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CRUSHING OF DESCENT

Wasn’t global warming meant to be the big threat to ski resorts? Turns out a greater danger is hatred of George W. Bush:

A backlash quickly emerged after the Telluride Town Council adopted a resolution last week calling for the impeachment of President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.

“It’s huge, unbelievable,” said Telluride Mayor John Pryor. “Ski groups are canceling for the winter. Hundreds of people are bailing. The (town) Web site is flooded with people saying they’re canceling their vacations here.”

Posted by Tim B. on 07/26/2007 at 05:45 AM
  1. Well of course. People go skiing to have fun, not get buttonholed by political obsessives.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 26 at 05:51 AM • permalink

  2. It just goes to show that the flakes are on the Telluride Town Council - won’t matter about the slopes in Winter.

    Posted by Pa Feral on 2007 07 26 at 05:53 AM • permalink

  3. The piste of resistance.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 26 at 05:54 AM • permalink

  4. Good.  When reason doesn’t work sometimes pain does.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 07 26 at 05:55 AM • permalink

  5. "Telluride Town Council adopted a resolution last week calling for the impeachment of President...”

    What the FUCK are these people smoking?

    In other news, S. Wreckage has unanimously voted for a High Court Inquest into the suspicious death of his favourite cat.

    Posted by wreckage on 2007 07 26 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  6. Miller said ... “I have seen the brutality of war that turns nice young men into barbarians.”

    Who don’t use coasters, or drop their ‘g’s.

    Posted by DaneF on 2007 07 26 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  7. Wreckage: dead cat? :(

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 26 at 06:12 AM • permalink

  8. #1 - Headline: BUTTONHOLERS BUTTHOLED.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 26 at 06:16 AM • permalink

  9. CRUSHING OF DESCENT

    Fantastic pun!

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 07 26 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  10. What is the skiing equivalent of “Shut up and sing”?

    Posted by Gibbo on 2007 07 26 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  11. An indescent obsession?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 26 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  12. At the bottom of the artcle it mentions Winter Park.  A great place for a brash young Aussie backpacker to spend a week on the slopes.
    The youth hostel was a collection of converted old buses organised by nationality of the visitors (the only bad part was the Aussie’s bus was downwind next door to the Kiwis).  Across the road was a mexican restaurant with a happy hour every day offering tacos and margueritas for a dollar each.
    The place was overun with cute little Aussie illegals working through winter, happy to have see a young lad a long way from home.....glory days.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 07 26 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  13. There was also support. “Let ‘em go to Vail,” wrote one Texan named Dan Stewart Olney

    That would be ‘staunch Texan’ no doubt.

    Posted by SteveGW on 2007 07 26 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  14. Reminds me of two-bit pollies like Wayne Berry of the ACT signing an invitation to Hugo Chavez to visit Australia.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 26 at 06:35 AM • permalink

  15. #3 - good one IT!

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 26 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  16. Any female councillors? Witches of Slalom?

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 26 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  17. This is the “Dixie Chick Effect” in action?

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2007 07 26 at 06:50 AM • permalink

  18. DOn’t panic people - they got two moonbats to come and ski there! That should be compensation enough for the hundreds of cancellations.

    Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 07 26 at 06:58 AM • permalink

  19. Albury council called for the return of terrorist groupie David Hicks, so it is not just Telluride council.

    In both cases it shows that voters were not interested in the outcome of the council election. If they were, they would not have elected a council controlled by dickwits.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 07 26 at 07:19 AM • permalink

  20. Next up in the MSM: A flood of stories noting how wonderful it is to ski in Telluride, especially since it isn’t overcrowded. Come back, Little Sheba, come back....

    Posted by oldirishpig on 2007 07 26 at 07:26 AM • permalink

  21. “It’s huge, unbelievable,” said Telluride Mayor John Pryor. “Ski groups are canceling for the winter. Hundreds of people are bailing. The (town) Web site is flooded with people saying they’re canceling their vacations here.”

