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Edmonton’s Jim Litteral emails:
I’m a long time lurker around your site. A chilling experience prompts me to break cover and write.
I was enjoying an indulgent week of holiday in Montreal. Everything was fine until my festive mood was jolted by the sight of this:
Should I be afraid or should I rejoice? What’s going down in Canada?
- Jim
Collude with the Canadians, would he? I think birthday boy has some explaining to do.
Looks like the Pan American Canadian Operation has had its secret cover blown.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 17 at 09:20 AM • permalinkHmph!
Paco advertising his body corporate is he?
Will his corporeal vanity NEVER CEASE??????
We know you’ve got the bod, Paco!
Now it’s time for discretion…Posted by carpefraise on 2007 06 17 at 09:52 AM • permalinkIt was wronwright, boss. I had nothing to do with it. Honest. He said, “Hey, it’s Quebec. Why don’t
weI bill the company $50-million for a sign; then spend $150-Gs on a sign; and then keep the rest? When in Rome. Bwahahaha.”Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 17 at 10:29 AM • permalinkWhat? You thought I was kidding the whole time? Incidentally, Andy Canuck is in charge of our Canadian subsidiary and is doing a fine job.
Say, Andy; you didn’t say anything about the subterranean facilities twenty stories below ground, did you? You know, where all the “high mark-up” stuff is made? Good boy!
Seriously, thanks, Jim and Tim. This really made my day!
See now this is why I check this site everyday. The MSM just doesn’t cover this kind of stuff.
If they knew the truth it would push Paris Hilton off the stage in a Paris Anonymity Conspiracy Operation. And we can’t have that (for one thing Paco doesn’t have the cleavage for it).
Posted by tabitharuth on 2007 06 17 at 11:05 AM • permalinkHeres the link to PACO corp.
From the site.
Products and Services
Machinery for material handling automation (Actually the indentured labour), vertical actuator(Those hover cars people keep seeing from time to time), theatrical equipment (vertilift and orchestra lifts).(Wide range of Period equipment in suprisingly authentic patterns)
Mfrs-Hand and Edge Tools(Zulu spears, sword of Charlemange, Norman sheilds), Except Machine Tools and Handsaws
Mfrs-Special Industry Machinery (Tardis)Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 17 at 11:13 AM • permalinkA more full link here.
Geographic Markets:
Export Experience:
Australia
Austria
Denmark
France
Germany
Japan
Korea, South
Spain
United Kingdom
United States
The tenticles are spreading!!!Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 17 at 11:15 AM • permalink(My last a reply to Rebecca. Must type faster.)
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 06 17 at 12:03 PM • permalinkMEMO
To: Jim Litteral
Subject: Application to VRWCDear
Mr. LitteralJim:Your application to the VRWC as been greenlighted. Frankly, such action after a measy 5 years of waiting is almost unheard of. As I’ve expressed to you, several times, a sincere and conspicuous showing of commitment and RWDB qualities must be given by any prospective memeber in order to enter our organization. A good example can be seen when member Stoop Davy Dave surgically altered himself to resemble a goat and subsequently goarded President Mugabe’s pelvis.
I have noted that, in the same can do spirt, you selflessly travelled from your home in Edmonton to Montreal to bring attention to the lack of low profile so shamelessly exhibited by paco. Karl Rove has been made aware of paco’s recent actions and is “not happy”.
Please be aware that I have instructed the Men in Black to visit your home to initiate you into
the death cultour benevolent organization. You will know this is happening when you’re awaken in the dead of the night by a blood curdling scream from your significant other when she notices several men dressed in black suits standing silently at the foot of your bed.Congratulations and Good Luck,
wronwright
Henchman, First Class
Fascist-in-Training TrainerPosted by wronwright on 2007 06 17 at 12:16 PM • permalinkHey! I don’t see any minefields, razot wire, machine gun positions, or guard towers around that complex. What’s going on, andycanuck? Pocketing the security budget? This is so uncool!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 17 at 12:19 PM • permalinkMemo
To: MarkL
Subject: paco Corporation signsMarkL,
Good work on the successful installation of a sign on top of paco’s Montreal headquarters. I thought it was especially ingenius that you used paco’s Australian subsidiary to install the Canadian sign.
Please move on to the installation of further signs at paco’s headquarters in Shanghai, Tokyo, Johannesburg, Lagos, and Antwerp. Please also install the sign for his Washington D.C. headquarters with the additional wording “A KARL ROVE OPERATION”.
As always, if you should be captured while engaged in this operation, the department will deny all knowledge of you and your minions.
Regards,
wronwright
Henchman, 1st ClassPosted by wronwright on 2007 06 17 at 12:25 PM • permalink#9 Does that mean that
weI can keep the money, boss?#23 Those look like ordinary trees and bushes, don’t they JeffS? Bwahahahaha.
Bwahahahaha.Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 17 at 01:24 PM • permalinkPaco Corporation
3185 1Ere rue
Saint-Hubert QC, J3Y 8Y6Mr. Paco,
I received a gift on this Father’s Day. A vertical actuator, manufactured by your corporation. With joy, I opened my gift and tried your product out.
I’m sorry to say, that the vertical actuator, does NOT work properly. The actuator, I received is, a horizontal actuator….What’s that you say dear?
Mr. Paco, please disregard this note, I found (damn busybody, yes dear, I hear you, be right with you) that I was holding the actuator, the wrong way.
Cheers,
Miranda DivideOther interesting information on Canada:
The CN TowerThe CN Tower, located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is a communications and tourist tower standing 553.33 metres (1,815 ft 5 in) tall. Since its completion in 1976, it has been the world’s tallest free standing structure.
