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FAKE BUT JEW
From the Australian Jewish News:
Further background here and here.
Well, deja vu….
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: ‘Naughtius Maximus’.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it’s a joke, sir… like, uh, ‘Sillius Soddus’ or… ‘Biggus Dickus’, sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What’s so funny about “Biggus Dickus? ”
Centurion: Well, it’s a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.My good freinds Moishe Riser, Sophie A. Bulgaria, and Sidney Harborbridge tell me there’s nothing to this story.
Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 03 08 at 11:55 AM • permalinkCall for Mike Hunt. Is Mike Hunt here? Can somebody find Mike Hunt?
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 03 08 at 12:06 PM • permalinkIs ‘Reich’ a Jewish surname?
/suspicious
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 08 at 12:13 PM • permalinkIs Antony going for the Jesus look? Or is that his attempt at the Che look?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 08 at 12:32 PM • permalinkI’m looking for Mr. Jaanus, is there a Hugh Jaanus around??
Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 03 08 at 12:34 PM • permalinkHeywood Jablome? And there’s always The Chaser for Al Kyder and Terry Wrist. Link
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 08 at 12:45 PM • permalinkPW,
That just means that he is, um, independent of the knowledge of Hebrew!
Posted by Major John on 2007 03 08 at 02:56 PM • permalink# 418 is a Hugh G. Fallis from Cottesloe in WA. Gotta read it slowly but…
I am also pretty sure that Phil McKrakin is a dodgy one, too.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 08 at 05:35 PM • permalink#18
Speaking of nothing wrong with it, saddened by the death of John Inman. He was funny.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 05:54 PM • permalinkHmmmm.
I’ve got to stop reading this blog at work. I nearly passed out from laughing too hard.
Posted by memomachine on 2007 03 08 at 05:58 PM • permalinkAmanda Hugnkiss! I’m looking for Amanda Hugnkiss! Heh Heh Heh.
Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 08 at 06:05 PM • permalinkAlso stricken from the list and stifled into silence was one Adolph Hitler of Berlin who had previously appeared at #403. Seems there was some disquiet among the IAJV’s about Adolph’s nationality.
Never mind. That well known Australian independent Jewish voice, Damian Lataan of Verdun, South Australia has jumped to fill the breach at #416.
Here are some real Jewish names for Antony to study.
#28 that phrase reminds me of this video clip.
#15
You’ve got to love an “Independent Jewish Voice” who doesn’t even know his way around basic Hebrew…
Or a journalist who doesn’t know his way around Google!
#22
Loewenstein couldn’t hope to make it as a clever one, so he’s cornered the market as the Celebrity Dumb Jew.
Loewenstein and pointless academic Peter Slezak were being taunted on Radio National (Audio here) last night. At 19m40s, the announcer asked a direct question of Loewenstein. Peter Slezak chimed in with “Uh.. Antony was pointing at me, can I take that up?”. I guess he can’t work unscripted.
Near the end of the program during talkback, Loewenstein was accused of hypocricy for censoring comments to his blog. The announcer asked him for a response. Instead, Loewenstein ‘boasted’ about some of the celebrity names he had on the list. Some response!
The man is a clueless fool.
We should have already known that considering he’s in bed with people who will cut of his head, but damn… I had no idea he was that dumb! Gosh, I hope he doesn’t think I’m “vilifying” him here because of his beliefs, if I met a Rabbi’s son who was dumb, I’d call him that as well, so it’s not a Zionist Attack™, Loewenstein’s just a schmuck (and probably doesn’t know what schmuck means either).
#31 Dang, I’d like to sign. Is there some form or other I can fill out that would make me Jewish?
Bet this letter doesn’t attract near as much publicity on the ABC and Fairfax.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 07:20 PM • permalinkOh Tim, you’re so transparently out of your league on this one it’s not funny.
Good thing you were clever enough to just repost the AJN hack job and leave your commenting monkeys to do the dirty work for you.
So brave.
How about you critique the IAJV and its agenda (really, this is the big story) rather than resort to republishing childish and petty personal attacks on easy targets.
Speaking of childish, how about someone who screws up a web page because she’s so busy frothing at the keyboard that she can’t be bothered to watch what she clicks? Underlining turned off, and rude and pointless troll banned. The Management.
