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ELLE HEARTS NOAM
Lingerie magnate and former model Elle Macpherson described on Ten news last night the type of sophisticated, intellectual woman who might purchase her latest underwear range:
She reads Noam Chomsky ...
It’s not often you hear Noam’s name on evening news broadcasts, especially emerging from the mouth of an attractive millionairess selling g-strings. Turns out the curvaceous capitalist has powerful feelings for Noam; possibly this will compel her to return all the money she earned working for evil US corporations.
What is it about airport newsagents? Their ‘non-fiction’ shelves are stacked full of Pilger/Moore/Chomsky 1000 page tomes.
Tried hard to find some Mark Steyn or Robert Spencer but nowhere to be seen.
Posted by pommygranate on 2007 01 23 at 06:04 PM • permalinkSigh, does that mean I have to return all of Bendon stuff I just bought, beause I prefer to read Ayn Rand, CS Lewis, Mark Steyn and Tim Blair?
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 01 23 at 06:26 PM • permalinkPIMF because
—Nora (pre-morning coffee)
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 01 23 at 06:28 PM • permalinkI’ve said this before but it bears repeating. I’m a pretty intelligent fellow; my comments on this ‘blog not withstanding. I’ve got post-grad degrees, I test well, etc.
I’ve made several good faith efforts to read and digest Chomsky and it can’t be done. The man makes no sense on a rational, political, or ethical plane.
I compare Elle’s alleged appreciation for Noam to be like an art critic unknowingly praising a painting by a chimpanzee or an elephant with a brush held in its trunk.
It’s a joke, Elle. Now come give Daddy a hug.
Nora wears Bendon?
We’d need proof. photographic proof of that, Nora.Posted by Crusader-Rabbit on 2007 01 23 at 06:38 PM • permalinkWho told her she’d look intelligent dropping that name?
Dunno, Robert Fisk maybe?Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 01 23 at 06:46 PM • permalinkThis is far too harsh. In all fairness Noam Chomsky richly deserves the ‘Elle MacPherson Award for Services to Illiteracy’, in honour of Elle’s claim several years ago that she only read books she had written herself.
Merlin - indecipherable? You mean like any movie directed by Nicolas Roeg? (Except for Bad Timing.)
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 01 23 at 06:56 PM • permalinkA sign of faux, wannabe intellectual is a liking of Noam Chomsky. No truly intelligent person can be duped by his rabid rhetoric but his conspiracies do hold sway over barely literate who have never read anti-american screeds before.
It’s rather like people who have just been introduced to classical music liking Mozart. No complaint about Mozart or comparison between him and Chomsky, but he is light.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 01 23 at 07:53 PM • permalinkPS I know, I used to like Mozart and read Chimpsky. Shame. Actually, Mozart is OK but I’ve sent my Chomsky books to the back of the cupboard in the basement, where all the bad books go.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 01 23 at 08:00 PM • permalinkNature is full of balances. Elle has a body that looks like it was carved out of clay by a sex maniac. Unfortunately, she also has a brain that was carved out of clay by a maniac.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 23 at 08:22 PM • permalinkNoam fans Chavez and Elle upgrade their reading material by several notches.
Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 01 23 at 08:34 PM • permalinkTo get back on topic. What is it about the left that they need these “intellectual” icons. It seems to go hand in hand with their cult of intelligence (or intelligence as they deem it). Notice how all labor leaders have their supposed levels of intelligence talked up from the word go. Not of course that there is anything wrong with being intelligent but it the left seems to emphasise some sort of raw gift rather than what is actually done with the intelligence. See how they worship Barry Jones (whose main claim to intellect was a circus-freak memory) who was probably the most ineffectual minister the Hawke government ever put up.
Maybe, as Elle leaves the blush of youth behind, she’s considering a political career?
I mean, she is “from the Shire” as the locals insist on referring to it. A good ol’ Cronulla girl through and through. Just like that other monument to intellect, Lara Bingle.
Maybe Elle could run for parliament and of course, when elected, she could go about de-Anlocising ‘The Shire” as per Margo Kingston’s wishes. Maybe she could enlist help from her old man, (ex-Pres of The Sharks Rugby League Club) who I’m sure would agree ‘The Shire’ needs a good dose of being stuffed with fighting, feral Islamic imports from Lakemba.
BTW - Chomsky is all but unintelligible gibberish for anybody with an IQ less than 140 which I guess includes Elle.
BTW - Chomsky is all but unintelligible gibberish for anybody with an IQ less than 140 which I guess includes Elle.
Thank fuck I’m thicker than Michael Moore’s ankles.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 23 at 08:46 PM • permalinkI confess I read one of Chomsky’s books - Imperial Ambitions. The publisher sent me a copy to review, and I felt obligated.
Never again.
Review here.My Conclusion:
Anyway, there’s enough gems in here to make worthwhile reading for anyone interested in the US’s moral compass, and making sure that it doesn’t stray too far from its lofty ideals, as it has all too many times in the past. For those who believe the US is the “Great Satan”, it will no doubt re-affirm your belief, as it’s pure anti-US propaganda, the best kind, that which contains the germ of truth.