    This ass hat sounds positively thrilled, of what should be slalom days for Telluride.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 26 at 07:27 AM • permalink

  22. Highlight of the TV year last night in Blighty, look out for it

    Top gears race to the north polenull

    plenty of polar bears, not any lakes of water, and plenty of ice still left, and Al Bore gets a slap at the end (yep on th Beeb)..all in a Hilux

    fantastic!

    Posted by owls001 on 2007 07 26 at 07:30 AM • permalink

  23. Normal people would think that the mayor would welcome people in his town. Not that he’d like to see people cancel their trips.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 07:33 AM • permalink

  24. Could be all downhill from this point on, Telluride. You could wax sentimental over your decision people. Of course, the summer tourist, could give you that uplift.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 26 at 07:40 AM • permalink

  25. Food’s ready.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 07:50 AM • permalink

  26. "Unbelievable”? Now who’s out of touch with reality?

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2007 07 26 at 07:53 AM • permalink

  27. Basically, “we were ready for a bumper year thanks to Global whatever, but the skiers have all ‘Piste off’ on us.”

    Yes, I know, that sucked, but hey, at least I work cheap.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 26 at 07:53 AM • permalink

  28. Along a similar line

    Republican Congressman Are “Jihadists”?

    And while Democrats rebuff Republicans and their accusations of shutdown politics, the majority is throwing some brickbats of its own.

    “They’ve been stalling,’’ said John W. Olver, D-Mass., chairman of the House Transportation-HUD Appropriations Subcommittee. “They are nihilists. They are jihadists.”

    It doesn’t even make any sense. Which, come to think of it — when you realize he comes from a majority party that just doesn’t get this whole war thing we’re in — makes complete sense.

    The Corner

    Me thinks that John W. Olver, D-Mass, isn’t the sharpest pencil in the box, but then he is from Kennedy-land.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 26 at 07:55 AM • permalink

  29. #25 Ash_
    Which chair do I sit in, and what are we having in honour of this sublime irony tonight?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 26 at 07:55 AM • permalink

  30. #6

    ..barbarians.
    Who don’t use coasters, or drop their ‘g’s.

    And might even use language.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 26 at 07:59 AM • permalink

  31. People who run resorts like Telluride forget that the Rockies stretch well into Canada.  Canadians have been busy developing ski resorts on every mountain that has a road to it.  Capitalism, competition and coldening, what more could you want?

    Posted by Crossie on 2007 07 26 at 08:02 AM • permalink

  32. # 185600

    Schusse.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 26 at 08:02 AM • permalink

  33. You can sit in the chair to my right 185600.

    Tonight, we are enjoying lamb chops with curried vegetables. Very enjoyable.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 08:04 AM • permalink

  34. Have fun. I’m off to bed. Nite.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 26 at 08:04 AM • permalink

  35. #33
    I had pork chops’n applesauce.

    well, one pork chop. The dogs are getting the second one. I should have got someone else to chew my chop first, too.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 26 at 08:07 AM • permalink

  36. nite kae

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 26 at 08:07 AM • permalink

  37. List of cities and other entities that have proposed or passed impeachment resolutions.  (Complete with obligatory picture of snarling Cheney.)

    Posted by fresca on 2007 07 26 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  38. Sounds like Telluride was astounded at how many of those nice people who come and blow great wads of cash to slip down a mountain disagree with them.

    Odd, innit, how often lefties are astounded by discovering not everyone agrees with them?

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 07 26 at 08:14 AM • permalink

  39. #32 kae
    Dammit! My dictionary says something different, and it’s rude to boot. Oh, hang on, I amended my dictionary myself.
    Most German sounds like rude words to me anyways.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 26 at 08:14 AM • permalink

  40. #33 Ash_
    Why thank you, :)

    Please pass the Holbrooks and beer.

    I do wonder if people are starting to get the raging sh*ts with all of the Bush / Howard hating that they see? Because there seems to be a lot of my friends aquaintances who are pretty disillusioned with the Kruddster? Is there a pattern forming in the US as well?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 26 at 08:23 AM • permalink

  41. #40 Consider them passed, 185600.

    I know I get the sh*ts with the Bush/Howard hating. I have a couple of problems with it.