I guess one option Antony could examine in future to avoid being an easy target is to not be a fuckwit.
Just a suggestion.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 08:03 PM • permalinkNatashja has been banned. Oddly enough, she joined the website two years ago and has posted a total of eight comments. That’s a long time to seethe.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 03 08 at 08:05 PM • permalinkUpdate: hm… apparently she’s Antony’s girlfriend. Birds of a feather…
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 03 08 at 08:08 PM • permalink#36 IAJV and it’s agenda. Fuck me. Who the hell cares what 120 no-account piss-ant bedwetting fake Jews think on issues relating to the future of the Jewish people? How many nights have they spent in bomb shelters? How many buses/pizza parlours/fruit markets have they seen blown up? Do they do reserve duty every year? Do they pay taxes in Israel? Every Arab Israeli who pays taxes has more right to publicly criticise Israel than these traitorous fuckers.
Try inhaling your latte froth next time instead of posting it.
A sleeper troll, AH.
Not that tash fits this category, but some of my favourite members are the long time ones who don’t post often but post great stuff when they do.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 08:09 PM • permalink#36
How about you critique the IAJV and its agenda
You mean it’s false agenda?
The one where Antony Loewenstein, who has previously written that he is a “Jew who doesn’t believe in the concept of a Jewish state” is now trying to use a watered down petition to attract naive lefties?Sure. Let’s critique it.
Where do we start?
Antony’s claim: Critics of Israel are silenced. Well, I think he’s roundly disproved that himself, but if you are still in doubt, click on the “media” links on his website or the IAJV site. Other first-time talentless authors can only dream of such “silencing”.
Antony’s claim: There is no diversity of discussion within the Jewish community. Well, take a look at the Australian Jewish News to see what a total lie that is.
Antony’s claim: There is a groundswell of support for his new movement. Well, when you consider there are about 120 000 Jews in Australia, and he is aiming for 1000 signatures, that would mean he has the “support” of less than one per cent of the community. Of course he hasn’t actually got 1000 signatures, he’s got around 3-400 (depending whether you include the fake names or not) so thus far, his ‘breakaway movement’ has about 0.001 per cent of the popular opinion.
The bottom line: His argument is completely unpopular, but he can’t accept that and is opting for martyrdom instead.
The North American Man-Boy Love Assocation (NAMBLA) also has unpalatable views, and believes their inability to air them in the media represents some form of censorship.
Is that enough critique for you? Oh, sorry Natashja, you’ve been banned. Perhaps you can start a petition. I’m sure my mate “Mike Hunt” would love to sign it.
For your amusement: here’s a little exchange between her and me (bad grammar chosen deliberately, as you will see when you click the link and read down to where her comments start). I don’t know why I didn’t ban her ages ago—she’s a right little witch. Or maybe I was in a tolerant mood back then.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 03 08 at 08:11 PM • permalinkAccording to this IAJV has a way to go yet to achieve the membership numbers of NAMBLA, estimated at one time to be 1100
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 08:17 PM • permalinkWell, when you consider there are about 120 000 Jews in Australia, and he is aiming for 1000 signatures, that would mean he has the “support” of less than one per cent of the community. Of course he hasn’t actually got 1000 signatures, he’s got around 3-400 (depending whether you include the fake names or not) so thus far, his ‘breakaway movement’ has about 0.001 per cent of the popular opinion.
Are the signatories even all Australian (the real ones, I mean)? Scrolling through the list earlier, my eye was caught by a Baroness Somethingorother who’s apparently sitting in the British House of Lords for the Labour Party.
#51 Anyone who wants a good laugh should try and get hold of greenpeace or getup petitions and find the whereabout of signatories.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 08:23 PM • permalinkI dunno why, but everytime I scroll past Ant’s mugshot, I keep on thinking about that PETA ad Tim had up for a while.
No, not the photos of the attractive and partially clad PETA wenches! No, I’m reminded of that ad with “Pink” or whatever her name was.
