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Bryan Law - a member of “Christians Against ALL Terrorism”, who sometimes turns up in comments here as Bryla - emails:

Hi Tim, I see you taking my name in vain the other day while roasting Margo for having her own opinions, which are different from yours.

As often happens the discussion turned to physical appearance (a critical element in any sophisticated political analysis), and one of your tribe, m I think it was. said anyone could manufacture a good photo.

I challenge you and your readers to produce one as good as mine. 100% natural and globally non-warming:

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While I’m at it, I challenge you and your readers to respond with other than awe, gratitude and approval for the political action I write about in my latest contribution to Webdiary. I’m particularly grateful to taxpayers for footing our legal bills and providing us with top quality lawyers to pursue the idiots who started the illegal, immoral and unwinnable war in Iraq. I guess it’ll be game over within two years.

I’d begin working on my excuses now if I were you.

I continue to love your work,

Cheers,

Bryan

UPDATE:
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Via Pete, who writes: “Bryan’s photo was so cool I had to place it in proper photoshop context. I wasted ten minutes of my life doing this which demonstrates that the real retard here is, in fact, myself.”

Posted by Tim B. on 02/03/2007 at 08:35 AM
  1. That’s Bryla? Looks like Jesus having retired to Memphis after a life of booze, groupies and fried peanut butter sandwiches.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 02 03 at 09:06 AM • permalink

  2. Hes not the messiah, just a very naughty boy.

    Or is this a grizzly Addams meets the Soviet “new man” pose?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 03 at 09:23 AM • permalink

  3. Man, that’s one stunning example of suppressed-Tesla Kirlian photography.
    All hail the Brylo-Pad!

    Posted by Observer on 2007 02 03 at 09:29 AM • permalink

  4. Just been over, truely webdairy at its finest. Nuttier than a squrrel that got trapped in the nutella factory, smoked some cones then really let itself go…

    His next trip to convince madinadinnerjacket that funding terror in the country next door will begin in???

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 03 at 09:29 AM • permalink

  5. I love how these guys are all sad because the war in iraq is “illegal.” Awww mum, he broke the rules! I’m gonna cry now.

    Because Bryla’s mob have only the deepest respect for the law.

    Unless of course, it doesn’t suit them. Say, when they’re having a protest. Maybe blockading public spaces because some CEOs are meeting. Occupying public uni buildings. Trashing police cars. Graffitiing logos and slogans in public places.

    All that “illegal” stuff is ok for them to do, isn’t it? But if the USA was to jaywalk on an empty street at 4am against a red light, these guys would be demanding 3 years and a $100,000 fine.

    If the best thing you can say against Iraq is that it’s “illegal,” or that you disagree with it (translation of “immoral”), then you really haven’t got a great argument.

    Posted by SheikYerbouti on 2007 02 03 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  6. He even looks like a cultist…

    Posted by pache on 2007 02 03 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  7. I read bryla’s piece on Webdiary about his upcoming trial.

    We also asked permission from then Defence Minister, Robert Hill, to inspect Pine Gap for terrorist activity, and informed him of our intention to conduct an inspection anyway should he fail to provide one.

    Bryla, that was illegal and immoral. You were told what the law is, and you went ahead and broke it anyway? Are you sure you’re not George Bush?! Nice double standard, mate. Maybe that’s why your court case is unwinnable.

    With defences against trespass such as “the Crown must prove Pine Gap is objectively necessary for the defence of Australia” no wonder everyone knows youre loopy.

    Regardless of whether or not you think you’re special and think that laws don’t apply to you, because you’re more enlightened than others, it was illegal.

    Posted by SheikYerbouti on 2007 02 03 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  8. jeez, is that frodo baggins?

    Posted by KK on 2007 02 03 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  9. Do not sell this man sarin gas.

    Posted by bondo on 2007 02 03 at 09:54 AM • permalink

  10. Bryan must feel very guilty about something to get around in that hair shirt.

    Posted by Ubique on 2007 02 03 at 09:55 AM • permalink

  11. Do the sleeves on his jumper fasten behind his back? 

    A question that must be answered:  Was he barefoot when that picture was taken?  If so, was he stepping in something squishy?

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 02 03 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  12. Nice beard, fuckhead!

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 02 03 at 10:25 AM • permalink

  13. Traitorous wanker.

    Posted by McAnzac on 2007 02 03 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  14. I thought he looked familiar:

    Separated at birth?

