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Location: Jerusalem. Later, Tel Aviv.
Mission: Apparently to eat fourteen types of of fish at every meal. In between times, talking to folk. Column this weekend.
Most alarming tourist t-shirt seen thus far: GUNS ‘N’ MOSES. A few hundred yards from the Wailing Wall.
More soon.
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I can’t stop shopping, please help me Blair readers.
message from Col M. : I’ve already suggested that I tie her up in her dungeon. It was my idea so no one else gets to do that one except me.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 06:51 AM • permalink#3 page3 Pogria says
White Chalk is the Ultimate Princess Accessorymessage from 1.618 :
She’s must be. She’s really ‘dry’ like talc and needs a *&&^^^&, and she gets into here easily.(it really does get in,,,, which is an old tv commercial.
from Col.M. : I am so confused.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 06:54 AM • permalinkmessage from 1.618:
tell poggy I promise I’ll have a glass of wine on the glacier for her….
I want velvet.message from Col M. : (nods approvingly)
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 07:01 AM • permalink#8 Oh, okay (pretends to understand so I don’t look stupid)
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 07:04 AM • permalinkmessage from 1.618 :
yes that one Poggy, on Bert newton show 20 to 1 on commercials… yes yes yes….
(Col. Milquetoast pretending not to be confused)
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 07:06 AM • permalink219. (page 2) blogstrop
Nice articles.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 12 16 at 07:12 AM • permalink#15 I’m both old enough and young enough, ahhh a prime age.
Pog, maybe it is an australian thing? I can also be pretty dense at times so that could be it.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 07:14 AM • permalinkIt always amuses me when people like Miranda drop in and make smarmy comments about what is really just friendly banter between like minded people. I do poke around sometimes in blogs of a more left-of-centre persuasion, and it always astounds me that even on dedicated general threads, the conversation between even the regular contributors boils down to a general hate-fest about Howard, Bush, neo-cons, the war on terror, Workchoices, silencing dissent (AKA people expressing views other than their own), the intervention et al. It seems that even when it is an open thread, there is no interpersonal interaction or generation of ideas, just a whining bitchiness. That Miranda felt the need to negatively comment on the fact that the contributors here genuinely interact and indulge in light hearted conversation is more telling about the sort of person she is than the sort of people who contribute here.
What does she do when she gets together with her own friends? Sit in a Café bemoaning the VRWC that has denied her the opportunity to live in the socialist utopia they told her about in the Women in Modern Society subject in her Arts degree?
Extrapolating this idea a little further, it seems that no mention of 9/11, Iraq or Afghanistan can be made without reference to the war crimes of Howard/Bush/Blair. Additionally, (vaguely coming back on topic), Israel is the personification of evil on earth whereas Hamas, Fatah, and Hezbollah are poor oppressed peoples striving for freedom in a word dominated by the VRWC. Does this mean that in their nasty little circle of friends, when something truly bad (as opposed to just the perception of violence or oppression) happens to one of them that they would all turn and denounce the evil inherent in their friends before they dare to question the motives of the protagonist? It’s a fairly backward way of thinking that is demonstrated daily in places like LP, Blogocracy et al.
End of rant. Sharpe out.
Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 12 16 at 07:28 AM • permalinkG’day Richard. Just poking around.
By the way, all you lurkers out there et al, we have had two birthdays this weekend.
H and H, one yesterday and one today.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUSE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUSE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR H’S
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUSE…HIP HIP HOORAY!
HIP HIP HOORAY!
HIP HIP HOORAY!F’reeze a jolly good fellow,
F’reeze a jolly good fellow,
Glowball Warmening’ll
Freeze a jolly good fellow,
And snow say all of ice!#20 Richard,
go for it!! Don’t worry about the rant, what you said about Miranda and her friends is absolutely true.
They are NEVER happy. Nothing will ever make them happy.
It reminds me of miserable women I know that have NO idea how to accept a compliment.
If someone gives you a compliment, SAY THANK YOU!
These miseries, on the other hand, will whine and complain that you’re making fun of them, or you must be blind!!!
I accept compliments in the spirit they are given.
AS MY DUE!!! ;)message from 1.618 :
Memo to colonel; memo to pogria
Don’t worry about us Aussie women, when we’re pissed, we think you’re from Australia anyway….Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 07:45 AM • permalink#19 no apology is owed and thank you for the compliment (I really was going to say that even if you hadn’t written #23)
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 07:53 AM • permalink#20- excellent rant- (miranda divide’s bonkers)
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 16 at 08:06 AM • permalinkAt news we read:
Rescued Indonesians denied refugee status and sent home. “People from other countries do not have a right to stay here on the basis they would be economically better off.”
Me-too again?
Posted by stackja1945 on 2007 12 16 at 08:17 AM • permalinkHi Pogria- hope you’re having a good night.
we’ve got some work to do tidying up the place, clearing away the empties and letting some fresh air in before Tim* comes back.
(*this year in Jerusalem oi vey! )
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 16 at 08:17 AM • permalink#27 killaette, we might take seriously Miranda Divide’s complaint about small, unimportant comments if she didn’t make it in a non-sequitor small unimportant comment.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 08:24 AM • permalink#34 Conan Moyel with his trusty broadsword perhaps? ;p (now that would be the unkindest cut)
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 16 at 08:40 AM • permalinkThe orange ribbon says “shut down Guantanomo and all US secret prisons”
It also signifies you’re against underage drinking in Indiana- wonder which cause the Abcess is supporting?
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 16 at 08:52 AM • permalink#31 Stack, I reckon it’ll sink without a trace because it’s being done by the ALP and not HoWARd and co.
Definitely me-too again, though.
I hope they keep the tough stance.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 12 16 at 09:04 AM • permalinkPog, I grew up with Mrs. Marsh. I could never forget her.
I can likewise never forget this bloke.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 12 16 at 09:12 AM • permalink#50- Ah yes Mrs Marsh, Marge the ‘you’re soaking in it’ woman, Prof Julius Sumner-Mills, Rita the Eta Eater, those were the golden years.
But there was one advertising figure I hated as a kid: Norm the fat slob- and that was before I’d even heard of the man who created him in mis own image.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 16 at 09:23 AM • permalinkThe Sumerian mead manufacturers refused to yield any more space. Their branding is too important they said. Somebody get the Tardis.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 09:28 AM • permalink#41 oh, okay (not pretending this time)
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 12 16 at 09:33 AM • permalink#238 page 2
Senior Minionette Pogria - that was quick, and I wondered why you had that grin on your dial this morning. Erm… where the hell is Senior Minionette Kae? She’s supposed to be supervising the refit of that starship we borrowed off the Moxargon Group!
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HOWARD!!#237 page 2 Colonel Milquetoast, Howard, despite being from Enceladus (lost story involving Wronwright, Sgt Mom and a ‘borrowed’ Klingon Bird of Prey) knows which side his moonbat is buttered on. He normally eats (AKA devours for sustenance) a variety of things, but such enslaved moonbats as the VRWC has finished with are his standard fare. See previous references to his three-foot tongue and ability to breathe through his ears for the other meaning of the term. This is why the Minionettes are generally happy in the service.
MarkL
Minionmeister to the VRWC
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