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DUAL STANDARD OVER FREEDOM OF SPEECH

A letter in the Melbourne Age:

The hysteria being whipped up over the The Chaser’s satirical song is highly amusing for the light it sheds on Australian values. When Muslims reacted indignantly to Danish cartoons that mocked Muhammad, they were ridiculed and chastised. They were told that freedom of speech was a core value in Western democracies and their failure to appreciate this showed that they were not adapted to Western society.

The Chaser, however, has mocked sacred Australian symbols: a racing car driver, cricket player, talkback radio host and rich newspaper proprietor. Such a reaction shows how flimsy is the commitment of some Australians to freedom of speech.

Colin Sheppard, Essendon

None of The Chaser guys are under police protection. None have been charged or thrown in prison. And, while we’re talking about the flimsy commitment of some Australians to free speech, it might be worth noting that the ABC broadcast The Chaser’s little song - but banned itself from running those Mohammmed cartoons.

(Via Dan Lewis)

Posted by Tim B. on 10/19/2007 at 09:12 PM
  1. The Chaser song didn’t go far enough. Why didn’t it mention Kerry Packer? Some cows are too sacred I guess.

    Posted by Wolves Evolve on 2007 10 19 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  2. I think ‘reacting indignantly’ is a little disingenuous. People died and property was destroyed. And they were not even the people who drew the cartoons.

    Posted by Toiling Mass on 2007 10 19 at 09:39 PM • permalink

  3. Good Lord.  How can someone find an equivalence in a comparison like that where there is obviously none to be had? 

    Criticising The Chasers for being tasteless in lampooning the dead who cannot defend themselves - this is simply the tried and true societal behavior-check mechanism called stigmatization - and threatening real, living people with death over some line drawings of a historical personage when nobody even knows what he looked like is… well… completely, totally, 100% not comparable or equavalent in any way, shape, or form.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 10 19 at 09:40 PM • permalink

  4. Wolves - the song DID mention Kerry Packer.

    Posted by Tim B. on 2007 10 19 at 09:49 PM • permalink

  5. #1, Dog Boy,

    looks like your thinking, tanked.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 19 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  6. a bit of mock outrage & general tut-tutting from that pompous windbag neil mitchell doesn’t equate to burning churches, attacking embassies & killing nuns.  bindi irwin isn’t going to urge croc hunter fans to kill the chaser guys.  neither john howard nor kevin rudd are going to propose a law to outlaw satire about the dead. colin sheppard is a moron

    the fact that the chasers are tasteless bastards is a major part of their charm

    Posted by KK on 2007 10 19 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  7. Hi Hucbald, * waving madly*

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 19 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  8. As Pauline Hanson was told during her time in the sun - freedom of speech also means people are free to call you an asshole.

    This attempt at moral equivalence is laughably pathetic. It has nothing to do with free speech. Criticism of someone isn’t denying free speeech. When people are threatened with violence, intimidation or legal sanction for what they say - that is a free speech issue.

    This asshole Colin from Essendon is apparently trying to deny people’s right to their freedom to criticise the Chaser. If Muslim’s had stuck to objecting to the publication of the cartoons they would have been exercising their right as well.

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 10 19 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  9. I see.  Murderous hordes of shrieking baboons
    threatening innocent lives equates to a spray from a radio announcer?  Such purblindness is as to discern no difference between a haircut and decapitation.

    Posted by Olrence on 2007 10 19 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  10. #3
    Well said Huc.
    The Chasers have now plumbed the depths of the lowest form of humour - it can only be an upward path from here on in.
    Youth, experience-n-all ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 19 at 10:15 PM • permalink

  11. I find the Chasers extremely boring and not in the least bit funny. However, instead of calling for them to be imprisoned or beheaded, I exercise the Free Will that living in this country affords me and change the channel.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 19 at 10:20 PM • permalink

  12. I’d like to think that it is only The Melbourne Age that would be capable of highlighting that letter with the headline DUAL STANDARD OVER FREEDOM OF SPEECH. when something like TYPICAL MORALLY INVERTED ASSWIPE MORON DRIBBLE HERE would have been more appropriate.

    People able to publish, indeed, embroider that letter have given up logic and reason as standard human values. They are not worth feeding.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 10 19 at 10:24 PM • permalink

  13. 8: Precisely so, Francis. Freedom of speech does NOT mean freedom from criticism. But at least Sheppard can print out a hard-copy of his letter, frame it, and hang it on the wall, right between his first grade perfect attendance record and the blue ribbon for winning the pie-eating contest at the union picnic. Another ornament for the Sheppard “Gallery of Achievement”.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 19 at 10:33 PM • permalink

  14. Great, now everyone is denying the Age letter witer’s right to free speech. Where will it end?

    Of course, he has free speech - and it is overpriced even at that.

    Posted by Toiling Mass on 2007 10 19 at 10:36 PM • permalink

  15. Thanks for the post, Tim.

    Claiming that “Muslims reacted indignantly to Danish cartoons” has to be about the biggest whitewash of history, in history. Yet it was at the very top of The Age’s letters page.

    I don’t doubt The Chaser’s willingness to have a go at anyone (viz War on Everything) as demonstrated by their go at Hilali. However I do wonder, if they’d sung about Mohammed, whether the ABC would have aired it.

    Colin Sheppard’s comparison between the Australian reaction to The Chaser’s eulogy song and the Muslim reaction to the Mohammed cartoons is utterly ridiculous.

    Yes many people were upset with The Chaser, just as some were upset with “Piss Christ”, the Virgin Mary in a Burkha or the ‘Nuns’ who appear in the Gay Mardi Gras each year.

    Of course these people were entitled to get upset. However, quite unlike the Mohammed cartoons, the Chaser haven’t been forced into hiding by rewards for their death, there have not been Australian or Christian leaders calling for the beheading of The Chaser team, nor have any Australians tried to hurt them. There has been no rioting, no murder and no destruction of property, all of which seems to happen every time Muslims get upset about someone saying (or drawing) something they don’t like. The “Jihad du Jour”.

    Some groups just seem to react a little less ‘indignantly’ (ahem) to mockery than others. This is of course, why the Mohammed float will probably never appear at the gay Mardi Gras alongside Fred Nile’s effigy, even though it is Muslims, not Christians who are executing or murdering homosexuals these days and deserve mockery.