    Posted by Some0Seppo on 2007 02 03 at 10:30 AM • permalink

  15. I think I saw that photo on the cover of a recent edition of Hot Bears.

    Posted by Brian O'Connell on 2007 02 03 at 10:30 AM • permalink

  16. Following in the steps of his idol, Karl Marx, bryla has published his first book.

    The “Asshat” Manifesto

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 02 03 at 10:37 AM • permalink

  17. BTW, I’m glad I’m not still paying taxes in Oz. 

    WTF do you put up with paying the legal expenses of scum trying to destroy our society and our civilization

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 02 03 at 10:37 AM • permalink

  18. How about Christians United to Neutralize Terrorism?

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 02 03 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  19. I know this is a silly question…& surely off-topic…but what, exactly, is the basis for referring to the GWOT in Iraq as illegal? I believe it’s more like putting the Lone Ranger & Tonto on trial for SAVING THE BACON of the enslaved & oppressed townspeople against the outlaws, so obviously I’m missing something?

    The man does look suspiciously like Comrade Karl, doesn’t he…<heavy sigh>...

    Posted by KC on 2007 02 03 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  20. I know this is a silly question…& surely off-topic…but what, exactly, is the basis for referring to the GWOT in Iraq as illegal?

    Auntie, I think that comes from the Coalition not having explicit approval of the UN to invade Iraq in 2003 (you might recall Colin Powell’s presentation to the UN General Assembly), whence the Coalition acted “unilaterally”. 

    Never mind all of the other resolutions passed by that august body condemning Iraq, nor Iraq’s multiple treaty violations.  The war in Iraq is illegal, ‘cuz people like Bryla say so.

    To quote SheikYerbouti above, “Nice double standard, mate.”

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  21. I suppose somebody’s holding some wool socks, fresh from the dryer, over his head.

    Very funny comments, guys. As the President of Catholics Against Hippies, I challenge Mr. Law to tell us why, if his group opposes all terrorism, they don’t start out with some of the more obvious, specifically non-Christian ones.

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 03 at 11:23 AM • permalink

  22. As Australian peace activists, our immediate job is to frustrate, oppose, interfere with and stop all joint operations between Australian and US forces. Our actions at Pine Gap are one example of that work.

    Say you’re successful, Bryla, and stop all joint US-ADF operations.  You won’t be, but let’s enter your alternate universe for a few minutes to consider the consequences of your actions.

    After that?  Remember your manifesto:

    Christians Against ALL Terrorism identify as part of the global non-violent resistance to war. Not just the war in Iraq, but war all over the world - and those institutions which support war, like the arms trade.

    So you can’t just focus on the US-ADF relationship, but on “war all over the world”.  There are other wars and conflicts, y’know!  Will you travel to other nations and work for peace?  Say, Darfur?  How about Tibet?  What happens if Somalia flares up again?  How about the “non civil war” in Palestine?  Or if Hezballah in Lebanon and Israel get into another slugging match? 

    Heh!  Probably what is happening now….lots of chatter and goofy demonstrations from the “anti-war” types.  And if there is any action, it’ll be minimal, ineffective, or misdirected. 

    As usual for the left in general, and the anti-war left in particular.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  23. “While I’m at it, I challenge you and your readers to respond with other than awe, gratitude and approval for the political action I write about in my latest contribution to Webdiary.”

    Challenge accepted.

    You’re an America hating leftist twat.

    A Traitor to your own country.

    A de facto supporter of the Baathists and terrorists.

    A lying scumbag.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  24. 100% natural and globally non-warming

    Apparently it’s not a fan that’s blowing his lettuce around. Must be the chilling wind of HoWARdian fascism.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 02 03 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  25. Hmmmm.

    It’s frankly amazing how willing these people are to suffer for their ideology only in areas that have room service.

    And a good martini.

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 02 03 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  26. PS - BWAHAHAHA!!! What a fucking tool!

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 02 03 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  27. He looks like a female Kris Kristofferson.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 03 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  28. Looking at the neck on that garment he’s wearing, I’m fairly sure it’s attached to a dropseat union suit.  Good photo though, it’s nice you have “Glamour Shots” booths at your malls in Australia too.

    Posted by kiwinews on 2007 02 03 at 11:39 AM • permalink

  29. Would you drink Kool-Aid offered by this man?

    Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 02 03 at 11:43 AM • permalink

  30. That hair style looked much better on Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 03 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  31. He’s wearing footy pajamas!

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 03 at 11:46 AM • permalink

  32. Donna Mulhearn had gone so far as to become a human shield in a water treatment plant in Baghdad in March 2003, throughout the “shock and awe” bombardments.