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 06 17 at 08:14 PM • permalinkHmm. Another wonderfully dank night at the subterranean HQ of the VRWC.
<cracks breakfast beer>
Hey, a memo from Wronwright. More work, I’m guessing.
Memo
To: MarkL
Subject: paco Corporation signsMarkL,
Good work on the successful installation of a sign on top of paco’s Montreal headquarters. I thought it was especially ingenius that you used paco’s Australian subsidiary to install the Canadian sign.
Please move on to the installation of further signs at paco’s headquarters in Shanghai, Tokyo, Johannesburg, Lagos, and Antwerp. Please also install the sign for his Washington D.C. headquarters with the additional wording “A KARL ROVE OPERATION”.
As always, if you should be captured while engaged in this operation, the department will deny all knowledge of you and your minions.
Regards,
wronwright
Henchman, 1st ClassThe appreciation is good, that was bloody hard work excavating the 20 storeys under that building. Hard yakka, loads of extra torture and whipping was needed as Quebecois leftards are wimpy little things. Normally we go through 10 leftards per story, but those Quebecois ran at twice that rate. Thank Rove for Mrs Lovatt! Her and Sweeney Todd were able to recycle newly be-pied slaves to the anarchists and syndicalists at the G8 protests thanks to the Pie And Comestibles Operation (The perfect food for leftards) and their cost-plus feed the Protester and Activist Community Outlets. Those pie vans did a roaring trade.
Anyhoo… Shanghai. Well, easy. The lads at People’s Liberation Army re-education camp No 14,359D owe me a favour or two. And they just got a new shipment of dissidents. Hard working little buggers, slaves driven by whips are like that. The camp does special byline in giant paper-mache heads for protesters in Berkeley and cheap US flags for the Daily Kos crew to burn.
Tokyo…. Hey, we did that already. Turns out that PACO in Japanese characters mens ‘hot naked lesbian steamed whale buns’. Company makes an absolute mint selling those. Use Mrs Lovatt’s recipe only with humpback and minke rather than long pig. We’re starving Rosie O’Donnell down to a svelte 1,650lbs as the new advertising lead for that branch. Boys at People’s Liberation Army re-education camp No 14,359D loved getting that job, that’s why they owe me a favour. Said she looked a lot better when they shaved her. Made acres and acres of felt from the bodyhair. They say that the shipyard has finished the cage to display her, naked and sweaty over a huge tub of steaming water. Japanese punters’ll go wild. Perverts.
Jo’berg. Hmmm. Tricky without a vast knowledge of corruption. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And WE don’t know which palms to grease?
<ring, ring, President’s Payola Line, Mbeki speaking, pay me and it’s yours sucka!>
Jeez, that’s loud. Better turn it down.
Hey Thabo, yeah it’s MarkL from the VRWC, we want to… yeah, ... yeah got the spiel,... so $5,000 US paid into your Swiss account and we can do anything we want in South Efreka, and today’s special is another $2000 and we can do anyONE we want?
Done deal, Thabo.
Fixed, Wron. Oh, also secured those mineral rights you wanted.
Lagos. Oh, my. Do we really want to advertise this? Black market oil, slaves, blood diamonds, smuggled goods, gun-running, a gargantuan drug operation, little kiddies for sale to European pedophiles, oh, hang on, that’s the United Nations operation. Hey, Wron, we closed down Lagos, we could not compete with the real professionals at the UN!
Antwerp. I have had 3,500 minions filling out the paperwork Brussels wants for twelve years now, 18 hours a day, 7 days a week. Another eight years and we should be able to start the local government paperwork applications.
Good enough?
MarkL
Minionmeister to the VRWCI’m sorry that the Paperwork Acceleration Collation Optimiser isn’t yet available, MarkL, to help with Brussels. A minion, er, late minion outsourced the work to China for $1/hr, but China outsourced to India for ¢75/hr, and India outsourced to Vietnam for ¢50/hr, and Vietnam outsourced to some little operation in San Fran for a contract lumpsum that works out to ¢40/hr, and they’re currently looking to find a place in China to outsource to.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 18 at 10:02 AM • permalinkHappy Belated Birthday, PACO.
Elizabeth
Imperial KeeperPS: Keep whipping those slaves, guys!
Posted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 06 18 at 11:49 AM • permalinkthere used to be a Paco Corp in NJ as well. It was one of the largest contract manufacturers of pharmaceutical and personal care products in the world until gobbled up by upstart DPT Corp. of San Antonio TX.
A contract manufacturer is one who manufactures other company’s products for them under contract.
The plant is still there, still employing over 1000 folks and still located at 1200 Paco Way, not far from the world’s largest airship hangers and where the Hindenburg went down.
John Henry
Posted by john Henry on 2007 06 18 at 04:41 PM • permalinkAnd, incidentally, we had nothing to do with the Hindenburg. PACO hydrogen was NOT involved.
Oh bugger.
MINIONETTES!!! Leave Howard the Enceladan the hell alone and get down to the sublevel 23,778 archive and make bloody certain that ALL the records of the Perfect Airship Contract Organisation are accounted for and securely locked away. Especially the files marked PACO Patent non-flammable hydrogen gas generator, OK?? Then double the locks and post a guard. Yes, I know Karl’s pet cave bear ate the last one. That’s what Minions are for, just do it.
And nobody, but NOBODY mention the Hindenberg. Got it? And if anyone does, they’ll be in more shite than a German porn star as they’ll get a tour as Michael Moore’s arse-wiper. He hasn’t been able to reach it himself since 1972.
MarkL
Minionmeister to the VRWC
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I knew the giant Paco Corp sign would be a bad idea for the secret headquarters!