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<< OUT DAMNED BUT ~ MAIN ~ WAR PREDICTED >>

FLEE THE OLDSMOBILE

Iowahawk is overrun with guest commentators. Here’s Senator Edward Kennedy:

It is time for us to recognize that our continued presence in this volatile region is a hinderance to the Oldsmobile and its people.

And eighth-year journalism student Keanu Burge:

With every passing day under BushCo, this country creeps farther and farther beyond the ragged edge of mass political madness, into a sickening extremist mobius strip Texas twilight zone of fat, hydra-headed oilmen electrocuting the innocent while money-green puke gushes from their eye sockets across a basketball court covered in Eggo toaster waffles.

1. Mmmm…  Basketball court covered in Eggo toaster waffles.

   Posted by carpetback on 2005 01 29 at 04:29 AM • permalink



2. Once in a lifetime opportunity: Trade your Oldsmobile in for a BushCo.

   For security, and reliability, go for BushCo!

   Posted by Sheriff on 2005 01 29 at 06:22 AM • permalink



3. As the former owner of an Olds (a ‘79 Cutlass Salon, to be exact), I can echo the call to flee these fearsome beasts.

   Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 01 29 at 11:35 AM • permalink



4. I’ve been known to write run-on sentences and purple prose, but, man, that is just… like, awesome!

   Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 01 29 at 11:47 AM • permalink



5. Sounds like Keanu just discovered Hunter Thompson.  Doesn’t get him right, but discovered him.

   Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 01 29 at 02:26 PM • permalink



6. Keanu presents a case against children playing to many video games.

   Posted by Looneyc on 2005 01 31 at 07:39 AM • permalink



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