    1. They are democratically elected leaders, chosen by the people to govern the people.

    2. You will never convince me that it is appropriate for you to dislike someone’s policies when you act like a two year old throwing a tantrum.

    3. If you disagree with Bush or Howard, don’t vote for them.

    4. It’s fine that some people don’t like them, but can’t they slight their attacks using something like policies, rather than physical features?

    5. I’m sure there’s more.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  42. That’s great news.  A more preciously rich, liberal and environmentally self-righteous place could scarcely be found between Malibu and the Hamptons; a lovely town high in the mountains, but exactly the sort of liberal bubble town where they’d take a stand like this believing it would have no consequences for themselves, only to learn the hard way that not everyone shares their exquisite views.  Ha, ha, ha.

    Posted by Mike G on 2007 07 26 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  43. #17 Steve at the pub

    Here in Texas, some of us refer to the Dixie Chicks as the Ditsy S___s (There are two interchangable possibilities for that second word).

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 07 26 at 09:24 AM • permalink

  44. Telluride’s town council votes to impeach the President?

    Perhaps Bush should issue an executive order to ban skiing in Telluride. Then we’ll see who rediscovers the 10th Amendment.

    P.S. Leftists have never liked American-style federalism—separation of powers by level of government—because it impedes their establishment of a nanny-police state.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 07 26 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  45. Hmmm.

    Thunder? Check
    Lightning? Check
    Rain? Check
    Wind? Check
    Freezing cold? Check

    Can someone please send me a can of Global Warming?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  46. This is a classic example of “liberal creep.”

    Telluride used to be a nice, rustic seasonal ski town.  Then all the urban trendoids started flocking there from LA and the East Coast to escape the urban dunnies they’d made of their own cities… and carried right on with the self-righteous, self-indulgent policies that ruined their previous homes.

    I will bet you cash money, sight unseen, that the majority of the Telluride city council are either newcomers or in the real estate/development trade catering to newcomers.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 26 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  47. CRUSHING OF DESCENT

    Yes. The pressure does get intense at that depth of idiocy.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 26 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  48. Has anyone ever listened to Weasel Stomping Day by Weird Al Yankovic, or am I just sick for enjoying it?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 11:20 AM • permalink

  49. Move that the town council of Telluride be impeached on the grounds of gross negligence, to wit, the passage by said town council of a resolution calling for the impeachment of President George Bush and Vice President Richard Cheney, the self-same resolution leading to severe damage to the local economy, which damage would have been foreseen by council members had they exercised the normal standard of care consistent with the proper execution of their duties and responsibilities as elected officials. Second?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 26 at 11:24 AM • permalink

  50. #49 Paco, have I ever mentioned that you think of the stuff I don’t, and I hate you for it?

    Move into my council. Please. I have many spare guest rooms. I even have a bar. Just move here, make motions that work, and then you’re free to leave.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  51. (wronwright hestitates to second a motion aired by paco.  Last time he seconded one, paco had already called it a passed motion.  Causing a bit of embarrassment and hazing at the pub later that night)

    Oh, hell with it.

    Yes, I second it.  Little fuckers.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 26 at 11:40 AM • permalink

  52. #51 Wronwright need not worry. It is usually Ash who makes an arse of herself. Ash wonders if it is rumour yet that Ash told everyone at the pub that it was Ash that passed the motion. She hopes not.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 26 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  53. #51: Bravo, Wronwright! Now, the vote. I vote “Aye”.

    And incidentally, if the town council of Telluride can resolve to impeach Bush, I see no reason why the Comment Academy can’t resolve to impeach the Telluride town council. We will go on from there, impeaching town councils, mayors, governors, entire legislatures (bicameral and unicameral), parliaments . . . even caliphates! Mead for everybody!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 26 at 11:55 AM • permalink

  54. Ash,

    Everyone gives an exemption to an expectant lady.  You can do no wrong. 

