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COMPELLING IDEA

Brisbane Courier-Mail columnist Nicholas Gruen has an idea which he believes would “advantage [Kim Beazley] in a compelling way”:

Beazley should get a group of eminent and respected Australians together – Malcolm Fraser comes most readily to mind amongst others. They travel as far as they can towards Camp X-ray at Guantanamo Bay with a simple message to the first US official who stops them.

Here’s his simple message:

We’re from Australia – an ally of America in every major war and a few minor ones of the last century. You’re holding our fellow citizen David Hicks. We don’t want to make a hero of him or obtain his release. But like everyone else, he has the same right to due process and a proper trial before an independent magistrate that you accord your own citizens. We’re very upset about it and we’ll be back each month until we can secure his basic rights, the rights that every other Western country has secured for their own nationals.

Nick imagines such a message “would tap into a powerful part of the Australian psyche”. It sure would—the part that wants Malcolm Fraser put to sea off Cuba every four weeks. Please urge Beazley to adopt the splendid Gruen Plan.

UPDATE. Andjam reminds us that Camp X-Ray closed a few years ago. Malcolm and his crew aboard the SS Tilty would be sailing towards nothing, which is pretty much what they do anyway.

Posted by Tim B. on 08/01/2005 at 10:42 AM
  1. But like everyone else, he has the same right to due process and a proper trial before an independent magistrate that you accord your own citizens.

    That is certainly a novel concept. Mr. Gruen appears to be of the unilateralist persuasion that the U.S. Constitution affords rights to both citizens and non-citizens. Perhaps Mr. Gruen could be so kind as to exercise some of the responsibilities of citizenship (but he’s not a citizen, mind you) and pay U.S. federal income taxes and vote in upcoming federal elections. Of course, he might argue that Australia is not a U.S. state but rather a dependency or territory and that he is entitled to the vote but not to having his pocketbook ransacked. Fair enough; state, dependency, territory, it is but a niggling point up against the most important point: Mr. Gruen has unilaterally subsumed Australia’s sovereignty to that of the U.S. Well, we’re pleased to have you on board Team America. You’ve done us a good turn or two in the last 75 years; extending our defence umbrella over Australia would be fair recompense, I suppose. Somehow, though, I don’t think this is what Mr. Gruen had in mind.

    Posted by tongueboy on 2005 08 01 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  2. For maximum PR effect, this “worthy crew” should float into the harbor on a raft made from a 1953 Packard attached to empty oil drums. Or would this tactic run too much risk of associating Labor with those Cuban “reactionaries” who are trying to leave Castro’s island paradise?

    Posted by paco on 2005 08 01 at 01:10 PM • permalink

  3. Why do I not care that David al Hicksqawri is sitting around in Gitmo - between eating specially prepared Islamic meals, playing five aside and praying to Mecca on prayer mats courtesy of the U.S. tax payer?

    This shame-to-all-Australians, was fighting for a world in which free women would be obliged to revert to wearing sheets, archaic Islamic law would become the order of the day along with beheading, stoning and limb chopping. Jews, Christians and other infidels treated as scum of the earth.

    Hicks went to Pakistan to study Islam then voluntarily enlisted with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

    I think Guantanamo is too good for this a’hole. As for sending a delegation of influential Aussies to ensure he gets “due process” - hey there are many other things to care about more - like golf, surfing and throwing darts at el Hickari’s polaroid pinned to a board.

    Posted by scowler on 2005 08 01 at 01:17 PM • permalink

  4. careful what you create methinks Its true that Shapelle’s issues took off of their own accord. But mainstream politicians also make issues.

    This happens constantly, and one of the major tasks of strategy meetings of press secretaries of the various political parties is how to use the scarce resource of their leaders’ time to MAKE issues.

    Posted by bleary on 2005 08 01 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  5. Under the geneva conventions, Hicks due process rights are a bullet to the head.  unless he had changed his citizenship and enlisted in the Afghan army and was wearing the uniform, he’s an unlawful combatant.  anything short of the aforementioned bullet is at the pleasure of the capturing power.