    OK, I’m going to nitpick on this one.  During my tour in Kuwait, where I worked with the agencies rebuilding Iraq, water treatment plants were a high priority. 

    Why?  There weren’t many of them; some villages didn’t even have a well (most do now, but that’s a different story).  The few treatement place that did exist were usually in very poor shape (old and unmaintained).  And the water distribution system favored the Ba’athist and their supporters; the unfavored tended to have their water (along with other utilities) shut off when they pissed off their Ba’athist masters.

    My point?  Mulhearn was protecting the Ba’athists, and the Ba’athists only, by being a “human shield” in that plant.  She did no favors to the people of Iraq.

    Oh, and the Baghdad water treatment plants were a favorite target of terrorist attacks back then, especially during the summer.  They loved shutting down the water supply, and denying people the water they needed to survive.  Which the Coalition did their best to provide.

    So, where were you then, Donna Mulhearn?  Iraq could have used a “human shield” then.  Not that the terrorists would have cared; you would likely have become a casualty.  As did not happen when you were in Iraq during the invasion.

    Bryla and Mulhearn.  A pair of effing tools.  7 years in prison is hardly enough.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 11:48 AM • permalink

  33. This parasite, is actually proud that they ‘removed’ taxpayers money to pay another bunch of parasites, to pursue a ‘protest case’ so as to high profile themselves. Australia has certainly produced more than its fair share of traitors, fifth columnists and odd balls. Still, it just puts to shame the crap these people come out with about free speech etc. We graciously pay out taxes so these people can have mass-debates over Iraq, Gorey Warming et el.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 02 03 at 12:10 PM • permalink

  34. I guess it’ll be game over within two years.

    I fear you are quite correct, Bryan. I hope your sense of triumphalism can survive the debacle to come after you “win” and we leave, which is something your side either denies (like the millions who paid for our surrender in Vietnam) or blames on the coalition (you started it!). 

    You look fairly young—you will have many years to help tally the dead.

    Posted by Patricia on 2007 02 03 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  35. Gawd, what a flamer. Do these types even look at themselves?

    Posted by Latino on 2007 02 03 at 12:21 PM • permalink

  36. “Donna Mulhearn had gone so far as to become a human shield in a water treatment plant in Baghdad in March 2003…”

    Yeah?  Did you and your Baath-loving friends set yourselves up as human shields when the Baathists were firing missiles at CIVILIAN targets in Israel back in 1900-91?

    Doubt it.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 12:30 PM • permalink

  37. Whoops.

    I meant to write 1990-91.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 12:31 PM • permalink

  38. “taking my name in vain”

    Fella has pretty high regard for…himself. Imagine that.

    Posted by Teaparty on 2007 02 03 at 12:37 PM • permalink

  39. “Damn ‘mericans and their ‘science” and ‘technology’.  It’s damn scary.  Downright terrifying.  The terrorists”

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 02 03 at 12:46 PM • permalink

  40. Yeah, Teaparty, Bryla is quite full of himself.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 03 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  41. Some members of ‘Christians who are against some things that are plainly not terrorism, but enjoy the thrill of engaging in terrorist boosting (in a non violent way)’ are up on a trespassing charge. One of them has a penchant for masquerading as Jesus (in a non violent way) & claiming photos of himself do not warm the world. Another hung around a water plant in Baghdad until the bombing began, then pissed off (in a non violent way). I hope they enjoy a long sojourn within the Australian penal system (in a non-violent way)

    Posted by stahlblume on 2007 02 03 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  42. The more I look at that picture, the funnier it gets. What a smug douchebag.

    Posted by Latino on 2007 02 03 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  43. Bryla? B-r-y-l-a? You were saddled with that at birth? Oh, dear. But it does explain a lot.

    As for the rest of your narcissistic rant, tell it to someone who cares. Like Donna ( opps! Donder), Dancer, Prancer, Vixon…

    Posted by SandiM on 2007 02 03 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  44. Bryla, Jesus, whom you aappear to be impersonating, was not a self-righteous twat.

    Cut it out.

    Posted by ushie on 2007 02 03 at 01:24 PM • permalink

  45. Jesus wept,I can’t get over that picture!. How’s the Messiah Complex,Bryan?.Coming along nicely?.Cockpouch.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2007 02 03 at 01:25 PM • permalink

  46. I’m not really sure what this Bryla fellow’s getting at by sending in the picture. What are we supposed to do? Admit that he looks better than Margo Kingston? Ok: yes, he does. But so does our bearded dragon, Omar. I mean, that’s setting the bar pretty low.

