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FAKE RANGER IN REAL JAIL

Terry Lane’s favourite US serviceman is in custody following assault and court order violation charges. Happy New Year, Jesse Macbeth! (Click for an earlier item on Mr Lane.)

Posted by Tim B. on 12/30/2006 at 11:33 PM
  1. Keep in custody.  Permanently.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2006 12 30 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  2. Oh, the irony.  I wonder if this will get the same media play his earlier brush with fame got…not!

    Posted by trainer on 2006 12 30 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  3. These difficulties in his life are obviously caused by Post Imaginative Stress Disorder.

    Maybe there’s a ‘Department of Fake Veterans Affairs’ which Mike Hudson can put him onto for support.

    Posted by Penguin on 2006 12 31 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  4. Free Republic has a thread on this, including MacBeth’s rapsheet at post 13.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 12 31 at 12:13 AM • permalink

  5. Wait a minute. Is he really in jail, or is he faking that, too? The only thing I hate more than a guy who lies about his military record is a guy who inflates his rapsheet.

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 31 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  6. ‘MacBeth’ has been known as a tragedy for about 400 years.

    Posted by Penguin on 2006 12 31 at 12:27 AM • permalink

  7. What is it about peace activists and their violence?

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2006 12 31 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  8. #1 a new device from Paco Enterprises might help.  the Permanent And Complete Onanizer causes the wearer to stay safely in his room at home wanking, rather than perpetrating assaults & credit card fraud & wanking for the media

    Posted by KK on 2006 12 31 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  9. “Crazy.  Crazy for lying about all.”  Jesse Terry Lane Macbeth, if he were impersonating Patsy Cline.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 12 31 at 12:38 AM • permalink

  10. Hey, he was a good guy, until all those imagined atrocities in Iraq turned him into the brutal retard he is today.

    Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 12 31 at 12:44 AM • permalink

  11. Finally he can face justice for murdering all of those innocent Iraqis.

    Posted by Crusader_ on 2006 12 31 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  12. Peace, activist.

    Posted by Mark V. on 2006 12 31 at 01:08 AM • permalink

  13. Macbeth, you say?

    “Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 12 31 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  14. Terry Lane must be crushed. Has anyone sent him the number of a good psychiatrist?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2006 12 31 at 01:26 AM • permalink

  15. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if the truth don’t fit - you must acquit.

    Jesse MacBeth is innocent….of something.

    Posted by Penguin on 2006 12 31 at 01:29 AM • permalink

  16. So who is more stupid, Lane or Macbeth?

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2006 12 31 at 01:31 AM • permalink

  17. 16 Ian Deans

    So who is more stupid, Lane or Macbeth?

    Ummm, tough one…but I’d say both a few bricks short.

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 12 31 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  18. You know what’s cool about that guy? His head looks like an egg with the facial features drawn on in black texter. Look at his eyebrows!

    Posted by Amos on 2006 12 31 at 01:50 AM • permalink

  19. #16 Ian Deanes

    So who is more stupid, Lane or Macbeth?

    Jesse-boy is a just a dim-witted poseur, a thoroughly pedestrian idiot. Lane, on the other hand, should damn well know better—he’s paid to know better—and he fits the full definition of an Idiotarian.

    Lane’s stupidity is by far the more egregious.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 31 at 01:51 AM • permalink

  20. he’s an unlawful combatant, isn’t he? Can I suggest he share a cell with…

    BTW I have a very simple new year’s wish. I pray to God that we (ie, America but with a whole lotta love from us armchair warmongers here in Oz) can succeed in Iraq. At least enough to get her up and running. That is my prayer

    Posted by JonathanH on 2006 12 31 at 01:52 AM • permalink

  21. In my last comment, there’s an extra “e” in your name Ian. I have no idea how it got there, as I “copied & pasted”...

    My apologies.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 31 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  22. Maybe this time he can pretend to be a lawyer.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 12 31 at 02:32 AM • permalink

  23. Far be it from me to got O/T unless there is cricket involved, however I’m sure Tim would be pleased to know of The Chaser’s War [The broken link that was here has been removed. The Management.] on Everything includes him.

    In Denmark, the Jyllands-Posten newspaper published 12 cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed to explore the topic of censorship. It ended up proving censorship’s virtues when the Muslim world exploded in anger over the perceived blasphemy. The images were first published in Australia on Tim Blair’s blog; disappointingly, he was not among the casualties.

    These tards are disappointed that Tim wasn’t killed by murderous Islamic scum? Nice.

