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So Andrew Bolt thinks his readers own the finest dogs in all of blogdom, does he? Well, I believe that challenge has already been met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met. And met.
UPDATE. Parading an unusually inert collection of strays, Richmond-supporting Dutchman Bolt accuses this site’s dogs of being “asleep on the job”. Here’s a spectacular loop-eared leaper for him, then:
UPDATE II. Beautiful dog insight from James Lileks: “No! This can’t be! You have the clever-paws! Use them! Bread is at stake!”
Is Bolt trying to get a dog fight going? Who does he think he is, Michael Vick?
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2008 02 15 at 11:28 AM • permalinkWell actually I own the cutest dog in the world. I know everyone says that about their dogs, but mine really is. Choochie is a mini schnauzer without the schnauzer haircut which can make a very cute breed look very serious and old.
Alas, I can no longer participate in the Dog Wars. I had many dogs in my long years, but they’ve all passed on to the Great Meadow in the Sky. But I will say, the smartest dog I ever met was my Silkie, a Border Collie mix (possibly poodle, possibly corgi, possibly a combination of who knows). She was so intelligent, we had many extended conversations (mostly in her language, in which I wasn’t fluent, but which she understood perfectly). At any rate, she bossed the Boxers and the American Spitz she shared the house with at the time, even though the Boxers outweighed her by some 80 pounds apiece. They all worshipped her, and followed her everywhere. Of all my beloved dogs, I think I miss her the most.
Wife has a pomeranian I wanted to name Pup Diddy but now he’s Gus. She walks him all the good looking women fawn. I walk and get divorced grandmothers and fat gay guys. I hate that dog.
Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 02 15 at 12:05 PM • permalink#4 I pay your schnauzer due respect - but I raise you Fudge and Elle
Peter, those dogs cannot possibly be real. They’re way too adorable. Absolutely adorable.
Posted by wronwright on 2008 02 15 at 12:51 PM • permalinkLadies and gentlemen—and paco—I give you, the smartest dog ever.
How smart? So smart she pulled the sweat pants off a cheerleader after I told her to do it.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2008 02 15 at 12:58 PM • permalink#8 Peter, you can really tell they are descended from wolves.
#11, Rob, ever read A Boy and His Dog by Harlan Ellison?#11, Rob, ever read A Boy and His Dog by Harlan Ellison?
No, but I saw the movie. Mainly to laugh at Don Johnson.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2008 02 15 at 01:10 PM • permalink#8 Peter, you can really tell they are descended from wolves.
They’ve come a ways haven’t they? these two are surprisingly athletic though. I saw them chase a fox three times around our large suburban yard once - before the fox managed to scramble over the fence, They were actually faster than the fox - which had to resort to cunning fox tricks to stay clear.
Meet the canine Wacko family : My brand new boy - a Golden English Cocker Spaniel -“Harley” - he is 10 weeks old now and been with us for one week
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4511/harley9weeks10208fx7.th.jpg
Also my older boy in Black, (I have had English Cocker Spaniels for most of my life),....
Here is “Marshall” -
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4281/marshalluptonogoodik0.th.png[url
Okay, off to work, but I leave you with Fergus. He’s not mine I’ve got a cat who was last seen in the microwave, but he’s in the family so that’ll have to do.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2008 02 15 at 04:48 PM • permalinkRe #13, yeah, the movie sucked, but do read the short story….it’s a hoot!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 02 15 at 08:22 PM • permalinkIncidentally there’s evidence that Sasquatch is somewhere near at hand in the snow, from last evening.
Corn seems to be the attraction. The same footprints were across my porch this morning.
There’s more to Sasquatch than just the dollar coin they put out a few years ago, I think.
Tim, Thanks!!! My brother will be tickled to see his pooch on an Australian blog!
Posted by Old Tanker on 2008 02 15 at 10:35 PM • permalink
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Damn it. I own the cutest
evil dog from hellbulldog in existence. Possibly the only cute bulldog to have existed. And I can’t figure out how to post a photo.Damn you High Technology.
(I also own a miniature dachsund, very very adorable, and a mixed beagle-basset hound that I call a baggle. Also cute but a bit evil).