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DAWN OF THE LOLMO

“I think it’s time for ... LOLMohammeds.” Yes. It is that time. Evil Pundit kicks things off with a ROFLMahmoud.

UPDATE. Via Dan Lewis, a striking example of Moback (NSFJ).

UPDATE II. Lolmo fever! New works from Col. Milquetoast and EP:

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UPDATE III. The Environmental Republican emails: “The Saudis say they’ll let the Vatican build churches if we ‘recognize the Prophet Mohammed’. Thanks to you, we now have more pix with which to make a positive identification.”

Posted by Tim B. on 03/20/2008 at 11:36 PM
  1. How did I know that would be exactly who I thought it would be?

    I think that there should be bears. Teddy Mo Bears, too.

    Goats. Don’t forget goats.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 20 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  2. I shall never sleep again. Thanks, EP. (On the upside, very funny and it was brilliant of you to get this idea in the first place!)

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2008 03 20 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  3. About freakin’ time Evil Pundit’s blog returned.

    Here’s my attempt.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  4. I’ve been referring to Mohammed as “Mo” for quite some time now, and no one seems confused by this abreviaton.

    I reckon LOLMohammed should be shortened to “LOLMo”.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 21 at 12:47 AM • permalink

  5. Don’t forget the Mo Ho’s Rabiah and the other fugly Jihad sheila.  A real pair of Fatwats and as smelly as a Sheiks jock strap.

    Posted by Howzat on 2008 03 21 at 12:48 AM • permalink

  6. LOLMohammed

    another LOLMohammed

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2008 03 21 at 12:53 AM • permalink

  7. #6 Excellent.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 12:59 AM • permalink

  8. As a side note, if you do a Google Images search for Mohammed, the first two hits are fatwa-worthy.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 01:03 AM • permalink

  9. Thanks for the link, Tim! Here’s another one.

    I haven’t come up with a funny Mohammed one yet. I guess I’ll just call them Loljihadis.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2008 03 21 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  10. #9
    Jihad retard.

    Darwin award nominee.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 21 at 01:25 AM • permalink

  11. muslim humour

    Posted by cohenite on 2008 03 21 at 01:27 AM • permalink

  12. BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 21 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  13. LOLMohammed

    again

    Oh noes! more!

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2008 03 21 at 02:36 AM • permalink

  14. And moar!

    Dan Lewis and Col. Milquetoast are on a roll!

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2008 03 21 at 02:50 AM • permalink

  15. Oh noes!

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 02:56 AM • permalink

  16. Reminds me of this

    Posted by American Interests on 2008 03 21 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  17. Oh Yezz!  #15 is the funniest ever!!!!

    We need to start a database of these like “I can haz cheezeburger” for the LolCats!

    Posted by Baron on 2008 03 21 at 03:13 AM • permalink

  18. My own humble first effort.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 21 at 03:23 AM • permalink

  19. This is gold. It’s actually work safe but you need to sign into Youtube and verify you are over 18…

    Apache porn

    Posted by Abu Chowdah on 2008 03 21 at 03:25 AM • permalink

  20. Sorry, this is the link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrnQE2WbhGE

    Posted by Abu Chowdah on 2008 03 21 at 03:27 AM • permalink

  21. If you want to “light something up” after the post coital fun, try this on:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeE6qoqWTso

    Work safe, but not safe for Iraqi insurgents.

    Posted by Abu Chowdah on 2008 03 21 at 03:28 AM • permalink

  22. And still moar.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 21 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  23. #11
    Two words never seen sequentially before.
    If there is, however, a Tehran Komedy Klub & Karaoke Bar, I apologise.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2008 03 21 at 04:17 AM • permalink

  24. O/T holy crap, police save a life!

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 21 at 04:21 AM • permalink

  25. You guys are wickedly admirable, defending free speech and a free society against the mindless morons of Islam.  Ridicule is a great weapon, keep on dishing it out to these malcontents.

    Posted by Howzat on 2008 03 21 at 04:22 AM • permalink

  26. MOAR!!!

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2008 03 21 at 04:27 AM • permalink

  27. More strange goings on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO5FURgj9zM

    Posted by Howzat on 2008 03 21 at 04:29 AM • permalink

  28. Whalez Eye?
    GOEZ BOOM!
    while his sister gives GUD SNOOD

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 21 at 05:00 AM • permalink

  29. Industrial strength ROFL.
    Ribs hurt, eyes streaming....

    Posted by Bonmot on 2008 03 21 at 05:21 AM • permalink

  30. Hello Kitty Allah Kitty.

    Meow...