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 03 at 01:32 PM • permalink

  47. “As God is my witness, I’ll get the bastard who stole my fifteen tons of weed!”

    Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 02 03 at 01:45 PM • permalink

  48. These tools have backed themselves into one hell of a ‘moral’ corner. Most people don’t have the intestinal fortitude to inch their way back out the massive crater they’ve diligently dug for their activist selves.

    Wake up you poor little C.U.N.T.ian!

    Jails, institutions, and/or death are likely eventual outcomes to the manifest self-delusion/obsession that’s required to maintain that shiny-happy patina of place for so long in a society he so obviously, and loudly loaths.

    The late Hunter Thomson is a case in point…And Bryla is currently sliding into first Qaida. Only two more bases to go before he can limp home and enjoy his 72 raisins.

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2007 02 03 at 02:02 PM • permalink

  49. “The last known photograph of C.U.N.T. Bryan Law. Unaware of the massive buildup of static electricity by dancing in footy pajamas, he was electrocuted when he touched the door of his refrigerator.”

    Posted by Latino on 2007 02 03 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  50. All that is missing from the photo is his high school yearbook saying:

    “Voted most likely to never leave the buffet table.”

    Posted by JohnO on 2007 02 03 at 02:57 PM • permalink

  51. Bryla? B-r-y-l-a? You were saddled with that at birth?

    Bryla’s full name is “Bryan Law”, but shortened it to “Bryla”, Sandi.  Reminds me of the hippies back in the day who renamed themselves to reflect their lifestyle.

    I’m not really sure what this Bryla fellow’s getting at by sending in the picture.

    paco, it’s all about posturing, and looking important.  Look at the picture without laughing (hard to do, I know).  See the steely gaze, the look of the person dedicating themselves to a worthy cause.

    Oh, and emulating heros.  Look again, but this time, subtract the hippy look and substitute better clothing.  Then compare it to the photo here (it’s safe for work). 

    See?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 03:01 PM • permalink

  52. Bryan didn’t post this picture of some of his followers: Sandra, Ruth, and Lynette.

    Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 02 03 at 03:04 PM • permalink

  53. That picture! It looks as though all of his Body Thetans have fled, leaving his hair in disarray, and him with the sublime expression of a Clear with a 600 IQ. LRH would be proud.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2007 02 03 at 03:16 PM • permalink

  54. Bleatloaf, Moonbat out of Heck

    Posted by kiwinews on 2007 02 03 at 03:44 PM • permalink

  55. “Just before Christmas he was in the High Court advocating for the rights of “Jihad” Jack Thomas in relation to the control orders Mr Thomas has been placed under. Good on him.”—Bryan Law, boy traitor, and defender of Jihad Jack’s right to join Al Qaida and take up arms against his own country.

    Law obviously SUPPORTS terrorists and traitors.

    Big shock.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 03:47 PM • permalink

  56. Bryla, when such as you fight the law, I’m glad when the law wins.

    Posted by ushie on 2007 02 03 at 04:01 PM • permalink

  57. That photo is an act of terror.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 02 03 at 04:11 PM • permalink

  58. Is that an axe scar on it’s forehead? If not, why not?

    Posted by Gravelly on 2007 02 03 at 04:40 PM • permalink

  59. At last! The love child of Grizzly Adams and Jim Jones has been found!

    Posted by Neeniebug on 2007 02 03 at 04:44 PM • permalink

  60. #54: “Bleatloaf”. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 03 at 04:50 PM • permalink

  61. Behold! my majestic mane of aging hippiness. Quiver! neocons, at my awesome intilect.
    Reach up and fondle softly! if you dare, my hemp pajamas.

    So sayeth the Mighty Law.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 02 03 at 05:41 PM • permalink

  62. He looks like every weird homeless guy ever portrayed on TV.  Except he’s dressed in his long johns.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 03 at 05:44 PM • permalink

  63. “My only knowledge of the rich comes from my wife’s family who’ve been “owning class” for three generations now.  Owning class is having enough property and investments to live comfortably without working.  The capital grows and we live on the interest.
    I live in a house my wife owns, drive a car she pays for, and put out my hand when I need money for leisure or projects.  We live among the trogs and try to build healthy community.

    BTW, we’re still able to collect middle class welfare.  Family tax benefit allows us to have a house and up to $200,000 in cash before becoming ineligible.  We’re OK until M’s next inheritance”—Bryan Law

    Posted by armageddon on 2007 02 03 at 05:53 PM • permalink

  64. Talk about shattered illusions; I thought Bryla was a girl.

    Posted by steveH on 2007 02 03 at 05:57 PM • permalink

  65. That’s a coincidence, Bryla thought he was too

    Posted by murph on 2007 02 03 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  66. He looks soft.

