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An Anarcho-Stupidist makes his point during George W. Bush’s inauguration:

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Check the wan, sensitive, ethereal expression ... you cannot possibly know of my inner torment, you oil-minded Republican brutes! I exist on a higher plane! Oh, and let’s bomb Texas!

The guy in the bear head, though ... cool.

(Via a reader in D.C.)

UPDATE. The Dissident Frogman has just the thing to cheer up our sour-faced friend.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/24/2005 at 12:50 AM
  1. Bearheads for Bush!

    Posted by Abu Qa'Qa on 2005 01 24 at 02:11 AM • permalink

  2. Oh good the comments are loading in the right order now. Sorry guys.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 01 24 at 02:27 AM • permalink

  3. Oh excuse me, they aren’t. Never effing mind.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 01 24 at 02:28 AM • permalink

  4. I like the Dissident Frogman’s Busted Beards Board. If I had that and a Bearhead, my life would be complete. 

    Posted by jooly on 2005 01 24 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  5. test?  :vampire:

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 01 24 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  6. Is that peacoat still part of the uniform?

    Posted by Mike H. on 2005 01 24 at 02:50 AM • permalink

  7. Note the rugged features and developed physique, you can bet he’s served in the armed forces.

    Of Belgium.

    Posted by Aaron - Free Will on 2005 01 24 at 02:53 AM • permalink

  8. He should have consulted this young woman before drafting his sign!!!  (scroll down to 3rd picture)

    Posted by MattDC on 2005 01 24 at 03:15 AM • permalink

  9. Dont push the red button!!!

    Posted by debbie on 2005 01 24 at 03:22 AM • permalink

  10. The dude kind of reminds me of Meadow Soprano’s first boyfriend at Columbia. Noah.

    Eh. Whatever.

    Posted by Dylan on 2005 01 24 at 03:26 AM • permalink

  11. Darlene, I resent your comment about anarchist being against organization.  As an anarchist of many years standing, let me remind you that anarchist means no (an-) government (archy).  We aren’t against organization, per se.  Anyhow, we did too organize some orgies when I was in college.

    I also personally organized and got funded by the uni student government a club—The Anarchist Precision Drill Team.  We met whenever we felt like it, and each member marched at whatever tempo they liked in any direction that seemed best to them.

    So there.

    ;->=

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2005 01 24 at 04:13 AM • permalink

  12. In “The Lion in Winter” Eleanor of Aquitaine asks, “What kind of spindly, rickets-ridden, wizened, milky, dim-eyed, gammy-handed, limpy line of things will you beget?”

    With that guy in the photograph, she has her answer.  Frightening, isn’t it?

    Posted by Frank Villon on 2005 01 24 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  13. Actually, the evil Bush already sent his minions to bomb Texas 2 1/2 years ago, taking out a totally defenseless bathroom in the process. If only Jackie Spinner had been reporting out of Bush’s former home town at the time, the Washington Post could have gotten a great story on how the family in that nearby community must hate America now, after the facist military forces demolished their sink and toilet…

    Posted by John57 on 2005 01 24 at 05:32 AM • permalink

  14. How much do you want to bet he’s read Sartre? Does he fancy himself as a modern-day Marat? He IS trying his damndest to look French.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2005 01 24 at 05:48 AM • permalink

  15. I’ve long figured the anarchists are just yobs by other means, and the demonstrations are just an excuse for them to smash stuff up. These guys look pretty pathetic, though. Would you really put them up against a third-rate British football hooligan crew?

    Posted by Ernst Blofeld on 2005 01 24 at 05:55 AM • permalink

  16. He’s got a purdy mouth. And he looks pretty clean for a moonbat. I’d screw’im.

    Posted by goldsmith on 2005 01 24 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  17. Sadly I actualy recgnize the anarchy A inside the circles on his sign.  What the gfuck anarchy has to do with being a sissy protesting moron (and bombing Texas) isn’t very clear to me, but he is one.