    Posted by scatcat on 2005 08 01 at 02:25 PM • permalink

  6. If Mr. Gruen’s group of “eminent and respected Australians” is interested in seeking out oppression and injustice in Cuba, and in speaking truth to power, I suggest that on the way to Guantanamo they stop off in Havana and have a word with Fidel Castro.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2005 08 01 at 03:11 PM • permalink

  7. If they get too close to Cuba they’ll be having a word with Castro—or more likely they’ll be blown out of the water by Castro’s patrols before they ever get anywhere near Guantanamo.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 08 01 at 05:58 PM • permalink

  8. “We’re very upset about it…”??

    Boy - why not go all the way and tell them what a tizz this has put us all in.

    Posted by Francis H on 2005 08 01 at 06:25 PM • permalink

  9. the only rights david hicks has is the right to a bullet to the head.

    he is a traitor to his country and a low rent common criminal who wouldn’t hesitate blowing up his fellow aussies.

    the yanks should have liquidated him on the spot.

    Posted by vinny on 2005 08 01 at 06:30 PM • permalink

  10. If we’re sending Mal over the least we could do would be to provide him with a Collins Beazley class submarine.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2005 08 01 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  11. Why not go one better, and reserve a cellroom next door? What better way to show your support?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2005 08 01 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  12. Camp X-ray closed a few years ago.

    Posted by Andjam on 2005 08 01 at 08:34 PM • permalink

  13. But like everyone else, he has the same right to due process and a proper trial before an independent magistrate that you accord your own citizens.

    Rubbish. If a military commission was good enough to try the Nazis, it’s good enough for the Taliban.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 08 01 at 08:51 PM • permalink

  14. When they’re finished at Gitmo, could someone please nick up to Memphis and collect Mal’s trousers. They deserve to be in the national museum.

    Posted by slatts on 2005 08 01 at 09:01 PM • permalink

  15. Please explain how the United States has any legal juristiction over David Hicks.
    (or anybody else in Afghanistan)

    As I understand it, Hicks has never been in the United States, nor in any country where the US is the de jure or de facto government.

    So how has he broken US law?
    If he has broken US law, why is the trial not being held in the US, under normal US legal procedures?

    This is a serious legal question.
    No ad hominems,
    No spray,
    No allegations, thank you.
    Just legal reasoning, if you don’t mind.

    Posted by pog-ma-thon on 2005 08 01 at 09:14 PM • permalink

  16. Mr. Gruen appears to be of the unilateralist persuasion that the U.S. Constitution affords rights to both citizens and non-citizens.

    Right on, tongueboy.

    Sounds like Dred Scott all over again, when the Supreme Court decided that Blacks were not citizens, and thus had no right to sue.

    tongueboy would no doubt agree with Chief Justice Roger B Taney, that when the Declaration of Independence stated that “all men are created equal” that “it is too clear for dispute, that the enslaved African race were not intended to be included, and formed no part of the people who framed and adopted this declaration.”

    Posted by pog-ma-thon on 2005 08 01 at 09:31 PM • permalink

  17. I know this is hard, pog-ma-thon, but you know, the Geneva Conventions really do cover this.  Hicks was taken *in combat* in a group of combatants who were not wearing uniforms, nor did they have an established chain-of-command, not was the country to which they claim to be fighting for a signatory of the Geneva Conventions.

    Thus, Hicks’ full legal status under the Geneva Conventions, international law (what there is of it), and US law “an illegal combatant” whose disposal it *entirely* up to his military captors.  They could legally have identified him as “an illegal combatant” (see: no uniform, no indication of rank, no estalished military chain of command, no signatory, etc) and put him up against a wall and shot him.

    His rights consist of exactly, well, zero under *ALL* applicable regimes.  If you have actual evidence that he falls under some other rule, link it up, big guy.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2005 08 01 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  18. A grandiose gesture for the folks who can’t distinguish between politics and theatre.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 08 01 at 09:48 PM • permalink

  19. #16 Sounds like Dred Scott all over again…

    You are comparing the enslaved African race of colonial America to the Taliban? That’s like comparing Jews under the Nazis to the Russian Mafia.  What point are you trying to make pog? Do you even have a point? (Aside from the one that is obviously protruding above your eyebrows)

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2005 08 01 at 09:57 PM • permalink

  20. Pog - Hicks is in custody under a country’s right to detain enemy combatants waging military action against it.

    Jorg is right - Hicks is not covered by the Geneva Conventions. But even if he were, there would be no obligation to put him on trial or release him. (At least, not until hostilities have ceased.)