    You get that way when you are kept by a woman*.

    (*So you can rubbish the society you are part of.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 02 03 at 06:05 PM • permalink

  67. I know somebody already mentioned Grizzly Adams, but this is him, right down to the long underwear

    grizzly adams

    Posted by moptop on 2007 02 03 at 06:08 PM • permalink

  68. #61 Maybe I’ve not had enough sleep, but I read ‘intilect’ as ‘insect’.

    Not sure which goes better.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 03 at 06:14 PM • permalink

  69. He’s a fat prick, isn’t he!

    Posted by Young and Free on 2007 02 03 at 06:26 PM • permalink

  70. Dare I say that this is an example of a moonbat showing a sense of humour?

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 02 03 at 06:38 PM • permalink

  71. #70, I have to give you that one. That’s why I havn’t been too snarky.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 02 03 at 06:40 PM • permalink

  72. Nope, yous is all wrong.

    Check out Stalin-era and Hitlerian-era propaganda depictions of their glorious mass murdering leaders.

    This is right out of something in Die Sturmer or Pravda.

    VERY illustrative of this scumbucket’s views of himself IMHO. The old, old view: only he has the right, the truth, the knowledge, so give him the power and he will murder everyone who disagrees with the Party, for their own good, of course.

    But he cannot get that, so martrydom is his next best bet to raise his personal power in the moonbat circlejerk world he inhabits.

    This wannabe totalitarian desperately deserves gaol time with the hard men in Goulburn. His arsehole would look like a glazed doughnut after the first week, and nobody deserves that more.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 02 03 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  73. Well, I don’t have quite as good a photo of myself but I think I’ve capture the spirit of it with these two combined.

    First element: The Hair!
    Second element: The black and white serious portrait look.

    Posted by Gibbo on 2007 02 03 at 07:31 PM • permalink

  74. That photo is way old.
    I’ve mentioned before that I had the misfortune of knowing Bryan Law when I was studying at Griffith Uni back in the early 80’s. He was a career shit stirrer back then when that photo was first published during a run for the Student Union.
    The Jesus look was used specifically as a piss take against Christians (he’s about as Christian as his look alike Karl Marx) and he used an updated version recently when running for Cairns Mayor…which he of course lost by a country mile.
    Of course he never expected to win for his is the way of the spoiler.
    He was a renowned welfare bludger and ratbag activist at Uni, with his career zenith being a Cairns taxi driver (all those years of edumacation for naught!).
    He’d be easily in his 50’s now and I’ll bet his trademark killer BO has not improved in the 20 odd years since I last smelt saw him.
    He’s an oxygen thief Tim and you’ve just given him a lungful he doesn’t deserve.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2007 02 03 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  75. Check out Stalin-era and Hitlerian-era propaganda depictions of their glorious mass murdering leaders.

    Mark, I pointed out someone a bit earlier than the Stalin or Hitler eras, but I see what you mean…..

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 07:39 PM • permalink

  76. “I’ve mentioned before that I had the misfortune of knowing Bryan Law…”

    My condolences.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 07:42 PM • permalink

  77. From Bryla in webdiary;

    The prize for our successful action is a first-hand experience of the security state in action, a trial in the Supreme Court at Alice Springs, and a probable sentence of months or years in a prison population that’s 80% Aborigine.

    Why does he hate aborigines? Is he demanding an all-white prison? RACIST!

    Posted by Crusader_ on 2007 02 03 at 07:45 PM • permalink

  78. What a pear-shaped loser!

    Posted by Shaky Barnes on 2007 02 03 at 07:49 PM • permalink

  79. Talisman Sabre involves air, sea and land forces up to and including a nuclear powered and nuclear capable US Aircraft Carrier Battle Group. The urban warfare scenario played out is an attack on a city which is built around a walled square. Like Mecca.

    I have suffered through Talisman Sabre twice, and never taken part in urban operations, let alone an attack on a city built around a walled square. This year I had better get my simulated Mecca or there will be hell to pay.

    Do these fools just make this crap up?

    Posted by Crusader_ on 2007 02 03 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  80. Aw, c’mon, 81Aplha, we all know he’s a professional moocher and psuedo-anarchist.  He’s as much as said so himself (see comment #63 above).