    Indignant indeed!

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 10 19 at 10:36 PM • permalink

  16. How dare you say that Toiling Mass. Someone ban him quick!!!

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 10 19 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  17. Actually Toiling Mass’s overpriced speech crack reminds me of the wonderfully wilful misrepresentation of the concept of free speech by former Democrats leader Janine Haines when she was campaigning to stop political advertising. Her line was that political adverising wasn’t exercising free speech it was “expensive speech”.

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 10 19 at 10:48 PM • permalink

  18. Applying the Kevni Kode of Moral Konduct, The Age should be asking, are working families shocked by the Chaser?

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 10 19 at 10:55 PM • permalink

  19. #14
    The right to ‘free’ speech is counterbalanced on the scales of justice by obligations ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 19 at 10:58 PM • permalink

  20. #14
    Is the word ‘obligations’ in David Marr’s lexicon?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 19 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  21. I’m not offended by what The Chaser mob did at all.  I must share the same peurile type of humour gene.  I was having dinner with some friends the other night and one told a story about a kid acting very inappropriately.  Everyone else tut-tutted whilst I burst out laughing. 

    We used to have this drinking song that had a verse along the lines of “I can do the Niki Lauder”, which involved singing that line over and over again whilst running around acting like you were trying to put your head out.  I am sure it was cruel and insensitive back then, but the worst that would happen is that someone might tip some beer over your head.

    If people are offended, I see no reason why they be repressed from punching any member of the Chaser team in the face if they ever happen to meet them on the street.

    I for one am going to stop singing “Hitler has only got one ball” out of respect for Adolf, who is dead.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 19 at 11:25 PM • permalink

  22. The Chaser was once funny, but now it’s just a juvenile show going for either the soft targets, or complete shock value, most of the time, both.

    I must admit, I would have laughed my arse off if Chas had been shot at APEC though. Or had the crap beaten out of him when he was selling weapons in team colours outside the Canterbury game.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 19 at 11:26 PM • permalink

  23. Religious satire has a long tradition in undergraduate reviews (which is basically what the Chaser is).
    I want to see the Chaser satirise some of the more extreme Islamic leaders out there. You know, the ones calling women who show their legs “uncovered meat”, or calling for death to the West, etc.
    That would be a riot.
    I know you can do it, Chaser boys. After all, this is a war on everything, right?

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 10 19 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  24. I exercise the Free Will that living in this country affords me and change the channel.

    Sorry, Pogria, but that is crushing the Chase’s dissent.  Remember the Dixie Chicks Twits?  You’re supposed to be mindlessly entertained by stupid stunts being pulled by halfwits, doncha know?  Thinking is not allowed, and refusing to pay them some ‘tenshun is Unpatriotic. 

    /whining leftie

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 10 19 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  25. OT: This thread at Bolta’s has the potential to be absolutely hilarious.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 19 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  26. #21

    We used to have this drinking song that had a verse along the lines of “I can do the Niki Lauder

    What do Niki Lauda and Hotlips Hoolihan have in common?

    They’ve both been fucked by Major Burns.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 10 20 at 12:17 AM • permalink

  27. #22
    Can’t see ‘em emulating D-Generation/Working Dog Productions’* (commercial) success and in a ratings quest can see Auntie dumping ‘em for a slicker revue team should one surface.
    Enjoyed the Hilali airport scene, however.

    *Their early Thunderbirds sketch was a hoot.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 12:20 AM • permalink

  28. Jesus, don’t you know that free speech = never criticising the left?

    Posted by Harry Buttle on 2007 10 20 at 12:22 AM • permalink

  29. Greetings people.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 20 at 12:25 AM • permalink

  30. 25 ashy, I’d thrown my Victoria’s Secret undies, that will keep them quiet. :))

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 20 at 12:27 AM • permalink

  31. Tut-tut.  Tut-tut.

    Sorry, but I laughed at that song, ‘cos it’s both funny and truthy.  Tools do turn into top blokes after death.

    I suspect that JoHo’s pissed off both about the Don (Corleone) and his own probable treatment.  Honest John: Dead thank Christ!

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 12:27 AM • permalink

  32. #27 I reckon you’re right there Egg. Working Dog are a great team, with the success of The Dish and The Castle (filmed in 9 days, I think it was).

    I’m yet to figure out why the Chaser haven’t been stolen by another network if they’re so sure they’re a great ratings success. It could have something to do with there being little choice on TV on Wednesday nights.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 12:28 AM • permalink

  33. Tim B, you can wear mine if you like! (cheeky here)

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 20 at 12:28 AM • permalink

  34. #31 Careful, or we’ll start to think you’re an idiot.

    Honest John: Dead thank Christ!

    I s’pose you’re one of those guys who think those who disagree with you are best off dead?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 12:29 AM • permalink


  35. Dam it throw them ladies, while we’re at throw your bras as well.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 20 at 12:31 AM • permalink

  36. #31 Hiroshima
    Honest John: Dead thank Christ!

    Well if that ain’t an oxymoron ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 12:33 AM • permalink

  37. Actually egg, it’s two oxymorons, seperated by a colon.

    I’m free to say it.  You’re free to react however you see fit.

    The social contract obligates us to be (somewhat) restrained in the matters of beheading, arson, & phoney umbrage.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  38. Oh yeah, just in case… the Chaser can be very dull and unfunny.  I tune into the ABC on Wednesdays for the much funnier and more reliable Spicks & Specks.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 12:41 AM • permalink

  39. #7 Pogria

    “Hi Pogria!” *waves, blows kiss*

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 10 20 at 12:50 AM • permalink

  40. The prime minister insulting three idiots dress as rabbits is hysteria. Innocent people being murdered is indignation.

    On that scale, Colin Sheppard, of Shepparton, is a cockhead.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 10 20 at 01:15 AM • permalink

  41. #23 - religious satire goes right back to Erasmus, who was writing back in the time of King Henry VIII.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 01:16 AM • permalink

  42. #38 :)
    The Right would say 2 to the right of the colon ...
    Honest Kev?
    Plenty on the Left (who’ll come out, post election?) would prolly disgaree with that one.
    Remember that he didn’t get the leadership on his own, watch the knives come out should he lose the election.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 01:31 AM • permalink

  43. #40,  smack!