    Remember that many German and Japanese POWs were detained for many years, even though they may not have been war criminals.

    Posted by Lionel Mandrake on 2005 08 01 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  21. Oh now, my fellow Americans, we might as well come clean: we just keep nice people like Mr. Hicks imprisoned because we felt like it. What can I say, we’re just that powerful. And we’ll keep him until we get tired of keeping him. So there.

    Oh—and we did all this for the oil. The OIILLLLL!!!!

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 08 01 at 10:28 PM • permalink

  22. You’re going to confuse poor pog by talking about all the oil, Andrea.  He probably thinks there really is oil in Afghanistan, and that’s why we went in there (nothing about Sept. 11, oh no).

    In reality, as Mark Steyn pointed out long ago, we conquered Afghanistan for its incredibaly valuable and extensive deposits of rubble, originally developed by the Soviets and further extended by the Taliban.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2005 08 01 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  23. I’d be more than happy for Mr Hicks to be put up against the wall.

    He is a traitor to the civilised society that nurtured him and granted him the freedom to pursue his own crusade against said society.

    He has been painted in some articles as a misguided youth looking for his purpose in life. Sorry - he was an adult. He should accept the consequences of his actions as the rest of us grownups do.

    While I can empathise with his father, I also wonder how pissed off his dad is with him.

    Hell, if I could aim straight I’d be happy to join the firing squad.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2005 08 01 at 11:37 PM • permalink

  24. After he’s finished in Cuba and assuming Castro hasn’t scuttled his ship, we could send Malcolm to Zimbabwe, another failed socialist state, to explain due process, fair trials and human rights to his protogee, Robert Mugabe.

    Posted by mr magoo on 2005 08 01 at 11:42 PM • permalink

  25. With the intelligentsia on their side, the only real question is who will be the next Labor leader?

    Posted by captain on 2005 08 01 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  26. Andrea: THE OILLL!

    Nope, DEMOCRACY! For our friends in the Middle East, except if you live in Saudi Arabia, then tough titties, you’ll just have to wait. We ain’t concerned about no democracy there. We love the Saudi political system just as it is thanks.

    Posted by bongoman on 2005 08 01 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  27. Beazley should get a group of eminent and respected Australians together – Malcolm Fraser comes most readily to mind

    One day, you’re gonna get caught, one day, you’re gonna get caught, one day, you’re gonna get caught WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!

    Posted by HC44 on 2005 08 01 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  28. They travel as far as they can towards Camp X-ray at Guantanamo Bay…

    Preferably by backstroke.  Be sure to take a large keepsake gift, and a spare pair of trousers with you for your visit.

    Posted by Mr Hackenbacker on 2005 08 01 at 11:57 PM • permalink

  29. I reckon its a great idea. stick Malcolm in a boat with Phat Phill, the mad magot, that dipshit David Marr and all the other loony left wankers and push them out to sea.

    Posted by larrikin on 2005 08 02 at 12:22 AM • permalink

  30. Why a boat?

    Posted by Habib on 2005 08 02 at 12:34 AM • permalink

  31. To those who are organising the firing squad for Hicks, it *might* be the case that he has committed no crime against the US, Australia, or the West in general.

    He was apparently fighting Northern Alliance forces when captured. His supporters claim that he didn’t know about 9/11, or that the US had begun operations in Afghanistan. (Remember that at first very few US personnel were on the ground.)

    Maybe he genuinely believed the Taliban were a force for good. That would be evidence of extreme stupidity and lack of judgement, but not treason per se.

    If ‘innocent until proven guilty’ applied to Nazi leaders, it also applies here. Let’s just wait and see what comes out at the trial.

    Posted by Lionel Mandrake on 2005 08 02 at 12:58 AM • permalink

  32. I really like the idea of them going to Cuba.  Just a few degrees off, and they’ll be ducking the shots from the Cuban shore patrols.

    Anybody got a boat with a faulty compass they could borrow? :D

    Posted by mamapajamas on 2005 08 02 at 01:07 AM • permalink

  33. Letter from America to the Memphis Trousers David Hicks brigade———-SOD OFF SWAMPY!

    Posted by crash on 2005 08 02 at 01:26 AM • permalink

  34. hey Phat Phil and Marr could fly United.
    Who does the abc think it is fooling with its oft repeated mantra
    “The PUBLIC of Australia want to make sure Hicks gets a wonderful deal.”
    The Australian public would consider him lucky to be put up against a wall and shot.
    Nor do I think the Brits would have much sympathy for him.