    On the other hand, everyone at the pub kept making motions for another pint of bitter and asking me to second it.  After they already drank it.  I don’t mind good natured ribbing.  It’s the HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW that got to me.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 26 at 11:56 AM • permalink

  55. #54: HAW. I mean, “heh”.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 26 at 11:58 AM • permalink

  56. paco,

    With the exception of a few misguided ideas (such as throwing a funeral parade dress rehearshal in April for Jimmy Carter, down Pennsylvania Ave., including a roasted peanut cart and monkey, a Mr. Peanut float, and the University of Georgia marching band), I usually agree with you.  My only exception is the “Mead for Everyone!” statement.  Let’s not lose our heads.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 26 at 12:05 PM • permalink

  57. #56: Sorry, wronwright. I was just carried away by that, you know, sudden rush of power.

    Everyone please feel free to join me in the parlor for a small glass of sherry.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 26 at 12:09 PM • permalink

  58. Aye is my vote..

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 26 at 12:09 PM • permalink

  59. ....both for the sherry and the motion

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 26 at 12:10 PM • permalink

  60. Wronwright: Yeah, I guess that Jimmy Carter business was a bit premature. I’m wondering if the wake for the John Edwards presidential campaign featuring a $10,000-per-hour barbershop quartet and handouts of free Topsy Tail products may be a little over the top, too.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 26 at 12:15 PM • permalink

  61. See, that’s the downside to being a pompous, self righteous ass.  Not everyone is as impressed with you as you are.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 07 26 at 12:34 PM • permalink

  62. “I have seen the brutality of war that turns nice young men into barbarians.”

    So have I....and I’m not a freaking barbarian…

    signed,
    Lothar

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 07 26 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  63. #48 I have!  I’ve seen the Robot Chicken version too.  Youtube version is still there.

    Posted by Richard Cranium on 2007 07 26 at 01:05 PM • permalink

  64. Hello, just came in, I vote “aye” for whatever we’re voting for, I’ll have a tall, warm mead, barkeep.

    “Funeral parade dress rehearsal for Jimmy Carter”?!?  How’d I miss that, where was I?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 26 at 01:31 PM • permalink

  65. #64: Ok, the aye’s are above the no’s. Motion carried. The Telluride Town Council is to consider itself impeached, instanter. Procedures to formally try individual members on charges of gross negligence and to effect removal from office will be formulated by a committee consisting of me. Who’s got the rope?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 26 at 01:53 PM • permalink

  66. "America has no native criminal class, except for Congress.”
    -- Mark Twain

    Posted by mojo on 2007 07 26 at 02:10 PM • permalink

  67. #65
    here, paco, catch the whip rope

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 26 at 02:26 PM • permalink

  68. Talk about a vote of snow confidence!

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 07 26 at 04:09 PM • permalink

  69. You know “Telluride” is the Ute Indian word for wingbat.

    Posted by papertiger on 2007 07 26 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  70. #68) All in favor of stoning the punster....

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2007 07 26 at 04:27 PM • permalink

  71. #68
    Snow confidence in ABC’s Snow Cone Tone here!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 26 at 05:18 PM • permalink

  72. #71
    Auntie’s got snow balls, anyway.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 26 at 05:19 PM • permalink

  73. Read the headline again, nofixedabode!

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 07 26 at 05:42 PM • permalink

  74. Yet another “unforseen consequence” of moronic bigoted behaviour.

    Wasn’t it LBJ who coined the phrase “couldn’t walk down the street and fart at the same time”?

    Climate change collateral damage? We ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 07 26 at 06:23 PM • permalink

  75. If you’re going to impeach Telliveryrude, then in all justice, you must impeach the city councils of Seattle and San Francisco and all the other bunch of asshats who think their job is to ride bandwagons--and think it is unimportant to pass petty asshat resolutions.

    So moved.  Any seconds?  (If ya got the power, use it, right?  Isn’t that the lefty motto?)

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 26 at 06:26 PM • permalink

  76. "If you’re going to impeach Telliveryrude, then in all justice, you must impeach the city councils of Seattle and San Francisco...”

