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Fidel’s a truther:
Castro said the Pentagon was hit by a rocket, not a plane, because no traces were found of its passengers …
“Studying the impact of planes, similar to those that hit the Twin Towers, that had accidentally fallen on densely populated cities, one concludes that it was not a plane that crashed into the Pentagon,” Castro said.
“Only a projectile could have caused the geometrically round hole that allegedly was made by the plane,” he said.
“We were fooled like the rest of the planet’s inhabitants.”
Hardcore truthers were ranting about this nearly six whole years ago. It says something that Castro is so much slower than even them.
Wait until he hears about the Berlin Wall.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 12 at 03:46 AM • permalinkBeen “dumpster diving” over at the gruinaid and come up with this lovely post.
“brenzone
Comment No. 807291
September 11 20:58
GBR When I saw it on TV on coming home from work I thought initially that it was another Hollywood blockbuster, but when my wife told me it was for real I thought “Jeez, somebody’s finally given those bullies a taste of their own medicine”.Later that day I thought that the project had been so efficiently executed that it could not possibly have been carried out by a group of Arab hotheads and/or crazies hiding in Afghan caves, so I reached the conclusion that it must have been an inside job, the cataclysmic event referred to by Wolfowitz earlier, possibly/possibly not with the assistance of Mossad. And I continue to hold this view. The events of 11.09.2001 were the preamble for the invasion of Iraq - Afghanistan was just a side show. And the regime behind it…”
Its from the Comment is free section of the paper, and sums up a good 1/3 of the entries written over there.
scum.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 12 at 04:11 AM • permalink“Only a projectile could have caused the geometrically round hole that allegedly was made by the plane.”
How about we get a couple of Islamists to fly a couple of planes into Castro’s Presidential Headquarters? That should satisfy Castro’s stupid curiosity.
Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 09 12 at 04:12 AM • permalinkDead man talking?
Pretty active for a maximum leader that hasn’t been seen in public in over a year. Formaldehyde works wonders…
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 09 12 at 05:11 AM • permalinkObviously the troofers and Fidel have their own corner of hell to chat together in. I imagine it may be somewhere near the furnace or the latrines.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 12 at 05:12 AM • permalinkOh no. Now that Fidel has said signed on to it it will definitely become an article of faith on the left. The only greater endorsement would be if Mao and Joe Stalin could also give the idea the thumbs up.
Sligthly OT but its funny how often you hear lefties talk about how Americans should “get over” 9/11 - but they seem to be happy for non anglo-celtic groups of pretty much any description to hark back to the Crusades, Battle of Kosovo, dreamtime etc to justify holding on to their particular animosity.
On the topic of dead men,walking or otherwise, there has been mucho discussion in the last few months, reaching a crescendo today and yesterday, about the political fortunes of one John Winston Howard. Well folks, I just saw the 7.30 Report, and JoHo looked 5 years younger, more positive and relaxed than I’ve seen him for months as he toyed with Red Kerry like a master fly fisherman playing a big trout
A great and undefeated old warhorse who has perhaps been worried in his own mind about the prospect of the knacker’s yard, but tonight by his body language, appearance, genial contempt for RK, and positive approach he is ready for one last charge, and the bad guys had better watch out. Acknowledged this would be the last, and that if elected he will hand the baton to (probably) Costello during the next term. That particular card is on the table, or so it seems.
I think the krudster’s smirk will become very fixed, very wooden, very soon. Expect a major offensive against the labor front line, who have been up to now almost invisible. This fight is about to get going.We live in interesting times.
Only a projectile could have caused the geometrically round hole ...
Maybe castro is an expert at putting projectiles into small geometrically round holes??????
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 09 12 at 07:11 AM • permalinkWhat is the difference between castro and an arsehole?
One smells, is extremely unattractive & spews out filth.
The other is a body part.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 09 12 at 07:14 AM • permalinkEl Beardo does know a lot about the holes that round projectiles make, but his experience I believe is limited to placing 9mm rounds into the back of the heads of dissenters.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 09 12 at 07:37 AM • permalinkEl Beardo does know a lot about the holes that round projectiles make, but his experience I believe is limited to placing 9mm rounds into the back of the heads of dissenters.
I always suspected he was adept at rear entry.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 09 12 at 07:45 AM • permalink#21/22: If the Rudster’s Chinese lessons were anything like mine, he probably spent some time studying the original Chinese-language version. Having said that, it’s pretty clear he either thought he was more clever than Sun Zi, or misunderstood it completely. It’s been a long time since I struggled through the “bingfa”, but there’s this bit (and I can’t be stuffed googling it) early on about how a good stategist must seem to lack ability in certain situations and then entice the enemy with mock disorder and crush them. A good strategist pretends to be weak so that the enemy grows arrogant.