    Posted by CB on 2006 12 31 at 02:33 AM • permalink

  24. Sorry for the broken link.Click.

    Posted by CB on 2006 12 31 at 02:35 AM • permalink

  25. Will Jesse be forced to surrender his five Congressional Medals of Honor too?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 12 31 at 02:44 AM • permalink

  26. Too funny!  To steal a quote from Clint Eastwood, you’ve made my 24 hour period.

    Posted by blogagog on 2006 12 31 at 02:44 AM • permalink

  27. CB: it also shows that they don’t give a shit about the people who were killed either.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 12 31 at 02:46 AM • permalink

  28. with the jesse macbeth story scotched you’d hope Lane’s fans would begin

    To doubt the equivocation of the fiend
    That lies like truth (Act V, scene V)

    but i bet the story will live with the name dropped, and will have the shelf life of a plastic turkey

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 31 at 02:55 AM • permalink

  29. #23 CB

    Proved censorship’s virtues???

    Are they irony-challenged, or just fucking stupid?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 31 at 02:57 AM • permalink

  30. Re: my #29

    On that topic: 2007: the Year of Shutting Up

      I called 2006 “The Year of Speaking Dangerously,” and that was before anyone likely imagined seeing “Behead Those Who Insult Islam” placards on jihadist display outside the Danish Embassy in London. What kind of year will 2007 be? What I fear most is that it will turn out to be “The Year of Shutting Up.” As in: Why speak dangerously when you can simply not speak at all?
      In fact, the Year of Shutting Up probably began back in September when Pope Benedict famously argued that the practice of forced conversion — key to Islamic expansion over the centuries — is inimical to both faith and reason. The eruption of anger among Muslims at such criticism was instantaneous and severe. Just shut up, the umma exclaimed. Basically, the pope did exactly that.

    The Chasers Wankers at The Age would probably think that’s just peachy.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 31 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  31. Well I don’t know about others, but when I joined up, I was taught as a BKC 1 (Baby Killer, First Class), how to stutter like a moron, wear a crappy little ‘tashe, wear my uniform in a manner which would guarantee me a good smacking from any NCO who saw me. My Sergeant told me so (now what was his name again? McDeath or something?)
    This knucklef*cking moron was actually believed by people, including so called journalists. My poor little mind boggles, it really does.
    Hope someone shows him a little “summer loving” inside.
    Even if it is winter there. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 31 at 04:17 AM • permalink

  32. 185, of course people believed him - if you want to believe something, some pesky facts aren’t going to stop you.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2006 12 31 at 04:27 AM • permalink

  33. #32 Ian: It’s the truthieness of it isn’t it?
    After all, it bespeaks a certain truth?
    F*ck me, I’m turning into Terry Lane!
    Please, someone lend me a length of rope or a handgun to eat!
    Wouldn’t wish turning into him on any man.

    Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 31 at 05:23 AM • permalink

  34. 17 El Cid:

    16 Ian Deans

      So who is more stupid, Lane or Macbeth?

    Ummm, tough one…but I’d say both a few bricks short.


    Yes. A few fries short of a happy meal.
    ...a few ants short of a picnic.
    ...a few quarks short of a subatomic particle.

    Speaking of which…
    “That Lane fellow is safe enough writing, but I’d sure hate to see him working with subatomic particles.”

    *Baddaboom!*

    Posted by ErnieG on 2006 12 31 at 08:50 AM • permalink

  35. I’d bet dollars to donuts, if I wasn’t trying to lose weight, that the jailers have already had to put McBeth into protective housing.

    No way in hell that weak suck can stand up strong enough to keep the predators at bey. He’s also not going to be able to keep his mouth shut enough to keep from drawing their attention.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 31 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  36. MacBeth becoming someone’s bitch in jail?  That sounds appropriate, somehow.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 12 31 at 12:06 PM • permalink

  37. #20, from your lips to God’s ear, coach.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 12 31 at 02:56 PM • permalink

  38. #1 a new device from Paco Enterprises might help.  the Permanent And Complete Onanizer causes the wearer to stay safely in his room at home wanking, rather than perpetrating assaults & credit card fraud & wanking for the media

    To: Paco

    From: Albert Bell Gore, President in Exile and Right Reverend Priest of Gaia

    Subject:  Patent Infringement

    Please be advised that I already invented the Internet…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 12 31 at 07:45 PM • permalink

  39. To: Al Gore, Ex-Vice President of the U.S. and Current Den Mother of Gaia Troop #1

    From: Paco

    There must have been a slip-up at the U.S. Patent Office, old boy. My attorneys have found no evidence of your connection to the internet. Nice try, though.

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 31 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  40. From: Al “Bojangles” Gore, Hippest Legitimate President Alive
    To: Paco

    Fool!  Mock me, will you!  Feel the fury of Gaia’s wrath!  I shall invoke Gerbal Worming to send blizzards upon you!

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 01 01 at 02:56 AM • permalink

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