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<< TACTICS CHANGED ~ MAIN ~ AUTO CHALLENGE II >>

DON’T NOBODY TELL THE JIHADIS

We are bacon.

(Via Treacher)

1. People, the other white meat.  Can’t see the advertising gurus jumping on to this one in a hurry.

   Posted by surfmaster on 2006 11 10 at 09:36 AM • permalink



2. That’s strange, I thought we would have tasted like chicken.

   Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 11 10 at 09:39 AM • permalink



3. # 2 Only democrats, greens and the labor party would taste like chicken!!!

   Posted by surfmaster on 2006 11 10 at 09:41 AM • permalink



4. They’ve known of “long pig” in New Guinea for ages.

   Posted by Olrence on 2006 11 10 at 09:43 AM • permalink



5. MMMMMMMMM Human flesh urghghghghghgh

   Posted by Nic on 2006 11 10 at 09:49 AM • permalink



6. Actually, tell them muzzie bastages. Maybe that’d keep some of them from chewing on our captured folk as part of the pre-execution entertainment.

   Posted by Grimmy on 2006 11 10 at 09:49 AM • permalink



7. But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot’s omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.”

   You can be bacon, I much prefer the prosciutto option.  In fact, I’m sure there’s a probably a taste of melon in me too.

   Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 10 at 10:06 AM • permalink



8. Artificial intelligence is still bollox.  They’re still playing with these toy projects 35 or 40 years on without a single significant achievement that stands up to close examination. 

   Mind is not an algorithm and cannot be simulated by one - see Roger Penrose for details

   Posted by rexie on 2006 11 10 at 10:42 AM • permalink



9. Is it named the Homer 2000?

   Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 10 at 11:18 AM • permalink



10. Conversely, bacon tastes like human.

    Posted by Mike Beversluis on 2006 11 10 at 12:06 PM • permalink



11. You can be bacon, I much prefer the prosciutto option.  In fact, I’m sure there’s a probably a taste of melon in me too.

    ...and sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

    Posted by trainer on 2006 11 10 at 12:17 PM • permalink



12. I always thought Soylent Green was people. IT’S PEOPLE!!!!

    Posted by chrisbg99 on 2006 11 10 at 12:18 PM • permalink



13. #11, aw, trainer, aren’t you nice.  Deluded, but nice.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 10 at 01:43 PM • permalink



14. Well if people are meat, I guess that would make me Jerky…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 10 at 01:59 PM • permalink



15. I for one welcome our new taste bud-deficient overlords.

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 10 at 02:25 PM • permalink



16. Parkay!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 11 10 at 03:08 PM • permalink



17. It’s a cookbook !!!!!!

    Posted by JayC on 2006 11 10 at 04:03 PM • permalink



18. #14
    Stop that, WOZ!

    Posted by kae on 2006 11 10 at 05:27 PM • permalink



19. Yeah, Chopper Read wrote in his first book that one time, he was holding a blowtorch to some guy’s foot, and it smelled just like bacon.

    Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 11 10 at 07:11 PM • permalink



20. Well, Jeffrey Dahmer did say that his favorite meal tasted just like pork.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 11 10 at 08:16 PM • permalink



21. BITE ME!

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 11 10 at 09:30 PM • permalink



22. Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 10 at 09:59 PM • permalink



23. The problem is in the programming.  The Japanese thought Hannibal Lecter was a gourmet.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 11 11 at 08:52 PM • permalink



24. Don’t make a hash of the puns here people…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 11 13 at 09:42 PM • permalink



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