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J.F. Beck presents a Tim “Deltard” Lambert triple-play.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/25/2006 at 10:48 PM

  1. You’re gonna make me read THREE Lambert columns?!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 25 at 11:22 PM • permalink

  2. As Loadedog might say, “That Lambert, him some joker. Him not careful, him catch one on snoot, by ‘n by.”

    Hey, Wronwright! I was on Tardis duty today, and some kid dressed like Sabu the Elephant Boy came running up, said I was to lend him my Blockbuster video card and give him 20 bucks. Said you said it would be ok. The whole thing looked kind of funny to me, but he flashed the secret sign (curly/wiggly fingers), so I figured everything was jake. Then I gave him the card and the money and he ran off and I haven’t seen him since. What’s going on?

    BTW, I’m having an awful lot of trouble cleaning the mead spew off the fuzzy dice, and what’s with the bobble-head goat in the back windshield?

    Posted by paco on 2006 04 25 at 11:31 PM • permalink

  3. Oh yeah, Wronwright,one other thing. I asked the kid his name and he just muttered something that sounded like, “hidin’ from his mom”. Just be advised that I don’t want to get tangled up in any of your domestic disputes. And do I get my 20 bucks back?

    Posted by paco on 2006 04 25 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  4. Great.

    Now wrongfatcheckboy is gunna do another 380 colums on why DDT isn’t banned.
    He was boasting recently that he was quoted and/or linked by the Daily Kos. Fancy that. One lunatic linking to another.

    Posted by powderkeg on 2006 04 25 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  5. Tim Lambert is the Mark Latham of science bloggers.

    Posted by niobium2000 on 2006 04 26 at 01:40 AM • permalink

  6. #5 - you mean, he beats up astronomers?

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 04 26 at 02:26 AM • permalink

  7. #6 Nope.  He’s a loser with one testicle.

    Posted by murph on 2006 04 26 at 03:37 AM • permalink

  8. #2, 3, paco

    I just had to scroll down right away and tell you that there are times when you just crack me up.  Seriously.  I’m talking tears down the cheeks and knees red from slappin.  Thanks.

    Now I need to get back to the rest of the comments....

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 04 26 at 03:58 AM • permalink

  9. Hah. Classic.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2006 04 26 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  10. Do NOT remove or fiddle with the Shub Niggurath bobble-head icon, unless you want the Tardis re-infested with shoggoths.  Not the big destructive “choronzon” shoggoths, but the little 2.5-dimensional ones, that look like they got picked out of H.P.Lovecraft’s nose.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 26 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  11. #8: Salty - Thanks! One of my greatest regrets in life is that I was never able to scrape up the money to pay for clown college.

    #10: No, sir, I don’t want a shoggoth problem. I just dusted the, er, icon; otherwise, didn’t touch it (should I have made an offering to it? A tin can or something?).

    Posted by paco on 2006 04 26 at 12:32 PM • permalink

  12. (should I have made an offering to it? A tin can or something?)

    Probably a bad idea.  Then it’ll start to expect one, every time you’re in the tardis.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 26 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  13. #10: You are referring to Lovecraft’s lesser-known masterpiece “The Shadow Over My Upper Lip,” yes? He describes his left sinus as ‘eldritch’ and ‘Cyclopean.’ About fifty times.

    Posted by trexkilla on 2006 04 26 at 02:14 PM • permalink

  14. It’s the awful antiquity of the sinus that creeps me out, because, you know, the older stuff gets, the scarier it is.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 26 at 03:29 PM • permalink

  15. Not to mention that cachinnating chorus of nose goblins. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!

    Posted by trexkilla on 2006 04 27 at 10:44 AM • permalink

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