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ECO-DESTRUCTION ENCOURAGED

Age reader Raymond Kenyon, of leafy East Malvern:

For every tree cut down, two or 10 more should be planted. Imagine $30 million spent on a planting program. Now that’s money well spent on our future.

Our future of deadly warming, that is! At least the Prime Minister’s brother is helping rescue the planet.

UPDATE. Mark from Monroe in comments: “Treacherous barky bastard trees. Watched them from the warmth of my eco-friendly diesel train this morning here in NY. Sure, in winter they look all sad, aged arched fingers beseeching the sun. But they just can’t wait till spring when they start spewing their murderous poison gas. Naz-Trees, I call ‘em.”

Posted by Tim B. on 01/13/2006 at 03:24 AM
  1. Is “leafy East Malvern” relevant?

    Posted by DBO on 2006 01 13 at 04:29 AM • permalink

  2. #1 indeedy yes - it’s a very nice & moderately expensive suburb with a high population of wealthy moonbats & age readers

    Posted by KK on 2006 01 13 at 04:59 AM • permalink

  3. Reckon I can plant a tree but how the hell do I “enhance the visual interface”.

    Posted by slatts on 2006 01 13 at 05:01 AM • permalink

  4. Call me naive, but don’t all of The Age’s readers live in Malvern?

    Posted by TimT on 2006 01 13 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  5. 4. TimT. Almost. Some live in nearby Glen Iris.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 01 13 at 06:36 AM • permalink

  6. Slatts, I would have thought that planting a tree was doing just that.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 01 13 at 06:37 AM • permalink

  7. Rayment musty be all of ten years old. He’s never heard of a decades-old concept called ‘re-aforrestation’ or Men of the Trees.

    And Kew - Kew is a big The Age area (all those private schools).

    Posted by walterplinge on 2006 01 13 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  8. Malvern ... all I know is that Liberal politican Hubert Opperman rode one ... I’m from Sydney ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2006 01 13 at 07:19 AM • permalink

  9. #4 malvern proper has a high proportion of hun reading, liberal voting, true blue conservatives - it’s the seat of robert doyle, who if we are very, very lucky will wrest government in victoria away from the socialist scum

    Posted by KK on 2006 01 13 at 09:14 AM • permalink

  10. “For every tree cut down, two or 10 more should be planted”

    Ah, the precision of environmental science! For every tree we cut down, we should plant either 100% or 1,000% as many. Another “Kyote” baying at the moon.

    Posted by paco on 2006 01 13 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  11. Treacherous barky bastard trees. Watched them from the warmth of my eco-friendly diesel train this morning here in NY. Sure, in winter they look all sad, aged arched fingers beseeching the sun. But they just can’t wait till spring when they start spewing their murderous poison gas. Naz-Trees, I call ‘em.

    Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 01 13 at 10:42 AM • permalink

  12. Reckon I can plant a tree but how the hell do I “enhance the visual interface”.

    Light it.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 13 at 11:39 AM • permalink

  13. Oh, come on, guys, we still need trees.  Sawed and sanded, they make such great dining room tables.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 01 13 at 12:09 PM • permalink

  14. Bush, the Eco Warrior.

    They Had it Coming

    Posted by Patricia on 2006 01 13 at 12:36 PM • permalink

  15. #12: Richard’s comment puts me in mind of how dangerous certain trees can be. I read somewhere - and this may be somebody telling a whopper, but it sounded serious - that the melaleuca tree (is that how you spell it?), which I think is native to Australia, contains so much oil in its leaves that when one of the things catches fire the crown can actually explode.

    Posted by paco on 2006 01 13 at 01:11 PM • permalink

  16. Since we aren’t cutting down the large number of trees to make paper for the printed media any longer that means the Internet causes globel warming and it’s all Al Gore’s fault.

    Posted by purplefox on 2006 01 13 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  17. Bragging rights….I have two, count them, chainsaws.
    Bow down the lot the you!
    I’m so eco-friendly I spit chips…..wood chips.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2006 01 13 at 05:07 PM • permalink

  18. Meanwhile down and out in Melbourne Connie of Lygon Street is complaining about the trees polen and wants the City of Melbourne to remove all 150 Plain Trees from the leafy inner suburban Lygon Street in Carlton.

    Original Story in Melbourne’s Herald Sun

    The Other Cheek, Andrew Landeryou, goes on attack defending the trees with this piece

    OC Link

    Posted by Melbcity on 2006 01 13 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  19. #18 - Melbourne environmentalists have been whingeing about our London Planes for at least 3 decades. They’re foreign, that is, weeds.  There was a push a couple of decades back to uproot and replace them with eucalypts until those with a grain of commonsense pointed out that eucalypts will drop limbs on cars and pedestrians and also suck the water out of the soil leading to even worse cracking and subsidence that presently exists in Carlton.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2006 01 13 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  20. Bragging rights….I have two, count them, chainsaws.

    Poor bastard starved to death halfway between two old-growth trees…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 14 at 09:58 PM • permalink

  21. @15 Correct Paco.

    Posted by crash on 2006 01 15 at 06:58 PM • permalink

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