    Caught it Huc, thank you!


    Hey Bomb Boy, is mummy out playing Bingo this afternoon?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 20 at 01:32 AM • permalink

  44. #39 Do you wonder why your preference for Spicks and Specks does not surprise us Hero?

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 10 20 at 01:36 AM • permalink

  45. Honest John: Dead thank Christ!

    Ah Hero, aren’t you the clever one?
    I personally don’t watch The Chaser, not because of the content, but because one of the ‘boys’ shits me so much I’d like to stamp on his face. I dislike smirkers immensely.
    So are you yet another of the people disenfranchised by HoWARd? Picked up in the middle of the night and thrown in jail for dissent? Banned from speaking in public forum?
    Thought not. So please tell us all, clever fellow that you are, how Krudd is going to fix everything and make it shiny and new?
    Perhaps he can help you move out of your parent’s garage eventually?
    As part of his ‘Here to help Working Families because I’m a Financial Conservative’ policy?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 01:42 AM • permalink

  46. Agree with Chaser re Rudd stealing Latham’s policies, esp. edumacation in his tax launch.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 01:42 AM • permalink

  47. #46 It’s Chas, isn’t it 185600?

    More photos?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  48. Pogria, Mum’s dead, but you go right ahead with your insults.  I’ll probably cry soon.

    185600, sure, I’ve been arrested & jailed in various attempts to stifle my political expression.  It’s never bothered me too much because rights like free speech are defended through their exercise - not by the grace of governments.

    As far as KRudd is concerned - I have him marked down as one of yours.  A gutless, prissy little coWARd who curries favour with anyone rich and/or powerful who condescends to notice him.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 02:05 AM • permalink

  49. #49 I’m intrigued, Hiroshima. Why were you jailed? What law was it you were breaking at the time?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 02:09 AM • permalink

  50. #49 Oh dear!
    I had no idea I was insulting you Bomb Boy.
    Please accept my apologies.

    Still, with mummy dead, you wouldn’t be getting   spanked any more when you’re caught wearing her undies and make up.

    Is that why you come to this blog? Because you like being slapped around?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 20 at 02:13 AM • permalink

  51. #48 Ash_

    Got it in one!
    Yes please, some of the future legal defence studying hard?

    #49 Heroboy

    Oooh, you’ve been arrested whilst ‘speaking truth to power’? Bet that turned the girls at Uni on heaps. Well, the hairy ones anyway.
    So did any of these political expressions change a single thing? You weren’t one of the Erskinville 12 were you? I hope the naughty police officer didn’t actually have to force you into the van? 

    As for Krudd being a gutless prissy coWARd, yep, right on the mark. So why do you hate John HoWARd so much? I take it you have a job? And on your arrests you weren’t tortured, threatened with the deaths of your family, etc? So what has he done that would warrant you wanting him dead, exactly?

    Oh, and as for your ‘deceased’ mother, sorry ‘bout that, it happens to just about everyone sooner or later.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 02:19 AM • permalink

  52. #50 Ash_

    I’m betting at least one was for Offensive Use of Interpretive Dance in a Public Place, done badly.
    If it can ever be done any other way. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 02:24 AM • permalink

  53. Ash, you don’t have to break a law to be arrested and locked up, or even convicted.

    All you need is an over-zealous Police officer trying to please their boss, or some VIP to end up on charges.  Acquittals come when you have the knowledge and resources to properly contest the matter in Court.

    On free speech issues I’ve won more often than lost in Court.  The only compensation is a certain moral smugness.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 02:24 AM • permalink

  54. Such a reaction shows how flimsy is the commitment of some Australians to freedom of speech.

    That’s right put up and shut up. My freedom of speech is more important then yours. This Colin would be a blast to have a debate with.

    O/T
    On the subject of stupid letters to the Editor.

    There’s on the Saturday’s courier mail, saying that they did a google search on failed Aussie business’ and got 6 million hits, and some how blames John Howard for this.

    Posted by Old school on 2007 10 20 at 02:26 AM • permalink

  55. #54 Heroboy

    Yep, those cops can be really overzealous, can’t they? Officious Pigs, man.

    you don’t have to break a law to be arrested and locked up, or even convicted.

    So you were unlawfully arrested and detained? Why haven’t we heard about these obvious travesties in the mainstream media!
    Oh, it was for Offensive Use of Interpretive Dance? Lucky they didn’t beat you black and blue.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 02:34 AM • permalink

  56. #52 She can’t read yet 185600, but when she can, you’ll get some of her reading!

    When Outlook starts behaving, I’ll send them.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 02:34 AM • permalink

  57. 185600, I don’t HATE JoHo, I just want him away from the levers of power.

    Here’s an extract from the election leaflet I’m distributing now which gives my key reason.

    “In 2003 John Howard told the Australian Parliament that his government “knew” Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction.  He lied.

    In 2003 John Howard told the Australian people that he went to war with Iraq solely because of those WMDs.  He lied.

    In 2004 John Howard said the war in Iraq was over.  Australia had won, and was leaving.  He lied.

    In 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007 hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have died and been maimed in a war which is illegal, immoral, and unwinnable.  John Howard’s a bastard.

    In 2007 John Howard tells us we’re still winning, and our troops will come home soon.  No, honestly.  He’s lying.

    John Howard lies about a lot of things.

    On 24 November 2007 your vote can help John Howard stop lying….”

    KRudd’s season is coming.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 02:36 AM • permalink

  58. #57 Ash_

    Ok, I had expected her to be studying for her Articles by the time she was five, you might have to chivvy her along a little.  :)

    O/T (if I ever have been), I hope you’re both getting some sleep?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 02:37 AM • permalink

  59. Officious Pigs, man.

    Hee hee hee. That’s funny. 185600, say that at home. As loud as you can. Let me know what happens afterwards… unless I really don’t want to know. Exercise discretion.

    ...you don’t have to break a law to be arrested and locked up, or even convicted.

