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Following a 20-city US tour (for which 75,000 copies of his book were printed), climate change alarmist Tim Flannery is now chewing through hydrocarbons in London:

Dr Flannery’s stay in Britain fired him with optimism that governments and citizens were serious about fighting warming.

Then he read that the Opposition Leader, Kim Beazley, had followed the Prime Minister, John Howard, in announcing that energy from coal was Australia’s future. “It’s like they’re in a totally different space,” he said of Australia’s leaders. “When you travel the world you realise that position cannot be sustained.”

When you travel the world, you create an environmental position that cannot be sustained, at least according to environmentalists. Gaia would be happy if the likes of Flannery and Robert Fisk stopped flying around the planet hawking their tree-munching books. Smite them, mighty Gaia!

Posted by Tim B. on 03/11/2006 at 01:22 PM
  1. I was wondering why it’s 10°C above normal here in Toronto this weekend. Keep up the good work, Dr. Tim. (Do you think you could arrange the next world tour for late November and December?)

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 03 11 at 01:31 PM • permalink

  2. Maybe he could hitch a ride with Laurie “Mrs. Larry” David in her magical pollution exempt private Gulfstream IV?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 11 at 01:31 PM • permalink

  3. Dr Flannery’s stay in Britain fired him with optimism . . .

    Yet another source of global warming: incendiary optimism. On the other hand, the alternative seems to be pyromaniacal pessimism. Resolved: you can’t win.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 11 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  4. I remember reading that when North American airspace was closed in the days following 9-11, the global temperature decreased by several degrees. Gotta love those contrails.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 11 at 02:57 PM • permalink

  5. It’s like they’re in a totally different space,” he said of Australia’s leaders.

    Well, they really are… what’s wrong with pebble-bed reactors?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 11 at 03:26 PM • permalink

  6. Humility reached its condensation point.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 03 11 at 03:56 PM • permalink

  7. In the Netherlands, he said, people are terrified of rising sea levels. He has seen Denmark use tax incentives to induce people to drive cleaner cars.

    And when haven’t people in the Netherlands been terrified of rising sea levels? They have tax incentives there, too. In the Netherlands, the tax on an automobile is twice it’s purchase price plus hefty annual taxes and fees. Now that’s an incentive.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 11 at 04:01 PM • permalink

  8. I have a solution to all that pollution-causing flight:  Set Mr. Flannery to crossing the seas in a cowhide boat.  After all, his ancestors managed it.  And it’s a good way to reduce the number of methane-farting cows, too.  Win-win.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 11 at 04:28 PM • permalink

  9. #3 paco: I think you’re on to something there. There seems to be a nexus between liberals and heat generation. More cold hearted conservatives required it would seem.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 03 11 at 06:16 PM • permalink

  10. Tim:

    Smite them, mighty Gaia!

    #3 Paco:

    ...incendiary optimism.

    LMAO! Seriously, I intend to shamelessly steal both these quotes for future arguments with greenies that I know!  :-D

    Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2006 03 11 at 10:19 PM • permalink

  11. #9 & 10: Handle with care; exposure to sarcasm is the leading cause of spontaneous combustion among greenies and other like-minded vegetables.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 11 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  12. It was a delightful 75 degrees here today, and will be 81 tomorrow.  Of course, our weathergit is toying with us and nattering on about winter coming back.  I still blame DU stuff laying about in Iraq.

    Darn!  Had spinal surgery and have been laid up for a month.  Now I’m feeling better and the weather’s nice, or incendiary, whichever, and I have to go back to work…

    Posted by ushie on 2006 03 11 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  13. exposure to sarcasm is the leading cause of spontaneous combustion among greenies and other like-minded vegetables.

    On the same note - I forget who said it first, but the reason greenies are so concerned about depleted uranium is because they’re afraid of the competition by something as dense as they are.

    Posted by PW on 2006 03 11 at 11:49 PM • permalink

  14. Ushie: God speed you to a complete recovery, my dear.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 12 at 12:48 AM • permalink

  15. 75,000 copies of his book?  Printed on paper, too, I’ll bet.  Reminds me of Greenpeace, who buzzed around in petroleum based zodiacs, burning petroleum based fuel, in their petroleum based wet suits, waving their petroleum based plastic banners while protesting the newly repaired Valdez finally going back to sea.

    Paco, you’re a sketch.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 03 12 at 03:32 AM • permalink

  16. #8 RebeccaH:    It may be lose-lose. Remember that humans give off carbon dioxide too, especially when rowing a boat.
    When the 747 was introduced, it was touted as being the most fuel-efficient transport on a seat-mile basis since the horse and cart. Airliners are now much more fuel-efficient than they were in the 1970s. They surely must be more efficient than an academic (mammologist-paleontologist!) in a cowhide boat.
    However, it would keep him off our ABC for a while and that alone would be a win-win.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2006 03 12 at 09:14 AM • permalink

  17. Spot on Tim.

    If these dodo’s were serious about preventing the end of days, they would use modern technology to speak to their leftist friends in other countries.

    I mean, I wouldnt suggest you get the ABC’s Tony to sort it out, but I’m sure its cheaper than an international flight, hotels, and other costs to get someone to set up a video link.

    Posted by anthony27 on 2006 03 12 at 10:22 AM • permalink

  18. Thank you, paco.

    Anthony27, stop being logical.  It doesn’t help them at all.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 03 12 at 01:58 PM • permalink

  19. Dr Flannery’s stay in Britain fired him with optimism.
    Flannery ..... you’re fired!

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 03 13 at 03:44 AM • permalink

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