But overall, to use the Australian vernacular, the gems are buried in a great fragrant pile of fresh steaming bullshit. Happy digging.
I doubt I’ll be buying some of Elle’s new line. Would be nice to have the body for it though *sigh*.
Let’s play this for laughs and see if we can get her to read him out loud…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 01 23 at 09:21 PM • permalink“BTW - Chomsky is all but unintelligible gibberish for anybody with an IQ less than 140 which I guess includes Elle.”
Using big words make you obscure not intelligent.
I can write some gifted sounding gibberish using words loke connexions, and supra linguistic numericals. It makes me a loon with a thesaurus not a person with an IQ above 140.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 01 23 at 09:21 PM • permalinkmush room in elles head for a guardian noam?
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 23 at 09:30 PM • permalinkRememeber when super models were coke addled slappers whose only use was looking good in and out of clothes? Good to know somethings haven’t changed.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 23 at 09:37 PM • permalinkI reckon anyone with an IQ bigger than their hat size would find Chomsky’s work to be turgid, predictable, uninspired prolix, the product of serious self-loathing and miniscule ability. Chomsky fans tend to have IQs so low they have to be observed from a diving bell. So what if Elle’s a cretin? Nice gams, and she’s unlikely to enter public office or design a nuclear plant in the foreseeable future.
BTW, Noam should probably stick to what he’s qualifed in, but I doubt he’s even a cunning linguist.
You know how as kids we put Penthouse inside the newspaper when we were on the train so nobody knew we were perving?
Well, it’s just possible Elle does the same. She buys a Chomsky book and a Jackie Collins blouse-ripper, puts the Chomsky cover on the potboiler and then everyone thinks she’s ‘intellectual’.
#35 I thought that Elle was from Killara. In fact, I am pretty certain of it. That is the other side of Sydney from Sutherland Shire. The area is described as ‘leafy northern suburbs’, usually expressed in a derogratory manner by the type that inhabits trendy innner city terrace houses and hang out in little coffee shops stocked with Noam Chomsky fiction moonlighting as critical analysis.
OK folks, I know you didn’t like me saying “BTW - Chomsky is all but unintelligible gibberish for anybody with an IQ less than 140 which I guess includes Elle.”
Let me add that anybody with an IQ over 140 wouldn’t read his tripe either because they’re too bright and wouldn’t want to pollute their brain.#52 entropy
No mate. Cronulla girl. From her bio:- “Elle was born March 29, 1964, in Cronulla Sydney, Australia. Nicknamed ‘The Body’, Elle MacPherson is a tall, shy, super model actress. Her real name was Eleanor Gow”.Futher info on the Gow family:-
Elle’s dad, Cronulla Sharks millionaire CEO Peter Gow, last year was found guilty in court of headbutting a Sydney City fan. This year he assaulted a St George Illawarra fan, and Cronulla won! Won’t be long until he gets through the whole league. Possibly he’s jealous of Elle getting all the headlines.Peter got the flick! The fan he allegedly assaulted was former St. George and Australia player Barry Beath. Beath later said “It’s lucky someone restrained me because I might have killed the p…k.”.
Yep, interesting family.
Sister Mimi makes home made porn movies, Elle makes lots of moolah and the old man makes mayhem.Maybe Elle meant women who read Chomsky’s theory of language, not his conspiracy theories? She’s targeting linguists and psych students.
The again ... probably not.Posted by Ben Haslem on 2007 01 23 at 10:44 PM • permalink#54 She may have been born in Cronulla but she grew up in Killara. I think she went to Killara High. In fact, a lot of on-line sources (could be wrong) say she was born in Killara too.
Posted by Ben Haslem on 2007 01 23 at 10:48 PM • permalinkWhile she may well be dumber than a box of hammers, she’s still smarter (and lots better looking) than this dozy bint, whose stage name poking fun at Noam’s Nymph was lamer than her routines.
You mean “Mimi plays the banjo”?
Hey! I like banjos!!!
...possibly this will compel her to return all the money she earned working for evil US corporations.
If so, Elle, I’ll take a couple hundred grand, in cash, $20 and $50 bills only. Contact me through the e-mail link so kindly provided by Tim, and we can arrange a rendevouz at this cozy little motel that I know…....
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 01 23 at 11:37 PM • permalinkHow rude of me…
Dear Elle,
Suck my nuts.
Love Infidel
P.S If this is out of the question, will you at least nuzzle them?
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 23 at 11:40 PM • permalink#13 Crusader Rabbit,
You’ll just have to take my word for it.—Nick
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 01 24 at 12:18 AM • permalink...possibly this will compel her to return all the money she earned working for evil US corporations.
I’m sure she will once Noam gets rid of all of his US dollars and moves to Cuba or North Korea and lives in liberty with his fellow workers.
#31 I couldn’t agree more—I love Bunny of Seville. “Come into my shop, let me cut your mop, so daintily.”