    I hear your pain man. I was arrested just the other day for changing the channel on my TV from the ABC. When will HoWARd stop this oppression?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 02:39 AM • permalink

  60. #58

    John Howard’s a bastard.

    This sentence in particular got me, HS. You have a copy of John Howard’s birth certificate? Isn’t that illegal?

    My daughter’s father isn’t on her birth certificate. I’ll be absolutely fucking proud if she turns out like John Howard.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 02:41 AM • permalink

  61. Officious Pigs. 

    Your words, not mine.  I have great respect for Police and the job they do.  When JoHo slams Keelty for speaking truth - that’s disrespect.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  62. #62 That’s fucking funny, and I bet you haven’t got a clue why.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 02:45 AM • permalink

  63. #58 Heroboy

    Where to begin?
    Number one, the WMD? You would have been hard pressed to find any western intelligence agency that wasn’t saying in their assessments that there were substantial WMD in Iraq. Not that you would have had access to them, but I got to see quite a few in ‘98 and ‘03. Everyone believed them. Your precious Kruddy as well.

    Hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians? Utter bullshit. The Lancet ‘study’ was nothing more than a survey, and has since been discredited.
    A lot of people have died, and continue to, I agree.
    But what do you do about it? How many Iraqi Kurds have been sponsored by you to live in your country? How many times have you been to the middle east exactly? Just curious, but if you want to make statements and call them facts, at least have some backround.

    Let me guess, you ‘want the troops’ home?
    But you don’t know a single person who has been there, do you?
    I am impressed with the depth of your feeling, misdirected as it appears to be to me.
    So keep ‘speaking truth to power’ son.
    Go back to trying to impress hairy uni chicks who are impressed with you wanting to change the world, until they wake up, shave their legs, get jobs and marry someone like me.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 02:49 AM • permalink

  64. #63 Ash_
    Yep, I don’t think I’d say it to Dirty Harriet, it’d put her in a bit of a dilemma.
    She’d have to make sure that certain baby making parts were still operative after the beating I’d get.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 02:53 AM • permalink

  65. #65 At least I wasn’t the only one laughing, 185600.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 02:57 AM • permalink

  66. #64, I said hundreds of thousands have died and been maimed, and I never cited Lancet.

    Ali Allawi (hardly anti-war) estimates between 200,000 and 250,000 dead, and I think he qualifies as having been there.estimates

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 02:59 AM • permalink

  67. #66 Ash_
    I did laugh my tits off at the ‘respect’.

    It’s great having my own private riot squad sometimes. I just wish she could cook.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 03:01 AM • permalink

  68. As evidenced by Hero, the Howard haters are coming out of the woodwork, and suddenly, this election is starting to feel like the last four.

    Love your work, hero.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 20 at 03:04 AM • permalink

  69. #68 I dare you to say it to her. I promise I’ll either visit you in hospital or attend your funeral, whichever it is.

    Either that, or I’ll teach her to cook. The Italian way.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 03:08 AM • permalink

  70. #67 Heroboy

    An ABC interview? I note that wasn’t exactly scientific, now was it? You really have no idea how many casualties there have been, or how many displaced.

    I didn’t ask about Ali Allawi, I asked about you. Have you ever set foot in the Middle East (Bondi doesn’t count son)? Do you know anyone who has served overseas? Don’t make claims that someone’s farted unless you’ve at least sniffed the air.

    It’s always annoying when someone who has never even seen something tries to tell me it’s something else. Kinda like a blind man in a brothel.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 03:11 AM • permalink

  71. Hero, I feel a slight responsibility here.

    When you’re talking with 185600, you’re dealing with someone who has been overseas to the warzones, and knows what he’s talkin’ about.

    There. That’s my duty to warn you done.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 03:15 AM • permalink

  72. #70 Ash_
    You would have to feed me through a straw.
    Dirty Harriet can (sort of) cook, but I love cooking, and if she learns how to do it she might not need me anymore.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 03:17 AM • permalink

  73. #73 She’d probably need you for other things… like vacuuming, cleaning the house, stuff like that.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 03:27 AM • permalink

  74. On free speech issues I’ve won more often than lost in Court.  The only compensation is a certain moral smugness.

    Hero Schema is revealed as being on the same level as Bryan Law, not counting their respective wins/losses in court. He’s here to lecture from the high moral ground of a Howard Hating Pamphleteer. I have already pointed out that he is becoming abusive, referring to commenters here as “losers”. His latest efforts just confirm that he is waste of time and space.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 10 20 at 03:29 AM • permalink

  75. #74 Ash_
    Yep, and washing the cars and boat, taking the dog for a run, and of course, playing ‘bad constable’.
    Don’t ask. :)

    #75 blogstrop
    Exactly my point, Heroboy is one of those credulous people who truly believe in his cause, however misguided, and yet bases it all not on experience, but on the fact that he has to protest something.

    It’s a shame that some people have this sick urge to find an obsession that takes them away from the truth of their daily lives instead of facing the mirror.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 03:36 AM • permalink

  76. #40 Hucbald

    Tart.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  77. #76 Playing Bad Constable? You surely mean she’s given so much power under HoWARd that she’s arresting and locking up people for not breaking the law?! How… how… how evil!!!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 03:41 AM • permalink

  78. #58 Heroboy

    The War is your issue. Why am I not surprised?

    In 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007 hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have died and been maimed in a war which is illegal, immoral, and unwinnable.  John Howard’s a bastard.

    Illegal:
    How? Certainly not under Australian law. Maybe international law but that’s a crock anyway.

    Immoral:
    No more so than any other government program.

    Unwinnable:
    This is crap.
    Simultaneously making Iraq a democracy and avoiding theocracy might be impossible, holding the country together might be undesirable but the war is not unwinnable.

    There are many legitimate criticisms of Howard so why is it always this?

    As for the lying thing politicians lie welcome to the world.

    Posted by Andy on 2007 10 20 at 03:42 AM • permalink

  79. #78 Ash_
    Despicable, isn’t it? I too feel Heroboy’s pain, detained and handcuffed, in my own home, to my own bed, just for suggesting that a certain member of the Constabulary looked ‘mighty fine’.

    I blame HoWARd for this.
    That’s why I’m voting for him.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 03:46 AM • permalink

  80. #80 Under those circumstances, with that oppression, I’m not surprised!