    And his “self martyrdom” is hilarious. Jeez, the “Pine Gap 6”?  They must have modeled themselves on the Chicago Seven

    The photograph, of course, is simply Bryla’s opinion of himself displayed for the world. 

    The fact that his photo closely resembles a cleaned up skid row drunk gazing longingly at a bottle of cheap hooch escapes him completely, such is his ego and delusions of grandeur.

    I’m thinking that he wants to be convicted, so he can whip up a fanbase while in prison, and maybe publish a book or two (much like Mumia, the cop killer sitting on death row).  It would be ironic if he was convicted and sentenced to community service….cleaning public toilets in Cairns sounds about right.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 07:52 PM • permalink

  81. #79 Crusader

    As if!

    Who’s gonna put ground troops in when all that’s needed is a strategically placed ‘glassification converter’?

    Posted by kae on 2007 02 03 at 07:57 PM • permalink

  82. #63

    The bio of a worthless piece of crap parasite on society…who interferes with anti-terrorist operations in his spare time.

    As has been noted, Law is an oxygen thief.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  83. Dave, thanks mate but seeing the turd’s photo brought back long repressed memories of that C.U.N.T. bludging his reeking hide around the traps of an otherwise beautiful Campus. The funny thing was that Bryan thought that most students considered him a dinkum radical when in fact they ridiculed him as an old unwashed pot-bludging hippie with delusions of communism.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2007 02 03 at 08:02 PM • permalink

  84. #74
    The grandpa shirt is a dead giveaway to the era. Everything else you say about him seems plausible. We have one in our district. His wife is an ALP activist who stood for parliament, listing among her attributes that she was a successful businesswoman. Meanwhile, her husband is in the local paper baring his rotten teeth for a story about the lack of free dental care for people such as himself who live on welfare. Parasites.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 02 03 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  85. Thanks, The_Real_JeffS. Should have caught that.

    Jeez, isn’t that a face just begging to be slapped?

    Posted by SandiM on 2007 02 03 at 08:14 PM • permalink

  86. #27 - that’s too funny. I’m still chuckling 60 comments later.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 02 03 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  87. And the winner of the 2006 Highland Games Caber-Tossing event is…

    Posted by PW on 2007 02 03 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  88. Jeez, isn’t that a face just begging to be slapped?

    Yep!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 08:36 PM • permalink

  89. “Jeez, isn’t that a face just begging to be slapped?”

    Personally, I’d love to cold cock the son of a bitch.  Fly him out to California, and I’ll do the honors.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  90. No, no,silly people, that’s a still of Charlton Heston parting the Red Sea in “The Ten Commandments”.
    Bryan if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq and the present government [Iraq]fails; which is what you want. The war will not be over, it will be only just beginning.

    Posted by Paulm on 2007 02 03 at 09:29 PM • permalink

  91. He wont be so smug after a couple of years bonding with his fellow guests at berrima jail the hardest prison in australia.

    Posted by Astonished on 2007 02 03 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  92. Not an illegal war at all. Saddam Hussein was in violation of the Gulf War cease-fire agreement and all related UN Resolutions, so technically, it can be argued, a state of war still existed. It wasn’t illegal under US law because Congress gave the President discretion to use whatever means he deemed necessary to disarm Hussein.

    And about that picture. Dude.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 03 at 10:04 PM • permalink

  93. @51 The Real Jeff S,
    When you put it that way, he reminds me of Mussolini with a beard.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 02 03 at 10:05 PM • permalink

  94. RED MEAT!

    Posted by mojo on 2007 02 03 at 10:24 PM • permalink

  95. The lad has just seen Bryla. I told him that if his assignments for school were not in on time this year, combined with the profile supplied courtesy of #74, that, what he was looking at, was his future. No hope, no brains, no future. Just a pain in the arse ideologue, who bleeds of good hard working members of society. He went very very silent. I think it has worked. Thanks Tim, thanks Tosser. Parenting in a snap.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 02 03 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  96. Here is a more recent photo of Bryan Law. 

    I notice that he describes himself as, “Pagan with Catholic tendencies,” so I can’t help wondering how he got membership in a group that calls itself Christian.  Maybe they’re Christian in name only.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 02 03 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  97. Reminds me of the clowns that i use to talk to when i worked in the alice.

    Clown.. Man you know that they fuel American subs under that base you know.

    ME.. Really… how?

    Clown..There is a tunnel from the Australian bight,don,t you notice the fuel trucks going in there..

    ME..Umm..American subs are Nuclear powered..

    Clown…...ummm…but…...