Bizarre…..there’s no physical resemblance, maybe it’s the rampant idiocy exuded by both of these characters. A sort of mential Eau de idiot, mayhaps?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 08 at 08:35 PM • permalinkOMIGAWD!!! Natashja is gonna get me now! I mis-spelled “mental” as “mential”!!!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 08 at 08:37 PM • permalink# 54 You are probably thinking of the sheep’s arse.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 08:37 PM • permalinkAnt looks like a potential candidate for this site though not sure if he would make the lower end of the IQ cut-off
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 08:59 PM • permalink[url=
Andrew]http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/his_questionable_hebrew/]Andrew Bolt[/url] is having fun with this as well.I wonder if that article will make Loewenstein’s “Media” page?
Oh dear.
Antony’s publisher, Louise Adler is having a cry in The Australian, about fake names turning up on his petition.
I see that Stevan Segal has made the list. I’m suspecting that there are quite a few joke names in there besides the obvious.
Posted by Jack Lacton on 2007 03 08 at 10:04 PM • permalink#61 Ooooooh Louise reads headlines she doesn’t like in the Australian Jewish News. Her middle name must be “Danger”.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 10:17 PM • permalink# 54 You are probably thinking of the sheep’s arse.
Right you are, MM! Right you are!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 08 at 10:24 PM • permalinkTake out the personal pro-nouns and the material that Ant and Louise “Danger” Adler write about their silencing, and nothing remains.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 10:50 PM • permalinkFake Jews. Fake turkeys. Counterfeiting is a serious problem these days.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 08 at 10:53 PM • permalinkOf course, the Oz has no area to comment on Louise’s article about the silencing of dissent.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 08 at 11:01 PM • permalinkAntony is a big shmuck and i am sure his girl freind Natashja is well aware of that too!
he is unable to grasp the fundamental princible of Islam that no non islamic self governing state is permitted to exist whithin lands of the Ummah. It must be retaken for the honor of Islam and those within severly punished and reduced to slavery.
Hammas Fatah Alqsa martyrs and just about every islamic leader has been shouting this from the rooftops for decades.
One wonders if his grand parents who were probably German jews had the same incrompehension, when Hitler shouted in German that he would annhillste european Jewry. Perhaps they had more sense and escaped to Australia.
Even if we assume that there are moderate pelstinians who would welcome a two state solution, what chance would they have in the “democratic” elections that jimmy carter drooled over? They would be seen shortly after hangin from lamposts as traitors to Islamic jihad.
So it is left to the American politicians an to support a two state solution when most know it is impossible to achieve.
For the last fifty years israel has defended its right to exist from Islamists who will never abandon their aims to destroy it.
it is not a political conflict it is a religious one.
Now after 911, the west is beggining to understand that what applies to Israel eventually will apply to it also. Except that most of the west (apart from Spain) is outside the ummah- the land of the enemy which doeas not receive the level of vitriolic hatred that israel does. Because the west is not an insult to the honor of Islam, merely lands that must be taken ultimately for booty and submission.More heartless nazi crushing of dissent here, where Ants Blowenstein’s publisher gets a full quarter page of the op/ed section in the only national broadsheet, defending her signature on the Bedoiun Boosters press release.
How can they possibly get their message of HAMAS hugging out in the public arena, when they’re relegated to page 14 for fucks sake?
#74
Especially when they haven’t washed.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 09 at 12:32 AM • permalinkOkay, I know the off-topic topic was yesterday, but I interrupt this thread to bring you Bowatchwawewah.
It’s a little childish I know, but Mandy Lifeboats, Don Keedick, Buster Bloodvessel, Mentor-Lee D’Sturbed, Raoul N’Tando, Sue Perdupa, Clare Voyant, Paddy O’Furniture, Yassin Didi, Stu Pidarse, Amanda Lynn, Stig Matize, Di Rhea, Anne T. D’Louvian, Lilli Liverd, Pete Zapeye, Al Bakerki, P. Nile-Shaft, Solly Tude, Ray D’Ation, Sandy Nister, Jenny Tallwarts, Laura Dajungl, Bea Foranafta, Preston Hirtitz, Wayne Kmeoff, Ann Chovee, Uri Naritract, Dee Lapidatid, Axel Larator, Con Volutid, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity all agree that rAnt Lowesteem is a complete shmendrick with a face like condemned veal and the brains of a pea.