    I’d vote for him too!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 03:50 AM • permalink

  81. Hero boy listen up. For starters John Howard never said Australia had won the war in Iraq. Thats just left wing myth told often enough it becomes fact. The closest to it would be President Bush when he said “mission accomplished” which when you consider the miltary side of it was correct. Maybe your not old enough to remember but the real main reason we went to war in Iraq and Afganistan (which you have never mentioned) was because at the time arseholes were flying planes into tall buildings. Then there was that bombing thing in Bali and so on.The biggest scare for the western world then as now was that these arseholes would go nuclear.As for the hundreds of thousands killed in Iraq ask yourself who’s doing the killings? If you come up with the Yanks then you truly do have your head up your arse. Another thing name one ‘legal’ war PLEASE. lastly I dont know 185600 but I’m guessing it’s his regimental number and an old one at that.So if your going to blew with him on miltary serving overseas do your reseach.

    Posted by jon crow on 2007 10 20 at 03:51 AM • permalink

  82. 185600, you got me.  I haven’t been to the ME.  I’ve had no reason and wouldn’t feel at all safe.

    How many war-related deaths would you estimate?

    Blogstrop, stop complaining.  If you think being called a loser is too, too awful - why don’t you get organised and win.  “Living well is the best revenge”.

    Andy, “Immoral?  No more so than any other government program”.  My my.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 03:51 AM • permalink

  83. #82 Jon, you’re close. 185600 is in the military.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 03:53 AM • permalink

  84. #81 Ash_
    It’s not that my rights were curtailed, or that my freedom of expression was repressed, it’s just that….......

    Actually, what am I complaining about? Viva HoWARd! Viva Handcuffs!

    If the Kruddster gets in I may have to start protesting just to get a little action. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  85. #15
    As usual Dan, well said. I agree, as I usually do.

    I object to Chaser because I don’t find them terribly funny most of the time. A bit like funniest home videos, the most un-funny rubbish on television.

    #26
    LOLZ That’s awful. It’s funny, but.

    First comment and Wolves blew it.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  86. #85 “If the Kruddster gets in I may have to start protesting just to get a little action. :)” 185600 Would that be a hirsute pursuit?

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 04:01 AM • permalink

  87. #85 I am so joining your Political Party, 185600. I like what you stand for sit for advocate!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:02 AM • permalink

  88. #83 Heroboy
    I wouldn’t care to estimate. I already said a lot. Could be a hundred thousand, could be more. How many did that lovely ‘Uncle to the People’ Saddam Hussein kill, maim, torture?

    Perspective is a wonderful thing son. Think about widening your view about the ME. You wouldn’t feel safe? You wouldn’t be safe in just about any country in the region, with the exception (ironically) of Israel.
    Go and see the world before you comment on it or protest about our role in it’s affairs, it might do you some good.

    #82 jon crow
    Yes, it is an old one, thanks for making me feel positively geriatric at the age of 35!  :)

    The coalition isn’t the cause of the killing in Iraq, not anymore. If anyone thinks that the Sectarian and criminal violence would stop as soon as the Allies pull out, they’re eating magic mushrooms.
    The old regime kept a lid on this stuff by being totally ruthless and brutal. Should we be the same? No.
    We should be proud of the fact that at least we are trying to do this the right way. Were mistakes made? Yes. But a mistake doesn’t require blame, it requires a compensating action.

    Sorry to ramble, but hey, it’s free.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  89. #83

    Overthrowing socialist dictators is one of the few things the government does that I can bring myself to stomach. They may not be very good at it but that doesn’t make it immoral.

    What is immoral is forcing people like your good peacenik self to pay for it and I don’t endorse that. Given that you likely support forcing me to pay for all forms of welfare corporate, middle class, regular and otherwise I find it hard to summon sympathy for taxing you a little to free people from Baathist oppression.

    Feel free to disagree that’s the great thing about this country.

    Posted by Andy on 2007 10 20 at 04:06 AM • permalink

  90. #87 Heroboy
    No, you can have the hairy ones, I figure I can get arrested at least more often than you ever have been, and a certain constable might just be the one who does the frisking.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 04:08 AM • permalink

  91. HeroBoy

    Who did the killing?  The side I’m backing or the side you’re backing?

    Posted by murph on 2007 10 20 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  92. 77 kae

    “Tart.”

    *nods vigorously several times* ;^)

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 10 20 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  93. #88 Ash_
    Consider yourself party secretary!
    First job, start the future legal defence on construction of a giant paper mache Julia Gillard head.

    On second thoughts, don’t. We don’t want the child traumatised that young.
    The shrinks’ bills would be a killer.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  94. #93
    Cheeky tart.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 04:16 AM • permalink

  95. #94 I am so there. How about we leave the paper mache to the members who are being punished? It fits…

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:23 AM • permalink

  96. “In 2003 John Howard told the Australian Parliament that his government “knew” Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction.  He lied.

    He did? I mean he only knew of the information he was given. Man I must of lied
    when a friend told me that he that a test was going to be on the next week, I told that to my other friends, damn it. I’m a lying bastard.

    In 2003 John Howard told the Australian people that he went to war with Iraq solely because of those WMDs.  He lied.

    Same as the last reply he didn’t lie the problem is he relied on faulty evidence.

    In 2004 John Howard said the war in Iraq was over.  Australia had won, and was leaving.  He lied.

    Come again? your statements are just filled with lack of evidence.

    Posted by Old school on 2007 10 20 at 04:28 AM • permalink

  97. #96 Ash_
    Only if they build them in the gulags education facilities that HoWARd and his cronies have built in the middle of the Tanami Desert.

    No, it’s too cruel. Lets just not stoop to the paper mache head level at all.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 04:30 AM • permalink

  98. #75
    Yup, when the smugness is challenged the abuse starts.
    Typical Lefty.
    If moral smugness ain’t ego-centric, pray tell what is?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:34 AM • permalink

  99. Blogstrop, stop complaining.  If you think being called a loser is too, too awful - why don’t you get organised and win.  “Living well is the best revenge”. Complaining? No. Explaining.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 10 20 at 04:35 AM • permalink

  100. #98 You’re right. We shouldn’t do it.

