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<< IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE ~ MAIN ~ HUMOUR WINS >>

EMBRACE YOUR UNCOVERED MEAT STATUS

A t-shirt endorsement from TSSH:

Are you a piece of non-hijab wearing uncovered meat that likes to hang out in parks or gardens? If so, don’t put yourself back in the fridge out of harms way! Embrace your uncovered meat status and make a sassy fashion statement.

Also promoted at TSSH: adopt your own African orphan!

1. Oh, man, somebody has totally ripped off my Pan-African Cheap Orphans concept. Well, back to the drawing board . . .

   Posted by paco on 2006 11 03 at 12:45 PM • permalink



2. I ordered myself a tee-shirt.  I didn’t order an orphan, however.  I’m not putting any effort into a another kid that won’t give me grandchildren.

   Posted by saltydog on 2006 11 03 at 12:50 PM • permalink



3. I too, wonder why John Stamos doesn’t work more. Jake In Progress was a minor masterpiece, on par with the best of Strindberg.

   Oh wait, no it wasn’t. I was thinking of Joanie Loves Chachi. I always get Scott Baio and John Stamos confused for some reason. But I will say that the “Desperate Houseguy” episode from JIP’s season 1 was a “Hedda Gabler” for our times.

   Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 11 03 at 01:47 PM • permalink



4. You who everyone…What about the…

   “Go on, Duck tape me for 6 months!” meat t shirt $4.99

   ” I’m a meat plotter” meat shirt $5.99

   “I’m a home grown, meat lover!” meat shirt $3.99

   All are quality made from 100 percent cotton Buy now Buy now!!!!! order at Blair News

   Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 03 at 05:35 PM • permalink



5. Have ever noticed that Muslim “men” only cover their faces when they think that Mossad or the Israeli defence forces may be watching.  Muslim women are covered because their “men” cannot control their hang-ups and the “men” cover for fear of Israeli retribution.  Or is it better to hide behind a woman in a Burkha than one in skimpy clothes when you need a human shield.

   Posted by Howzat on 2006 11 03 at 05:44 PM • permalink



6. Does “uncovered meat=rape” only apply to women, or something?

   I tried the “uncovered meat” thing on a downtown street corner last night….and the first woman to come along just called the cops!

   Huh.

   Posted by rinardman on 2006 11 03 at 06:16 PM • permalink



7. #6
   Confess. Which bit of meat did you uncover?

   Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 11 03 at 07:26 PM • permalink



8. At this stage of my life, I’m afraid that uncovering my meat is just too much like setting off a dirty bomb in the middle of Manhattan.  Also, I no longer have the stamina to raise an African orphan, or anyone under the age of thirty-five, so I’ll have to pass on these great offers, thanks anyway.

   Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 03 at 08:04 PM • permalink



9. I was beating my meat down the park last night and the cops came along and told me: Cover up! So I covered her up, took her inside and continued beating her.

   Posted by Big Arnie on 2006 11 03 at 08:19 PM • permalink



10. Here’s another one

    “I’m a plonker, not a plotter” $6.66 meat shirt buy now…

    (Re: sheik dumb dumb in the news.)

    Arnie, it’s sirloin thank you!!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 03 at 09:09 PM • permalink



11. Did you see the swarms of very well covered Palestinian ladies rushing about at the behest of Hamas to confuse the Israelis, and get militants disguised as women out of a Mosque?

    Great for the militant men, but at the expense of a few of the women wandering on ordrs in to a battle line becoming - well,  MEAT.

    Somehow the Hamas spokeperson contrived to describe the ISRAELIS as ‘using human shields’?  They are really very, very confident any nonsense they spout will get a good run in the MSM.

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 11 03 at 11:03 PM • permalink



12. #6, I think I read about you in the local paper Rinardman…

    Black tracksuit and budgie smugglers right?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 04 at 07:34 AM • permalink



13. Shhhh! Not so loud, Wiz.

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 11 04 at 05:01 PM • permalink



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