For the sake of us all, let’s hope JWH is the one who’s worked this out and not Rudd.
On the Castro thing: surely the bigger question is why Reuters is quoting a senile male who’s only claim to fame is driving a country into ruin to prove a point.
#34
A good strategist pretends to be weak so that the enemy grows arrogant ...That’s how yours truly reads the gist of it.
The KRudder is arrogant ... battle half-won: ‘messing with Howard’s mind’ ... pride goes before a fall, anyone?
Prolly crap at his alleged Bible Studies, too.
Some scholar, not.#19 egg
That is honestly one of the best scenes in all of British comedy. So true and funny. Bernard is the man.
Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 09 12 at 09:04 AM • permalink#33
Maybe Bligh moving Fraser out of local government could be the start of a backdown* on amalgamations, thus taking a bit of the sting out of any backlash against Labor, federally.
*Were such a thing to happen, suspicious minds might begin to think Bleattie got a tap on the shoulder from head office.So, Castrato’s a truther. One couldn’t ask for a finer example of the moronic convergence between the left and totalitarianism. Ironically, there is no chance the truthers will recognize the richness of agreeing with a likely-dead Commie dictator.
*****
24. Ron C
Great. Just what the US needs. A bigger and better money pit.
It so happens that FEMA is responsible for US territories too, which includes Puerto Rico, Guam, The Commonwelth of the Northern Mariani Islands (Saipan, Tinian, Rota and a few others), American Samoa, Chuk, Ponpey (sp?) and the Marshal Islands.
I’ve been to ALL of those places working for FEMA, except for Puerto Rico and American Samoa, and boy, what an eye opener. The citizens of those territories can’t vote, but they get US passports and every socialist aid program a US citizen does, and… they pay no taxes.
Great deal for them, but not so much for the US taxpayers. None of them seriously aspire to statehood, by the way, because they don’t want to pay taxes. Go figure.
Now, imagine everything that would have to be addressed in Cuba, which is basically living in the 1950’s, tech-wise.
IOW, I hope you are wrong. LOL!
Re #34, Hanyu, is this the one you were referring to? Seems to fit!
22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 09 12 at 09:50 AM • permalink44. moptop
OBL can’t become a truther by definition, because the truth is that he and his team planned and executed the 9/11 attacks.
I mean, he’s actually a step above the truthers - as rich with pathos as saying that is - in terms of integrity, BECAUSE HE’S ADMITTED RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE 9/11 ATTACKS AND PROVIDED EVIDENCE TO BACK UP HIS CLAIMS!
Truthers are as sick as Castrato. Too bad they’re not dead like him too.
Hi
Has anyone seen this Penn & Teller episode, if that’s what you call it, called 9/11 Conspiracy Theories? Never watched them on YouTube, nor anywhere else, but know of them.
I hadn’t until last night. Stevo Jnr had asked me whether I’d seen Panatella. I said, “what, have you been smoking cigars?” When 16YOs talk, or the ones that I know, it is usually in grunts. It took me a little while to know he was talking about Penn & Teller. They’re not well known in Australia, but they appear pretty straight shooters. A bit like Randi, but with bigger and twice the number of balls. Good on ‘em.
Stevo
#34
Personal favourite:18. Hence the saying: If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.#49,
My reference was to the recent left wing screed in the bin Laden video. It seems like all of the leftie global warming stuff and the references to current leaders were made when the image of bin laden was frozen. Making it look a lot like bin Laden is dead and being used as a sock puppet by “ToraBorawood”. bin Laden himself would never be a “troofer”, but the KosDiarist who seems to have gained control of the franchise certainly might.Why the fuck does anyone take the brainseeking entreaties of a commie zombie seriously anyway?
Oops sorry, we’re talking about the national press, rather than the National Enquirer
What is the difference between castro and an arsehole?
One smells, is extremely unattractive & spews out filth.
The other is a body part.
Okay, surf, but which one has the bushiest beard?
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 09 12 at 11:10 AM • permalinkA list of the people who were on that projectile.
SO if it was a rocket and not a plane ... um, where did the plane and all its passengers
go?Posted by localharbor on 2007 09 12 at 02:30 PM • permalink#27 - Texa Bob: Please refrain from besmirching tasty catfish. If you need a bottom feeding scum-sucker fish analogy, I give you the Carp!
Posted by crusher_of_libs on 2007 09 12 at 03:18 PM • permalink#53 Moptop,
Here is the explanation for “Osama” being shown in freeze-frame.A letter from Iseema bin Laden.
Meryl Yourish: obviously a woman with an exotic past.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 09 12 at 10:19 PM • permalink
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Funny response from a dead dictator.