    Posted by Josh on 2005 01 24 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  18. What the hell is Ethan Hawke doing out on that cold sidewalk, anyway?

    Posted by BruceW on 2005 01 24 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  19. I say this fresh-faced young lad should be sold as a sex slave and forced to work with his feet handcuffed to the bed in the basement of a merchant bank servicing Alan Jones, with proceeds going to pay for Halliburton’s Christmas party.

    Posted by Jim Geones on 2005 01 24 at 06:56 AM • permalink

  20. He’s still a spunk (Australian meaning).

    How cool, somebody responded to my comment before I even made it.

    I am special, I am.

    Sorry to the anarchist I offended.
    :coolsmile:

    Wow, we even get smileys. It can’t get much better than this.

    Posted by Major Anya on 2005 01 24 at 07:04 AM • permalink

  21. The little twerp looks like Daddy’s money might be running low and he’s gonna have to get a job soon.  I’d be bummed too.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 01 24 at 07:32 AM • permalink

  22. Ahhh, so serious, so dedicated to carrying out acts of violence and so, have to say it, damn cute.

    Sigh! All the cute ones support really stupid stuff.

    Actually anarchists are so against organisation they couldn’t put together an orgy at a university college.

    Posted by Major Anya on 2005 01 24 at 07:38 AM • permalink

  23. “Note the rugged features and developed physique, you can bet he’s served in the armed forces. . . . Of Belgium.”

    Years ago, a guy I know who used to be in the army was on an exchange to NATO HQ in Brussels. He made a crack about Belgium being Germany’s preferred invasion route to France. How’s that for three insults for the price of one!

    Posted by steve68 on 2005 01 24 at 07:46 AM • permalink

  24. You look at these weeds and rest assured that at least they’re not likely to reproduce.

    Posted by steve68 on 2005 01 24 at 07:48 AM • permalink

  25. My two cartoon bubbles:

    As Eldon strained to look comfortable among those he both admired and was intimidated by, he couldn’t help but wonder if the words spoken to him by Reed, the group’s leader, were strictly professional or perhaps something more.

    or

    I wonder what Mom is making for dinner tonight?  Probably something with meat in it…...that fascist bitch.

    Posted by Thomas on 2005 01 24 at 07:54 AM • permalink

  26. Goldsmith and Darlene - I agree, he’s not bad-looking for the Lanky/Soulful division, but you have to balance that against the fact that sooner or later he’d insist on talking to you.

    Unless he likes it done differently, in which case maybe he’d let you tape his mouth shut. Hmmm….:)

    Posted by Sonetka on 2005 01 24 at 08:45 AM • permalink

  27. Anyone else seen this?

    Near where I work someone wrote a few (A) signs (i.e. that Anarchist symbol), but it seems that somebody has subsequantely come along and changed them to say (A)yn as in Ayn Rand…

    As only people in the UK who know who Ayn Rand is also all read Samizdata it must be someone posting online.

    Maybe a lefty mugged by reality?  Go on own up if it’s you!

    Posted by Rob Read on 2005 01 24 at 09:44 AM • permalink

  28. Just take a look around in the crowd.  It’s all college-aged foks.  They’re just partyers, nothing more.  Just a fashionable way to curry favor with the chicks.  It’s all about getting laid.

    Did you ever have your parents show you pictures of yourself 10, 20 years ago?  We’re inevitably embarassed by the clothes we were wearing, the hair styles, etc.  This sign-carrying goof will be ashamed of himself in 10 years when he has a job and a family to provide for.

    Posted by Flatlander by the Lake on 2005 01 24 at 10:59 AM • permalink

  29. Even cowgirls get the blues.

    Posted by crash on 2005 01 24 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  30. The sign-carrying goof is going to reproduce?  Now I’m upset…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 01 24 at 11:41 AM • permalink

  31. Bet he tells people they’re “condescending” a lot. He’s a carrier.

    Posted by bovious on 2005 01 24 at 11:56 AM • permalink

  32. Definitely needs some lamb on Australia Day.

    Posted by mr magoo on 2005 01 24 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  33. They can’t be globalisation protestors???
    They’re outfits…particularly their footware…has ‘sweat shop’ written all over it.
    These geek all look the same. They think the same, that’s for sure! His placard reminds me of one I saw at a “peace” protest in Sydney late last year. It read “death to America!”
    Yeah, let’s give “peace” a chance!