    If Fairfax call, I’m still supposed to say that you were for the idea, right? Because you wear a uniform or something?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:40 AM • permalink

  101. #58
    In 2003 John Howard told the Australian Parliament that his government “knew” Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction.  He lied.

    Wot, juz cos the dopey UN weapons inspectors Hans Blix and (Oz f*cktard diplomat in the vein of KRuddy) Richard Butler* couldn’t find their way out of a wet paperbag? Pffft!

    *Booted out of Tassie cos of his supercilious demands.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:43 AM • permalink

  102. #101 Ash_
    If Fairfax call, it’ll be collect.

    It seems Heroboy has left. Shame. I just hope he isn’t being repressed by anyone. I really hope that he isn’t.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 04:47 AM • permalink

  103. Would a smelly, well-used, well-filled, old g-string be likely to make those Burmese generals nervous?

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 10 20 at 04:51 AM • permalink

  104. #103

    I really hope that he isn’t.

    Sniff. Sniff. I smell smoke….

    Khaki/cam pants on fire?

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 04:52 AM • permalink

  105. #103 That’s true. If I don’t accept the charges, is that repressing him?

    If Heroboy is being repressed, no doubt it’s the fault of both you and America. You’re all evil, I tells ya!

    I feel dirty.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:52 AM • permalink

  106. #105 kae
    Whatever could you be insinuating?
    I care about his right to speak truth to power.
    Or the hairy legged lesbian communist collective in Erskinville.
    You have to feel for the lad, Interpretive Dance is such a difficult medium to protest in.

    You keep getting arrested on suspicion of being drug affected.  :)

    Is it warm in here?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 04:59 AM • permalink

  107. #106 Ash_
    Shower, now. You have a young child who might become infected!

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 05:01 AM • permalink

  108. #108 Already showered. I felt so filthy, I couldn’t avoid it!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 05:02 AM • permalink

  109. #103 Nope, still here.  Just don’t want to take up too much space.

    I remember 2002/3 and WMD.  I remember that an early tactic to avoid the war, using the UN, was to insist on a return of weapons inspectors.

    I remember that those weapons inspectors began to follow up all the so-called “intelligence” reports from the CIA, MI5, and the Iraqi exiles (remember Challabi?) and kept finding the intelligence wrong.

    I remember the Iraqi government complying with US demands.

    I remember that the US once more forced the weapons inspectors OUT and attacking Iraq before its intelligence credibility was completely eroded.

    John Howard told the Australian Parliament in February 2003 that the government “knew” Iraq had WMD.  Not “had reason to believe”, or reasonably suspected”, or believed its intelligence assessments.  He said “knew” - and he lied.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 05:12 AM • permalink

  110. #58
    Richard Butler:

    While at UNSCOM Butler frequently argued that Saddam had undisclosed weapons of mass destruction. In a 1999 speech he said:
    ‘following Iraq’s expulsion from Kuwait, it became clear that the Saddam Hussein government had created a range and quality of weapons of mass destruction that was truly alarming. Iraq had also acquired a very considerable long-range missile force to deliver those weapons. There was also concern about Iraq’s nuclear weapons program, which through the International Atomic Energy Agency, we now know was advanced. It was for these reasons that the Security Council imposed very heavy, very strict requirements upon Iraq for the destruction, removal or rendering harmless of those weapons, and all of that to be done under international supervision.’

    He also accused Iraq of actively concealing its weapons and obstructing UNSCOM’s work:
    ‘Iraq never kept its side of the bargain by: not making honest disclosure statements of its prohibited weapons and weapons capability; unilaterally destroying weapons in order to ensure that the Commission would never know the full nature and scope of what it had held and this, under circumstances where the law required that all destruction be conducted under international supervision; and, through the pursuit of an active policy and practice of concealing weapons and proscribed components from the Commission.’

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 05:20 AM • permalink

  111. Yes egg, that’s why the weapons inspectors were sent in.  Unfinished business.

    Why weren’t they allowed to finish the job?

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 05:23 AM • permalink

  112. #112 Saddam kept lying to them and did his best to stop them from doing their job.

    Next question?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  113. #110 Heroboy
    You are really talking to the wrong person when you start talking about the UN inspectors son.
    I was there in ‘98 when the Iraqi regime did everything it could to obstruct the inspections, and I remember some of the ‘inspectors’. You claim that they followed up the intel? Most of them were spooks son.
    The inspectors weren’t forced out by the US, they were forced out by the situation - Iraqi anti-air firing in the no-fly-zone, Saddam making threats to fire on Israel, etc.

    The French and German governments of the time were shitting bricks about the fact that they built most of the infrastructure, and supplied a lot of the raw material for an NBCD capability to the Iraqis in the first place.

    Oh, and if you say ‘Scott Ritter’ I will say ‘Paedophile who was lucky to leave the ME with his head’.

    Come on, son. You can’t be such a one trick pony?

    Oh, and if we all knew in ‘03 about there being no WMD, WTF were we doing taking so many precautions? Why did we have all of those Anthrax injections, etc?

    We believed, and so did most of the world. Even Saddam’s side believed that they had them.

    I don’t stoop to personal attacks on people often, but check YOUR facts. I was there, you weren’t. And I doubt you were in the room when the PM was briefed?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 05:32 AM • permalink

  114. undergraduate reviews

    When you think that the Monty Python crowd started off in undergraduate reviews ... and so did the D Generation and Rob Sitch and his mob.

    Everything has gone seriously to crap.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 10 20 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  115. Mr Hero,what the fuck is an illegal war.

    What the fuck is an immoral war.

    Is there such a thing as a good one,a moral one…..You idiot.

    Your right,it should be U.N sanctioned,we can sit around while some Coffee Anan type tosser raves on about how “concerned” he is in endless press statements while 2 million people die like Rwanda.

    My family has been serving in the Australian Armed forces since the first Australian Army was formed to go to Sudan in 1885, There is nothing legal and moral about any war.

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 10 20 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  116. I read this letter this morning. What a disgrace. Sheppard is an idiot for describing these Muslims as reacting “indignantly” since it is a complete misnomer and whitewashes the whole thing.

