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You learn all sorts of interesting things at Werribee Islamic College:
The teacher could not believe what he overheard. The “visiting” imam was launching into a tirade against the Jews and Americans that bordered on the ludicrous.
But then came the clincher, he recalled. “The imam told the students that the Jews were putting poison in the bananas and they should not eat them."
Poisoned Bananas College receives about $3 million per year from state and federal funds, reports The Age. Aside from instruction in the fruit-tampering ways of those wily Jews, students acquire healthy values:
"When you asked children to write about their favourite hero, they nearly always wrote about Osama bin Laden."
Things have changed in Werribee since I were a lad.
(Via the Bunyip)
Interesting piece by historian, Paul Johnson on anti-semitism, Arab and otherwise:
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/article.asp?aid=11906035_1
“In the meantime, by allowing their diseased obsession to dominate all their aspirations, the Arabs have wasted trillions in oil royalties on weapons of war and propaganda—and, at the margin, on ostentatious luxuries for a tiny minority. In their flight from reason, they have failed to modernize or civilize their societies, to introduce democracy, or to consolidate the rule of law. Despite all their advantages, they are now being overtaken decisively by the Indians and the Chinese, who have few natural resources but are inspired by reason, not hatred.”
o/t Article in Australian (the magazine)on origins of the human race and how we ALL trace back to the earliest human tribes and originally to East Africa.Humans of lighter colouring and hair had moved to colder areas and had to ADAPT to absorb sunlight and synthisize vitamin D.
Six prominent aussies of various colours,genders,sizes,countries of origin agreed to take a genealogy DNA test to trace their forefathers for men and ancestral mothers for women.
quote"INDIGENOUS populations have TRADITIONALLY cast a SUSPICIOUS eye towards DNA research,complaining it is YET ANOTHER ATTEMPT BY THE WHITE MAN TO RESHAPE BLACK HISTORY.
“Some Aborigines are sensitive to DNA testing”,concedes Wells, in a masterpiece of understatement,"THEY TEND TO BE THE ONES OPPOSED TO THE WHOLE IDEA THAT THEY MIGRATED OUT OF AFRICA.
THEY TAKE THE VIEW THEY’VE ALWAYS LIVED IN AUSTRALIA”.
the Aussies tested were Jackie Henderson,Pria Viswalingham,David Campese,Dr Cindy Pan and Aden Ridgeway.
I’m proud to be related to all of them- and the other zillions of the world.
There is a web address provided so us also rans can be tested for our genealogical group.Bananas? Did he just randomly pick them or is there some sinister reason the Jews would want to pick on that particular fruit? Too bad for the kids - bananas are some of the cheapest fruit out there and good for potassium. I hope their parents enjoy paying top dollar for minuscule containers of berries because Guest Imam decided that the banana was part of the Vast Jewish Conspiracy.
HA! I just got an old copy of the National Lampoon magazine, with an article within it called ‘Other Products Besides Tylenol Capsules To Be Terrified Of.’ Those poisoned bananas would go perfectly, right beside the ‘155mm Nuclear Artillery Shells in Family-sized Tide (washing powder)’ and the ‘Phosgene Gas in Grade A Eggs’ (’which could then fill up your kitchen with gas when you cracked an egg open and immediately destroy your respiratory system’)
I met a lefty teacher at a dinner party a few weeks ago (its hard to avoid them as they are everywhere!) and she was the usual feminist progressive lefty with the full range of correct opinions etc but even she was appalled that at her (northern Melbourne suburban) school there were many girls from Turkey who were married at 16, often to their cousins, whose parents had come to Australia because they were freer here to be fundamentalist Muslims than they were in Turkey!!!
Talk about a triumph of multiculturalism!!
Even the lefty feminist teacher was shocked.
Apart from anything else, as Theodore Dalrymple points out in “When Islam Breaks Down” (http://www.city-journal.org/html/14_2_when_islam.html ) “For fear of giving offense, the press almost never alludes to the extremely high rate of genetic illnesses among the offspring of consanguineous marriages.”
Also, apparently there is a very high birth rate amongst these migrants.Posted by arnienelly on 2005 07 31 at 06:12 AM • permalinkWhile those innocent, moderate muslims may end up stricken by those evil, bent Jewish bananas, at least they know how to restore their angelic children to full health:
ON HEALTH
“The prophet ordered them to follow his camels, and drink their milk and
urine, so they followed the camels and drank their milk and urine till their
bodies became healthy.”
(Vol. 7:590)“Mohammed said, ‘If a housefly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he
should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the
other has the cure for the disease.’”
(Vol. 4:537)ON HYGIENE
“It is reliably reported that Muhammed used to wash his head with
marsh-mallow after having sexual intercourse.”
(Hadith No. Mishkat 446)“Prophet said: ‘When anyone wipes his anus with pebbles, he should do this
an odd number of times.’”
(Hadith No. Muslim 97)Posted by Jim Geones on 2005 07 31 at 07:53 AM • permalinkI grew up in the western suburbs, and Werribee was always the place we sent our goldfish to when the carked it.
There is a sewage treatment plant there. These days, I think they’ve beautified the plant to the extent that they run tours there.
Maybe there is something to the notion we always had of Werribee being full of shite.
#22, ilibcc, if we get a Liberal government here next year (fingers crossed), maybe they’ll do a Jeff and slash public servant numbers.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2005 07 31 at 08:49 AM • permalinkJim Geones: the marsh mallow thing is possible—after all, it’s a plant, and was used for a variety of medicinal purposes. Of course, considering where Mohammed happened to live he probably more likely used the dwarf mallow plant (scroll down). The website doesn’t say, but maybe it grew in the marshy areas around oases in Arabia as well as on the banks of the Nile.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 07 31 at 09:07 AM • permalinkAnother link to the herbal uses of marsh mallow: it says here that it was used to soothe inflammation. I wonder if that meant then that Mohammed had dandruff or some other scalp problem, like seborrhea or ringworm? It wouldn’t surprise me; parasites, both inner and outer, were endemic in primitive times. Uh oh—I guess now I’m going to have a fatwa issued against me for insulting the Prophet’s hair!
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 07 31 at 11:29 AM • permalink#21 & 24 Yeah, the plant is OK, I understand that.
It’s just the rest of the crap quoted that’s a worry.I believe that the Imams somewhere, I forget where (might have been Indonesia), preached that the vaccination for polio contained poison which would make the Muslim men’s penises fall of (no great loss), so they weren’t getting vaccinated for Polio. Now apparently there are many cases of polio being detected in Indonesia, brought in by visitors from the Middle East.
The mindset of Muslims would be s-o-o-o hilarious if it were not for its current bent towards violence:
1. They seem to be in complete denial about reality at all times.
2. They believe the darndest things!
Posted by JJM Ballantyne on 2005 08 02 at 05:12 PM • permalink
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