testicles in vices) then slaughtered.
Still chuckle when I think about the dopey anchorman who reported on some US station that guards in Guantanamo had “flushed a Korean down the toilet.”
Posted by JJM Ballantyne on 2005 07 09 at 11:27 AM • permalink
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Perhaps they’re just getting a bit behind with their bible studies.