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 05:31 AM • permalink


  31. Hey Mr Terrorists. Terrorize this.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 05:41 AM • permalink

  32. TIM CAN HAS FATWA?

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 05:45 AM • permalink

  33. RAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2008 03 21 at 05:56 AM • permalink

  34. I Goez Hidenseekz

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 21 at 06:02 AM • permalink


  35. #24
    China tops world road death list

    China’s roads have long been dangerous, a result of drivers who switch lanes without signalling, ignore traffic lights, speed down the wrong side of the road or throw their vehicles into reverse when they have missed a highway exit.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 21 at 06:15 AM • permalink

  36. HALP!!! WIND CHANGED!

    Posted by bondo on 2008 03 21 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  37. If you can’t get enough, visit FrankJ’s archive.

    Posted by Retread on 2008 03 21 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  38. OMGWTFBBQ!!!

    Posted by bondo on 2008 03 21 at 06:57 AM • permalink


  39. #41
    Wow. Even more amazing that no other news site has picked up on it hours later.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 08:24 AM • permalink

  40. Too late to the party, guys.  There is already http://lolterrorists.com/

    I’m suprised nobody punched in that URL

    Posted by Jimmy the Dhimmi on 2008 03 21 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  41. Re: the pictures in the thread header.

    Always good to see a Muslim jihad-loon get blown to pieces.  Looks like he was about to fire off a mortar rather than make a “bom”, though.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 21 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  42. You know how, when you get startled, or somebody steps on your foot, or you knock your beer over, you yell “Jesus!”?  I think from now on, I’m gonna yell “Mohammed!”, or better yet (quicker and more satisfying) “Mo!” Or if I have the time and ire to draw out my frustration, maybe it’ll be “Mohammed H. Rageboomer”.  Something like that.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 21 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  43. "knock your beer over”

    Behead those who spill beer!

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 21 at 10:56 AM • permalink

  44. "New guy!"-Achmed the Dead Terrorist

    Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 21 at 11:49 AM • permalink

  45. #43 Jimmy the Dhimmi

    Too late to the party, guys.  There is already http://lolterrorists.com/

    Not really, because what is supposed to be going on here is LOLMohammeds - mocking the Bedouin caravan raider but, as you have keenly guessed, most have been LOLterrorists.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 21 at 01:11 PM • permalink

  46. #43 -

    I don’t think there’s any Islamic injunction against representations of random splodeydopes. Goddess knows they’ve made enough YouTube videos of themselves and will caper like monkeys the moment anyone points a camera their way (not to mention parts of Beirut being papered with pictures of Nasrallah).  What gets their knickers in a twist is representations of Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him)—hence lolmos.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 21 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  47. #45 excellent idea, Rebecca.  may i use it?

    Posted by missred on 2008 03 21 at 03:42 PM • permalink

  48. #45: Terrific idea, rebecca! I’m doing the substitution effective immediately. “Allah damn it!” might be therapeutic, too (although, in the South, we’d prolly shorten it to “Al’dammit!).

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 21 at 03:45 PM • permalink

  49. The Haides Paradise Express has just departed. Mohammed and the 72 virgins are waiting to greet him. So is his brother Mohammed, and his other Mohammed, and his uncle Mohammed....

    Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 21 at 04:49 PM • permalink

  50. #45 For a little less emphasis: “By the Beard of the Prophet!”

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 21 at 05:06 PM • permalink

  51. #50, missredi, by all means do.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 21 at 06:40 PM • permalink

  52. #51, Paco, an excellent addition.  As is #53, Harry’s, except that “By the Beard of the Prophet” doesn’t have the same emotional satisfaction unless you add the word “Dirty”.  Or maybe “Goat-Smelling”.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 21 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  53. #43

    That’s hilarious. Someone’s taken some Fatima artwork I did around here a few months ago and LOLcatted it.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 21 at 08:24 PM • permalink

  54. ok, finally a lolmohammed.

    Be careful on teh internetz.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2008 03 22 at 12:26 AM • permalink

  55. LOLKSM

    one of many lolterizts

    Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2008 03 22 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  56. Best part of the pics Tim included in his post is realizing just how much “Mo-menetum” that guy’s head had after the bomb went off.

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2008 03 22 at 07:38 AM • permalink

  57. moar

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 22 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  58. GREAT stuff, people! Thank you!

    And Happy Easter, of course.

    Posted by KC on 2008 03 23 at 10:40 AM • permalink

  59. For the Simpsons Fans.

    The Flaming Mo.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 24 at 03:11 AM • permalink

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