    Posted by crash on 2005 08 02 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  35. #30. good point, habib. no point wasting a good tinny - might need it to go fishing. Put ‘em in a Collins class submarine, then we can be sure they wont resurface. ha-ha

    Posted by larrikin on 2005 08 02 at 01:43 AM • permalink

  36. bongoman: For our friends in the Middle East, except if you live in Saudi Arabia, then tough titties, you’ll just have to wait.

    Ah yes, the dreaded ‘you must invade and liberate every single oppressed people simultaneously or none at all!’ argument so beloved of the nuanced left.  This time brought to us by someone who’s named himself (appropriately enough) after an empty noisemaker.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 08 02 at 02:23 AM • permalink

  37. What’s wrong with a crabpot? We’d settle the balance of trade in a week- after all, crustaceans love a bit of whiffy tucker.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 08 02 at 02:25 AM • permalink

  38. Watch yourself, bongoman, it’s hard to lay up the moral indignation about Mid East tyrrany when you’re one of the people who preferred Saddam’s government just the way it was in the halcyon days before 2003.

    Where’s pog? Can we give him the spittle now that he’s had his clear answer?

    Posted by Sortelli on 2005 08 02 at 02:37 AM • permalink

  39. “Malcolm Fraser comes most readily to mind ....”

    For most Australians, Fraser comes readily to mind as Mugabe’s mentor.

    As for wanting to ensure that Hicks gets a fair trial - most people I have spoken to concerning this case wish that either, 1. Hicks rots in prison for the rest of his life, or 2. they Americans shoot him.

    Posted by dee on 2005 08 02 at 02:48 AM • permalink

  40. Achillea:

    Who mentioned invasion? It’s just that the high falutin’ rhetoric about democracy seems to fall down if an undemocratic Mid East regime has oil but is ‘friendly’ even if they spawned the 9/11 hijackers. Simply a response to Andrea’s oh-so-easy let’s type OIL! in caps as a denial of the obvious.

    Sortelli:

    Hey, I’ve never been a supporter of Saddam, unlike some…

    Posted by bongoman on 2005 08 02 at 03:04 AM • permalink

  41. Lionel Mandrake:

    “To those who are organising the firing squad for Hicks, it *might* be the case that he has committed no crime against the US, Australia, or the West in general.

    He was apparently fighting Northern Alliance forces when captured. His supporters claim that he didn’t know about 9/11”

    Are you kidding me? How is that remotely possible? What do you suppose, that every single person Hicks had been in contact with over the previous month didn’t have access to a battery operated radio? That he didn’t notice his Jihadi buddies joyfully firing into the air a little more than usual and ask what the good news was?

    It’s certain that he knew about the attacks, understood who was responsible and realised what was going to happen next. Everyone I’ve discussed this with, including a regular contributor to Amnesty International, has absolutely no sympathy for his “plight”.

    Posted by AussieJim on 2005 08 02 at 05:44 AM • permalink

  42. hicks is a dickless loser who should be returned to australia immediately & taken on a tour of all capital cities so we can all point at him & laugh

    Posted by KK on 2005 08 02 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  43. Satellite phones seemed to be in fairly ready supply in Afghanistan around that time.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 08 02 at 06:35 AM • permalink

  44. Bugger it, release David Hicks from Guantanamo Bay . . . . and then deport him to Afghanistan. Any crimes he committed were on Afghan soil against Afghan people, so a nice long stretch in an Afghan prison should do him nicely.

    Posted by Young and Free on 2005 08 02 at 07:31 AM • permalink

  45. They might even organise a traditional rock concert to celebrate his return.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 08 02 at 08:12 AM • permalink

  46. Pog-ma-thon addresses my original posting, which stated in part:

    “Mr. Gruen appears to be of the unilateralist persuasion that the U.S. Constitution affords rights to both citizens and non-citizens.”

    Pog-ma-thon then states:

    Sounds like Dred Scott all over again, when the Supreme Court decided that Blacks were not citizens, and thus had no right to sue.