    Posted by Brian on 2005 01 24 at 12:17 PM • permalink

  34. What is it with being a lefty protestor and having a scarf or bandana wrapped around your head?

    I mean, if it’s cold, wear a beanie (or a bearhead). If it’s warm, don’t. How hard is that?

    I just don’t get the idea of waking up in the morning and thinking, “Today I shall wear pants, and a shirt, and a jacket, since it’s a bit chilly out. Oh, and I’ll wrap a scarf around my head.”

    Posted by blandwagon on 2005 01 24 at 12:29 PM • permalink

  35. And could we all do a bit of a sorry head tilt to PETA while we scoff our lamb chops on Australia Day? Perhaps a lamb’s tail on your car radio aerial too.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 01 24 at 12:30 PM • permalink

  36. Where is he going to get the bombs? out of his purse?

    Posted by Hucklebuck on 2005 01 24 at 01:12 PM • permalink

  37. Anarchy Boy is all bummed because he’s come to grips with the cruel fact that he is a Shavling, a male who thinks he’s physiologically ready to shave, but is not. That caterpillar thing under his lip appears courtesy of his scrapbooking mother. Scrapbooking technology is a wonderful thing.

    Posted by tongueboy on 2005 01 24 at 01:26 PM • permalink

  38. The tactic is a good way to draw the attention of the Secret Service, until you see who/what is holding the sign, that is.

    Posted by J. Peden on 2005 01 24 at 01:43 PM • permalink

  39. You know, kiddie, be careful what you ask for.  This isn’t like bombing France or throwing water balloons at the math team.  You bomb Texas, Texas bombs you back.

    Posted by Nightfly on 2005 01 24 at 02:36 PM • permalink

  40. “It’s not a purse ... it’s European!”

    Posted by Grand Old Elephant on 2005 01 24 at 03:27 PM • permalink

  41. “Oh, and I’ll wrap a scarf around my head”

    Keep my brains from dripping out of my ears.

    Posted by giles on 2005 01 24 at 03:33 PM • permalink

  42. Without his power-scarf, yon delicate featured boy would be bareheaded. 

    As opposed to bear headed.

     

    Posted by Carl H on 2005 01 24 at 03:50 PM • permalink

  43. What a dick!

    Posted by Karl Fidel Adams-Kingston on 2005 01 24 at 03:54 PM • permalink

  44. dear you know who you are,
    please return ms. moonbat’s accordion.

    WARNING!!! portland moondopes.

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 01 24 at 04:39 PM • permalink

  45. Looks sorta like part of the Kerry enervated base.  Speaking of Sartre, was this guy from “The Flies” or “No Exit”.  Either seems appropriate.  Or perhaps he is one of Camus’ boulder bozos!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2005 01 24 at 04:48 PM • permalink

  46. Nice purse, fruitbucket.

    Posted by Rob C. on 2005 01 24 at 05:13 PM • permalink

  47. test

    Posted by Andrea Harris on 2005 01 24 at 05:28 PM • permalink

  48. Just checkout all of those sneakers.  Are there any sneakers produced by American labor?  These bozos will be the first to show at an anti-globalization rally!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2005 01 24 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  49. Darlene, he’s pretty and all, but I wouldn’t. He clearly takes himself soooooo seriously. The guy in the bear head hat, though . . .

    Posted by Lizzie on 2005 01 25 at 03:22 PM • permalink

  50. Actually, the other side of the sign said, “I’m shagging my sister”. That’s why everyone is smiling. He didn’t want their parents to know, so he flipped the sign.

    Oh, that’s his sister standing next to him… :coolsmirk:

    Posted by El Cid on 2005 01 25 at 03:52 PM • permalink

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