Update: Loewenstein suspects he’s not being silenced after all.
#78 - Sorry, I love you, but that’s just stupid.
#80, 82. Thanks. That was me. \(^o^)/
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 03:09 AM • permalink#76 Dan you should have warned us. I nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard!
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 03 09 at 04:38 AM • permalinkThe have no sense of humour. Finbarr Saunders at 477 has been deleted.
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 03 09 at 05:42 AM • permalinkthey’re quick- Vidkun Quisling lasted just 8 minutes
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 03 09 at 06:04 AM • permalinkCommenting Monkeys?
Natasha, you are coming across like the guy doing all the talking in that video.
Which would make Ant the one sitting on the steps.More fake names at “Independent Jewish Voices”
Goa Tse
Ezer Shtuyot (Hebrew for “what rubbish”)
Al K. Hallick
Lech Lazazel (Hebrew for “go to hell”)
From IsraellycoolIt’s a massacre I tell you! Damian Lataan, who is a genuine and heartfelt supporter of Klub Kapo, has just had his throat cut as quick as you could poison a Palestinian well.
Strange really. OK, Damian would never claim he was a Jew but he has never really said anything that Loewenstein hasn’t. In fact the Ant gets much of his material from the Dhimmian Lataanazi (aka The Verdun Fruitbat). And both sites attract antisemites like blowflies to a sheep’s bum in summer.
My Goa Tse has been exposed, as has Mohammed Goldberg.
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 09 at 07:49 AM • permalinkWell, Sol Dussout is gone, but I P Freely is in.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 03 09 at 07:51 AM • permalinkOhhh, check out the latest one: Lech Tiezdayen (translation here: http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/hebrew.htm - mind you, ads on the side of the page not really safe for work)
I wonder how long Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski will last?
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 03 09 at 08:32 AM • permalinkI can’t get onto the petition site, so can someone do me a favour - sign on as Eric Shaun and see how long that lasts?
Posted by Don Charleone on 2007 03 09 at 09:54 AM • permalinkWoohoo #500 Harry Fagina , half way there Ant boy.
Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 11:54 AM • permalink#93 geoff -
Strange really. OK, Damian would never claim he was a Jew but he has never really said anything that Loewenstein hasn’t. In fact the Ant gets much of his material from the Dhimmian Lataanazi (aka The Verdun Fruitbat). And both sites attract antisemites like blowflies to a sheep’s bum in summer.
Damian is an absolute nutball. I came to that conclusion when I had the occasion to debate him on Webdiary. I asserted that we have to combat Islamist terrorism because it’s path would otherwise end with the detonation of a nuclear device and/or other WMD in Western cities by wild eye people determined to do just that. Lataan replied that that was fine with him.
Criminally depraved and feckless.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 03 09 at 12:46 PM • permalink“Commenting monkeys” is better than flying monkeys, a group to which Natashja clearly belongs to.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 09 at 04:01 PM • permalink#107 PW, I guess they just aint got no sense of humour over there. Actually I think they come over here and troll around to see which names the “commenting monkeys” refer to because they can’t figure it out for themselves.
Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 09 at 05:29 PM • permalink#100/#110 Thanks to whoever organised this - I feel better already.
PS Hey, Member No 2 - How bout a more prominent thread on this?
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 10 at 01:30 AM • permalink# 113 chrisbg99
I do not believe you live in Fargo, ND. Nice try but yeah sure .... No one lives in Fargo, ND. I have never heard of anyone who has ever been to Fargo ND. It’s just a movie set, right?
You will need documentary evidence of this claim. If you can prove that you are in Fargo ND then perhaps we might pay some attention to your Amanda Dick story.
#104 - Lataan is attempting to prove his Jewish credentials now:
For those that have asked whether or not I am Jewish my answer is this: I am but, then again, I am not. Wherever I am on the planet, whenever someone asks me where I come from I alway have the same answer; ‘here’.
Truly his idiocy knows no bounds. God only knows how this guy puts a PhD thesis together.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 10 at 04:10 AM • permalinkDamn, they removed my Osmond Ben Lodin.
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 10 at 04:18 AM • permalink
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