    O.K.  But, I think tactical nuclear weapons would be a more permanent solution.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 26 at 07:12 PM • permalink

  77. It was in Telluride that I was made an honoury member of the Birmingham Alabama Ski Club.  I was staying in the New Sheridan Hotel (which Butch Cassidy used to drink in before he did his first holdup down the road) and was kept awake on the first night by gays running up and down the corridors giggling.  There was also some creature outside howling every 20 minutes.  I eventually looked outside to find that it was a husky tied up to a bench.  At a social gathering of the Birmingham Alabama Ski Club, I mentioned that it sounded like one of the gays was outside sodomising a dog.  A bloke with a Lonesome Dove-type moustache prompted inducted me into the club.  I wear the armband and badge with pride.

    Posted by norian on 2007 07 26 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  78. ...
    ...
    ...

    “Channel 9” By 1.618
    For Sale $13,9887 999

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 26 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  79. Aye! Now where’s that mead?

    Posted by SouthernCrusader on 2007 07 26 at 07:52 PM • permalink

  80. #78 1.618 This is a work of feeling, of expressive celbration of the Titanic-like majesty of a media power in its dying days.

    I suggest that you supplement the comment policy with a comma policy.  I interpret the price in the African way, as nineteen comma nine nine etcetera dollars.  This is an opportunity to buy a nine-figure artwork for two figures, and I am on it like Phil Adams on a truffled refugee in chardonnay roux. Do you take Paypal?

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 07 26 at 08:42 PM • permalink

  81. #77 - kept awake on the first night by gays running up and down the corridors giggling

    I was sure that was a typo until I read further. You must have a keen ear for the footstep or were they mincing!?

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 26 at 09:30 PM • permalink

  82. #81
    Light on their feet.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 26 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  83. What is the skiing equivalent of “Shut up and sing”?

    Schut up and schusse.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 26 at 11:49 PM • permalink

  84. ROFLA ChrisPer… ty

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 26 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  85. You’ll receive a free t-shirt and a night with me as tim b is away.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 26 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  86. <big grin>

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 07 27 at 12:48 AM • permalink

  87. #49, interesting notion Paco.

    Two NSW councils here have also decided to comment on/participate in international politics, by deciding to partner their municiPALIties with terrorists. ie Leichhardt council with Hebron, marrickville council withj Bethlehem, both current strongholds of Hamas.
    There is a strong Arabic/Palestinian/Lebanese contingent in these municiPALIties.
    Nice to know that local taxes are being spent on terrorist subsidies.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 27 at 03:07 AM • permalink

  88. #52 Ash, just shows that you shouldn’t boast about passed motions in places where they seek only to drink the impossible drink.

    Pass it on.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 27 at 03:10 AM • permalink

  89. #60, Paco, Wronwright - I’m guessing that Jimmy Carter’s birth was premature - ‘twould explain a lot.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 27 at 03:12 AM • permalink

  90. Hey, Telluride, how does that reality sandwich taste?

    Posted by Patricia on 2007 07 27 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  91. #12, Winter Park also hosts those (disabled) BARBARIANS every winter.  More reason to ski there!

    Posted by Patricia on 2007 07 27 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  92. Bolt news, he’s gutsy and he’s good…

    I didn’t say it Tim B.....

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 28 at 12:52 AM • permalink

  93. LOL to Chris

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 28 at 12:54 AM • permalink

  94. DaveS—Schtum und schuss, ja? More likely schtum und schusse, scheisskopf…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 28 at 02:33 AM • permalink

  95. Among the community members endorsing the resolution was Phil Miller, a veteran of World War II who was wounded in the Philippines.

    Fortunately, those crappy little 6.5 mm rounds don’t hurt much, even when, like Phil here, you take a couple to the head.

    Posted by baslimthecripple on 2007 07 29 at 02:21 PM • permalink

  96. Baslim, I understand there are soldiers who can testify to the contrary, after the Phillipines.

    Was it ‘The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat’, or ‘How the Mind Works’ which told us about the effects of Mosin-Nagant projectiles on brain function in survivors of small-calibre head wounds?

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 07 29 at 09:23 PM • permalink

  97. Bolt News, he’s gutsy and he’s good.

    Tim Who?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:33 PM • permalink

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