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The launch of Sploid has generated more press than the Pope’s pregnancy and the death of Britney Spears combined. Google is on to their wicked scam; enter “sploid” and this turns up:
Did you mean: exploit
I hope the monster thing makes Ken Layne rich, mainly because he owes me several thousand dollars in election bets and hush money. So here’s a Sploid News Tip about that absurd Sarandon woman, currently in Australia:
We hear the Oscar-winning US actor had an amusing run-in with a shop assistant at an Armadale health food store.
Eye reader Michele said she saw Sarandon, hiding behind a hat and dark sunnies, pointing at objects in the store while her lackey dutifully gathered the products up.
Sarandon then asked the shop assistant if a particular little cake would make her put on weight, to which the staffer apparently replied:
“If something this small makes you put on weight, then you’ve got problems.”
Anyway, after the lackey went a bit twittery from the blunt response, Sarandon threw caution to the wind and bought the cake.
Suggested Sploid headline: SARANDON SLAVE SUFFERS SHOP SHOCK! Or maybe LARD-SHY LIBERAL’S LACKEY LOSER IN CAKE WEIGHT DEBATE! Whatever; I’m tired.
Eye reader? What is an eye reader?
Dang it, where’s my Aussie/American dictionary?
Posted by wronwright on 2005 04 14 at 10:09 AM • permalinkAnxious American Actress Absorbs Australian Appetizer
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 04 14 at 10:21 AM • permalinkThat’s Sploid’s revolutionary internet strategy? Aging American actresses?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 14 at 11:07 AM • permalinkIf she’d had lunch at the KFC in Armidale like I did before I went to the bush dance by the Showgrounds when I visited in ‘97, she wouldn’t have these problems. Nice pub, too; they let me hang out until last orders and the 2 AM coach to Sydney, with Neville Oliver’s live test commentary from England to keep me company. Never saw so many stars in the sky as over Armidale.
Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2005 04 14 at 11:42 AM • permalinkUpdate thanks to richard mcenroe:
Aging American Actress Absorbs Australian Appetizer
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 04 14 at 11:59 AM • permalinkUmmm, wouldn’t that be
Ancient American Actress Absorbs Australian Appetizer
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 04 14 at 12:12 PM • permalinkThe lackey shoppers have it easy. It’s the palanquin bearers who do all the work. When Susan eats cake, they know about it.
Posted by Mystery Meat on 2005 04 14 at 12:23 PM • permalink
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Weren’t Sploids those eating utensils that tried to do eveything, and ended up on the scrapheap?