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 02 03 at 10:56 PM • permalink

  98. “I notice that he describes himself as, “Pagan with Catholic tendencies,” so I can’t help wondering how he got membership in a group that calls itself Christian.  Maybe they’re Christian in name only.”

    Maybe they lie about pretty much eveything.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  99. #87
    “And the winner of the 2006 Highland Games Caber-catching event is…”

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 02 03 at 11:13 PM • permalink

  100. #90: Good one, Paulm! That’s exactly what I thought, too; particularly with the sky-shot behind him, and that holy joe expression. Maybe he staged it that way for a laugh.

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 03 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  101. ‘“Adele Goldie. Based in Brisbane, Adele Goldie is an artist who also works in a cooperative organic nursery, and was arrested on June 12 this year at Yeppoon while taking part in the Bi-annual Peace Convergence. Adele works on peace, anti-nuclear and refugee issues.’

    ‘Adele says “Pine Gap is controlled by a terrorist organisation called the US Government. Pine Gap has played a major role in two illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. It is an illegal organisation and a terrorist organisation. It is illegal under International law and the Geneva Convention, and the Nuremberg charter”.’

    After four generations of fighting German imperialists, Nazis, fascists, Japanese militarists, communists, Baathists, etc. this is what the citizens of our allies think of us.

    Heartwarming.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 03 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  102. Oh lord, man, bryla.  From your comments I thought you were a cross between a feckless pussy and a nutcake.  But I didn’t think you looked that bad.  Bryla, you’ve been hanging around Webdiary too much.  You’ve acquired a case of the Margos. 

    You need Glamour Shots like bad.  Do you think your wife would give you $39.95?

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 02 03 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  103. #102: To hell with Bryla; I want a poster of that girl on the Glamour Shots web site wearing the red dress!

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 03 at 11:42 PM • permalink

  104. Dear Bryla

    I am President of a group called “Christians Against Death”.  We are currently on a membership drive and we’d like to invite you to join.

    Our mission is to stop people dying, no matter where they live.  We have not been too succesful to date - the ungrateful buggers keep dropping off no matter what we do.  We’ve tried chanting.  We’ve done crystal healing.  We did a laying-on-of-hands last night and that wouldn’t even revive our cat.  We’ve taken our clothes off and smeared ourselves in goats blood and lain out in the moonlight in the shape of a pentagram and all we managed to attract were insects.  Souls keep evading us.

    Clearly, what we need to do is sue the US Government, as they are the cause of all death in the world.  If we can banish them from our fair land, no one will die anymore.

    Until the population hits 100 million and we all die of starvation, but that is a problem for another day.

    So, what do you say?  Will you join our group and fund out lawsuit?

    Yours in dementia

    Creosote & Co.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 02 04 at 12:05 AM • permalink

  105. #101. No Dave Surls, I can assure you, that the Adele Goldie’s and the other parasites are not what the majority think. In fact, if it were not for the law, and unlike them we respect it, they would not even get a look in anywhere. But that is unfortunatly a downside to our democracy. We have to let knuckleheads breath.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 02 04 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  106. 97.sparrow

    Eirily similar to a dork I used to work with. He claimed however that ALL the bases connected to vast underground warehouses that connected by rail. Underground. All over Australia.

    All done in perfect secrecy of course.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 04 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  107. AHA!

    Here’s the one I was looking for.

    What Bryla aspires to be.

    The stylistic parallels are interesting.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 02 04 at 12:59 AM • permalink

  108. he’s not just a naughty boy- he’s the messiah

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 02 04 at 01:54 AM • permalink

  109. My first thought was Bee Gee Barry Gibb hooked up to an air compressor.

    But hell, I can’t get that concept of a female Kris Kristofferson outta my mind.

    Something enticingly Neanderthal about it maybe…

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 02 04 at 02:01 AM • permalink

  110. “#101. No Dave Surls, I can assure you, that the Adele Goldie’s and the other parasites are not what the majority think.”

    I hate to say it, but I think the majority of Australians do NOT like the United States and think that the United States is a negative force in the world, as is reflected in the latest BBC polling data on the subject of United States influence on the world.  Ditto for our so-called allies in western Europe.

    I don’t know that the majority would go so far as to describe the United States government as a terrorist organization, but they obviously don’t approve of us.

    That being the case, I have a hard time understanding why we need to be allied with countries whose citizens disapprove of virtually everything we do.  Come to that, why would they want to maintain alliances with the United States?

    IMO, the United States would be best served if, once we’re finished pounding the crap out of various terrorists, and state sponsors of terrorism, we closed down our overseas bases, dissolved ALL of our foreign alliances, and let the rest of the world fend for itself without having to be subjected to our pernicious influence.