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 01 24 at 01:02 AM • permalinkShouldn’t be too hard on the sun damaged clothes whore. She’s spent a great deal of her life in France and has married two of the snail chasers. It’s hard to snuggle up to shit each night without beginning to smell like it.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 24 at 01:53 AM • permalink#73 Egg i heard that she qualified for law at Sydney. Someone through that at me when she was parading at the Sydney Olympics closing ceremony. This person gave me that tidbit of information as they were complaining about how they were presenting her (semi naked i think). My reply was essentially that it might be the case but, as her nickname professes, she wasn’t up there for being a famous lawyer.
#73 Egg i heard that she qualified for law at Sydney.
Did she go to school with Jeremy Sears? That might explain a lot.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 01 24 at 02:10 AM • permalinkElle is probably sick and tired of guys trying to chat her up all the time. She has dropped the Chomsky line purely as a way of putting guys off.
Heck, if I was in a pub and had a skinful and Elle walked in, I’d be hard pressed not to give her the old “Show us your tits” routine.
I wouldn’t do that now, as I realise that she’d have this pile of unread Chomsky books in her bag, and she’d use it to whack the crap out of me. Even worse, she might then sit on me as I lay battered and half-concious on the floor, open up a book at random and start reading to me.
Aaaaarrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!! The horror! The horror! I can feel my gibbering eyeballs rolling up into the back of my head at the thought of it.
Even if you are sober enough to avoid the “show us your tits” introduction, imagine trying to chat her up and then having to listen to some theory about how Eskimo babies develop the linguistic ability to converse with harp seals.
She is a lot smarter than you think.
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 01 24 at 02:17 AM • permalinkI have never found that scrawny wench attractive, she looks like a coat-hanger. Form follows function.
Posted by Daniel San on 2007 01 24 at 02:27 AM • permalinkWhen Bill Clinton handed the American people the equivocation, “That depends on what the meaning of “is” is,” he synopsized Chomsky’s linguistic theories nicely.
It’s nice that Elle has the money to afford the luxury of her beliefs. Of course, if the world lived by those theories, she wouldn’t have the money for any luxury whatsoever.
O/T but a loon has a scoop of biblical proportions on the Australians letter page, but cant provide a link??
“Marilyn (24 January at 02:04 PM)
Show us the bias? This person who wrote the article works for a right wing think tank - that is if right wingers actually think.
I just read the results of an investigation into the almost capture of Bin Laden that should have the world ranting but seems to have slipped under the radar.
Remember the “confession” video of Bin Laden’s? Seems the CIA and FBI orchestrated it and were just feet from Bin Laden in Afghanistan when he made it - on September 26 2001.”Yup I believe her….
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 01 24 at 02:47 AM • permalink#85 - Marilyn is looser than a wizard’s sleeve. I reckon she must have spent her formative years chewing dirt around Maralinga.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 24 at 02:55 AM • permalinkDave S. —Well, that _was_ Victoria’s secret… thanks for blabbing.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 01 24 at 03:09 AM • permalinkI saw a recent photo (papparazi) of an unguarded ‘Elle Moment’ as she walked down a street in London.
Frankly, Elle looked a bit like a middle aged bag lady. Hair awry, daggy threads, almost no make up. You can see why ‘supermodels’ or the mega vain are so choosy about their make up artists, hair stylists and photographers.How come Bartleweet isn’t in this thread?
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2007 01 24 at 05:08 AM • permalinkBartleweet is out pinching bottles of plonk.
He will return with a few new social policies after he has gurgled down a couple.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 01 24 at 05:46 AM • permalink#66
#31 I couldn’t agree more—I love Bunny of Seville. “Come into my shop, let me cut your mop, so daintily.”
Rossini, surely!
Or Francis Rossi. (Get down, deeper down!)
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 01 24 at 05:50 AM • permalinkPerhaps mistaken identity - she really meant this guy:
Nim was quick as a whip, yet he loved a good time. A prankster at heart, he played his jokes always with a dare: He’d wait by the garbage pail until he had my eye, then fling down its contents; he’d hide things I urgently needed; he’d gag in laughter on top of the refrigerator as I, below, frantically looked for what I thought I had misplaced: the pot, the spoon or even the entire ingredients of the night’s dinner!
Must be reminiscent of those zany characters from her salad days of modelling.
link#93 Yes, you’re right, Albury; I was thinking of the Marriage of Figaro. And after Googling, yes, it was Rossini.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 01 24 at 10:33 AM • permalinkElle and Noam got married.
Elle: “Noam, if you can get it up, when we have kids, imagine if they have your brains and my body, they’ll be superhuman”.
Noam: : “Elle, what if they have your brains and my body?”.
Elle : “yes, Noam, that’s what I’m saying…is this our first tiff?”
Noam : *shoots himself*
Noam, for the people’s sake, just go away, you pretentious twat.
“She reads Noam Chomsky ...”
If you limit your sales to people who actually read Chomsky…you’ll be out of business in a week.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 01 25 at 04:52 AM • permalink
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Oh, dear. Ever “the body”, never “the brain”.