    Other than the fact that Dred Scott was born on American soil, which provided a basis for his claim to citizenship which was rejected in this poorly-reasoned decision, and that David Hicks was not born in the U.S., and that Dred Scott was decided 147 years ago and has been subsequently overturned by both judicial decision and constitutional amendment but the precendent set by Quiron remains in place, Pog-ma-thon is correct.

    Pog-ma-thon performs a Vulcan mindmeld from a great distance:

    tongueboy would no doubt agree with Chief Justice Roger B Taney, that when the Declaration of Independence stated that “all men are created equal” that “it is too clear for dispute, that the enslaved African race were not intended to be included, and formed no part of the people who framed and adopted this declaration.”

    Mindmeld successful! I’ve been caught out as a whip-wielding kleagle yearning, longing, pleading for a return to the days of mint julips, parasols, hoop skirts and Plessy v. Ferguson. Thanks for not ad homineming, spraying, and alleging impure motives. Asswipe.

    Posted by tongueboy on 2005 08 02 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  47. He was apparently fighting Northern Alliance forces when captured. (...) Maybe he genuinely believed the Taliban were a force for good.

    Sure, if that’s the case, just extradite him to Afghanistan. I’m sure the government knows exactly what to do with Taliban fighters.

    Wait, that’s not quite what lefties mean when they blabber about due process for Hicks, is it.

    Posted by PW on 2005 08 02 at 01:18 PM • permalink

  48. bongoman: Who mentioned invasion?  It’s just that the high falutin’ rhetoric about democracy seems to fall down if an undemocratic Mid East regime has oil but is ‘friendly’ even if they spawned the 9/11 hijackers.

    I see I’m going to have to explain nuance to a lefty.  Again.  Good thing I’ve gotten so much practice.

    The strong implication in your original post, now stated outright in this one, is that we’re not doing anything to bring about democracy in Saudi Arabia.  In this you’re woefully mistaken (but, in your defense, the left has a lot of practice at being woefully mistaken).  Just because what we’re doing isn’t glaringly obvious—like, say, an invasion—doesn’t mean nothing’s being done.  What’s being done simply isn’t glaringly obvious.  Just as there was more than one reason for OIF, there’s more than one way to democratize.

    And, given that there are millions of people spawned in Saudi Arabia who haven’t launched terrorist attacks on the US or our allies, the 9/11 terrorists’ country of origin is largely irrelevant.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 08 02 at 02:13 PM • permalink

  49. If anybody says that David Hicks should be hung, well that’s a barbarism against which I shall have to cry out:

    “Damn your fool mouth, you tube-schooled rabble, that’s hanged,, not hung!

    Posted by ForNow on 2005 08 02 at 02:38 PM • permalink

  50. habib—Maybe Tim could tow Hicks’ cage around in his Wahoomaloo V8?

    And… hey, wait a minute, if you aussies are such big allies, where the hell were you at Gettysburg, huh?  Little Big Horn? San Juan Hill? Chicago 68?

    And maybe someone should tell Nicky that there have only been TWO wars in this last century?  OK, granted, you showed up for both of them, but that’s hardly a significant database.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 08 02 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  51. Did anyone else see the 7.30 Report last night? The Foreign Minister not only destroyed Comrade Kerry’s arguments, he also exposed the commentariat’s lack of knowledge of the Hicks issue. Kerry kept talking over the top of Downer (particularly when Downer started to make a good point).

    transcript

    Australia deserves better than the crap these clowns continue to dish up.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 08 02 at 09:02 PM • permalink

  52. I got a Mod comment on the MW site!

    I said:
    Your Supervising Producer said to Steyn in a letter (29/7/05) that you “do not have interviews on the program”. I recall Stuart Littlemore did at least one interview. Am I right and your Supervising Producer wrong?

    The Moderator said
    Dear Peter,
    Stuart did do interviews. Paul Barry did a few too. But no-one did live interviews and no-one did interviews to get a response to a simple question: What did you do to check the validity of the story?

    So people please note:
    1. when MW says they dont do interviews they actually do do interviews.
    2. “a simple question” is actually three questions and an outline.

    And MediaWatch checks on other peoples work?

    Posted by lingus4 on 2005 08 03 at 08:47 AM • permalink

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