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Achewood’s Ray Smuckles – now appearing in the Daily Telegraph!

Posted by Tim B. on 07/12/2007 at 11:15 PM
  1. Ahh, the joy of being opinion editor, eh Tim?

    Any room for Ray Smuckles in the funnies next to Garfield and Beyond The Black Stump?

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 12 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  2. IM IN UR PAPER
    MACKIN’ ON UR READERS

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 12 at 11:23 PM • permalink

  3. Far better than Phillip Adams.

    Posted by C.L. on 2007 07 12 at 11:37 PM • permalink

  4. Refreshing. I agree with you C.L.

    Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 07 12 at 11:39 PM • permalink

  5. One has to wonder if this column space wouldn’t have been better used for creating awareness of Climate Chaos.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 12 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  6. Now perhaps I can get an answer to the question which has obcessed me and deprived me of sleep; WHY DO RAY AND ALL THE OTHER CATS, EVEN MOLLY, HAVE ONLY TWO NIPPLES? All the cats I know have eight.

    Posted by McAnzac on 2007 07 12 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  7. IM IN UR FRIDGE
    EATIN UR VEGEMITE

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 07 12 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  8. Does he know you have an army yet?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 12 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  9. #3: Far better than Phillip Adams.

    No doubt about it. Smuckles is a much better drawn cartoon than Adams.

    In clicking on the link to the cartoon, I note that Smuckles makes a crack about the pope. Are we gonna have to go through all that again? Whazzamattah fo’ you, you didn’t get enough of the auto da fe last time?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 12 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  10. That cat can arm-wrestle me if he likes, but only if he buys the beer after. And then he can help catch a goose and watch while I wring its neck and pluck it before cooking it for dinner.

    Posted by calliope on 2007 07 12 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  11. Yeah… That pretty much sums up the US opinion of Australia. Like Texans in shorts… but with less national pride, cooler accents, and fewer guns. Oh, and drop bears. Did anyone tell Ray about the drop bears? (I really wanted to say cooler women, but my statriotism won’t let me. Forgive me all of Tim’s female Aussie readers. Its at least a tie.)

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 07 13 at 12:04 AM • permalink

  12. #11

    You’re forgiven brett_l

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 13 at 12:10 AM • permalink

  13. #1 yes Nora, how did Ray find his way to the Tele? /sarcasm

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 13 at 12:29 AM • permalink

  14. even funnier, chack out Ray’s “advice”

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 13 at 12:33 AM • permalink

  15. #7 You don’t keep vegemite in the fridge!

    Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 07 13 at 01:29 AM • permalink

  16. Nic:

    Another thing about Santa Cruz. They drink wine coolers from turkey basters.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 13 at 01:36 AM • permalink

  17. #15
    Ma Feral is American, and keeps everything in the fridge - EXCEPT THE VEGEMITE

    Posted by Pa Feral on 2007 07 13 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  18. OT - “My son’s an absolute idiot” - Premier

    “My Dad’s been a huge influence” - son.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 13 at 01:54 AM • permalink

  19. Happy Friday the 13th!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 13 at 02:44 AM • permalink

  20. “dogs jumping really far into water’

    My cats are laughing lots about this. Only dogs and green idiots would be this stupid.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 13 at 08:10 AM • permalink

  21. #18: LOL, I.T.!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 13 at 08:11 AM • permalink

  22. #‘s 15 & 17,

    Of course you keep Vegemite in the fridge, otherwise you might be tempted to eat it and G-O-K what the outcome of that would be.

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 07 13 at 08:44 AM • permalink

  23. #11

    I’m afraid the Americans have their own drop bear program these days (though technically H.A.T.E. is privately owned by terrorists).

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nextwave-05-15.jpg
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nextwave-05-16.jpg
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nextwave-05-17.jpg
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nextwave-05-18.jpg

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2007 07 13 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  24. Bleh.

    This should work better.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2007 07 13 at 09:02 AM • permalink

  25. Perhaps Tim Dunlop will take up drawing…

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 13 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  26. I heard somewhere that somebody inadvertently left a jar of vegemite in their garage for six months and that the contents bubbled and fermented and eventually morphed into a huge, toxic blob that has been writing for The Australian for many years.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 13 at 09:40 AM • permalink

  27. Just don’t let the crazy bastard start a fight. Trust me here.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 07 13 at 11:06 AM • permalink

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