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FILM VIEWED

A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD were shocked to find a sex film instead. Still, they got their money’s worth:

Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne, from Wellington, Somerset, had been expecting to enjoy The Pajama Game.

Instead they were confronted by Italian sex film - Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion.

“It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches,” Mr Leigh-Browne said.

“My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn’t believe what we were seeing.”

1. take it out deeper!!!

   Posted by guinsPen on 2005 01 29 at 12:30 AM • permalink



2. So, where can I get a copy?

   Posted by Sortelli on 2005 01 29 at 12:54 AM • permalink



3. “Le tue tette son’ come dei meloni Toscani”, translates as “Your breasts are like melons from Tuscany.”

   Posted by harry hutton on 2005 01 29 at 01:00 AM • permalink



4. Great googlie mooglie, I just read the article and it’s like something out of the Onion, in an alternate world where the Onion is still writing funny things.

   I love how the couple notes that there was “no plot”.

   Posted by Sortelli on 2005 01 29 at 01:06 AM • permalink



5. It reminds me of the Islington Borough Council initiative a couple of years back where all these pasty faced, coke bottle glassed wowsers descended upon the district’s strip bars in order to determine whether or not they’d be offended by the goings on…

   Posted by murph on 2005 01 29 at 01:15 AM • permalink



6. “My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn’t believe what we were seeing.”

   They’ll watch it again just to be sure they’re as shocked as they think they are.

   Posted by Craig Mc on 2005 01 29 at 01:26 AM • permalink



7. Make that that they’ll watch it three times just to ensure they were really shocked like they thought they were all along.

   Can’t quite remember what Martin from The Simpsons said when Bart showed the kids a porn film, but it was something along the lines of “disgusting, but strangely alluring”.

   No plot in a porn film, now that, ahem, genuinely comes a shock.

   Mind you I’ve heard Willies: What A Wonder, in true European style, is a subtle, deep film that deconstructs the male appendage.

   What a pair of…melons Mr and Mrs Leigh-Browne are.

   Posted by Major Anya on 2005 01 29 at 01:47 AM • permalink



8. “they watched it to the end”...

   his or hers?

   Posted by localharbor on 2005 01 29 at 02:26 AM • permalink



9. One of the things which struck me about the transition from VHS to DVD was that it would no longer be possible to see Smurf and Teletubby videos, which had been hired to amuse the tots, unexpectedly overwritten with something that might be more amusing to the babysitter. Of course I hadn’t reckoned on people being able to burn their own DVD’s. So, babysitters of the future need not fear being denied the accidental opportunity to enjoy such Kiwi classics as “Prince Farming”, “Cattle of Lust!” and “Deep Goat”.

   Posted by Jim Geones on 2005 01 29 at 04:19 AM • permalink



10. And doesn’t the BBC love a Baptists-shocked-by-sex-story.

    Cliched and boring and stupid.

    Posted by ilibcc on 2005 01 29 at 07:01 AM • permalink



11. Vampyros Lesbos is better :)

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 01 29 at 08:30 AM • permalink



12. Cliched and boring and stupid

    CBS!
    or teddy kennedy…

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 01 29 at 01:01 PM • permalink



13. I’m still holding out for Zapped! 3 — The College Years...

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 01 29 at 05:15 PM • permalink



14. localharbor — His first, as usual…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 01 29 at 05:16 PM • permalink



15. Be nice.  They watched it to the end because they thought Doris Day would eventually show up.

    Posted by Attila on 2005 01 30 at 12:21 AM • permalink



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