    I don’t think I care to be allied with a nation like Australia where 60% of the citizenry think the United States is a negative force in the world (according to the BBC poll).

    Believe me, I take no pleasure in saying it, because Australia is the best ally the United States has ever had, but it’s starting to look like most people in Australia don’t really care for us anymore…and I don’t want to have allies who we can’t rely on, and I doubt if we can rely on a country where 60% of the people think we’re a negative force in the world.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 04 at 02:23 AM • permalink

  111. #54 kiwinews

    Bleatloaf, Moonbat out of Heck

    That’s perfect.

    =^D

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 04 at 03:06 AM • permalink

  112. Dave Surls

    If I may point out the weakness in your arguement.

    BBC Poll.
    Ill say it again BBC Poll

    I dont even want to know which areas of Australia they polled, or what leading questions were asked either. You appear to be calling the BBC a neutral player in world affairs, rather than the soft left blob it is.

    Although I dont mind the idea of the US telling the world to take a flying fuck at a rolling hole. Just to see the look on their faces when that 3%+ of GDP they have been able to save by having the US as garantor of their safety suddenly gets sucked out of their “blame the US” section of the university system.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 04 at 04:31 AM • permalink

  113. When Fatboy Jesus junior Bleatloaf goes to prison i have one request.

    I want Bleatloaf’s partner Margie
    Pestorious to adopt and support me.
    I can eat heaps to re-create the wide-load Bryla look. I can do the beard and the Jesus hair. I swear. really truly.

    I want to be owning class and live among the troggs and try to build healthy community (even tho I’ll be overweight like Bryla and will have to drive everywhere in Margie’s Landcruiser).
    I want the allowance. I want it baD!!
    RING ME MARGIE!

    Posted by Squiffy on 2007 02 04 at 04:38 AM • permalink

  114. Karl Marx, in his longjohns, facing a wind machine. Which, back in those days, was probably Frederich Engels.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 04 at 04:47 AM • permalink

  115. Bryla head tilt!

    Here

    Posted by walterplinge on 2007 02 04 at 05:47 AM • permalink

  116. #107 MarkL,
    The 10th poster from the bottom looks like Loonig!.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2007 02 04 at 07:32 AM • permalink

  117. #50
    My thoughts exactly, hope he enjoys prison food ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 02 04 at 08:22 AM • permalink

  118. I’d call Bryla a rentseeking douche, but that would be an insult to all rentseeking douches- he’s the mendicants mendicant. At least these superaanuate hippies are all getting close to being wormfood, and the sooner the better; what a flatulent, self-absorbed, preachy generation of sanctimonious windbags. Here’s an idea of just how much influence you actually have, Bryan- 0 x 0, to the fiftieth power.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 02 04 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  119. His hair has been blown back by the furious wind of his mighty Wanking Arm. Behold its might and superhuman speed, as it pumps, as if from nowhere, the vast oceans of endorphine needed to maintain that glassy stare and the weird detached un-think that makes a comfortably upper middle-class fuckhead think he’s a down-and-dirty working class hero.

    Meantime, if a BBC poll can only rustle up 60% disapproval of the USA then they’re out of form. They could find 60% disapproval of Texas in Texas… 60% disapproval of Jesus in the Vatican… 60% disapproval of McDonalds in my 4-year-old.

    Posted by wreckage on 2007 02 04 at 11:01 AM • permalink

  120. Pete’s photoshop made me laugh ‘till I cried.

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 04 at 01:52 PM • permalink

  121. #118 Habib:

    Your absolutely right. And don’t miss the chance to go to a hippie’s funeral when they when they finally get both feet in the box. It’s a funtasticly santimonious occasion with lots of political whining, bad poetry,  and usually a lot of douchey photos like bryla’s. A true celebration.

    Posted by paulris on 2007 02 04 at 03:01 PM • permalink

  122. #100, too true Paco, the only thing the leftoids take seriously are their overblown pretentious egos.It makes them silhouhette targets up against the skyline.

    Posted by Paulm on 2007 02 04 at 06:20 PM • permalink

  123. Genuis, Pete! Err, try ‘Genius’.

    That ‘I continue to love your work’ at the end is so effing sanctimonious. And strangely familiar - I wonder if Bryla was our special guest troll just a few weeks ago.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 04 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  124. ‘...100% natural and globally non-warming.’

    Plenty of hot air went into that coiff.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2007 02 05 at 07:01 AM • permalink

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