    So the next time I burn flags, kill a few people and chant ‘death to the infidels!’, will I be described as reacting “indignantly”?

    The Age is pathetic.

    Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 10 20 at 05:43 AM • permalink

  117. #114, I’m talking about 2003.  No, I wasn’t there when JoHo was briefed, but I knew enough from independent research to know the WMD issue was propaganda.

    I accept your experience, but perhaps you’ll tell me now since everything was so rational, good and true - how come there weren’t any WMDs, or programmes, and why Colin Powell has since been moved to apologise for the innaccurate tripe he presented to the UN on 5 Feb 2003.

    #116 an immoral war is one based on a cynical lie, for profiteering purposes, waged against civilians, that makes everything it touches turn to shit - and in which troops are lied to, abused and then neglected by a government of would-be tyrants and tossers.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 05:48 AM • permalink

  118. #116 sparrow
    Exactly. The only people who think that you can have such a thing as a ‘Just War’ are those who have never fought.
    War isn’t nice, it isn’t clean, it doesn’t always make a lot of sense. It’s warfare.

    And when we no longer need soldiers and are all singing folk songs around the fire, I’ll be turning in my long cold grave. Human nature determines conflict.

    My family have fought as Australians, since the Boer war.
    Do I love war? No, but I love my country, and I want to do something that has an impact on the world, for my country.

    Obviously, the paper mache heads and walking down the main drag carrying a banner has some safe appeal, but really. I have testes.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 05:53 AM • permalink

  119. #118 You’re absolutely full of it Hero.

    You know about 2003. Ok, that’s cool. But you know enough from information, given years later, that it was crap. Well done buddy. Hindsight is always perfect.

    As for “how come there weren’t any WMDs, or programmes, and why Colin Powell has since been moved to apologise for the innaccurate tripe he presented to the UN on 5 Feb 2003.”

    Hindsight is always perfect. You know that.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 05:54 AM • permalink

  120. #119 Keep writing prose like that, 185600, and I’ll be challenging Dirty Harriet for your adoration.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  121. Ash, I knew about the WMD scam in 2003, before the invasion.

    I did what I could to spread the knowledge then, but the government spin (with support from Murdoch et al) counts for much more, and Crean, like Krudd, is a gutless spiv.

    Hindsight may well be perfect, but I’d value a higher attachment to honesty in our political culture - and I’m naive enough to believe we can achieve it.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 05:59 AM • permalink

  122. Yay Egg, 185600, Sparrow.

    I agree Janice. They’re crap.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 06:00 AM • permalink

  123. #122 HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    You missed my point Hero!

    Well done!!!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  124. #118 Heroboy
    What independent research? Hindsight is a marvelous thing. ‘03? I was probably not clear, I was there for both ‘98 and ‘03.

    The Iraqis themselves thought that the programs were still running (Saddam had their General Staff all thinking that someone else was responsible for them - good move in a country where informers are rife).

    Things weren’t all good and true. There was so much counter work going on from certain countries, along the lines of ‘Ziss is not Cherman’ etc. No-one knew, and everyone took the worst case scenario. Consider the fact that the threats to attack every country with a border to Saddam, and you can kind of understand that.

    Please don’t hand me that tripe of ‘in which troops are lied to, abused and then neglected by a government of would-be tyrants and tossers.

    I have had the pleasure of meeting the PM, and he isn’t a tyrant, or a tosser. He at least seems concerned every time he sends a soldier overseas. I doubt Kruddy or yourself would give two fucks if I died on a mountainside in Afghanistan, or a road in Iraq.

    So what is your solution? Would you prefer that we all just pull out of everywhere, including Timor (which, by the way, was not UN sanctioned until we went in)?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 06:05 AM • permalink

  125. 185600, I know I’ve said it before, but I want to say it again.

    I doubt Kruddy or yourself would give two fucks if I died on a mountainside in Afghanistan, or a road in Iraq.

    Us Blairites would care. I know we’d care. I bet you know we’d care.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 06:09 AM • permalink

  126. #121 Ash_
    Blushes
    That would be a cage fight from hell.  :)

    Thanks, but hey, I have to write the way I speak, being in the Miliatry, I’m not very bright.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  127. 185600, you said “I doubt Kruddy or yourself would give two fucks if I died on a mountainside in Afghanistan, or a road in Iraq”.

    You’d be wrong.  You scoffed earlier when I said I respected Police officers and their work.  And I guess you’ll be equally sceptical when I profess respect and admiration for soldiers and armed service-folk.  Nevertheless.

    Every soldier I know talks about the ugly realities of war, and also about the higher values (democracy, nation, family) they believe it serves.

    While the situation was confused, and yes, the worst-case scenario had to be acknowledged, my informed belief is that the war in Iraq could have been avoided (justice, not appeasement) and that JoHo and his cronies just didn’t do the job they signed up for.

    We can disagree about that, but I’m confident you’ll support my right to act honestly on my beliefs as long as I’m prepared to pay the consequences.  I support your right to do the same.

    Posted by Hero Schema on 2007 10 20 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  128. #122 Heroboy
    You knew? But why weren’t you silenced?
    Surely someone like yourself, with that knowledge, would have had credibility with the media?

    Oh, and I just know that it will be a nice day tomorrow, based on no particular facts just on my feelings.

    Sound familiar?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 06:21 AM • permalink

  129. #128 Bomb Boy,

    now that you’ve established that you believe in “Truth, Justice and The Australian Way”, why the hell don’t you relax and join in the genuinely jolly fun that most of the commenters have on this site.

    I’m sure if you dig REAL deep, you can amuse us in ways that don’t require us to place you over our knee and deliver the required spanking.

    You know that it hurts us more than it hurts you when we have to administer the punishment plank.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 20 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  130. Quick quiz for hero. Who said this?

    There is no debate or dispute as to whether Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction.

    He does.

    There’s no dispute as whether he’s in violation of UN Security Council resolutions.

    He is.

    Is it too late to add another name to your brochure?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 20 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  131. #129 *Slaps 185600* Come back to us!!! Stop getting the feelings of truthiness!!! Man, come on!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  132. 128 Heroboy
    Of course I respect your right to do whatever you wish (if it’s legal and constitutional), but please, don’t tell me that on an international scale, our politicians didn’t do what we paid them for? They’re politicians, for crying out loud!

    We had a choice to make, either sit idly by and let our alliance with the US and UK go to pot, or join up with the Coalition.
    Consider something. The Pre-war ME had not one single democracy. Not one, bar Israel.
    If you were a person thinking on the strategic level, wouldn’t you think that a resurgent Shia nation (Iran) and a Wahabist fuedal regime (Saudi Arabia) are going to butt heads sooner or later?
    What possible buffer could you get to preserve trade (the most important thing to our national interest) in the region?

    A democratic country slap bang between the two. That’s just a guess, but it’s not so far off if you take the long view.
    Otherwise, it’s the New Caliphate.
    One way or another, it will be decided in that region whether our requirements for resources are traded for, or we are blackmailed.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  133. #132 Ash_
    Thanks, sometimes, it takes a good swift smack!

    Oh, and I know you’d care, that’s why we all do it.
    Other than the booze, girls, drugs and ridiculously high wages we get.  :)

    No, I haven’t joined the AFL.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  134. Other than the booze, girls, drugs and ridiculously high wages we get.  :)

    Damn. I’m so jealous!

    I always wanted to play rugby!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 06:46 AM • permalink

  135. I thought regimental numbers had 7 digits, not 6.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 07:43 AM • permalink

  136. Has anyone seen “The Kingdom” yet?

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 07:51 AM • permalink

  137. #136 mr creosote
    The baby ones do.
    Some of us older soldiers kept ours.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 07:54 AM • permalink

  138. #136

    30 years ago mine only had six digits.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 08:16 AM • permalink

  139. #139 kae
    They changed it a few years ago, at first only reserves had seven digit numbers, then they went to the new system (PMKEYS). Bloody annoying.
    I’m just happy I kept my old number.
    I am getting on, and at least I have it tattooed on my forearm, with my blood type. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 08:19 AM • permalink

  140. Well that explains it.

    Dad had a letter or two in his.  The letter denoted your state.  Don’t know when they got rid of that.

    I’m told the blood type thing is no longer that necessary.  True or not?

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  141. #141 mr creosote
    The state is still there, ‘185’ is a Queensland number. :)

    As for blood type? Legacy of a misspent youth.
    Lets be truthful, if you need people to know your blood type, you are probably missing the arm it’s tattooed on anyway.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  142. Lets be truthful, if you need people to know your blood type, you are probably missing the arm it’s tattooed on anyway.

    That’s not supposed to be funny, but it is!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 08:47 AM • permalink

  143. #117

    So the next time I burn flags, kill a few people and chant ‘death to the infidels!’, will I be described as reacting “indignantly”?

    The Age is pathetic.


    I would hope they would describe your actions as illegal and immoral.

    Posted by amortiser on 2007 10 20 at 08:48 AM • permalink

  144. A Queensland number?  Shouldn’t it be shorter?  I didn’t think people could count much higher than 10 up north.

    Ha ha.

    I knew a few people that had the blood type tat, usually on both arms for the reason you pointed out.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 08:52 AM • permalink

  145. F256570

    32 years since I joined up and I still remember it.

    Blood crossmatching is very quick these days and they often use blood which matches type with a universal one, like I think O positive will go with any positive and O neg will go with any negative, but you’d have to ask someone here with nursing experience. And I was told that in an emergency situation blood will always be crossmatched, they won’t go by tattoos, ‘cos they’ve been known to be wrong! Though I’m not sure of the drill in a battle situation.

    And it’s amusing that, if they need your bloodgroup you’re probably missing bits anyway.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 08:52 AM • permalink

  146. crumbs, 256572

    arrgh!

    There were two WRAAC clerks where I was and they scared the hell out of me! They would abuse the blokes if they forgot their number or fluffed it. They were really kind to me, I wasn’t GAME to fluff my number!

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 08:54 AM • permalink

  147. #143 Ash_

    No one ever said that black humour isn’t a soldier’s game.  :)

    #145 mr creosote

    Yep, we count real high, since we got edumacated an all.
    The blood type tattoo is popular with some people, I was just young and hung out with a bad crown (and seventeen years later, am stil hanging around with the same bad crowd, just younger). :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  148. #148 I’m pretty sure I’d be hanging out with a bad blood type regardless so let’s party!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 10 20 at 09:02 AM • permalink

  149. #147 kae
    You were a WRAAC? Ladies every one, I only got to meet a few of them after the changeover. We did have a ‘sister platoon’ at Kapooka, and I will admit, it was fun for the instructors and us trying to stop the fraternising.

    I still remember the WRAAC girls as being much more ‘ladielike’.
    That said, some of them were bad, bad girls. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 09:03 AM • permalink

  150. All I got was seven lousy digits and no letters.  Some people have all the fun.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 09:05 AM • permalink

  151. Not that I tried to stop the fraternising at all. :0

    You’re old enough to fight, you’re old enough for all of the good things too.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 09:08 AM • permalink

  152. I was in the ARES in the 70s.
    I just had a look for an amusing photo, but I have taken it out of the album and can’t find it. This one will have to do.
    I never got a photo in the dress uniform which was tailor made in those days. And it was before the goofy green striped hat came out. We only had the beret, the fur-felt bottle green hat as dress.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 09:22 AM • permalink

  153. #150
    I knew a WRAAC who wasn’t a lady. But only one. She was a groundsheet.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  154. Ah, jungle greens.  Funny how you never see the fashionistas wearing them these days.  Or ever. 

    If you can look sexy in them, you can look sexy in anything.

    And don’t knock the groundsheets.  I thought the term was “mattress cover”.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  155. #154 kae
    Our hat is the same colour, hence we cop a bit of flak about it.

    Sometimes some girls do join up and for whatever reason, groundsheet time.

    That said, I have worked with some girls who would kick just about anyone’s arse.

    Although I do still remember my platoon staff, as we ran in three files, making the right file punch our rifles out to the side, on the command of ‘indicators on’ as we passed a female platoon. That and the fact that as we ran past, their instructors (all female) gave them the ‘eyes right’ whilst ours gave us the ‘eyes left’.

    I fell in totally platonic love with one of those girls.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 10 20 at 09:37 AM • permalink

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